Crystal Brazilian

Lancaster - LA1
3 reviews
2.710

Age: 25-29

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men, Couples

Nationality: Brazilian

Orientation: Bisexual

Reviews

3 TOTAL REVIEWS
2.7/10
AVERAGE RATING
2/10

£130 25m

town • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Wanted to try out a Brazilian woman and found Crystal Brazilian on website and she seems to have decent reviews. At this point I did not have directory, and if I did I would've noped out. I texted her on Whatsapp to see if she had any availability same night, decent response times... asked her to confirm on website booking if locked in. She did not.

Venue

Showed up to an apartment in town.

Looks

Showed up to an apartment in town and was greeted by her in lime green stockings and lingerie. She was hot and matched her photo.

The Meet

She's on the phone. Like. For almost 5 minutes after I get there, after I paid, and I'm just waiting around for her to get off the phone. She finally hangs up and does a CBJ, no deep throat. And quickly asks if I want to fuck. We do doggy and I ask to switch, and we do CJ. She only does pecks of kisses. Well she gets tired quickly and asks if I just want to jerk off. At this point I'm aghast but whatever I'll just come and go home. She asks me to jerk off onto her tits and I jerk myself off and she does a last minute lunge away. I'm in and out I'm under 25 minutes out of the hooked hour. Of course she's back on the phone as I'm dressing.

Final Thoughts

Awful experience.

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1 comment
2/10

Exeter • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Can’t work out how to post an adult work link!!

Looks

Nice looking girl.

The Meet

Utter nightmare. Nice looking girl. Totally opposite though to everything she claimed in profile. Couldn’t wait to get rid of me. Turned up on time. All fresh and ready to rock. Firstly she strips straight off always a no no for me. The fun is in the undressing. Despite offering French kissing totally avoided me and my attempts. Then after two sad tugs on my little friend she starts to put a condom on a totally flaccid chappie. So no oral without them despite it advertised. Little shister. She turns over shouts now fuck. Chappie won’t go in of course. She turns over. I try and pop him in missionary. He’s not having any of it. I wank him a bit pull out take condom off and finish on her tummy. She yelps like she’s never seen spunk before. And that’s that.

Final Thoughts

Complete nightmare. Terrible, terrible provider. Which is why I use my regulars! Avoid at all costs please. Made to look a total fool.

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6 comments
4/10

£100 45m

Wonford near Lidl • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

All by text due to her limited English.

Venue

Flat in Wonford near Lidl.

Looks

the only true thing in her profile is the two Tattoe in the picture (chest and leg) everything else is the masterpiece of a Photoshop artist. I meant if this is the same girl , She must have some bad years, she had a big belly, no ass, the only thing that's semi good is the boobs but nothing amazing, the face doesn't look like the girl from the website either.

The Meet

She started with OW but I noticed that she did her best to speed up and also used a lot of hand. after 5 minutes or so we moved on to sex i started sucking on her tits but she insisted on starting the action so we moved on to Reverse Cowgirl and Doggy i really wanted to do a missionary to kiss her and suck on those tits unfortunately the kiss was very light and not DFK. after 15 minutes or so I came. I asked her for a massage which she did, but did it pretty badly. So when I was getting ready for the second round, I could tell from her face that this was a one pop deal  😤 , I asked her but didn't insist TBH, so I got dressed and left.

Final Thoughts

This happened a few months ago. Unfortunately that day I was horny and lazy (worst possible combination) I didn't want to drive too far so I searched the area and she showed as available. When I did a quick search here I found nothing, the only thing available was the website reviews which must be either fake or very old.

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5 comments