Crystal Brazilian
Age: 25-29
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Couples
Nationality: Brazilian
Orientation: Bisexual
Age: 25-29
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Couples
Nationality: Brazilian
Orientation: Bisexual
£130 25m
town • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
Wanted to try out a Brazilian woman and found Crystal Brazilian on website and she seems to have decent reviews. At this point I did not have directory, and if I did I would've noped out. I texted her on Whatsapp to see if she had any availability same night, decent response times... asked her to confirm on website booking if locked in. She did not.
Showed up to an apartment in town.
Showed up to an apartment in town and was greeted by her in lime green stockings and lingerie. She was hot and matched her photo.
She's on the phone. Like. For almost 5 minutes after I get there, after I paid, and I'm just waiting around for her to get off the phone. She finally hangs up and does a CBJ, no deep throat. And quickly asks if I want to fuck. We do doggy and I ask to switch, and we do CJ. She only does pecks of kisses. Well she gets tired quickly and asks if I just want to jerk off. At this point I'm aghast but whatever I'll just come and go home. She asks me to jerk off onto her tits and I jerk myself off and she does a last minute lunge away. I'm in and out I'm under 25 minutes out of the hooked hour. Of course she's back on the phone as I'm dressing.
Awful experience.
Exeter • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Can’t work out how to post an adult work link!!
Nice looking girl.
Utter nightmare. Nice looking girl. Totally opposite though to everything she claimed in profile. Couldn’t wait to get rid of me. Turned up on time. All fresh and ready to rock. Firstly she strips straight off always a no no for me. The fun is in the undressing. Despite offering French kissing totally avoided me and my attempts. Then after two sad tugs on my little friend she starts to put a condom on a totally flaccid chappie. So no oral without them despite it advertised. Little shister. She turns over shouts now fuck. Chappie won’t go in of course. She turns over. I try and pop him in missionary. He’s not having any of it. I wank him a bit pull out take condom off and finish on her tummy. She yelps like she’s never seen spunk before. And that’s that.
Complete nightmare. Terrible, terrible provider. Which is why I use my regulars! Avoid at all costs please. Made to look a total fool.
Oof that's a rough one. I saw her about a year ago I expect and she wasn't that bad, she wasn't great either to be fair. Didn't you find the scar on her face a bit distracting though? I kept wanting to ask what happened but didn't wanna be rude 🤦
Shame as she looks quite hot.
I agree. But she was a LOT more flabby than her profile. I don’t think I could quite believe the indifference of it all. My regular girl is away at present. Come back quickly Please!!
£100 45m
Wonford near Lidl • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
All by text due to her limited English.
Flat in Wonford near Lidl.
the only true thing in her profile is the two Tattoe in the picture (chest and leg) everything else is the masterpiece of a Photoshop artist. I meant if this is the same girl , She must have some bad years, she had a big belly, no ass, the only thing that's semi good is the boobs but nothing amazing, the face doesn't look like the girl from the website either.
She started with OW but I noticed that she did her best to speed up and also used a lot of hand. after 5 minutes or so we moved on to sex i started sucking on her tits but she insisted on starting the action so we moved on to Reverse Cowgirl and Doggy i really wanted to do a missionary to kiss her and suck on those tits unfortunately the kiss was very light and not DFK. after 15 minutes or so I came. I asked her for a massage which she did, but did it pretty badly. So when I was getting ready for the second round, I could tell from her face that this was a one pop deal 😤 , I asked her but didn't insist TBH, so I got dressed and left.
This happened a few months ago. Unfortunately that day I was horny and lazy (worst possible combination) I didn't want to drive too far so I searched the area and she showed as available. When I did a quick search here I found nothing, the only thing available was the website reviews which must be either fake or very old.
Shame matey she looks fit
Sorry to hear about your leg. Hope you're back punting soon. Your efforts on the forum are appreciated.
I only know where Wonford is because I ended up in the hospital there after a night out when I worked locally. I doubt many people outside of the local area know of it. Personally I would have just put Exeter down as the location. OP is more specific on the location in the detail.
Thanks mate 🍻
Not going anywhere near the edit button on this one anymore 😊
She's just turned up in Chelmsford.
Thanks for the review and saving me a wasted journey, I won't be going anywhere near her.
So many bloody Brazilians in just about every town and city in the UK.
You can see the same girls rotate around to different places. The text layout and description is usually quite similar. All the girls are tattooed in a similar way (almost branded or marked in a particular way).
In my experience, some provider excellent service, most is fairly mediocre for the cost and some like this bang awful. Language is usually difficult and while many er very good looking they all seem to be very mechanical.
Without doubt, haven’t these hundreds of Brazilians e-commerce the new Rommies of the punting world.