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Biddenham - MK40
7 reviews
6.610

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: Chinese

Orientation: Straight

Reviews

7 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.6/10
AVERAGE RATING
8/10

£90 30m

Tavistock Street • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I replied enquired at claiming to be in Great Denham, which was a first for me, but the response text (with clear pricing, and a postcode) was from the number on the website account above. If you went to the flat up the metal stairs - well they've moved to a ground floor flat down an alley just off the other end of Tavistock Street. I could have got lucky parking very close but its only 5 minutes walk to the Queen St multistory which is free for the first 2 hours.

Venue

they've moved to a ground floor flat down an alley just off the other end of Tavistock Street. I could have got lucky parking very close but its only 5 minutes walk to the Queen St multistory which is free for the first 2 hours.

Looks

Cute and slim MILF (well, 30s I think) assigned to me, slight issue with almost no English, but I think she worked out what I wanted from the money I handed over. A slightly rounder face but also cute, she had a fluffy gown on so I can't really comment on her physique but I don't think fat granny.

The Meet

Cute and slim MILF (well, 30s I think) assigned to me, slight issue with almost no English, but I think she worked out what I wanted from the money I handed over. I stripped off, so did she, and she was straight onto her knees with some admirable cock worship and OWO while I stood. Moved her to the bed for RO which she seemed to enjoy - nice and meaty, slight outie. She went for a condom but I was much more interested in BBBJ and she knelt between my legs and got to it - she knew what she was doing, and limited hand involvement. Asked her to flip round for 69 and she obliged and we both went to town. Inevitably I did the CIM thing and to my delight she swallowed without missing a beat and carried on and I was enjoying her pussy and she made no attempt to stop what we were both doing. Eventually I had enough, she came round for a giggly cuddle. Said 'thank you' to me 🤪 . I wish I had more self control, she wasn't hurrying me and stopped when I asked, but I wish I'd lasted longer. Nice lass, but asking her name was a total fail: if she understood the question, I certainly didn't understand the answer. I texted and asked for the name but no response to that. Four hands was also available (another £60) and I saw the other girl as I left - a cheery 'Hello' from her so her English is better I guess. A slightly rounder face but also cute, she had a fluffy gown on so I can't really comment on her physique but I don't think fat granny.

Final Thoughts

Better than last time and while a tenner more than Ana28 - and more of a lottery - I did at least get a booking. Doubtless I'll return - the pricing was clear and not outrageous with the base+OWO especially.

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6/10

£100 1h

Central Bedford, Prebend street • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Would repeat

Communications

Called the number on the website. A lady answered. I mentioned the advert on the website. She said she had a young Japanese girl aged 25. I agree and she sent me a post code by text.

Venue

It is an apartment in the town centre. I phoned as I was near the location for further instructions. Took a few walks up and down the street only to realise that access to the apartment was through a stairway. The smell of cooked food hit me. It was not too bad but still not something I want on a punt.

Looks

Obviously nothing like the pics of the lady on the website, nor did she look Japanese. I greeted with “Konichiwa” and no response whatsoever from the lady. She seemed late 30s. She was about 5ft5/6. She was a milf as I later noticed the mum tum but i was fine with that. Boobs were in good shape and I would guess a B cup. Pubes had long hairs but pussy area was shaven.

The Meet

On entering the premises, Sophie, as she called herself, greeted me and welcomed me in. She had a negligee on. I was in a room which had a lounge on one side close to the entrance and a kitchen at the other end. The smell of cooked food hit me. It was not too bad but still not something I want on a punt. Sophie guided me to the next room which had a bed and an en-suite. I decided on paying her first. She invited me to have a shower which I took advantage of. She left the room to stash the cash. Back in the room, Sophie suggested to start with a massage. Her English is passable for comms. Massage was average. We chatted a bit. She is from China (I won't give the exact region) which explained her lack of response to my greeting in Japanese. I decided to start with the action. She undressed and we lip kissed for starters and explored my way down. Even though the boobs were not big they were good enough for a good lick and play. Down to RO and rimming on her. She was fresh and seemed to like it and kept saying "Yeah, Yeah!!". She wanted to return the favour and applied the condom and gave me some covered oral with lots of ball licks. This got me excited and she did some CG but she seemed bored and I was not enjoying it. I decided to change gear and took control . I got her to lie down and started with some mish. Turned her over for some doggy. I even stood by the edge of the bed and gave her some real deep action in all positions. It’s true I was not happy to not have the girl in the pics or the 25year old Japanese girl, but hey this lady though not a looker was delivering the goods. When close to the time, I increased the speed of the pump action. She increased the frequency of the "Yeah, Yeah!!" 😂 accordingly as the pace increased and I finally shot my load in the bag. She offered me a shower which I took, dressed and out the door.

Final Thoughts

i would rate this punt as borderline positive just because I did not get what was advertised on the website or described on the phone and the smell of food in the room. Other than that it was a satisfactory punt. Would I return? Well it is unlikely you get the same Chinese lady, so it is pot luck. The answer is yes as a plan C.

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7/10

£60 30m

Incall • Parking available

Communications

The number I rang was from: 30 minutes, £60. but I was asked to then WhatsApp on the number for Kinky Nude so I knew what to expect. Didn't bother me really because I've been to the location before and know the score with convenient parking and the slightly hidden location.

Venue

And how dark and spartan it is inside.

Looks

fairly tall Taiwanese milf, probably pushing 40, smallish tits, bit of mummy tummy but not fat.

The Meet

In practice it was a fairly tall Taiwanese milf, probably pushing 40, smallish tits, bit of mummy tummy but not fat. Her English wasn't great but she was accommodating enough, seemed to enjoy RO and got very wet, was happy to be banged for as long as I wanted in doggy, and then again happy to sit on my face and wank me off which she did with some skill. Out on time, didn't feel rushed although she had started by asking me to fuck her right away when I declined the massage - can't tell you how that would have been. Downside of no fingers, and light pecks only but then I'm not into kissing.

Final Thoughts

Said she's off to London tomorrow and back in a week, but also tried to explain the date to return which didn't quite line up with that, a few days later.

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8/10

£70 30m

Central Bedford • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

The meeting was easily arranged at 5 minutes notice with the wonderfully, almost comically, surly woman on the phone (who was not the service provider). Being blunt and to-the-point is just some Chinese people's interpretation of efficient business! Plus, I have the feeling from the echoiness that she was on the loo while taking my call. The website profile has for ages had the same picture which I don't think anyone is pretending is the actual girl. I didn't ask for an actual picture.

Venue

The location is close to the town centre, in a beaten-up flat in a beaten-up side street, with copious on-street parking within a 2 minute walk at 80p for 30 minutes.

Looks

I'm not sure, though, because I wouldn't have placed her quite as large as size 12/14 or quite as old as age 40/45 ... but these are difficult things to judge! I found her facially OK and her body to be really rather sexy. This was made all the more so because she was very willing to put up with my clumsy explorations. Indeed, as knob rocker said, she was rather submissive.

The Meet

After sorting the paperwork, I pulled her in close straight away and started feeling her up, to which she responded appreciatively. We seemed to be getting on well. From that position, she could hardly bother with the common tactic of offering a massage to waste 10 minutes. She needed directing at times, but took it compliantly. She was happy to receive oral, and didn't mind when I went in deep with my tongue or fingers. Then I needed OWO. She optimistically asked for £20 extra at first, but reduced it to £10 with no hesitation when I indicated that was too steep. I had her do plenty of ball-sucking and shaft-licking -- again, very cooperative with my requests, and administered with good enthusiasm and skill. Then, condom on for a bit of fucking in mish. However, I had already decided that I actually wanted to finish from OWO. In the hope of getting a really great BJ, I complimented her on what she had done earlier, saying she had great technique and her mouth felt fantastic working on my cock. She giggled, and it had the desired effect: what followed was a superbly uninhibited bout of cock-worshipping, culminating in 3 or 4 spurts of CIM, after which she gently withdrew, nestled her lips against my shaft and with a big naughty smile dribbled my cum down my still-erupting cock. After I calmed down and she helped me clean up, she said she normally asks for another £10 for CIM. She wasn't actually asking me to pay it, she hadn't mentioned it before, and I hadn't asked for CIM, and I had told her I was about to cum to give her a chance to withdraw, so as far as I was concerned she had done it of her own choosing. She certainly didn't object as it was happening! I tipped her an extra £5 for it as a compromise.

Final Thoughts

So, although the location is a bit ropey, it was a willing and enthusiastic service tailored exactly to my requirements, at an agreeable price point. That's a positive from me!

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3/10

£70 30m

Bedford • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I should have learnt many years ago that decisions made in a rush and without careful planning can often turn out to be disappointing. So, last week, I find myself needing to go to Bedford whilst also feeling horny, so a quick look on website, I send few texts and receive a couple of replies. Kindy Nude asked me to WhatsApp rather than text and the profile pic as well as another picture I was sent well and truly allowed my cock to do all the thinking. A appointment was duly made and I was given a road and postcode. I then received further instructions en-route.

Venue

The flat used was up a pretty manky side street but in the middle of the day felt safe enough and I was directed to a spiral staircase. and asked to go to the first floor. The door was open to the ground floor flat and it stunk of stale milk.........

Looks

This 'girl' was more like size 12/14 and I would say less than 5ft tall, probably aged 40/45 years old.

The Meet

The flat used was up a pretty manky side street but in the middle of the day felt safe enough and I was directed to a spiral staircase. and asked to go to the first floor. The door was open to the ground floor flat and it stunk of stale milk......... I should have walked but optimistic monkey wouldn't let me turn around. Up the spiral staircase I go and the door is opened by someone who is definitely not the girl in the pictures I was sent. This 'girl' was more like size 12/14 and I would say less than 5ft tall, probably aged 40/45 years old. I should have walked at this point as well but horny monkey piped up this time. I paid £60 for half hour full sex with £10 extra for OWO. As it turned out, she was surprisingly submissive, we had a good session of deep throat oral...... proper deep throat and after putting on a condom, I banged away in various positions for 20 minutes, after 5 she wanted to stop and wank me off but I kept pointing to my watch and in the end she just got on with it. Once I had enough, I removed the condom, received more deep throat and came all over her face. I cleaned up using wet wipes and was out the door virtually on the dot of 30 mins.

Final Thoughts

I very nearly gave this review a neutral as the sex was pretty good but a combination of her not being the girl in the pictures as well as her trying to rush me along really makes it a solid negative.

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6/10

£60 30m

Bedford, near HMP • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Was visiting Bedford a couple of months ago and my regular Thai masseuse had still to restart, so thought I'd try an obvious oriental switch .

Comms were initially a bit frustrating, eventually becoming quite comical. If you were a regular it would be ok but for a 1st visit , well it was just a bit weird. I called but no reply, so messaged for an appointment an hour or so ahead. Received a text back saying just Hi. Called again , this time was answered, Chinese lady said I must WhatsApp my number to them. I said you've already got my number but she was insistent, quite shouty. So I sent the same message in a WhatsApp. Immediately got a reply which then all made sense. It included a couple of unblurred photographs, description of this weeks girl, options and prices. I confirmed my time slot, £60 for 30 minutes including B-to-B massage and protected sex. Optional extras could have been OWO and CIM at £10 each.

Venue

We walked through an untidy lounge to a small bedroom.

Looks

The girl opened the door, she was indeed the one in the photographs though maybe a little chunkier than when they were taken. The description had been Japanese, size 6, 20 something years old.
The girl was Chinese, size 10, probably 30 yrs old. She was however attractive and for a Chinese had big natural tits. Her working name was Lucy but she's long gone.

The Meet

The girl opened the door, she was indeed the one in the photographs though maybe a little chunkier than when they were taken. The description had been Japanese, size 6, 20 something years old.
The girl was Chinese, size 10, probably 30 yrs old. She was however attractive and for a Chinese had big natural tits. Her working name was Lucy but she's long gone.

We walked through an untidy lounge to a small bedroom. Money sorted we undressed next to each other. This revealed a bit of a mummy-tummy and her glorious tits.
I laid down and she gave a surprisingly good massage. Proper moves, not light stroking, no teasing though. After the turnover she gave sufficient stimulation to get me fully hard and applied a condom. As there was little conversation I was wondering what would happen next, maybe OW, or cowgirl? No, it turned comical again, she lay on the bed next to me, placed her hands behind her knees and pulled them up to her shoulders. So we're laying side by side, me with a stiffy, she with her knees up, full bush displayed! No point in trying to make this situation into any sort of a GFE, I just climbed on and ploughed her until I shot. Clean up and dressing was as functional as the undressing.

Final Thoughts

I've given a neutral as she was quite attractive and it was a proper massage. I still chuckle at the experience now.

I left the conversation on my phone for a couple of weeks and noticed that each week the photograph on the WhatsApp profile changes, so if you want to see this weeks girl just save the number in your phone.

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8/10

£60 30m

The Broadway • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Phone number also matches: No prizes for guessing that it wasn't the girl pictured on VS. A bit chunkier than the lady with the towel, might have been the girl with the black clothes. I thought she was passably pretty, probably mid 20s. Or so. £60 for 30 minutes, early evening weekend punt. Somewhat out of the way location very near the public car park on The Broadway, she did give reasonable instructions by phone (which I had difficulty with because of noise and her accent) and then by text. Its not the mob near the Rugby Club.

Venue

Dark flat quite sparsely furnished, the walls seem thin and I could hear movement and throughout she was shushing me. I don't think there was anyone in the flat though.

Looks

A bit chunkier than the lady with the towel, might have been the girl with the black clothes. I thought she was passably pretty, probably mid 20s. Or so. She's not fat but not skinny either - just slightly chubby. Smallish tits but great nipples, and quite meaty labia which I really like.

The Meet

Straight into some wet lips kissing (no DFK) and I stripped while she stashed the cash. More kissing and a stroke for me when she returned, then she stripped off and lay on the bed. I just parted her legs and went to town. No fingers inside but she seemed to be enjoying herself and plenty of moaning and eventually came with both her hands on my head - if she was faking it then she had ample excuse to cut it a lot shorter. She got very wet but no squirt. Funny thing was that she moans (and swears) in English, albeit with an accent. No silly porn squealing. Bit of a giggle (sush!) and then she applies a condom, tells me I have a big cock, and proceeds to mount in CG. Bit of a grimace to start with and then she's off to the races for a very vigorous fuck that eventually did the trick: big or not she wasn't taking prisoners but she did vary the action and angle and I had fun with my hands on her. Wasn't offered a shower before or after but I'm local so no big deal for me. No messing with time wasting massage.

Final Thoughts

Definitely good value and I will return, even if the actual venue is a bit seedy and there's some possibility it will be a different girl. (OTOH I had enquired a while back when the profile turned up and the texting was pretty much identical - and the last barrage of texts would to me say that she was doing it from the location itself).

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