Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Grey
Nationality: Irish
Orientation: Straight
Bra Band Size: 36"
Bra Cup Size: EE
Breast Enhancement: Enhanced
Smoking: No
30m
Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Started of ok with booking comms but should have gone with my instant.
Opened the hotel room door after arriving and the room smelled of weed not the best invitation.
Photos are either old or of a different girl advertised as hannah looks more towards mid 40's than 38.
Handed over the cash only to be told she doesn't do kissing, or oral on her. Spent the first 10 minutes trying to get hard but could tell she was trying to make me cum as fast as possible. Tried a few positions before she stopped after 30 minutes demanding I leave as I was making the session too difficult for her. I asked why and she said I was not Cumming. To which I said I'd paid for the hour so I'm not in a rush. Again Refused to carry on and threatened to call her pimp after I asked for my half the money back.
One to avoid
Met on
£50
St. Peters Square • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Texted early morning and got booked in, was asked to ring to confirm later at which point I got a big upselling effort trying to get me to do a duo and/or a longer booking. Sounded slightly peeved when I said I’d just stick to the B&G as it was my first time seeing her. Should have called it a day then as she sounded rough as (obviously a big smoker), and the annoyed upselling was a clear red flag looking back.
a very nice heritage/posh hotel on St. Peters Square. Part of the reason I went ahead after the phone call was because I was intrigued as to what the rooms were like without having to pay (very nice, wouldn’t break the bank to go there though).
Age is quite a way off – I’d say late 40s, early 50s. Would have been a very hard paper round if her age is true. Photos obviously touched up. She's not Irish either, sounded Manc to me. Facially she’s not a looker, as mentioned she’s an obvious smoker with her voice and skin colour (and the packet on the table in the room). Cracking body for her age and nice false tits in fairness.
Professional and welcoming but without any real friendliness. Asked me to lie down and she started OWO interspersed with a HJ. Terrible to be honest, the OWO was tip only and she seemed to be trying to yank my cock off with the HJ, painful at times– I do wonder if some of these girls have ever had a boyfriend. Obviously just wanted me done and out of there as soon as possible. Had asked beforehand whether I could come anywhere and she said no as she doesn’t really like it – very much the truth, after a herculean mental effort on my part I managed to finish, at which point as the first globule of cum hit her hand she literally ran to the bathroom leaving my cock spunking away on its own – really poor form from an SP. If you’ve got that much of an aversion to cum I’d suggest this is the wrong game for you. Powered on my clothes and got out of there.
Would I return? Nope.
She's certainly consistent.
No way !! 6 nil on negatives
Profile gone, however I know exactly who she is. Tried a few times before being a member here and she sounds dog rough and aggressive on the phone. Thankfully never came to meeting her.
£70 30m
Cheadle • Incall
Do not recommend
This meet was a couple of weeks ago. It was a short notice punt with c0ck leading brain. CAlled a couple of SP's who were for various reasons unavailable. Called Abbie English, made an appointment and drove to a hotel at Cheadle. I should have taken not e of the fact that a) she tried to upsell me to a two girl meet with a blonde and b) she sounded like she smoked 20 woodbines a day. Still off I went. She called several minutes before the meet was due to start to check I was still on my way. Maybe she thought I may have done some due diligence on here in the meantime.
The hotel was a decent one, no issues getting to the room.
As the reviews I have just found have said, she has a tidy body, great hair and a lovely pair of fun bags. However, she had a hard face and the husky voice was indeed from years of smoking.
Handed over the money £70 for 30 mins (thank god I didn't book for longer or take up the duo meet) and I requested a shower. Once back in the room I was told to get on the bed, she then said she doesn't kiss (which is on her preference as both French kissing dn french kissing at Discretion), no rerversde oral. She then gave me oral for about 90 seconds, put a condom on, got on all fours and initiated sex. I knew at this point I was being pulled into a dump and run 15 minute meet for the price of a 30 minute meet. She reached between her legs and stoked my balls with her nails and together with some encouraging, barely audilble words, attempted to encourage me to come. Now this is were the punt turned from low quality to an out and rip-off. I asked Abbie to change position into missionary. She was a little bit too far up the bed, so I pulled her down the bed with my hands under her knees so I could resume sex. Well at this point she lept off the bed and claimed I had manhandled her and that had given her flash backs to the trame she had suffered from a bad meet, assume violent, she had had previoulsy. I literally pulled her down the bed clothes 6/8 inches to get her fanny within striking distance of my sheathed cock. She told me to get dressed, that the meet was over, she was traumatised, that she was going to call her minder; All complete histrionics. I knew it was an act but what the fuck was I supposed to do! Call her bluff? Wait for her alleged minder! I quickly dressed as I just wanted to get the fuck out of there. She then claimed she was going to pack in for the day. As I was almost dressed she made a half hearted offer to continue the meet. However, by this point she was already checking her phone for messages for future bookings.
I left the hotel furious with myself that I hadn't checked properly on here first. I had looked for Abbie English but hadn't cut and pasted the url into the advance search bar as I was on my phone with availble time ticking down. i did try and leave a review at the time but her profile had disappeared to put the link in. I hope this helps prevent anyone else from being taken for their hard earned cash.
Thanks for the review and sorry you had a bad one. She sounds like an absolute c**t.
Hopefully her 3 reds on here prevents others getting ripped off 👋
profile has gone, she must have read this 😂
No she's one of those who puts her profile up when she's working... she'll be back.
Profile back up. She's in Cheadle today. 😱
I’d made contact a few weeks back via text. No reply for a few hours then all of a sudden numerous texts, pretty much badgering me to come for a 30 minute session. I got bad vibes instantly. Thanks for the clarification in this review.
£40
Ol9 • Ol9 chadderton • Incall • Free parking
Do not recommend
I booked short notice with her because I was in the area and my own fault for not checking on here first or I wouldn't have bothered. Comms were easy a quick call to arrange and a call when I arrived
nice clean with just a hint of weed in the air
decent body nice tits but has started to show her age in the face
Was let into her house nice clean with just a hint of weed in the air and was showed upstairs. Paperwork done and she stripped off decent body nice tits but has started to show her age in the face. I opted to sit on the edge of the bed with her kneeling. After she gave my knob a vigorous cleaning with a wet wipe she started with a very poor bj. Lots of walking with the odd suck. Even after asking her for less hand action she just carried on. About 4 mins into my hand job she says are you going to cum? No I told her so she just went harder and faster. In the end I finished myself off on her tits was passed a big roll to clean myself up as she left the room to clean up. Got dressed was shown the door no small talk just a quick bye as the door shut behind me
Never again
Met on
£50
Incall • Free parking
Do not recommend
Good communication via website and phone, arranged a same day lunchtime booking in no time..
Postcode on her website profile, quiet and safe location with free parking in front of her house. House is ok, nothing great but good for a daytime shag. Room is small with an ok bed.
Cracking body, very nice artificial tits, the surgeon was an artist. Nice face too however looks a few years older than 30...
Started kissing all over her body on my way down to her pussy. Pussy is nice, smells and tastes good. But she didn't want to let me going down on her saying that her period will be due soon and didn't want any mishap and stopped me licking her after just 2-3 mins. Carried on with OWO (included in the price), not a bad BJ but nowhere near the best I've ever had with lots of hand action. Then on with the condom and I started shagging her in missionary. No show of any level of enthusiasm and no kissing...Now I always try to make sure that my partner is enjoying herself too and I'm not a crap shag either but some wgs just want to get it over with so my standard response to that (wgs not even trying to enjoy themselves or at least act a bit for my money) is to take them in doggy and shag them as hard as I can. As I am a big boy that at least always gets some noise out of them ὠe So I did fuck her as hard as it gets in doggy until I popped a load into the condom. Next minute she was off the bed getting dressed and answering her phone.
Not exactly a wasted £50 as I really liked her body and tits, but I wouldn't go back and I can't recommend her either.
Hero
This is shockingly similar to my experience - see her other review (which is mine). I see you're new but hopefully you'll now see the value in searching for all planned punts here before you go ahead. If you were already aware of it and decided to go ahead anyway that's fine too though and it's great that you've posted more confirmation of a bad experience.
I agree about the surgeon being an artist!
Indeed, your experience was shockingly similar to mine. Only thing that makes me feel good about it is that it was a cheap shag with a girl with really nice body to my taste, ticked her off my list, that itch has been scratched now. I'm much more upset about my other negative review with MissbehavingMilf (which by the way could have been avoided too having read the forums first hahaha)
...and profile gone!
She frequently does that. She only seems to have her profile up when she's working.
Correct
£50 30m
Burnage (South Manchester) • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
This girl used to be called Hannah English but seems to have recently changed her name. I could've also sworn that her nationality was previously set as British but I can't say for sure. At any rate if she is Irish (as she currently states), then unfortunately she doesn't have much of an accent. Link: (She seems to take her profile down very often and only has it up when she's working) Price: £50 for 30 mins (OWO included) Location: Burnage (South Manchester). Her profile also has her postcode on it. Her house was fine. Comms fine.
Her house was fine.
Claims to be 30 but in my opinion she looks mid 30s, perhaps creeping onwards. Nonetheless her pictures are accurate and she is quite fit. Her tits are fake but they have nice look to them.
Services: Poor. OWO was ok but included a lot hand action, some even after being told to just use her mouth. Was ok with RO but didn't let it last more than a minute and later on certainly wasn't having any rimming. Half decent fuck but no enthusiasm and definitely no kissing.
Overall: 5/10 I wasn't expecting much and only booked because she was very near where I happened to be, even so it was only a bit better than a wank and certainly a lot more expensive.
Thanks for that, she appeared on my search as she is close to where I live, think I might give it a miss
Came across this girl's profile again and she's had the gall to up her rates to £60 for the half hour. She has no reviews and 2 negatives on here, I'm shocked she's rolling in customers, especially since she only has her profile up very briefly when she's working (although I suppose that prevents her pissing people off when they don't get any email or text replies).
Even the £40 15 min naked BJ "deal" is likely to be piss poor unless you physically prevent her hands from going anywhere near your dick. At least a few months ago it was £50 for 30 mins (well as soon as you cum) of OWO (with lots of hand action) and emotionless shagging.
This girl seems to have changed her name to "hayley jane" and has a new profile -
Do note that this girl only seems to have her profile up when she's working (or just before). Most of the time her profile is deactivated.
I'm 99.9% certain it's the same girl so I've indexed both her reviews on here with her new profile. I'm sure it's her because:
- Pics are the same/very similar
- Prices are the same (£60 for 30 mins and 15 min £40 "naked BJ" deal)
- Her nationality is listed as Irish (as it was before)
- She's working from the same area (Burnage)
Six reviews and all six are negative. Is that a record?
Also all 4 of the OP's reviews are negative too. Watchman1983, thanks for pointing these profiles out to us, might I suggest you check for previous reviews before choosing your next punt 👋
Thanks for your review, saved me a few quid 🍻
Now back in Manchester 😱 AVOID