VickyFunMassage xxx – Polish Female Escort in Central Milton Keynes

Reviews

2 TOTAL REVIEWS

3.5/10

AVERAGE RATING

Shaunross65

Reviewed on 05 Jul 2020

4/10

£90 1h

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Seen her profile loads but normally go for actual parlour for a massage but as all being shut i thought I'd give her ago.

Looks

She says size 10 I'd say 16 at least big tits but saggy quite a pretty face.

The Meet

£90 for 1 hour massage and H/R not bad concerning her pictures look really hot just a shame its all bollocks. She says size 10 I'd say 16 at least big tits but saggy quite a pretty face and to be fair really friendly, average massage but lots on swips and strokes of my balls which was good then the H/R turned into me fucking her tits which actually felt amazing and thats what stopped it being a negative.

Final Thoughts

I hate it when these girls lie about sizes and stuff so fucking annoying when your expecting a curvy size 10 with nice big tits but instead a size 16 with saggy boobs opens the door. Definitely wouldn't see again

contentguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks SR.

She's been on my HL for a long time, I don't mind a bit of additional timber.
Have you seen Alicia in Wokingham, just wonder how Vicky compares.

Guy

harry1980 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I’ve seen both and on a scale of 1 to 10 if we are comparing.... Alice is a solid 8/9 on looks compared to Vicky who’s more of a 3/4! Went to see Vicky and was hugely disappointed.

contentguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks, that's Vicky of the hotlist.

Guy

Yellowman1 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Shame she’s isn’t as hot as the pics. Alisha has retired now and Sophia in Farnham isn’t working anymore so not much local choice for a good massage now

contentguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Emma at Farnborough not advertising any more either.
There’s Amber of Windlesham still advertising.

I didn’t know Alisha had retired, last time I saw her she said she was moving to Bracknell.

Looks promising with her new pics, the verification pic here looks very unflattering.

Shame, I could do with a good massage.

Guy

Shabaz

Reviewed on 06 Sep 2019

3/10

£70 30m

right by the pier • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Communication was ok and done via texts. Took me a while to fine parking nearby so had to stick it in the underground car park nearby.

Venue

Venue was a big old cheap hotel right by the pier.

Looks

Short and had a right belly on her.

The Meet

I was gutted when I got up to her room and she opened the door. Short and had a right belly on her. But I thought I am.here now. Anyway, a half arsed massage followed before she flipped her boobs out and rubbed that and her gut over me. I was just hoping i would be quick so i could get out of there. As it turned out the flaming hotel fire alarm kept going off intermittently.

Final Thoughts

Walked out of there feeling gutted and like I needed a shower asap. Dont be enticed by her half decent pics.