Age: 30-34
Gender: Female
Height: 5'2"
Meets With: Men, Couples
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Blue
Nationality: Canadian
Orientation: Straight
Bra Band Size: 32"
Bra Cup Size: DD
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Body Type: Slim
Smoking: No
Has Tattoos: Yes
Has Piercings: No
Met on
£250 1h
Clapham Junction • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
Harper doesn't work all the time as this is something she does on the side, but she will make it work for you as best as she can. No problems with comms thru SMS
Her place in Clapham Junction, it isn't the most discrete of places but I didn't have a problem with it.
She is very attractive and great full body, nice accent too, but her pics are a little old, she would have been a stunner in the past.
She likes to chat but not in a time wasting way, more an get you and her at ease and let's have some fun way. This gives way to slow and sensual kissing and got me really horny, we both strip off in bed and both of our hands were all over each other, she has a great pair to play with. I lie down on the bed and she is over me and sucks me without and I get really hard. On with the condom and she tells me not to move position and climbs onto me, hands on my chest and rides me loudly until I cum really hard, first pop. So I return the favour and ask to watch her use one her toys and she was already wet from me, she gets even more wet (and she does get pungent) and after a few minutes she cums. We take a few minutes break and clean up, have a chat about her plans and she starts to play with my old chap again. Again she puts it in her mouth without hesitation, ready for round two, condom on. A bit of doggy, which she responds to even louder than before, out of breath I tell her I want to finish in missionary, it feels breathless and really intimate when I pop. We clean up and then I head out to the gentrified air of Clapham Junction.
I have to say, she is a very fun girl, a nice GFE and up for most fun vanilla stuff.
Positives:
- nice personality, helped put me at ease
- nice full body, great tits
- wants to have as good time as you do
Neutrals:
- location isn't discrete, but wasn't a big deal for me
Negatives:
- none
£250 1h
residential road but about 10 yards off one of the high streets corners • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Via text. Was fine.
Her actual lived in gaff. Not the most discreet place as on residential road but about 10 yards off one of the high streets corners. She's the top floor and you have to go past 2/3 other floors/apartments on foot and she makes a point to be as quiet as possible when doing so. She had the candle ambiance vibe going, taking me back to my university days.
I found her a lot less tanned/a lot more ivory than the photos. Even some freckles to boot. Facially she was probably stinking hot in her time. Body she had nice fake boobies which have now dropped a bit with age. Without then she would have saggy boobies. Instead, it's just like the implants have dropped a few cm Lol. No bunda whatsoever but the legs are decent. Good mani and pedi not just the nails but soft feet all over 😁
Very pleasant Canadian bird. Loves a chat but doesn't clock watch/take it out of your time to be fair. She strikes me as fairly low volume. Defo doing this as an extra earner on top of office job. During booking did: Sensual kissing with tongues. Defo more of a GFE experience. Oral without was good in a slower GFE fashion. Plenty of attention all the way up and down and attempts at depth. Oral on her she is reactive but I had to tap out after about 90 seconds. She has a very distinctive smell. I'm not even sure I can say bad hygeine per se. Cos the rest of her was fresh. I think it's just a genuine pungent smell from her vag. And likewise it wasn't sour/indicative of anything particularly worrying. Maybe her pH was just a tad off in that moment. Fuck knows. TBH how reactive she was made me tough it out for longer than I should have done there 😂 Sex (protected), she has the craziest orgasms. Looks and feels like she is cramping. Her pussy is also very tight. But she gives depth a good go, albeit not anything particularly powerful. Her whole vibe of the punt angles towards slower long strokes if anything. She is naturally loud and covered her face a few times with hands and pillows/cushions, no doubt as to not let her neighbour hear.
Overall: 16/20. That sounds about right. She can slot in beneath Sensitive Nympho.
Met on
£250 1h
flat near Clapham Junction • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
all smooth, via text
flat near Clapham Junction. Kind of visible from the main street, so don't go there if you live or work in the area, you might be spotted. The flat is nice and well kept, but the bed is really small.
I'd probably say a 6.5 overall. My guess is that she's early to mid 30s, that 10 years ago she was probably smoking hot but that time has taken its toll. Don't get me wrong, she remains hot, she's in good shape (she might be a couple of pounds above her ideal weight but her figure remains very nice) but for the same price you can get better is all I'm saying. The boobs are nice if a bit saggy; the ass fits her figure perfectly (not huge, not tiny) but you can see some cellulite and tell she doesn't hit the gym.
After the usual paperwork and shower, she hugs me, starts kissing my neck and then my mouth, slowly building to a good DFK. I take her bra off and we start exploring each other (lots of fingering). I ask for some OWO, she says "your wish is my command" giggling, and she starts a good OWO, playing with the balls while slurping up and down. She asks if I want to CIM or fuck, I say the latter, so glove on and she starts riding me in CG, and that's how round 1 ends. In between rounds she takes a phone call, goes to the other room, and it seemed like she was talking about work - she probably has an office job and does this part time. Some small talk about how long she's been in the country (she says she's Canadian but I'd struggle to tell Canadian from certain American accents), then round 2 is very similar to round 1, except we have time to change positions a few time.
Would I go back? No. I cannot fault her for anything: she's hot, the service was good, her pictures were not photoshopped. It's just that, for that money, you can find better. But you can also find worse at higher prices! Who should visit her? Anyone looking for a good GFE and who's fine with a hot early-to mid 30s lady. If you want gym-toned models, look elsewhere.
Taking a phone call in between rounds during a session is terrible and would put me right off. You're paying good money and she's talking to her boss.
I remember contacting her before and I had no response. Sounds like I missed a bullet. Glad I never saw her.
Cheers for the review.
It was between round 1 and round 2.
I honestly didn't mind at all.
She must have told her boss she was working from home, which was true after all!
I see your point
I wasn't trying to criticise you - we just have a different opinion on this.
Happy punting!
£150 30m
near Clapham • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Very good, she replies quickly.
She's in a small flat near Clapham, clean and decent. A bit hot.
Ok, this girl is hot. She's from Canada and her accent proves it. She has a great pair of tits and a very nice ass. Might have an extra pound or two but it suits her perfectly. She is also very nice and you can have a good conversation with her.
This is where it gets better. She doesn't do a lot of kissing, but just enough. She totally gets into it, she does a really sloppy and deep BJ. She also seems to enjoy it which is always nice to see. I did RO on her and she was very responsive, with movements, moaning etc... Then I fucked her in missionary, cowgirl and from behind. She also likes to say a few dirty things during sex which made the experience very nice. She's not a clockwatcher either, so another point in her favour.
At £150 per 30mins it's a bit expensive to see her regularly, but I definitely will come back soon.
I contacted her on a day her green light was on, so I reckon she puts her number there when she's working. She also replied to my emails that day relatively quickly... I guess when she's available, she will have the contact info in there, man.
Thanks./ is she one of your best punts this year?
Considering I've only had 5 or so this year, I'd say Harper and SurreyKitty (now retired) have been my best punts this year.
£250 1h
A 10 minute walk from Clapham Junction station • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Tried calling but ended up organising over text, Harper was quick with responses and we quickly setup a time that worked for both of us.
Petit, brunette in her early 30s. Girl next door looks. Great breasts, freckled skin and sexy accent.
I had read in previous reviews that Harper worked with an agency but I think she has now transitioned to doing this as a part-time gig, I say this because meeting with Harper gave a very authentic GFE experience that I think you can only get from someone who is doing this on the side. I was greeted by her in casual clothes, to which she explained that she was in between meetings as she worked from home but she was wearing some incredibly sexy lingerie underneath. We started off with some small talk, just to get to know each other and found Harper to be easy to talk with and it wasn't before long we started flirting and getting into things. Harper has a great body and I enjoyed exploring her breasts with some mild FK but nothing deep. She was happy to RO and returned the favour with some great sloppy OW, eyes locked on mine as she went deep a few times. We went through a few positions and after a good few minutes of going at it, finished inside and fully satisfied. I did find at times that Harper was tight and this made it difficult to get into the rhythm but it got better over time. Finishing up our time, we just laid in bed in each other arms and I was happy to spend the rest of the time just chatting.
Overall I think you can justify the time with Harper given that she provides a very good GFE that isn't the generic experience you find with most meets advertising GFE.
£250 1h
Earl Court tube station • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Good comms.
Good little aparthotel room a few minutes from Earl Court tube station. Modern fresh feel to the place with a one metre high cabinet (noisy) and some steps that could both be utilised. The kitchenette was in a separate room with a dining table and there might have been a chance Harper would have had sex there in the sight of neighbours but I didn’t get round to asking. She changes location a fair bit anyway.
Unseen face is attractive in the dimmest light but a fair bit more average in brighter spaces. Body isn’t quite as firm as some photos might suggest. Private gallery is useless. My cock liked Harper enough and was always roaring but I wouldn’t say she’s anything special. Great personality and open friendly manner with a cool accent. When Harper let me in at the centre of the building there was no direct sunlight as we chatted for several minutes and I thought she might be a 9. Most of the place was brighter and she was at the upper end of average. Her breasts are attractive but are very soft and aren’t great to play with and her bottom has no great definition to it and is a bit average.
We might have spent fifteen minutes chatting at the start which seemed a touch excessive and I had to initiate the action. We moved nicely to kissing and it was very good DFK that wasn’t quite a full on snog fest. DFK must have lasted for at least ten minutes before Harper kissed her way down to some oral. Overly cautious ball sucking progressed to shallow OWO with plenty of slobber. Most chicks look better when sucking my cock but this wasn’t the case with Harper, I took to fucking her mouth for a long time and this was very good although a big hand guard was always in place. More kissing led to me frigging Harper off with great intimate action, she was gushing heavily and climaxed nicely wrapping herself around me. Harper hotdogged on my cock afterwards for a long time and left it absolutely coated. I rubbered up and just picked Harper up, she was so wet I slipped right up and it was easy to bounce her around. Onto the cabinet for great action in a few positions with perfect eye contact and a great connection. I picked Harper up again and she wrapped herself around me nicely and I was able to bounce her about for a good amount of time. I went over to the steps and bent Harper over. Again slipped right up there and Harper was still gushing heavily as I went fairly hard. I brought Harper up to a vertical position and bent over her to kiss her and slipped out a couple of times, the condom must have split because of one of these slips and I ended up filling her pussy up with spunk. Harper didn’t seem to realise extra safe condoms existed which was odd. This killed the mood a bit and while we chatted nicely on the bed Harper did lose a point for no body contact and a cold kiss at the door.
Excellent GFE. Performance:9.5. Appearance:7.5. Location:9.5. £250 for 60 minutes
In a nutshell, you unknowingly ended up fucking her bareback, for a unspecified period of time and, filled her up with sperm.
Indeed. I was tested not long ago (all clear) and have had no BB action since, I’ll get tested in a couple of weeks too. This has happened to me on a number of occasions and there usually isn’t much flesh to flesh contact and the rubber stays over most the cock.
Nice review. Curious when you saw her and when she moved. Did you try her rimming service?
It was at the weekend. I think she’s big on keeping her escorting secret and moves about a lot. She said she can take larger cocks in her bum hole but prefers not be fucked in her arse for a long time. Rimming didn’t come up.
Somebody private messaged me saying they spunked in her recently so people should definitely ask about extra safe condoms.
By spunked in her. Went BB or another split rubber?
Split rubber
discrete place? Does her age look about right?
£300 1h
Clapham Junction • Incall • Parking available
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Exchanged a few text messages and the booking was sorted.
Harper is not far from Clapham Junction. Some parking nearby (specially in times like these), free withdrawal cash machines along the way if you come from the station. Apparently moving closer to the station within a month.
On her profile it says 28, sounds accurate. Physically attractive. Slim body, size 8. Decent size natural breasts. Completely shaved. Accurate public gallery pictures. GFE.
When we met Harper was with the same lingerie as in the photo. I pay my fee, had a chat, was offered a drink and shortly after a shower. I get back to the room, and she starts to cuddle and after a while she grabs my cock and gets to work. After a bit, I ask for a condom and lube, I finger her arse to get ready for anal and penetrate her arse in doggy. Not long after I ejaculate onto to condom. A bit more cuddling and shortly after we are at it again. One more condom and lube. I start with the cunt and then move on to the arse in missionary. She also doesn’t swallow so when I eventually ejaculate over her tummy. Have a quick shower, dry myself, have quick chat and leave.
Positives. 1. Can take anal. 2. Really good GFE. Negatives. 1. None.
Thanks for the review. One question, her profile says £250(!!) for one hour, you got 1 hour for £130?
typo, amended.
Thanks for posting this review Bluegene, is this a typo?
> bluegene on March 11, 2021, 09:46:20 am:
> I had a 1h incall for £130 (£50 extra for anal), this week
> jonesfromthere on March 11, 2021, 09:50:55 am:
> Thanks for the review. One question, her profile says £250(!!) for one hour, you
> got 1 hour for £130?
Edited
> bluegene on March 11, 2021, 09:52:45 am:
> typo, amended.
Thanks Bluegene!
Thanks for the clarification.
£250 1h
Canada Water, now Battersea • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Almost immediate response each time except one time but assumed she was busy with another client. Happy to discuss
new build flat, she lived with someone else who did not know she did this. Now has moved to Battersea
Face 7/10, Body 8/10
Each time was fun with her. The pics were relatively accurate if only slight weight was put on but couldn't tell. Boobs were natural and happy to have them handled (i didn't go rough with them) Despite having no face pics, she is kinda girl next door with a cute smile. I haven't punted for awhile and was nervous when I booked her the first time. But definitely smiley and happy to chat to loosen the nerves. Kissing was good, both light and deep, seemed like she was into it. Definitely likes giving blowjobs especially if you like it extra sloppy and wet. I also went down on her each time, whether she was acting or not, who cares, it helped to get me into the mood. Was okay with fingering whilst we were 69ing but I wasn't fingering hard as I didn't want to push my luck too much especially having built a rapport with her with each appointment. The sex was okay, I'm a vanilla sort of guy, so the usual missionary, cowgirl, and doggy was on the menu. Definitely liked anal fingering but never went that way with her as she does offer it as an extra for it. Lots of cuddling and mutual touching, treating her right or just being polite goes a long way with her. She is pricey but what can you do when she knows she probably very few Canadian/US girls offering this side of the pond.
Hopefully I can make an excuse to go to Battersea once lockdown is lifted.
Nice one lad. I was going to say I don't know how this is the first time coming across her given her account is almost 3 years old. But looks like she was in Manchester until very recent so that's why.
Defo interested as not many burds from North America aroud for us punters.
Happy Punting 🍻
Indeed, when I researching her, those came up and thought might be try it out. Glad I did, she looks to stick around London a little longer she's been travelling till early 2020 when it put her plans on hold.
Thanks for review - definately on my list to see when lockdown ends.
thanks for the review .. quite expensive indeed .. what justify this price in your opinion ? does she do or has something special or it is just the fact she is canadian ? i.e. canadian accent and chat about canada after the sex
I think it was the service overall. no rushing, wasnt any awkwardness except the first time but thats normal meeting anyone new. She generally quite open to taking a directions, but she doesnt do CIM OR CIF which isnt my thing anyway. Plus shes happy to chat about things in general. shame she doesnt live other WGs she was quite discreet each time I came to her place. I guess I could I left quite fulfilled each time but certainly wanting more when I went back.
Met on
£250 1h
close to Canada Water • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Comms - by website and text- excellent
Apartment close to Canada Water - clean and fit for purpose
Harper is very very pretty with a sexy Canadian accent and for me a perfect body. Clean and fresh. Very intelligent with good conversation and sense of humour. The sort of woman your mother would love you to bring home, but in my youth would not have pissed on me if I was on fire. The girl all the boys wanted but couldn’t get.
The meet started with pleasantries exchange of cash and shower, not a hint of what was to come. Some light kissing and exploring bodies. Her nipples got aroused and not sure how but I seemed to press all the right buttons in the right order and she switched into an insatiable fuck doll who hadn’t had sex for years.The hour became a full on GFE plus. Fingers in a very hot wet pussy and bum FK became passionate DFK, sex was fast and hard and god knows how many times she came. Recovery spent licking her pussy and making her cum again. Round 2 more of the same. 2 pops rubbered in pussy showered and home happy.
Overall resounding positive- would definitely visit again but is expensive (Sweet Chantelle and Sasha Lexx great punts but cheaper). Also I hit the jackpot on the day - is this a normal service or was I lucky on the day?
Do not recommend
So I tried to book this girl earlier this month and her comms were crap then too but it wasn't a big deal as nothing was arranged/agreed. Skip forward to yesterday and this time she answered her phone at the first time of ringing. We briefly discussed things and then firmly agreed a booking. I asked her to text me her location and she said "will do, no problem".
Over 5 minutes passed and she still hadn't texted me so I sent her a reminder text. Over the course of the next 30 mins I called her twice (it rang but she didn't pick up) and texted her again, to which she didn't bother to reply (and still hasn't) so I just gave up and turned to a plan B (which was much more easily arranged and the punt went well).
It's much better that she didn't send me her location rather than sending me it and then standing me up when I arrive but nonetheless, it was still annoying and there's no excuse for it as a cancellation text only takes 2 seconds to send.
Since this girl is clearly too thick to even arrange a simple booking, I won't be bothering with her again.
Thanks for this. Off the list now if cant sort her comms out....profile clearly too good to be true!
Think the issue is she works for an agency and they deal with bookings on her behalf. I had a bit of a double booking scenario when I saw her. I was already having the fun when another customer knocked. I wouldn’t give up a very good punt return bf
I definitely didn't get the impression I was speaking to an agency/maid but you could be right. The agency must be really shit but of course it's still her fault for using them. If it was an agency, clearly she needs to fuck them off and do it herself because not only are they taking a cut of her money (undeserved because they do a shit job) but she's losing clients (and therefore money) because of it.
I have given up because it's the 2nd time I've tried and her comms are shit. There's plenty of other girls out there.
ive tried to book this one but didnt in the end. it wasdefinitely an agency. at first they respond in text or call as the wg but then changed to third person " she's at a different location from nornally today, let me check" the lady i spoke to had a manc accent but the wg is Canadian
Like your ranking system JK, helps put things in perspective.
Were her orgasms fake, always wary when they go overboard? Does she look her age?
Frankly i'm in awe of his dedication and paperwork! Did he use a spreadsheet?
Also for the number of reviews in the past few days.
Kudos to you JK
What period are the 35 reviews you have added over the last couple of days jkandjol, presume a few months as you did a a similar (if smaller) upload back in July.
Respect, as I would find it hard to remember anything other than either a catastrophe meet or a sublime one after a month or so, esp if I punted as much as you obviously do.
I believe the orgasms were real. Part of the oral on her thing was oh shit I think you have the potential to make me actually cum here. Oh why did you stop keep going it will take a few minutes longer. But I couldn't tough it out with that smell Lol. I probably played it off as I wanna get in your pussy
But was all good as I think due to her tightness and genuine small size, my larger member was just hitting her spot. I felt her insides tighten both times and I don't think you can fake whatever cramping style action was going on with her legs. She almost kicked me 😂 . The covering her mouth etc also suggests real. She also commented and had little joke about one of her windows being up.
Age give or take. Could say she looks a bit older. You can just tell she's seen better days. Few too many drinks, lines, exposure to sun over the years compounded by lack of exercises (she strikes me as a naturally slim and blessed type). But I believe the listed age is completely honest.
I lived in Canada for a while and her chat and references (she gives on too much personal info arguably, or maybe we just clicked) indeed added up to a 1992 or so 90s kid DOB. I.e. exactly the same age as me.
Should add the room isn't the biggest. It may even be a two bedroom flat and she uses one bed(room) for sex work and one to live/sleep in. I would love to fuck her somewhere else. She's small. Most men could fuck her in 101 positions all over different pieces of furniture sort of thing.
That sounds a lot of fun, at 5'2 there are a lot of possibilities. Even a shower together.