flirty dirty alex69

Burnham - SL1 (see outcall areas in Details)

7 reviews

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4.610

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Age: 45-49

Gender: Female

Height: 5'6"

Weight: 9st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 34"

Body Type: Slim

Nearest Rail Station: Burnham

Reviews

7 TOTAL REVIEWS

4.6/10

AVERAGE RATING

Often Visitor

Reviewed on 13 Feb 2024

5/10

£40

nearby car park • Outcall

Do not recommend

Communications

Needed a BJ and could only find her available messaged for a car meet as I had entered her flat a while ago and it was a tip. Arranged a car meet for £40 comms were ok.

Venue

Drove to a nearby car park it was dark.

Looks

the skinniest body I have ever seen. She must live off spunk and fags as she smelt of stale cigarettes.

The Meet

Arrived on time and after a number of messages she arrived 20 minutes late. Drove to a nearby car park it was dark and dropped my trousers she took off her top and revealed the skinniest body I have ever seen. She must live off spunk and fags as she smelt of stale cigarettes. She delivered a good bj and sucked it all in whilst I had my finger in her cunt. Pulled up my trousers and gave her the money and dropped her off at the off licence near her. On my way home I smelt the finger that had been up her cunt and felt ill it was awful.

Final Thoughts

Would only return if she was the last SP in England. Only a neutral because for £40 and what was a decent unload otherwise a negative.

Mr lovepants

Reviewed on 21 Sep 2022

4/10

£100 45m

main road • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

First contact via website then by text. Good directions to a free carpark Close by A little early so had a wander and called when the time was right. Knocked on door and waited.......

Venue

Right on the main road. House with several flats. A bit run down. Her 'flat' was a one room bedsit. Not very clean.

Looks

OMFG! Looks like she has lost a lot of weight or is ill. Pale as anything. Not like the photos. Probably a size 2!! No tits,skin sagging off of her.

The Meet

Both stripped off. Didn't see her from the front, glad I didn't To be honest her blow job was good, nice and slow Said my cock was to big girth wise for anal after I saw her I think I would split her open. So skinny I could almost get my hands around her waist In the end just had a BJ in the 69 position, tried to put a finger up her fanny but it was very tight. Finished off with her swallowing. Her conversation was quite good. Got dressed and left. In total about 45 mins.

Final Thoughts

Got in car and throughly sanitised my hands and later my cock. She just looked skanky. Didn't smell and looked fresh but just don't!! On the good side I checked my pockets and found a £20 note so only £100 in the end, still £50 to much. Nice enough girl to chat to. But don't. Need a 25 year old stunner now to get her out of my head.

Bornslippy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Don't even though you did 😂
That middle photo is enough thanks...

advent2016 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She's just about OK for a 15min car BJ that way she doesn't take off many clothes. Actually the BJ is perfect, but she stinks of ciggies.

advent2016

Reviewed on 25 May 2021

5/10

Met on 21 May 2021

£60 15m

Near Cliveden • Outcall

Do not recommend

Communications

phone and tortuous texts

Venue

car meet

Looks

60s, skinny, droopy tits, stubbly pussy, stale fags smell

The Meet

I drove to a quiet place, it was pissing down with rain
I gave her the money, dropped my trousers and pants, leaned our seats back a bit, Asked Alex to take her bra off so I could play with her tits and finger her pussy in the hope my cock would show some signs of life and this did the trick.
I tried some brief kissing (yuk) and she played with my cock.

Alex licked the head and down the shaft a bit too toothy at first but took direction well, licked and sucked my balls (which is difficult in a car) and back to sucking , stopping, licking helmet in an edgy sort of way (in rhythm with the rain on the sunroof) until I was approaching point of no return held her head and filled her mouth with cum.

Alex popped up, gave me a cum smile and swallowed the lot. Alex is in my opinion a bit prettier when she smiles and when she has just swallowed my load.

Final Thoughts

tl;dr version: passable BJ in car

We drove back and Alex talked the usual load of crap about how successful she was and how she had many regulars paying top dollar for her charms and how she had plans to decorate her place etc this might be true of course and maybe she like me enjoys the seediness of a BJ in a car

Would I return: No. I've scratched this itch

Often Visitor • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

You should try naughty nicky 69 lives about 5 minutes away from Alex her place isn't bad she will do car meets or anything you like, no spitting out definitely better looking, can be a bit hard to get hold of sometimes but very good BJ skills and takes it all the way 🎉

advent2016 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Looks like a profile swap or something

now DariaX69, Enfield

Although body text says Nicky

Often Visitor • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Strange she has lived at the same place for 17 years I have seen her at least 10 times at her place in burnham £50 for a blow and go and swollow I will find out

Often Visitor • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She has had her profile hacked and she cant do anything about it I will post an alert as probably its a scammer definitely good for a P&D

Often Visitor

Reviewed on 15 May 2021

2/10

£50

block of flats • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

Texted and got a reply straight away asked about OWO CIM message back all included in £50 so arranged a time and got instructions where to park etc all very easy. Exactly at the arranged time got a message are you still coming which I thought was a bit odd so messaged back here.

Venue

the flat OMG it resembled a squat or something out of a horders place, the walls didnt have paint or very little, with washing everywhere she showed me into the bedroom with a bed on the floor with just rubbish all around it.

Looks

She opened the door wearing a lace one piece and to be fair wasn't that bad.

The Meet

Was guided to the block of flats and opened the first door with its window missing (not a good sign) and went up the stairs to the flat where she was working from. She opened the door wearing a lace one piece and to be fair wasn't that bad however the flat OMG it resembled a squat or something out of a horders place, the walls didnt have paint or very little, with washing everywhere she showed me into the bedroom with a bed on the floor with just rubbish all around it. I can honestly say it was the worst place I have been to in my life and I am sure had I stayed I would have left the building with some unwanted pests attached to my clothing 🤮 I just said to her I am sorry but this isn't for me and she sort of looked as if to say why not 🤦 I said goodbye and she was straight on the phone to someone saying he has left, so wasn't sure if it was a pimp or something anyway I escaped 🎉

Final Thoughts

I can honestly say it was the worst place I have been to in my life and I am sure had I stayed I would have left the building with some unwanted pests attached to my clothing 🤮 I just said to her I am sorry but this isn't for me and she sort of looked as if to say why not 🤦 I said goodbye and she was straight on the phone to someone saying he has left, so wasn't sure if it was a pimp or something anyway I escaped 🎉

advent2016 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She let me down a few years ago and I never went back.

Stevelondon • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Maybe its just picky me. But there is nothing on that profile that would even tempt me to make contact.
Plus...no matter how stunningly attractive a girl might be. If I turned up to see her and the place she worked from was a tip.....I would just walk same as the OP.

rchab • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

If you think her current place is bad, you should have seen the doss house she was using a couple of years ago! I promise I’m not touting, but if you can get past the surroundings and the scattiness, I think she’s worth persevering with - she kisses enthusiastically and is incredibly tight.

rchab

Reviewed on 16 Apr 2021

7/10

£240 1h

Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Alex had told me when I saw her on a previous occasion that she had a friend (not on the website) with whom she sometimes did duos, so I thought I would go for it - £240 for the hour. Comms in advance were pretty disorganised (sometimes from Alex and sometimes from the friend) and they were a bit late for the appointment - there were also issues with workmen elsewhere in the flat and the whole experience resembled a bedroom farce at times.

Venue

there were also issues with workmen elsewhere in the flat and the whole experience resembled a bedroom farce at times.

Looks

Alex is really tight and is a lovely friendly girl - in future I think I'll stick to her by herself.

The Meet

The friend was also not the most attractive and kept nipping off for a smoke! However, I'm giving this a positive, partly because the general chaos gave it all a very authentic feel - both girls gave great OW and fucked willingly in different positions, with the high point for me being when they both presented themselves in doggy and I was able to move from one to the other. I had no problem coming twice in the hour, which is one of my criteria for a worthwhile punt.

Final Thoughts

Alex is really tight and is a lovely friendly girl - in future I think I'll stick to her by herself.

RAJEC • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks mate, good review.

Any more on the physical description of her mate?

rchab • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Fairly slim and petite with smallish tits, not unlike Alex herself. Not so great facially, with a definitely “lived-in” look (to be polite!).

RAJEC • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

👋

I’ll Definitely swerve it then

rchab

Reviewed on 07 Aug 2020

7/10

£120 1h

near Burnham • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Communications

Communications were pretty scatty (also the case when I tried to book her unsuccessfully last week) - I texted her on arrival (admittedly slightly early) and she replied "give me 5 minutes" which turned into 15.

Venue

Alex is currently working out of a borrowed flat near Burnham, which is pretty chaotic but a big improvement on the BandB where she was last year.

Looks

She is physically just like her photos and her given age seems roughly right.

The Meet

Good DFK right from the start, which was the main reason for keeping this as a positive review. Slight smoker's breath, but not too off-putting. Gave very decent oral and I then fucked her in doggy (which she says is her favourite) - didn't last very long, but that is the usual way with me, which is why I like to book an hour and go for a second round. More kissing, more oral, then I went down on her, which she seemed to enjoy - she didn't come but also didn't try to fake it and got decently wet. Trimmed hair all round, which I prefer to shaved. I then tried to fuck her again but wasn't quite hard enough (she is very tight) - to be honest I prefer a curvier figure. I asked her how long we had left and she showed me the clock saying 5 minutes, without taking into account the 10 minute delay at the start. I was heading for a neutral rating at this point, but she then went in for some more DFK during which I was able to bring myself to the second pop.

Final Thoughts

Generally positive therefore - it's not her fault that I didn't really fancy her! She was also pleasant to chat to and talked about her duo offer with a girl called Debbie, who is not on the platform. Not sure I would return, but I think those prepared to be a bit more assertive than me could have a good time - the enthusiastic kissing and the tight pussy are both real pluses.

advent2016 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I'm glad you succeeded. I tried to book her a few times and she just mucked me about and it happen but thankfully I had a plan B.

My buddy who originally recommended her said she was exceptional in the BJ department and a bit of me (my cock) would still like to find out.

Gustav Klimt • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the good review. I’m tempted. Been looking for a DFK session. I would have to get there by train, so is she within walking distance of the station?

rchab • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Taplow is probably the nearest station - about half a mile.

advent2016

Reviewed on 16 Feb 2019

2/10

supermarket • Free parking

Do not recommend

Communications

Easy to speak to and recieved txt directions

Looks

don't know - didn't happen

The Meet

Tried to book twice, sounded nice, mucked me about, waited 30 mins after a 45 mins delay she didn't show or apologise

Final Thoughts

Waste of my time