lynne fife
Age: 40-44
Gender: Female
Height: 5'4"
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Black
Ethnicity: Asian
Nationality: Thai
Orientation: Straight
Bra Band Size: 36"
Bra Cup Size: DD
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Nearest Rail Station: INVERKEITHING
Age: 40-44
Gender: Female
Height: 5'4"
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Black
Ethnicity: Asian
Nationality: Thai
Orientation: Straight
Bra Band Size: 36"
Bra Cup Size: DD
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Nearest Rail Station: INVERKEITHING
£80 30m
nearby shop • Incall • Free parking
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
I’ve tried without success to meet with Lynne a few times before, the times I’ve tried to see her she must have been busy as there was no answer to my calls. No problem this time, she called me back after a missed call. I’m guessing she maybe she checks unknown numbers and calls back rather than answers every call. She was available within the half hour. Asked her if she did pegging and she said yes, and asked if I wanted a big or small toy. It’s hard to judge this over the phone as size is subjective but I said big. Gave me the postcode and told me to park at a nearby shop and call for the number/directions.
Nice newish build house, I did notice a security cam pointing at the front door incase that puts anyone off.
Lynne answered the door not quite in the usual hiding behind the door way, but it was a reasonably big garden so unlikely anyone could see in from the street. I had seen her verification pic on here ages ago which wasn’t the most flattering, but she was a lot prettier and younger looking than that in real life. Age wise she is probably about what she claims (39) but could be a few years younger, or a lot older as Thai women seem to stay young looking. She was a bit shorter than the 5’4” listed and quite a bit chubbier (but not fat) than her pics which must be at least a decade old. None of this bothered me as I’m a fan of a slightly chunkier lady and also like them a little older. To summarise, I found her sexy as hell. She was wearing black fishnet stockings and a short black leather dress like in some of her pics. English was great and her personality nice and bubbly.
This is where it is a slight letdown. As mentioned earlier this was a pegging meet. I love being pegged and am a fan of both sensual pegging and also a more sub/dom experience. Unfortunately this was neither as she doesn’t like to kiss, and wasn’t really that dominant (I was asking her to spank me which was more of a tickle). Everything seemed so brief, a little nibble on her titties (very firm, hence the reason I think she’s not lying about her age), a little play with her feet, I wanted to eat her pussy which I did, for probably less than 30 seconds. She has by far the smallest pussy I’ve ever seen, I was trying to have a feel around with my finger while eating her which was when she moved on. She bent me over facing a mirror (nice touch) and lubed my ass with what I think was baby oil. I say I think, as it seemed to have a numbing effect. I couldn’t feel much when she played with a finger and some very thin toys. As everything else, this was brief and she soon mounted me with her strap on cock. It wasn’t that big, maybe 6-7” and tapered. Again, I couldn’t feel much and kept asking her to push harder and fuck me faster but I wasn’t feeling it and she wasn’t that dominant or powerful. She did look hot as fuck in the mirror as she was on her though. After this she got me on my back and I thought she was going to do me that way but instead toyed with my ass and lubed up my cock and wanked me. Again I think it lube had a numbing effect because when I was feeling myself about to cum I thought I want that hard, but looked and it was fully erect. Soon came which she cleaned up. Offered me a massage afterwards which I politely declined (regrettably, I wish I had taken her up on it).
Overall it was a little meh as everything was so brief. Lack of kissing Not forceful enough with the pegging/needed a bigger dildo Pros: Bubbly personality Very sexy girl Tightest pussy I’ve seen No charge for extras Would I return? Strangely despite the review I would. She was so attractive (to my taste) that I would, and would love to fuck that tiny little pussy.
Inverkeithing just off the high street • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Text Lynne asking if she was available, not long after got a text back saying yes and then we sorted time etc.
Ground floor flat in Inverkeithing just off the high street, not much traffic so pretty discreet going in and out.
Lynne is tiny and plump but that doesn’t take away from the good massage and HE, maybe not everyone’s cup of tea but needs must in Fife at the moment.
Typical behind the door stuff and get in with Lynne being really cheerful and putting me at ease straightaway. Money out the way and clothes off onto the bed (She has a proper massage table in another room for non escort meets) Porn on the TV on mute and Lynne going to town on my back and legs, I’d say it was a good massage but I’ve not had many. Lots of swipes of the balls, cock & ass so right up my street. Coming towards the end of the massage with me still lying on my stomach she starts baby wiping my ass and with some sort of oil it feels like, then bang; tongue straight up my hole like no tomorrow which is amazing. I’m not sure she does this with every client as it’s not on her likes like or anything. After her rimming me I turn over and she starts sucking OWO and prostate massage, fire in her mouth which I can’t remember if she swallowed or not. Strap on is available if you’re into that, I had it on my 1st meet with her but with her being a bit plump it’s meh. Penetration protected also available but I feel she try’s to just make you come with her hands and mouth hoping you don’t ask. All in all positive meet especially with rimming and prostate massage you can’t go wrong. She does make conversation during the massage but sometimes she is hard to understand with the accent but she is fluent in English
All in all positive meet especially with rimming and prostate massage you can’t go wrong.
Congratulations on your first review. You've covered most of the bases but how long did you book for and how much did you pay?
My bad it was £70 for 30mins. I only took 60 in by accident and had to get her another tenner from my car after the meet.
Lynne is a decent plan C, she is a lovely lass and gives a decent service but when I last saw her she had piled on the pounds, I doubt she has lost any timber over the past few years.
£70 30m
Fife • Incall
Met a few months back...again. Lynne was one of my first after I moved to Fife. ( why I hear you all scream) Women... isn’t it always.. ha ha It’s not far to Edinburgh, Glasgow, Perth so pretty handy location. Especially as I was in East of Edinburgh. I digress, back to review.
She has put on a bit more weight since I first saw her.. but doesn’t affect her sucking ability, so don’t really care. Some might.
Went for a blowjob, occasionally I get a free massage..while I’m there. She’s friendly but sometimes hard to understand.... just gotta listen carefully. Her Blow job is ok, not deepthroat but it serves the purpose. No CIM so I normally COB.
70 quid for 30 mins.
70 quid for a mediocre BJ from a mediocre lady?
I know it's Fife, but I'd still pay £10 extra and head to the big smoke.
Thanks for the review anyway (but I'm unconvinced)
When there’s not a lot going on in lockdown. And you have the horn, and the original wants £20 bucks extra on top of the £80 for 30mins we’d agreed on while I was outside. You know how it is, needs must and all that, actually forgot that’s why I went to see her that time.
I won’t risk travelling over the bridge yet.. I have bad luck on punts, parking tickets, traffic jams and the likes..
So I won’t risk getting stopped by cops and fined.
I've driven over 25000 miles during lockdown (with good reason), all over Scotland. Never been stopped once. Never even seen cops likely to stop anyone.
You'd be quite safe if you wanted a punting trip.
I’ll take your word for it... I’m on furlough, stuck at home.
So I’ll stick this side of the water for now.. just in case..
Couldn’t justify a fine to the partner... especially over there when I’m at the golf here. 🙄
Fair enough; everyone's circumstances are different. Got to take what you can get (especially in Fife) 👍
£140 1h
Flat in Inverkeithing • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
all done via text
Flat in Inverkeithing
Lynne is petite a little rounded figure.
Lynne is petite a little rounded figure. We chatted and she started of with OWO and balls sucking. Very enthusiastic and she appeared to enjoy sucking my cock. On with the bag and started of with doggy for a while. Bag off and Lynne sucked my balls whilst I wanked over her tits. Very nice and she even allowed me to shoot over her tits. Afterlwalrdsl she gave me the best massage a wg has ever given me. Thai massage was fantastic.
Really nice lady and I left with a very relaxed feeling and enjoyed my time. Defo would return to see her again.
Petite? I assume you mean height?
I know she is prob a size 14....
I will do my own review shortly... she provides a fantastic service
Dunfermline
I'd met Lynne a few times many years ago when she was working in Dunfermline.
She was a little rounded then but not too big, just nicely curvy! Nowadays though... well it seems like she's grown partial to a battered sausage supper.
She was the Lynne of old with good oral skills and a penchant for rimming. Amazingly firm tits despite her expanded girth, nicely shaved pushy which was lovely and tight. She's a very friendly girl and goes all-out to make an effort and put a smile on your face.
With the meeting I had with her, the Lynne of a few years back would have got a glowing positive but this has to be a neutral simply because I don't think I'll go back with her having put a bit of timber on. Worth a punt, but maybe not a second. A shame. 🤷
> poopy motel on November 04, 2016, 01:39:04 pm:
> . well it seems like she's grown partial to a battered sausage supper.
Snigger.   😂  😂  😂
😁 stupid autocorrect. I'm going to leave that as is. �
I love your reviews, Poopy - hard to find reviews for Fife WGs and they're always so honest (and entertaining!)
Thanks, I couldn’t edit the post.