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BritishxxxAnnie

Reading - RG1 (see outcall areas in Details)
6 reviews
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3.310

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Age: 25-29

Gender: Female

Height: 5'1"

Weight: 7st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Hazel

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 32"

Bra Cup Size: B

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 24"

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

6 TOTAL REVIEWS
3.3/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

2/10

£80 15m

just off broad street by holiday street • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I rang her number and she booked me in, £80 for HH. Location just off broad street by holiday street.

Venue

Location just off broad street by holiday street.

Looks

The lady is very petite and short. Body is super skinny and wasn't my type at all. I really should have walked, but you know how it is sometimes. We never learn! I was very very disappointed at her looks, facially she was ugly, not pretty at all and her features are not attractive. Even worse was her accent, she states she was born in Canada but lived here in the Uk for years. I really didn't give a rats fuck.. I did not find this woman attractive at all and no womanly curves on her to turn me on... Her body was way too skinny and she looked worn out, her accent added more shit to all this.

The Meet

This is where it all went downhill, she started to oral me (with a condom)... no skill what's so ever. She has these big long weird nails too much hand use and her tactic was fucking crap. I just couldn't get aroused it wasn't working... so then she says shall I do it without a condom?? I thought that's what you suppose to do in the first place.. again it just wasn't working. I then asked for 69 she replied she doesn't allow any oral on her? WTF I then said... it's fine it's just not going to work... so I put my clothes back on. She seems to have this glare on her face, that she's was disappointed in herself.

Final Thoughts

I honestly don't recommend her and please don't get duped into the website feedback, she is not worth your £80. Super neg from me...

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Reviewed on

4/10

£80 30m

Chester • Incall

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Do not recommend

Communications

This was a positive. Comms were great and no issues contacting her when needed and she was very responsive.

Venue

Private apartment in Chester. Some codes needed to get in which were all given over the phone. No issues at all and apartment was clean and tidy.

Looks

if you’re into skinny/slim, small tits and a pert little arse then you’ll love her. She was exactly what I wanted looks wise. She was clean and well presented.

The Meet

Very VERY chatty to the point of having to steer her back to what we were there to do. No OWO offered - although it is listened on her profile. I didn’t push for it but tbh I have never had someone refuse to do OWO, and I was freshly showered.. so yeah, odd. Straight on with the condom and straight on to what I must say was the roughest oral I’ve ever had. Oh my fucking god this girl needs to chill out. Teeth like a cheese grater and gripping my cock like it was going to run off. Fuck I just needed it to stop (more on this later). Also a note: she doesn’t allow oral on her. Disappointing as I love that but to be fair it’s not listed on her profile. On we went through this cycle of changing positions every 15 seconds. Just as I’d get into the swing of a position she’d pull out and change. Some may like this, but I got fed up pretty quickly. After maybe 8 minutes of fucking she’s telling me to cum. I made sure we were at it for the full length of the booking and she was visibly not pleased. I actually caught her rolling her eyes a couple of times. When I eventually came - she pulled out while I was mid orgasm and said “Finally”. Wow. Fucking wow. I got my shit together and got out of there. Felt like I’d inconvenienced her by doing what we were there to do. I’m no newbie to this and I’ve never had that before.

Final Thoughts

So, yeah. Comms, location and looks? Great. Attitude to service and me? Not great - really bad in fact. My cock literally hurt on the way out from that oral. I won’t be back. I would have given neutral but my dick was very upset.

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Reviewed on

4/10

£70 30m

flats by the train station • Incall

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Do not recommend

Communications

Communication was ok not great but got there eventually.

Venue

Situated flats by the train station.

Looks

Now she gets a neutral as it’s her in the pictures all day long. Very skinny probably a size 6. She says always has makeup and yes full on plastered!! Extensions so bum length blonde hair. Accent wise very strange almost a hint of American but couldn’t be arsed engaging with chat as it wasn’t really on offer.

The Meet

Quick hand on the back / massage, rolled over and she went at the old fella like her life depended on pumping up a bike tyre to wake him up, obviously had the opposite effect. OW and she went hell for leather again very strange. Got her to stop and get on top to see if it improved barley until she says let’s change positions. So by this point I was done and wanted out (probably more than her ) so bent her over and gave it all I’m worth to finish off. Now just as the baby batter arrived she pulls out, throws the wipes on the bed and was out the door before the babies have finished filling the bag, definitely a new one for me. Dressed and got out, sorry she’s not for me in any way. Service is naff.

Final Thoughts

But if you want fairly tidy skinny girls she’s the one, mid thirties I’d guess. Now if you have read this just comment a recommendation as I’m losing the will with naff punts lately.

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Reviewed on

3/10

Met on

£80 30m

Pudsey • Incall

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Do not recommend

Communications

The initial comms were good and prompt. I was even offered a range of times for that same day. The beware signs should have been flashing at this point but I chose to go ahead. Obviously wasn't thinking with the right part of my anatomy.

Venue

The flat was clean and tidy with no unwelcome or suspicious niffs.

Looks

The girl behind the door reasonably attractive, petite, well spoken, early 30s, with an American twang. No indications at this point that she had oversold herself that much on her profile.

The Meet

The first indication that things weren't going to go to plan was when she left the room and asked me to get comfortable. After what seemed to be an uncomfortably long time for me (probably not that long to her) she returned and sat at the opposite side of the bed. We were talking over the width of the bed and I began to think this is a bit like a blind date gone wrong. I was glad when she made some attempt to initiate things. However from here things really started going downhill. She kept her distance from me whilst trying to arouse me. The arousal took the form of some quite uncomfortable and painful tugs and no surprise, it didnt do the trick! When I finally managed to arouse myself, she seemed to want to be straight on with the condom and into full sex. I asked for OW and she agreed a little reluctantly. What followed was the worst BJ I've ever had. Toothy in the extreme I found it really uncomfortable, bordering on painful. I had to ask her to stop and was relieved when she did. At the same time, having asked first if I could touch, she greeted each touch by either covering up, moving away or flinching, so eventually I was discouraged from doing so. When she moved to get on top of me, her positioning was so contrived with her arms firmly placed in front of her that I was not able to touch her breasts, even though when I asked, she said it was Ok. The result was that her palms were pressing down sovhard on my chest that they were pounding away like someone attempting resuscitation. Even though I was well and truly alive, at this point I was beginning to lose the will to live. I eventually managed to do what I came for, but with some degree of willpower and imagination and she left me to get dressed. At this point, I probably had 10 minutes or so left but I had had enough and she wasn't complaining.

Final Thoughts

I left feeling so had just thrown £80 of my very hard earned money down the drain. Of course, I should have known better than to act on the rebound. In some ways, the girl was pleasant enough, and part of me feels a little sorry for her, but this wasn't a service any one should be providing at this level and it deserves to be pointed out.

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Reviewed on

4/10

£100 30m

central Leeds • Incall

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Do not recommend

Communications

I saw her profile appear in Leeds in early December, she had her light on updating the profile constantly to stay at the top of the search. You wouldn't expect them to be very busy working if they've got time to do that. Her stats seemed to represent the person in the photos I would normally be tempted to see and her "what I would do for money" list had the essential trifecta of OWO, DT and CIM. So eventually she got me with her persistent updates. I arranged a meet for 30min in about an hour's time for £100. Showered and got there 15min early. Got the nod a few minutes before, struggled to find the right entrance but found it in the end.

Venue

an apartment in central Leeds

Looks

Slim petite blonde opened the door. I would have added a couple of years to the stated age but it wasn't far off. Looks wise, she looked really nice: heart shaped bum, flat stomach, makeup, long fake nails straight blonde hair, lips done, about 5ft, I'd say about size 4/6. You could see she looked after herself. Facially she wasn't a stunner but knew how to make herself look pretty using makeup. Didn't have much to brag about in the breast department, but it's not something I care about. Had bra and knickers on.

The Meet

Paperwork sorted I stripped off and sat on the bed while she came back after stashing it away. When she came back, she walked past me talking about something as I was still sat on the bed and I sat down on the other side. So after about 5min of talking about God knows what I thought this is not going that well here, so started gently feeling her up expecting to receive the same. I asked her if there was anything she liked, what got her in the mood how she preferred things as I do with all girls. The response was "I like to be fucked". Then I asked if she liked RO to what she replied that she will not allow any sort of fluid exchange between us. Great news I thought, my reply was that this should be interesting and laid on the bed implying that I want her to suck my dick. Obviously OWO wasn't on offer so she tried to wank me to life for about 5min, unable to grip my dick properly because of her long nails, ignoring my remarks that it's not what's going to get things started for me. Eventually I got a condom of the side table and put it on. She started to blow some life into me. Obviously it was difficult as I wanted to leave, but wasn't going to give her my £100 this easy. She managed to get me to 3/4 and having not received anything resembling deep throat I asked her to bend over. She made it as difficult for me to penetrate as possible by holding her arse as high as she could. I somehow managed to get some of it in and to finish fairly quick. Cleaned myself up and left.

Final Thoughts

Summary: not great. Not the first SP using covid as excuse not to give services they clearly state on their profile. She has trimmed the likes list since then and removed CIM amongst other things

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Reviewed on

3/10

£50 15m

EH8 • EH8 next to Pleasance • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

All nice in messages and accommodating until the money exchanges hands.

Venue

Flat is clean in the bedroom, there is another person there with her. Its a top floor flat so walking boots on

Looks

Nippy voice and accent, shit fake tan, older than her pics and skany look about her

The Meet

Service was poor... she yammered on about how she was not bothered about punters, they pay her and thats all she needs. As long as their cock enters her pussy she wins (quote from her)

Final Thoughts

Simply avoid

This is one for the looney bin...

Only hint of a pos was she has a tight fanny.

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