Melissa Milf X – British Female Escort in Lymm

bigmike32

Reviewed on 02 Apr 2025

9/10

£180 1h

Hotel in Edinburgh outside the city centre • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Saw melissa milf advertise her edinbugh tour and liked the look of her profile and her positive reviews on here so made a booking. Comms by website mail then text then a phone call to set up a booking. Made my way to the hotel and text when i was nearby for the room number then up the lift and into her room.

Venue

Hotel in Edinburgh outside the city centre. Easy to find hotel just outside the city centre.

Looks

Attractive milf with huge boobs. Size 12 i would say and age would describe at late 40s.

The Meet

Meeting took place during melissa milfs edinburgh tour in an easy to find hotel just outside the city centre. Usual hiding behind the door but was greeted by a sexy milf with huge tits. Very friendly woman i enjoyed my time with her. Plenty of Dfk, Oral without, reverse oral, Cim, Titwank and sex in multiple positions.

Final Thoughts

Would i return - yes one of my most enjoyable punts in recent times.

scutty brown • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

that's the only melissa milf at the moment

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Name Not Found • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

'Northern Angels'- that's a blast from the past! 😊

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scutty brown • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

We've had in the last week another girl from that group reported as making blackmail threats

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bigmike32 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Wonder who it was that was using blackmail threats?

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scutty brown • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

English Becky

she does have a previous iffy history, and there's always been suspicion over the behaviour of "Northern Angels Independent Escorts"

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Worzel74

Reviewed on 18 Oct 2024

£250 1h 30m

Lymm • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Booking was easy to make with a few texts messages and the through website to confirm.

Venue

Very clean, discreet and easy to find. Local co-op and Sainsbury’s for cash point. Great parking off road. Shower facilities available although I had already showered beforehand.

Looks

proper beautiful sexy Milf. Petite, slim with lovely breasts. She was dressed as requested in thigh high boots, leather skirt and see through lace top showing off her ample breasts

The Meet

Having met Melissa before I knew what to expect. I had asked Melissa to wear thigh high boots and butt plug and she could choose the rest as a surprise for me. When I arrived she was wearing the boots with a shirt leather skirt and see through black lace top which showed off her boobs magnificently. Met with kiss and led through to living area. Opened the Prosecco I bought and poured us both a glass. We sat on the sofa and had a catch up whilst sipping and kissing in between. Whilst kissing and caressing feeling each other with our clothes on I then knelt in front on Melissa who had now removed her skirt showing me her butt plug which was a vibrating one, I then went down on her tasting her lovely sweet pussy. After about 5 minutes I stood up and removed my trousers and shirt and Melissa wasted no time taking me in her mouth to give me a fantastic sloppy blow job. She even does this with the Prosecco in her mouth which really tingles nice on the old fella. We then moved to the bedroom where Melissa proceed to handcuff me and blindfolded me(I had said I was willing to try anything on her likes list) what then followed was the most memorable tie n tease I can ever think off with lost of kisses on my body and cock. She then proceeded to insert a toy up me which sent me wild. Wow this women knows how to please a man. After about 15minutes of this she was giving me another amazing sloppy blowjob until I erupted. We the lay on the bed talking about life in general, Melissa is so easy to talk to. We then started kissing and caressing again and Melissa sat on my face whilst I licked her pussy and arse which she really enjoyed cumming all over my face.. it was then on with a condom and Melissa climbed on cowgirl (her favourite) and she rode my cock whilst kissing and playing with her boobs. Then onto doggy where we fucked hard and then I lubed her up and entered her arse for some amazing hard anal. Once we was done we cleaned ourselves up and finished the rest of the bottle whilst chatting. There was now clock watching from Melissa and I left around 20minutes over my time.

Final Thoughts

Will definitely be seeing Melissa again (either on her own or with Lymm Lady who we have previously met with)

Cheshuk

Reviewed on 16 Mar 2023

8/10

£160 1h

Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

Booked via email and WhatsApp good comms.

Looks

Friendly classy woman. Pretty face age possibly accurate. Body similar to pic attached, nice boobs. Dress request met well.

The Meet

Ready on time.

OakTree • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I’ve often contemplated booking her but had the feeling she’d be carrying a fair but more timber than she showed on her pics.

I think I might now pull the trigger on her.

Cheers Ches

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Cheshuk • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Oaktree that picture is similar, however I wouldn't want you to be disappointed there is a a bit of timber/tummy especially lying on her back not a gym go-er.

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Hollywell • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Picture shown is accurate been see9her for years lovely ladies

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Cheshuk • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

You're not wrong about the lack of detail apologies.. I need to figure out a review style that I can maintain anonymity at the same time as providing useful information. Just since my number got reported for a review, i'm more careful.

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OakTree • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

The best way I find is to leave it a couple of months before posting.

I’ll write the review straight after while it’s fresh and then post two or three months after. It’s unlikely they are going to link you unless something very specific happened and then it may be wiser to leave that out if possible.

I find also that after that much time as I read through it I’ll alter it and make it much more objective than subjective. Feelings always run high just after a punt either good or bad but once time has passed I’m far less impassioned.

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Cheshuk • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Nice one Okaktree that's actually a great idea. I've been waiting a few weeks between meeting and reviewing, however between punting and seeking i'm seeing too many that by then its almost a blur who i've seen and when I try and write it I remember very basic detail.

That's what I'm going to do, write and date them, save them into word and then post them down the line. Cheers for that!

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MaxHamburg

Reviewed on 09 Nov 2022

£160 1h

outside Lymm • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Communications

a little patchy but we got there in the end

Venue

Cosy & clean apartment outside Lymm

Looks

attractive if not stunning, lovely enhanced tits that look and feel natural, quite a few tats, 46 seems right - fit for her age, I think, but tbh into GILF rather than MILF territory now, which doesn't necessarily bother me.

The Meet

Melissa delivered everything asked for, wore lingerie as requested, was very friendly and pleasant throughout, and happy to suck me off for ages. She was attractive, 46 is probably right IMO given what we chatted about. But I don't think we quite clicked.

Final Thoughts

She nudges a Positive overall: for me, the increase by £10 ph between contact and appointment does puts her outside the vfm category, that price point is a barrier for me unless the SP is exceptional, plus the patchy comms initially, and I guess the gulf between her pics and reality (which to be fair is par for the course). I won't return. But Melissa seems to have her regulars and I can understand why. Not a bad way to spend an hour-plus on a cold and windy afternoon.

Kool Keef • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Good review Max, she's been on my To Do List for a while but haven't got around to booking her, your review has give me second thoughts now though.
I like a well preserved MILF but a quite expensive GILF with flattering photos doesn't sound great tbh.
Does she have a belly?

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Cheshuk • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

That was literally going to be my question.. how tight is her body and does she have a belly?

I find the porn star Mindi Mink insanely hot, and for some reason I always pictured Melissa looking like her so she is on my hot list. Mindi is 53, is there any resemblance?

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MaxHamburg • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Sad to report, I don't think she resembles Mindi Mink, unless it's during a power cut and you've got the beer goggles on, and certainly not cheek bones and midriff. But Melissa is pretty enough, and her body is fine (more than some) for a 46 yo, that wasn't really a massive issue. Very keen to please, but pushing the vfm.

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Cheshuk • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Cheers still after reading this thread she's staying on the list, but that Coronation Street bird looks fit. Don't watch the show so didn't know who she is but still

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MaxHamburg • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

A well-preserved GILF indeed but a bit too £££ - put it this way KK, I think you'd like her and the service if the price point was lower. She does have a small tum, not especially large but a touch saggy. Not very off-putting for me. I would't say toned (neither does she) but curvy and soft. I wasn't particualrly disappinted, just probably won't return.

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Kool Keef • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Cheers, a small tum wouldn't bother me in particular.
I read elsewhere that she looks a bit like Carla from Corrie, what you reckon?

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MaxHamburg • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I suppose, maybe... see below. It's all a bit subjective. Many moons ago, someone described an SP in Reading, 'Danielle' if my addled memory recalls, as looking "like Cheri Lunghi". Like fuck IMO. Instead I found a very attractive, dark-haired young woman with a strong jawline and some of the biggest and best natural ( . Y . ) it's ever been my pleasure to manhandle. In a jacuzzi.

Time for my tablets 🤪

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Kool Keef • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

👋

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OakTree • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I think her movie thumbnails probably show a more realistic appearance.

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Cheshuk • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I have seen those, however how she looks there doesn't match her reviews.. she's been described as pretty hot in some of them.

She's also wearing that waist garter thing that they were, which is often an indication they're hiding a belly, however not always the case. OP's input will be useful since its first hand and recent. No doubt it may be wishful thinking that she looks like Mindi

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Kool Keef • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

As always lol

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eric 70 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

i considered this one but received a "rude" response to a text and with the price inflation for an "old un" she can in fact do one 😁

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Aquineu16

Reviewed on 08 Dec 2021

8/10

£90 30m

Lymm • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

My first review, so apologies if it doesn't meet all the expected/required criteria. All feedback welcomed, so I can improve for the next time. Have seen Melissa before, so knew what to expect from the meet, although had been a while.

Venue

discreet apartment in Lymm, easy to find and no issues accessing the property.

Looks

She's late 40s, facially very attractive in my opinion, softly-spoken and welcoming. Facially, she reminds me of the actress Alison King, who played/plays Carla Connor in Coronation Street and is very fit IMO. Melissa's boobs are enhanced, but look so natural and are very soft to the touch.

The Meet

Opted for OWO with CIM and Melissa didn't disappoint, plenty of slow sucking and she took direction from me when required, without complaint. No rushing or clock-watching at all.

Final Thoughts

For £90 for the half-hour, I'd say it was definitely value for money. If you like a sexy MILF, then she's right up your street. Hope this review helps and hope I contained all the relevant info.

Kool Keef • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

£90 for hh with a 40 something (probably late 40s if you add WG VAT to her advertised age 😁 ) isn't what i'd consider VFM personally, she does look very tidy from her pics but her price has stopped me punting her.
Thanks for the review anyway, was it just a BJ session or did you have sex?

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Hollywell • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I've seen her alot over a couple of years. Always an enjoyable meeting with a pretty milf. price wise I've wasted same amount on younger who don't give as good a service

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pvcleatherrm

Reviewed on 09 Sep 2021

9/10

£150 1h

off Birch Brook Road area • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Melissa has been well reviewed on the directory, so there is not much more to say regarding her introduction etc. If you like an experienced MILF in the late 40s, then she is for you.

Venue

Nice flat inside and modern. Discrete location: Yes, no worries whatsoever. I didnt see anyone entering/leaving when I was inside the building. Hiding behind the door: Yes. Shower offered: Yes, and taken.

Looks

Attractive, great hygene, nicely dressed as requested.

The Meet

Attractive, great hygene, nicely dressed as requested, welcoming, OWO, sex in a couple of positions, 2 pops (one in bag, one CIM), relaxed atmosphere, beer at the end. This is why I saw her again, albeit after a couple of years. I reviewed her a couple of years back.

Final Thoughts

Clockwatching: Not at all. Value for money: Yes. Any regrets: No. I hope this is useful. Best regards.

eric 70 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

ive tried to contact this girl a few times. Never texts back 👎

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Bustydusty • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I’m contemplating seeing her could you (or anyone who’s seen her lately)estimate her dress size as I’ve seen it mentioned her being bigger than expected I think

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Gordon Bennett • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Not seen her but I suggest examining her worst most unflattering candid pic. The thumb accompanying her movie clip is interesting, she looks dumpy, slack and unfit to me and well into size 14 territory. Obviously you can click on the thumb image to make it pop out into a larger image.

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PunterNumber69 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She looks alright to me. Her boobs look pretty good.

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george r • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

yes great boobs and big nipples also 👍 saw her a while back but just didnt click, be aware she lots of tattoos if you are not a fan of them..

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Gordon Bennett • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Post is response to a specific request about her figure so I point out a certain picture that is natural, candid and unfiltered. Makes sense to look at this sort of pic rather than the staged, carefully lit, artfully posed ones with her sucking her gut in (or hiding it).

The beauty of natural pics, as opposed to descriptions, is the camera don't lie..... you can make your own mind up. I see flabby saggy; you see curvy booby. It's literally in the eye of the beholder.

Lastly, of course she could still be a fantastic escort with a bubbly personality, dirty mind and saucy manner etc. Question is very specifically about her figure though.

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Bustydusty • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Good idea,watched it actually and decided against - if I’m gonna start paying these rates I want/expect a good body (tits look good tho tbf)
Maybe try supersexylexy and Annabelle

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eric 70 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Looks like shes got a right "ned kelly" on her ⏰

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Ihateaero

Reviewed on 13 Aug 2021

9/10

£150 1h

Lymm • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Many reviews on Melissa on here. I saw her a few weeks back at her place in Lymm.

Venue

Nice flat with easy, anonymous parking.

Looks

She’s prob late 40’s and is in very good shape. She’s quite small but has a fantastic pair of enhanced tits. She is pretty and very clean and well presented. Quite a few tats.

The Meet

The usual hiding behind the door trick, and I was greeted by her in black stockings and suspenders. Proper DFK to start and mutual fondling. Her tongue action got more intense as the session went on. She undressed me while the snogging continued. We moved to the bedroom and got down to OWO, RO, 69. I like watersports and that was no problem. Sex was covered and we did mish, cowgirl and doggy. I was getting close, so we agreed CIM which Mel delivered without the usual run off and spit out! She was ready for a piss now, so I lay on the kitchen floor on some towels, and she did the deed over my cock and balls. Great stuff! I had a shower and she cleaned up. A nice chat, a bit more kissing and I was done.

Final Thoughts

Highly recommended!

davey.edwards1969

Reviewed on 22 Apr 2021

9/10

£150 1h

Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Comms with Mel were excellent and she was happy to discuss my desires - She was very accommodating and allowed me to choose which outfit she was to wear even asking if I wanted her to wear panties or not - I decided to leave it up to her if she wanted to wear them or not ;D I asked for an early morning meet - no problem as far as Mel was concerned so £150 for an hour

Venue

a superb apartment

Looks

Mel is a very attractive lady - her profile is accurate - and gave me a great time with a cheeky smile throughout I have had some pretty hard core punts lately so I fancied something a bit more GFE and this is Mel's speciality I was fully relaxed with her and we seemed to click She admitted she loves being an escort and has a high sex drive - therefore she limits the number of clients she sees per day ( although she's happy to meet most days with notice) as she wants to enjoy the experience as well I believe her !

The Meet

I arrived and was quickly parked up ( no problem) and quickly buzzed in to a superb apartment to be greeted with a warm kiss from Mel - as requested Mel was wearing a very short white vest and true to her word she had just come out of the shower so it was almost see through and clinging to her every curve She has a wonderful rack and her nipples were sticking out like stalks ;D I told her I thought she looked fantastic - she giggled and said " I haven't had a cold shower for ages but I thought it might work better for you" As we walked through to the lounge I couldn't help but admire the view as the vest ( which didn't really cover her arse) stuck to her hips Sitting on the sofa we had a good chat about things and then Mel leant forward and we began kissing deeply - I had to explore that body so placed my hand between her legs - Mel had decided that panties were surplus to requirements and she parted her legs so I could play with a nice clean shaved pussy Eventually she led me through to the bedroom and she stood in front of me as I sat on the end of the bed I said that I thought she had better get out of those wet things as I didn't want her catching a double pneumonia on my behalf "Good idea" said Mel " I knew you would look after me" and raised her arms above her head inviting me to remove the vest - As soon as it was off she was stood there in front of me - naked and it was a beautiful sight to behold - she thrust her boobs into my face and I was in 7th heaven I quickly removed my clothes and Mel began with OWO - An excellent technique - an having Mel look up at you with that very pretty face and eyes just added to my ecstasy Then we moved into 69 - She really does have a beautiful pussy and was happy to let me play for ages - I don't think I've ever been with a virgin but I reckon it's a close as you'll get to one ;D Managed to excite Mel as her legs were quivering and she was panting a bit Then on with the cover and she mounted me for some excellent cowgirl - the thing I really liked was that she would really go for it and then pause whilst she got her breath back ( and me) have a chat like we were at the bakery in Tesco ( with me balls deep in her ) and then start bouncing around like she was on a trampoline again - brilliant Plenty of eye contact and I'm pretty sure she wanted to enjoy it as much as I was Then at my suggestion we moved to doggy - Mel has got a wonderful arse - and a thin waist - so that was a great view as I thrust away - plenty of encouraging words from her but nothing over the top - I think I can tell when a girl is enjoying herself and not just going through the motions and Mel was actively involved as she moved around to vary the angle Eventually I couldn't hold back and as Sheridan would say on the Big Bang - BAZINGA ;D ;D ;D ;D and the condom was filled I withdrew slowly from her pussy to ensure no accidents and then we lay down for a cuddle and another chat Mel was playing with her nipples with one hand and gently stroking my cock with the other - best way to cool down I reckon To my surprise she managed to get me hard again and did offer round 2 but I just settled for a hand job to completion Had a quick shower and was offered a coffee before I left but I had to make tracks

Final Thoughts

In Summary Mel is a very attractive lady - her profile is accurate - and gave me a great time with a cheeky smile throughout I have had some pretty hard core punts lately so I fancied something a bit more GFE and this is Mel's speciality I was fully relaxed with her and we seemed to click She admitted she loves being an escort and has a high sex drive - therefore she limits the number of clients she sees per day ( although she's happy to meet most days with notice) as she wants to enjoy the experience as well I believe her !

eric 70 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

up to £160 again 😁

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cideruk • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

150 now, she must be reading

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eric 70 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

if your reading £100 would be good 😁

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johnybravo

Reviewed on 04 Mar 2021

5/10

block of flats • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I was tempted by the pictures and the many positives , fixed an afternoon appt via phone , easily arranged and booked thru website, clear instructions, parked up near the block of flats and then given coded entry

Venue

Clean new flat

Looks

she has a pretty face but thought she looked a lot older than 44 , more like 50

And the photos make her look a lot slimmer , lots of effort gone into hiding a fairly vast midriff

The Meet

Disappointed at first sight largely because the pictures are not a true representation , she has a pretty face but thought she looked a lot older than 44 , more like 50

And the photos make her look a lot slimmer , lots of effort gone into hiding a fairly vast midriff

Met in the living room , got the money out of the way and then headed up to the bedroom, shower offered but declined As I had just had one

Clean new flat ,

Services: FK not that deep , bit of tongue but not as much as I would have liked, faint whiff of alcohol although only 2 in the afternoon

Went down on her only to be put off by a weird odour , probably urine

Sex in a few positions and finished with a blowjob

Good technique with her mouth , which was the only redeeming feature

Final Thoughts

Overall a pleasant polite lady who tries hard but disappointed by the difference between reality and the pictures

BeastWilkinson • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review
Interesting review especially about the smell of drink and pee!!

I’ve seen her back at sandys
Not bad service
As a more “older” woman she’s quite fit !

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eric 70 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I think the prices are too high for an out of shape 50 year old!! off the hotlist

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Kool Keef • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Absolutely agree, for what she's charging I'd expect a 20 something hottie & the poor hygiene is very unprofessional.
How much did you pay OP?

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johnybravo • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

150 for 1 her

Thanks

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Hollywell

Reviewed on 02 Feb 2021

10/10

£300 1h

Lymm • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Met these two a short time ago both reviewed on here but not together as this was thier first duo together, I've seen mel quite a few times and she's lovely and as described on here lots. Ll also lovely and all of us were looking forward to it. Paperwork sorted and we all sat on the sette nice chat kisses and more then into the bedroom and off with the clothes sat and watched the girls get stuck into each other,

Venue

Lymm private app very discreet

Looks

both reviewed on here but not together as this was thier first duo together, I've seen mel quite a few times and she's lovely and as described on here lots. Ll also lovely

The Meet

I got ll from behind and enjoyed giving her ro then gave them both oral whilst they kissed and groped then owo for me of both, sex with ll cowgirl missionary and doggy then swap rubber and similar with mellisa then loads of fun together and a great double blow job and cim good techniques and a great time had, lay inbetwen the 2 of them all naked and chatted for ages no rush nice and relaxed, dressed on my way well sorted highly recommend.

Final Thoughts

highly recommend.

punterjoe • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

This sounds great. Didn't know they worked together. Have tried LL and Mel is on my HL - will look to copy you antics once the lockdown is over and I'm on my travels again.....

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Willnotts • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Hoping to recreate this asap sounds great

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