one of the usual Guildford punting locations, not very close to the Station
• Incall
Communications
Note the above prices are not what is shown on her website page. The girl I saw could have been a B&S, she was much darker than her pictures, although this is not uncommon, and not as slim as the pictures, but not fat, just more solid. However, I suspect it was the same girl, minus the photoshop.
Venue
The location was fit for purpose, but basic, small room with a large single bed. The bathroom was clean and functional, good shower.
Looks
The girl I saw could have been a B&S, she was much darker than her pictures, although this is not uncommon, and not as slim as the pictures, but not fat, just more solid. However, I suspect it was the same girl, minus the photoshop.
The Meet
Attitude wise she was pretty good, friendly, her OWO was good, LFK throughout, and she was definitely trying to make me happy, but we just didn't click. She did cowgirl with knees on the bed mostly, but she did give it a go with feet on the bed for a bit. She was fine with RO and seemed clean. Really there was nothing much to complain about, apart from the website pricing not being what was texted to me, but it just didn't work for me. My fault, my first three choices were unavailable, I should have known to wait.
Final Thoughts
Really there was nothing much to complain about, apart from the website pricing not being what was texted to me, but it just didn't work for me. My fault, my first three choices were unavailable, I should have known to wait.
Bedford near the hospital
• Incall
Communications
I sorted out a meet the day before via text and agreed one hour for £120 plus £10 for OWO. I texted the day before and confirmed and let her know when I was outside her block of flats in Bedford near the hospital.
Venue
block of flats in Bedford near the hospital.
Looks
Anna's pictures are spot on, she looks exactly as the pics on her profile, I'm a bit shit guessing ages but I wouldn't have thought she is older than 30. She is very attractive.
The Meet
Normal hide behind the door routine but as it turned out Anna's pictures are spot on, she looks exactly as the pics on her profile, I'm a bit shit guessing ages but I wouldn't have thought she is older than 30. She is very attractive. I got undressed, she got undressed, i lay face down on the bed while she gave me a crap massage so I turned over, and she headed for the condoms for oral until I reminded her what we'd agreed so she then gave me a very average blowjob, within minutes she said I want you to fuck me. She put a condom on and jumped on top. This was ok to be fair but I came within about 5 minutes and she jumped off and headed into the shower. I lay there and she came out dressed. Punts over I thought so I had a quick shower myself, got dressed and asked how much I owed her. She said we agreed £130 so I pointed out I'd been there 30 mins. I gave her £100 which she was seriously fucked off about but I still felt over generous.
Final Thoughts
So all in all, a waste of time and money. Very average service and short time....... I'd avoid. 😢
block of flats near the new leisure centre in Dudley
• Incall
• Parking available
Communications
Forgive me if I miss anything (I’ve literally just signed up and new to this). Found an ad just after NY on VS for a Thai massage located in a block of flats near the new leisure centre in Dudley. Aside from the construction of the new tram lines there, it wasn’t hard to get to. Some paid/free parking areas are available 2mins away. (No link as ad is now down) I booked the lady a day before and set a time to avoid disappointment. However when I got to the place, she kept delaying, and ended up waiting an extra 30mins. 10mins into the wait I did consider leaving but I couldn’t find any openings anywhere so decided to wait.
Venue
Place - The room we were in was clean, no shower facilities, could tell the bed was well usedand sunken.
Looks
Girl - Definitely not the one in the photos. Thai girl was 23-27 yo, petite, about a 6/10 in looks, quite a few tattoos on her. I think she called herself Sisi.
The Meet
Didn’t want a case of blueballs so decided to go with it. Started with a b2b massage which was surprisingly decent. Kissing on body was allowed but no FK. OW was performed which was a bit meh, and moved to 69. She was clean shaven and no smells, but she was dry af. I did try to do my bit but resorted to using oil for lube when she went CG, Doggy, Missionary. Total was around £70 for 30mins, extras on offer but didn’t availas she was a bit boring.
Final Thoughts
We chatted a bit after and she mentioned the girls cycle around 1-2 weeks at a time. She did mention that if I wanted to comeback I can just call the same number I found - +44 7739 727224 I think overall this experience was Negative with the pro-longed wait, wrong girl and how boring she was in bed.
Communications
Anna's English is limited but she understood enough.
Venue
Mid terrace not far from Moulsham Street.
Looks
The more recent reviews talk of her being mid 40's with a tummy but I met a young, early 20's, slim and very pretty Thai girl. The current photos do resemble the girl I met. She is around 5'2 with a lovely size 8-10 body and large bolt ons. The bolt ons didn't have bad scarring and felt good when she was on top of me, otherwise they were a little firm.
The Meet
Paid the money and she immediately stripped and started nibbling my nipple and playing with my balls. She then went down for OWO and started with my balls and shaft before giving the head some attention. This continued and I enjoyed it so much I thought about paying the extra £20 for CIM but I really wanted to shag her. I had to help her with the condom as her nails were quite long. We started with her standing up and her hands on the wall with me behind her. Moved onto the bed for cowgirl and finished in missionary which is where I finished in the condom. A very satisfying punt and I would see this Anna again but you can't be sure when she will be switched out for a different girl.
Final Thoughts
A very satisfying punt and I would see this Anna again but you can't be sure when she will be switched out for a different girl.
BL9
• Fishpool BL9
• Incall
• Parking available
Communications
Good, fast responses, a bit too intense right before agreed time.
Venue
Fishpool BL9, residential area. No problem with parking.
Looks
profile is misleading; many things don’t match. Middle (around 40) aged lady, photos are very old and seriously photoshopped. Small, not very attractive, girl with big belly and tits.
The Meet
When I arrived texted her, I was asked not to knock. Hidden behind the doors as usual. Saw her and started to think that something isn’t right here. Original should be 1h for 120, immediately dropped to 30 min. Since the beginning she sounded weird. I stripped down and laid on the bed and after couple of minutes, she started her extra programme. Marathon of fighting with runny nose, mixed with coughing and sneezing (all options available). That killed the mood and affected performance. What could be fun hour when booked, turned out to be 15 min quickie with HR finish, to leave this place as soon as possible.
Final Thoughts
If you’re sick or feeling unwell don’t go for a punt. If you’re sick or feeling unwell don’t accept requests, don’t be greedy and selfish.
East Manchester
• Incall
• Parking available
Communications
I was planning a nice little jaunt up the M62 to see Yuri in Huddersfield but due to family issues that couldnt happen, instead I had a quick look at who was close and available and up popped Anna. Dropped her a text to confirm a time and services required, I also asked if it was actually the girl from the website profile I would see and she confirmed. Everything seemed OK, Post code given and off I trotted.
Venue
usual Thai knocking shop not far from City's ground. Ive seen a few girls from these apartments, no problem parking and pretty discreet.
Looks
small, dumpy, big belly and not very attractive
The Meet
Ive seen a few girls from these apartments, no problem parking and pretty discreet. I was buzzed up and knocked on the door. She was standing behind the door so couldn't get a decent view until I was fully in the hallway, on turning round it was obviously not the girl from website....small, dumpy, big belly and not very attractive...." whats your name?" I asked......she stuttered and said " er er er Anna"........think she'd forgotten who she was supposed to be......"Sorry love, Im off"... I said as I opened the door and left.
Final Thoughts
Well Ive been in a decent run recently so was probably due a red one but at least I saved me cash for another day, thats punting I suppose
Old Town
• Incall
• Parking available
Communications
Had a job up in the Midlands, so on the way back down to London thought I'd check Stevenage out. Sent a couple of texts, mixed reviews but went for it.
Venue
Flat in a courtyard off the high street in Old Town. En-suite shower was nice and hot, and room fit for purpose. Not sure on public transport, about a 20 min walk from station I reckon. Car parking available in side roads.
Looks
Profile she's slim, pert breasts, 25, 36C, 6-8 dress size, pretty face, long brown hair, soft skin. The photos are many years old, She is about 40, belly, drooping tits, proboably is a 36C, tired face, hair extensions, skin was soft.
The Meet
Usual behind the door tactic. Took me through the flat into the room, asked what time I wanted. At this time she had a nice floaty babydoll on and her tits looked very good and her legs were slim. Nice smile so I went for the hour. Sorted the paperwork out, asked me if I wanted a shower - I declined as I'd had one very shortly before. I got undressed, she asked me to get on bed for massage, I said I wanted to warm up first so had a bit of a feel of her tits, sat on bed and she put her tits in my face. I tried to suck her nipples and she kept moving her chest down so I couldn't get them. So I let her start the masssage. Big mistake. She asked if oil was OK and then I reckon about half a bottle of baby oil went on my back and legs and the most annoying massage commenced. No pressure, no sensuality, no nothing, just weird movements. After 10 mins. of that I rolled over and she came up and started licking my nips, and playing with my dick which was OK. Rolled a dom on and started a BJ which actually was quite nice so I enjoyed that and thought maybe the sex would save the punt. I moved into doggy and she was OK with my giving it to her and I took my time to admire the view i.e. not her face or belly. Then she flipped over into mish. and started the 'come baby' nonsense. I just pounded away and came to get it over with at this stage. There was no engagement or movement from her. She got up, gave me a couple of wet wipes and let me sort myself out whilst she went into the en-suite to brush her teeth. She came out, and announced I had 20 mins. left, I told her it was 35 at least, and asked her if she wanted to me leave and it was OK with me, just give me a bit of money back. She said no, she'd look after me. I was in no rush and tbh had already written the money off, so took a rest and let her do some shit massaging of my shins before she oiled my dick and balls up and played with them. Way too soon but it was quite nice and I just closed my eyes and chilled. She got me hard and I knew she would never make me come but I let her keep going before she gave up and told me it was finished. Still 10 or so mins. left, so I had a nice long shower in the hot shower, and used plenty of nice toiletries to wash the oil off and I enjoyed the steam and shower. I wasn't letting her have a minute of my time back. I got out, took my time drying with a nice fresh towel and dressing. She wiped down with baby wipes and was dressed waiting for next customer so poor hygiene as well. Throughout there was no interaction, no music, no chat, no smiles, and clearly just a money thing, but her performance was so shit, she shouldn't be making a living out of this. I try to make the best out of all situations, and even I was tested by this one.
Final Thoughts
Negative. Nice shower and towel. BJ was passable. Rest was just bad. Return visit?: Only if my boiler breaks down and I need a shower. The quest continues....
flat above some shops
• Incall
Communications
Pretty straight forward, quick text to see if available and had a prompt reply with a meet arranged for 45 minutes later.
Venue
A well used flat above some shops with the entrance up some metal stairs behind the shops.
Looks
Looks similar to pictures on advert, very pretty with a good set on her.
The Meet
This is when it goes down hill!! Handed over the paperwork and told to lie on bed for quick massage, she wasn’t wrong, must of lasted about 3 mins and was very strange, just some pushes all over body really. She says turn over and just starts to wiggle the little fella to get the erection. As soon as possible the jacket was on and some very fast Oral with for about another minute!! She then get the lube out and jumps on CG, quickly turns into Doggy then after a minute or so into missionary. It’s like 100 mph in everything she does. I just wanted to pop and get gone!! Looked at watch on way out and had been there just under 20 mins.
Final Thoughts
Would I return, no thanks. I’m starting to wonder if she is the Thai that has had many negative reviews on here before with a new profile.
Communications
Afternoon All,
Seen this one in past few days. She is working out of the same house as the girls were for my last two reviews. It's quite clear that the room is used for a set amount of weeks or months before the girl moves on and another takes her place.
Venue
She is working out of the same house as the girls were for my last two reviews. It's quite clear that the room is used for a set amount of weeks or months before the girl moves on and another takes her place.
Looks
Whilst I was still attracted to her and she answered the door in one of those naughty nurses uniform sets, she is older than 25 I reckon and she's not as slim as she looks in the photos.
The Meet
I was really excited to see this one because I think she looks gorgeous in her pics. The nicest of the three to my tastes. The reality was, those pics are likely from a few years back. Whilst I was still attracted to her and she answered the door in one of those naughty nurses uniform sets, she is older than 25 I reckon and she's not as slim as she looks in the photos. Her service was underwhelming and very much felt like I was in the middle of the conveyor belt this time. Not attentive, no rapport building, no kissing. She wanted to start with a massage which was fine by me as I enjoy B2B but the girl had little skill in this regard and was just prodding me and rubbing her tits over my back. She delivered OW (I knew from her profile that OWO was an extra charge and I was never going to pay more for it), followed by FS. After building up ahead of steam she gestured that I was giving it to her, too hard and she then said to me to 'be gentle'. I respected this of course, but that's not what you want to hear from a hooker. She also refused doggy, saying she had a 'bad back' 👎 In all likelihood, she'd probably been ploughed several times over the course of the day before I seen her and just wanted an easy time of it. She wanted to finish me by hand and eventually I agreed and finished with COB, which she took well.
Final Thoughts
This girl and session turned out to be the least enjoyable of the three I've recently seen here. I've been deliberating over negative and neural rating. I've been generous on neural based on price- £70 for FS & OW. As I've alluded to in my recent reviews and posts, I'm paying £60-£70 for a standard massage with a COB finish in the massage shops. I'd actually called in to this revamped place the other day as well they want £30 for a 30 min massage. I'm not paying that, leaves me with less room for negotiation with the girls in the room. I won't see Anna again and I can't recommend her service. Hopefully she's only here 2 weeks before the next one comes in.
George St
• Incall
• Free parking
Communications
arranged by text but it was a bit of a mad dash to get there as I had to go 1 hour earlier than I'd wished.
Venue
Ground floor/Basement flat off George St, it was in the evening so I managed to get a parking space across from the flat. the bedroom which was nice & clean
Looks
Age I'd say mid to late 30s, you can never put an exact age on these thai birds but usually if you add on about 10 years on the age that thay say they are you are pretty close. Her Studio type Profile pics are definitely her but they've been photo-shopped to make her look a lot younger as for the close up facial profile pics I'm not so sure that could be a different girl. However she was nicely proportioned standing about 5' 3"
The Meet
Buzzed in & met by Anna wearing a Sexy white Nurse uniform, I could hear another Thai girl downstairs, just makes you wonder how many of them are sharing the same flat, however I was led through to the bedroom which was nice & clean, Paperwork sorted out I got undressed as she stashed the cash. Started off with a back & neck massage which was average but I've had a lot better, I was eventually told to roll over as she started to undress on top of me, she had a nice pair of tits not too big but possibly had some work done on them, on with the bag for OW with occasional ball sucking but once again nothing spectacular, moved on to cowgirl she was incredibly tight but it didn't last long & asked to move onto Mish, I started raming away at her but I was getting the impression I was too big for her & she wasn't enjoying it then when I leaned forward to kiss her she turned her head to the side & was having none of it so decided if was time to move on to doggy, this didn't go to well either, she kept spreading her knees far apart until she was more or less lying on the bed I had to keep putting my arm under her belly to lift her back up on several occasions to be honest I was getting a bit bored of her lack of enthusiasm by this time so pulled out, she took off the bag & she wanked me off until I shot my load on her tits.
Final Thoughts
Overall: the conversation was very limited throughout If she'd been a bit more enthusiastic she might have just scrapped a positive, nice enough body & it was a clean flat but I won't return, wish I'd stuck to my original plan A This was my first Thai punt in a few years I think it will also be my last 5/10.
you paid her 100 for 1 hr services, and she agreed and also she dint ask for money before the start
No mate, Originally the meet was for one hour and we agreed £130 but seeing as she had wrapped it up after 30 minutes I gave her £100.
As you say though, if she'd asked for the money up front, it probably would have been more difficult 😠