behind the Novotel in Heathrow
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Text comms was good, like my previous visit. Agreed a time and off I went to the same location as before. A residential/office looking building behind the Novotel in Heathrow. Unfortunately, things didn’t go as planned. After such a great first experience, I received a text from Laura saying she was no longer available, but she had a friend who was, in the same building. Well, my mini me brain thought fuck it, why not.
Venue
A residential/office looking building behind the Novotel in Heathrow.
Looks
Young, fit did get an A for effort.
The Meet
Unfortunately, the replacement did not offer such a wide array of services as Erotic Laura. More “vanilla” Bianca I think she said her name was. She was pretty enough and put in a decent shift, but it was not what I was hoping for.
Final Thoughts
I am going to go with a very high neutral as it didn’t feel like a B&S and more of a time management issue and replacement Laura, Bianca, another Polish lady. Young, fit did get an A for effort. Anyway, you win some you lose some. I see now that Laura is no longer offering Anal and that, combined with this visit, off the list she goes.
Next door to Heathrow Novotel
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I had seen Laura reviewed on here and liked the look of her pictures, service and price combination. I had the opportunity to nip out and sample her delights and was not disappointed.
Venue
Next door to Heathrow Novotel.
Looks
Facially and body wise I found her very much to my liking. Petite and naughty. A pretty blonde Polish lady. Stated age 30 seemed correct.
The Meet
Started with a gentle rub down, it would be a stretch to call it a massage but got me more in the mood. Onto the action. Good OWO and some rimming on me, which was very much appreciated. On with the dom and pounded away in various positions. No complaints from either party. Next up was the main event for me. Her lovely arse. Started slowly. She was a little nervous at first which, frankly, added to the experience. Guided me in gently and built up from there. Various positions ensued, including manoeuvring her little frame into doggy, which I ‘d read on here later, she doesn’t do. I was just going with the flow. Speaking of the flow, the whole hour was like a nice girlfriend connection. Had a bit of a chat in between positions, made sure she was comfortable with events as they unfolded. Then onto her knees in front of me where she took my load in her mouth like a champ. A bit more of a chat after then out the door on the hour mark or thereabouts. Not a clock-watcher at all.
Final Thoughts
Made a mental note to return. Service of that nature at that price doesn’t come around too often. Round 2 review experience to follow ………
block of flats near the Novotel Heathrow
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• Parking available
Communications
Spoke to Laura on the phone. One of the few who actually answers the phone rather than work solely off SMS. Agreed a 30min session for £80 to include all listed services with her only extra being anal at £20 which I wanted so total £100/30mins.
Venue
Location was a block of flats near the Novotel Heathrow with pay & display parking on the road. Area is busy and I had to wait a while for a parking space to come available. Directed to the bedroom which was dimly lit.
Looks
Laura is polish and isn't bad looking but definitely not 30 .. I'd say closer to 40. Quite petite and pretty sure its the girl in the pics on the profile. Small frame, small boobs, small butt, neat and tidy down below. Has some tattoos.
The Meet
Called her on arrival and was advised to wait in the lobby for 5mins. After a few messages to and fro, 5mins became 30min. I was just about to call it a day and leave and then text with the flat number popped up so headed up to the flat. On arrival, usual hide behind door. Once inside, got the impression another SP also works there. Didn't see anyone but the setup hinted at it. Directed to the bedroom which was dimly lit. She apologized for the delay. Reconfirmed services including the anal and handed over 100 quid. Both undressed and before I could even say a word, asks if I want OWO straight away. I said no and wanted to build up to it starting with some kissing and foreplay which we did even though it seem hurried. She kisses well and her boobs do feel good and she doesn't mind them being sucked but I didn't like the constant chat/compliments - bit annoying. Did a bit of fingering in both holes. she allows it but not too deep. 5mins later told her to start some OWO which has good technique but she didn't deep throat which was a bit of a downer. Her profile says she does it, I told her to but she kept her hand at the bottom of the shaft to limit how deep she would go. Eventually, I got fed up of pushing it so let her just carry on with OWO. We then moved into 69 so I could explore her with my tongue. Kudos to her as she is squeaky clean down there in both holes. Got my tongue in and fingered her a little too. Felt the sap rising so stopped the OWO as I wanted sex/anal and then to come back to OWO for a CIM finish. She puts the dom on using her mouth which is a nice touch. Was expecting vaginal sex first and then move into anal but she literally got on top (cowgirl) and stuck it straight in her butt. Told her I would have preferred anal in doggy which she then said she doesn't do. That was a real bummer as my pref is anal doggy. In hindsight, guess I should have agreed that at the start. Anyway, she starts pumping away. told her to slow down as I was about to cum but as it was tight inside her butt, couldn't control it and I came. Dom off, cleaned up and only around 15mins into the session. Hadn't had any vaginal sex and didn't get to do doggy anal or CIM so was a bit miffed. We then kissed a bit and I went back to sucking her boobs and fingering her hoping to get the little man up again so we could have a second chance but it just wasn't happening. After about 5mins or so, she gave up so I just got dressed. Nice goodbye lip kiss and left approx. 22/23 mins into the 30min session.
Final Thoughts
Overall, a neutral as it had the potential to be good but the few annoying things killed it off a little.
Communications
saw laura on the 7th of july.
Looks
the pictures on her site are not the most recent as the tattoo on her shoulder has become more of a sleeve although the body shots are still a true image.
The Meet
after saying our hellos and passiing monies was offered a shower which i took. on returning laura was wearing an outfit that i requested her to wear. after a little kissing i slowly undressed her giving her some r/o and rimming. see procedded to give me oral to a finish. after a rest, chat and a massage round 2 was bascally us having a bout of 69 until i came the 2nd time.
Final Thoughts
laura i find is a fun person once she gets to know you and enjoy going back to her. a decent punt and will be back again soon hoping she does relocate back to central london.
Nextdoor to Heathrow Novotel
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447503963403 / 07503963403
Nextdoor to Heathrow Novotel.
First time ever being baited to a Brazilian (or Latina) and been offered a Pole.
The attached pics give a hint of the belly and the black net dress shot a better sense of proportions. Not as hot of bod as "Ravishing Debra" that I came to see but good enough to consider checking out if I'd found her separately.
120 for 60 mins. Services confirmed in person.
Venue
Think there was at least one other in the living room but didn't hear them speak so no idea if more than one SP present.
Looks
5'4" ish, slender, pretty, angular face, platinum blonde. Natural Bs with small teats. She has an angular, pinkish mark about an inch long on her left breast to the inside of her nipple, no raised scar tissue so could be a birthmark. She has some tats on her shoulder and arm and also now has a quarter-sleeve on one of her forearms from the wrist.
The Meet
"Laura" is Polish and definitely late 30s if not more. Service wasn't as warm and genuine as the celebrated Poles in the noughties at the start but she could well've been around for that heyday. She was cheerful but started a little coolly, pressing her boobs into my face a bit quickly and forcefully like she was in a rush.
FK was more like a Thai pokey-uppy tongue to be sucked although she did suck on my lip a few times. Kissing available throughout.
Straddled my hardening dick but didn't quite frot me. Fingers to outside only. She had a shy clit that took a while to come out to play. Pussy was shaved, clean and fresh, small labia and when aroused her nubbin wasn't very pronounced.
No hesitation with OWO which was a fair amount of bobbing of the first couple of inches but no real pushing to gag herself. Swung over into 69 readily but seemed to be very sensitive to licking, thought at first she was going to fake her way through but once she realised I wasn't going to do her any harm she flinched and squirmed more convincingly and needfully until she was mashing her fanny on my mouth. We probably spend 20 mins+ on oral. She would lick my balls and tease at my gooch too. Mostly sucking with some handwork but nowt to rough or rushing, kept going without complaint until she seemingly came and could only weakly suck my knob. May have been feigned but I was worked up enough not to be bothered.
Macced up and we flipped between various mish and doggy on or at edge of bed. She did however ask that I not use too much force before I started. Snug entrance and warm inside, used a little lube at start but fine underway. Seemed to respond well to a variety of thrusting into her entrance and first few inches rather than urging me deep. She wasn't great with her timing when backing up so tempo was off but it wasn't like she was trying to prevent entry.
Time-checked with 10 to go and I hadn't popped but she was good enough to keep going, switched to OWO and this is where she salvaged the session as she seemed to be intent on me CIM (I hadn't requested or confirmed if extra). Still she unhesitatingly sucked and gaped in anticipation as I wanked into her mouth and kept sucking as I kept pumping before slumping spent. She seemed very happy with her mouthful and giggled/gargled off to the bathroom whilst my head spun.
Final Thoughts
She unguardedly gave her name as Natalia before telling me her profile name. She's heading back to Poland for a few weeks before returning to Central London. Presume the profile has been acquired from a British SP, although I suppose she might've taken citizenship as she's likely been resident long enough and her English is good.
in between Victoria/Pimlico stations
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Communications
After my escape here - I was looking for another SP... Got hold of Laura, agreed 1 hour at £140 including A/OWO/CIM. When I got towards the Victoria area and was making my way to the location that was provided (in between Victoria/Pimlico stations), I got a message that now Laura was busy, but I could meet her friend who didn't do A-levels... I messaged back saying no thanks, maybe another day. As I was about to look for plan C, she called me, saying now she is available... seemed like she was attempting a B&S having read some other reviews here.
Venue
serviced apartment vibe
Looks
the lady I saw was around 5 foot 6ish with heels, 5 foot 4 without, toned, about 40ish, blonde. Probably the same lady as in the pictures, but taken 10 years ago? Friendly/smiley, so off to a good start...
The Meet
Confirmed services before handing money over. Taken to the bedroom; asked for a towel for a quick shower (clean towel given, a few different 'mens' shower gels available), and back into the room. Asked to get comfortable on the bed, once there, asked if I wanted oral with or without (confirmed without)… decent blowjob, attention to balls, medium depth, going deep every now and again. Once I had built up a good head of steam, I asked for the condom; she asked if I wanted to go straight to anal, I asked for pussy first, and for her to go top. She rode me whilst I played with her tits, I could feel myself getting closer so asked for anal. We switched to mish, she lubed me up and helped me in. I didn't go particularly hard or fast... as I was really close she asked if we could switch to her pussy, I said I am quite close to cumming... she said 'Ah Ok' and let me continue to completion. She went for a quick clean up, as did I (I don't like the feeling of lube on me), and had a mid round massage (average, but gave me a moment to recover). Once I was ready, I let Laura know... I turned over, she played with my balls to get me started, and on to oral. Again, good technique, attention paid to balls on direction. She asked if I wanted a condom, told her I was happy for oral to completion, she was happy to oblige, eventually cumming in her mouth (she went to spit it out, I think swallow is extra, can't remember). A quick shower, and I was out at 55 minutes. Didn't feel rushed at any point, but more down to how things went; not sure what would have happened if I did overrun.
Final Thoughts
Overall a positive experience, but having read some other reviews, proceed with caution.
Pimlico/Victoria
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Communications
This punt took place last week with a stand-in for Erotic Laura (who is a regular). Laura was away so in the phone I was offered “Eve, 20 y/o, really cute smile, lovely body, no profile available yet as she is new, owo/cim/unlimited sex/dfk. £120/hr” I often book Laura (perhaps 20 times) with the maid and so I made the mistake of trusting her description.
Looks
Short, dark, in what was once a summer dress, no shoes on, looking bored. Facially a solid 3/10. She looks possibly Romanian. I thought that she was pregnant and even asked her hire many months she was along. Response “I’m just fat”. Filthy feet, and as the point progressed I noticed that she had what looks like a rash or yeast infection all over her groin.
The Meet
OK so firstly I shouldn’t have stayed but it was the usual story of wanting to bust my nut as a master of urgency. Short, dark, in what was once a summer dress, no shoes on, looking bored. Facially a solid 3/10. She looks possibly Romanian. I thought that she was pregnant and even asked her hire many months she was along. Response “I’m just fat”. Filthy feet, and as the point progressed I noticed that she had what looks like a rash or yeast infection all over her groin. I’m happy to say that I didn’t fuck her. She had no idea how to give a blow job. She tugged at my duck in a clumsy way, and kept suggesting sex, which I solidly declined. Eventually I took matters into my own hand and messed up her bed.
Final Thoughts
It was hands down the most convincing negative that I’ve ever experienced and I left pretty disgusted. I’ve posted this just in case anyone gets the same girl offered when calling for Erotic Laura. Just don’t do it, and count yourself lucky. I’ve just saved you £120 and probably any of a variety of dread diseases. You’re welcome.
Communications
Went into this punt after a period of inactivity for various reasons. Wasn't expecting much and that's more or less what I got. I had an unexpected short notice opportunity and pickings were thin, so went with Laura who was close and available. Paid £90 for the half hour.
Looks
Girl was short, dark haired, busty with lovely big tits. Not that pretty though. Mid 30s I would think.
The Meet
Comms were good. Let in on time by not the girl in the photos. But wasn't really expecting her. Girl was short, dark haired, busty with lovely big tits. Not that pretty though. Mid 30s I would think. I showered then got down to business. She was good with quite deep owo, lots of rimming (on me), dfk, ro and cim. Refused a facial though.
Final Thoughts
So a bit overpriced, not the girl in the pictures, not that good looking but pretty good service makes a neutral from me. I imagine this profile gets rotated quite a lot so no idea who you would get.
about 7mins walk from victoria tube
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Haven't punted for quite some time, since covid, but heres a review from a few weeks ago.
Venue
Theres a working shower which was fine, flat is ok and fairly clean. I could hear another person in the flat, i suspect the real laura but wasn't sure at the time.
Looks
'Laura' is late 30's, blond with massive tits 36 EE (i don't know size, just masive) and a little rotund. Not what i was expecting and not really my cup of tea either, i just double checked, should have been slim and small boobts?. I wasn't sure if i had made a mistake and did my homework wrong at the time but decided to proceed anyways.
The Meet
After shower and paper work she proceeded to go down and tried to with OW, it was only then that I heard there was another girl in the house, probably the skinny one, but money was handed over and Im naked on a bed, its kinda too late to make a fuss. At least I pointed out it should be OWO and she complied with this. Actually, she was very good in this aspect, sloppy attention to shaft and balls, i couldn't fault it, some small but not exaggerated groans, I was surprised and was going to climax really quick, so requested to jonny up and move to sex. Unfortunately i didn't feel any connection and she went on top for 1 minute in whcih i sampling her boobs (which were really really soft), but soon after she requested to go missionary (tired) before i got my fill on her assets, unfortunately, i went soft .. she really isn't my type. I still felt bad but at least she tried to make me feel better and brushed it off as normal, so Johnny came off and proceeded with CIM. As i said earlier she was good in this aspect and not long after, I unloaded in her mouth. If she had done this better I think i coud have given a neutral but she unfortunately didn't get it all. When she went out to spit it out, i was still left dripping ... and i had to clean up with some wipes myself.
Final Thoughts
In concusion, - B&S, poor replacement (not my cup of tea, but the big hooters, maybe a big plus for some) - luckily still great OWO and CIM - To her credit, she was smiling and had good attitude and was polite the whole time - I feel the punt it self wasn't as terrible as it could have a neutral. But my disappoinment mate me put a negative. I might go again if the skinny one is around, but not for same lady.
Small flat about 5 mins from Victoria station
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Communications
Quick text and within half an hour I'm at the location. Concise comms and quick responses
Venue
Small flat about 5 mins from Victoria station. Flat is on the 4th floor and the lift is broken so in 25 degree heat not the best.
Looks
Laura was very nice and sweet Polish lady, could be 29 but could also be early 30s. English was more than decent but struggled with longer conversations. Slim with a little bit on the tummy but nothing off putting.
The Meet
Got there and was buzzed in straight away, Laura was hiding behind the door waiting. Offered a shower which I declined, handed over the money and stripped off. After stashing the cash she came in and got baked too. Straight into dfk which she is very good at then wiped my cock and delivered a very decent OWO. This went on for a good 10 to 15 mins before I got to sample her pussy for some RO. She very much liked this and came quite viciously. I then said I wanted to come in her mouth and she obliged. Quick break where she gave me a massage then more OWO to get me hard again, turned into 69 and enjoyed some more. Condom on then sex in CG, which only lasted a few seconds before she got tired and then finished in missionary. All done in an hour then on my way without the offer of a shower.
Final Thoughts
The reason for the neutral was due to there not really being a connection, no fingering inside and the fact she didn't work hard on top. I think she would tick a lot of boxes for many though, offers anal for an extra 20 and has an in house duo partner.
No idea I'm afraid. She was sprung on me and I couldn't find her profile afterwards.