Cocochannel – British Female Escort in Bankside

fred_mecury

Reviewed on 03 May 2024

3/10

Met on 01 Apr 2023

£60 15m

Ibis Hotel Barking • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I contacted Gawk Mulato 3000 () for a 30 min meeting sometime in April via whatsapp, handler replied that she is working in Ibis Hotel Barking, got there and it was B&S, I met (Wetpussymaya) instead . Finding the person was hard because I had to wait for about 10 mins before Maya came to look for me since she wasn't the one I was directly chatting with.

Venue

Ibis Hotel Barking

The Meet

It was very lazied, she rolled condom on my dick immediately , did some lazy oral and I asked her to bend over for doggy , did that for a bit until I nut and left.

Final Thoughts

I started finding more info about them after the meet, As others have said , they seem to have a group that they operate as , one of them works while the others advertises and try to B&S people into meeting who is working that day. Will not recommend.

lewishamguy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

thanks for the review.

Yeah this crew is a B&S crew...but i have worked out the logic of how to know who is working despite their Gorilla warefare tactics

What was maya's back like? and was she restrictive during the act?

fred_mecury • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

her back is huge but not attractive tbh, I didn't go extra hard so I wouldn't know if she was restrictive or not

Atrueyorkie • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Unlucky mate, yeah I’ve always seen the profile of this one but due to the B&S nature of them am very reluctant to even attempt. Take Russian roulette to a whole new level

Maxadam209

Reviewed on 02 May 2023

3/10

£160 1h

Heathrow hotel • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

difficult in the past on this day I called got straight through and arranged everything within 30mins. Got to see her without any wait time.

Venue

Heathrow hotel

Looks

literally not like those pictures. Closer to a size 16-18 a lot fatter than expected but thought she looked like a proper slut so thought she might be good. Ass still fat though.

The Meet

shitty. No effort for ow, refused to go deeper than the tip. No effort when she’s on top. Minimal stamina. Just told her to bend over. Started off slow and sped up. Eventually started pounding away. Mid pound she ran toilet and said she needed to piss. Heard her pissing which put me off even more, sounded like a high powered shower getting sprayed into the toilet lol. When she came out told her go back in and clean up in shower properly which she did. Can’t just use tissue after a piss like that. Didn’t take from my time. Told her get back into doggy and was annoyed about the whole booking so I just tried to get a load out. Pounded her as hard as I could and she defo took it. Right towards the end of booking I managed to finish. I’m used to finishing sooner and getting an extra round in but she really wasn’t attractive so took longer had to think about better experiences to get off.

Final Thoughts

Pros : can take a pounding don’t think size matters much she can take a big lad in without issues. Seems kinda laid back probably cuz she smokes so much weed. Cons: No effort in anything she does. Terrible Ow. Can sometimes be difficult to book. Looks nothing like her pictures. Overall probably bottom 3 bookings I’ve ever had.

Atrueyorkie • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

You must have missed the threads where she was being mentioned, she looks tired as shit and miserable, I’m sure there was a bad report on her earlier.

And I mentioned in on the WG I saw apart of this group, whoever is taking the pictures needs a raise because they’re turning pancake booties into something that looks thick. All of them have deceiving photos. It’s best to stay clear of that whole group

Maxadam209 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Who else is part of the group? So I know to avoid

Atrueyorkie • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I think there’s a total of 6 included the one you saw. Sammythebooty, ebonyyyasmine, one called Cleo or something and couple others.

Ethiopian, Somalian, Portuguese are what they mainly assign themselves. Whether it’s true I don’t know

They’ll follow a very similar pattern/format. You’ll cotton on once you’ve seen their pages a few times

For example pricing would be 60 for 15, then 100 etc. the writing (bio) is almost carbon copy.

And the pictures are very similar, in the way they’re taken.

And sometimes some dummy will clearly a pimp or just a random random guy will place his hand on their ass. I’m not sure what value it brings to the photo but they’ll probably be one on there.

They dot about so don’t operate from one sole location but I think longest one was north London based. Southgate.

Saltnpepper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Yeah nail on the head. This lot lol

Saltnpepper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review OP . Yeah I was looking at her as a pnd as she just looks scatty but the batty is big but after reading your review I think I may swerve. Sorry to hear about the shit experience