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AsianFlowerJOY

Aylesbury - HP19
11 reviews
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5.310

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Age: 35-39

Gender: Female

Height: 5'7"

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Ethnicity: Mixed

Nationality: Thai

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 38"

Bra Cup Size: E

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 28"

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

11 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.3/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

4/10

Met on

£80 30m

china town birmingham • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

polite and efficient.

Venue

well known block of flats in china town birmingham. A bit dimly lit with red lights on for my liking.

Looks

Pictures on the website are not accurate and this is one of the reasons for my negative review which is a shame as she was really nice. I have just noticed that she has an intro video on her website which is a little bit more accurate. However she is no where near as hot as her pictures sugggest. I read the most recent review of her and thought with my little head rather than the larger one! Now another previous reveiw says shes a TS. I cant be 100%. But she wasnt built like a man, didnt have an adams apple and her tits were big but natural and saggy; nowhere near as good as they look in her pictures. She is not ugly but not as pretty as her pictures. It is definitely her but heavily photoahopped especially to make her face less angular.

The Meet

to be fair she was very friendly and in the dimness with her black robe half open she looked good. Later on when the tits came out i was dissapointed. But i had the horn and so went for it. I arrived at the flat and knocked and was greeted with the behind the door trick. Paperwork exhanged and we had a cuddle and she stripped me off and she kissed my body. No fk but i wasnt feeling it with her. She took my cock out and wanked me off gently which was nice and then onto the bed for covered oral. This didnt last long and wasnt great. Nowhere near dt and average technique. By this point after an average bj i just wanted to be out of there. She climbed on top for cow girl which was average, doggy which again was ok and finished off in mish.

Final Thoughts

A negative for me. A real shame as she was very nice but she didnt look anywhere near as good as her pics, service was average at best, the room was dark and not the usual light punts i have enjoyed with many hotties in thia building

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Reviewed on

10/10

£160 1h

street • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Rang the number and got through no problem quick chat and arranged a time to meet. She told me she’d text the address. Text through with address, confirmation of time and price and asked to ring when I arrived on the street.

Venue

Flat was clean and tidy no issues there and she has a nice bedroom setup really sets up the mood.

Looks

I was a very happy fella indeed when I saw her, the pictures are bang on and seem to be fairly recent. There was no doubting that the woman in front of me was the exact same as the pictures. She’s also really nice person and easy to talk to. Good English, probably wouldn’t have a full on conversation like you would with local girls but there was no problems in understanding each other and having a good chat.

The Meet

GFE was great from the get go, a hug some kissing and some fondling of each other before any money was exchanged. Paperwork was sorted and as I was doing OWO I was offered a shower, already was showered before but took the offer to be sure. Anyway had a fantastic time with Joy. Had a make out session and plying with each other before she laid me back and gave some fantastic head. The OWO extra was well worth it. She was amazing at it and the eye contact was cherry on top! (No CIM on offer I assume as she asked me not to finish in her mouth) Bagged up and had a great time is some great positions. Joy was loving it too or else she’s a great actor, either way was great too me beats the mechanical experience you usually get with other escorts that just want you to finish ASAP. Joy seemed to enjoy it just as much as me which makes all the difference in my opinion! When I was done and cleaned up we had a cuddle and some more kissing and a chat. I was about to ask for a massage or something but Joy took it upon herself to get the wee man back to attention and boy did she do a great job! Got another round in and a bit more cuddling. Felt absolutely no rush to leave and wasn’t chased out. Was offered a shower again which I took and yeah the experience lasted right up to I was out the door. Even when I was getting dressed again Joy was hugging and kissing me and was even rubbing the wee fella again getting him to attention  😂

Final Thoughts

Honestly if I was a rich man and had the money on me I would have got another hour right then and there! But no went on my way a very happy man and I plan to return. The only downside is she’s only here a couple weeks and looking at her tour dates she won’t be back for some time!

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Reviewed on

8/10

£70 30m

Tonbridge train station • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Good phoned up spoke to the SP was defiantly her as she had a asain accent , proposed a time and asked for half an hour all agreed and postcode sent.

Venue

Not far from Tonbridge train station a block of flats , not discreet at all , I was in the lobby asking for floor and flat number when a resident of the flats a middle aged fat woman made some comment something like oh fucks sake wonder what your hear for, I looked away and brushed off the comment but ye this would put a lot of people off I’m sure. Greeted at the flat door , tidy flat , bumped into another Brazilian SP in the hallway , who didn’t look great or ready for action dressed in a tracksuit, again not discreet but didn’t bother me.

Looks

I’d seen other reviews and people questioning if she was all female, I can see why you’d question it she stood at about 5,9ft so very tall for a Thai and a solid build I’d guess around a size 16, but to me there is no doubt she’s female from birth , her Chebbs are massive and natural and the pussy looked as good as any to me.

The Meet

Let me into the room she instantly starts DFK , I don’t mind a bigger woman and she looked quite stunning in my opinion. I handed her the reddies £70 for HH and she went to stash and I got undressed. She came back in more DFK and unleashed her bapps, had a good suck on them and they were great then she rubbered me up and began OWC , good suction and the view was nice of her chowing down n tits slapping my balls, I’m sure she would have done OWO at extra but in the moment I didn’t mind and it does help to delay your orgasm. More DFK and tit sucking on the bed I had a look and a rub of her twat which wasn’t clean shaven I’d estimate about a weeks worth of growth. Started off in doggy , then missionary with some DFK, not the tightest but enough friction , plowed away for some time with her seeming to enjoy it , then I’d reached the PONR and chucked my dirty water into the bag. She helped with the clean up and was keen to chat and in no rush to get me out of there. I got my breath back and got out of there before time.

Final Thoughts

Overall I’d give her a solid positive , the view of her sucking me off was excellent and is firmly stored in the wank bank. She doesn’t have a 15 minute rate if she did that would make her a solid PND option. She speaks good English so no comms issues , and is a rarity off a bbw thai. Aged 34 seems accurate enough to me. I would visit again but she’s touring and looks like she’s currently in Cardiff.

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Reviewed on

2/10

Met on

£120 45m

Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

Phone call. Arranged for 1hr later. Text back with postcode.

Venue

The kitchen was an utter mess.

Looks

Joy/Elena: Thai post op transsexual. Mid 30s, I guess. Big boobs E cup. About 5ft5/6. Size 16. Relatively good English. Unshaven pussy.

The Meet

On arrival I had to call to be buzzed in. Hide behind the door. Dressed in a gown which was open to see boobs and suspenders. She asked me to remove my shoes and put it near the kitchen. The kitchen was an utter mess. Shown the bedroom, then asked for the money. Joy left me to undress and retuned shortly afterwards. She asked me to take a shower and I said I had just taken one. She made a funny face, so I decided to take that shower. After the shower and returning to the room, Joy said I was still wet and proceeded to dry me. She then laid the towel down and asked me to lie on my front for a massage. I attempted to hug her and she immediately said no kissing. This is contrary to both adverts. Red flags already!!! Face down on the bed, she started a lacklustre massage with one hand on my legs working her way up. Felt her nipples on my bum and hair on my back. This was time wasting and doing nothing for me. I asked to turn over so the action can start. She said it is only massage. I said I paid £120 for GFE. Repeating myself to get the message across. Finally she said ok. She then started to handle my cock, then slipped a condom on for OW. I did not enjoy her technique and was already losing interest in the whole thing. After a while of this OW, I asked to return the favour. So we swapped sides. She spread her legs and I started RO. She was not shower fresh. I then noticed an excessive amount of lube on her pussy. During RO I noticed things were not quite right. Stopped did some checks and it is the work of a surgeon. The clit looked odd and the female anatomy was nothing like a real pussy eg labia minora, labia majora etc. I stopped RO and then decided to finger her. First one then 2 fingers. Fake moans from her end. I decided to try for sex. Mish. Went for a short while before she said I should finish. Odd I still had 30 min more. I was not enjoying mish and asked for other positions. Got a grunt and no movement. Tried to kiss her boobs, she complained that her whole upper body is sore. I asked what was wrong , another grunt. Finally I had enough, I just wanted to get out of there. I asked her to give me some OW. Positions swapped and she tried some OW and hand job. I closed my eyes thinking of another punt I had at MKE with Eden and that got me over the line. Took a shower and tried to get that horrible lube taste out of mouth. Dressed and out of there in 45min.

Final Thoughts

Will I return? Never. She does not offer services from her ads. Rushes you to finish. Not shower fresh, some BO, surgeon’s work on pussy is pretty bad. Horrible tasting lube, not a friendly person. Avoid at all cost!

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Reviewed on

5/10

Huntingdon Road • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Tempted by the Norks and also my recently acquired taste for oriental providers I went to see AsianFlowerJoy   who was working out of a flat on the Huntingdon Road.

Venue

working out of a flat on the Huntingdon Road.

Looks

she is certainly large but her tits were attractive and felt good. Also large is her face which does not come out in the photos-it is quite broad-and well -a bit manly. And her voice is not quite female.

The Meet

I had read previous reports about her size, she is certainly large but her tits were attractive and felt good. Also large is her face which does not come out in the photos-it is quite broad-and well -a bit manly. And her voice is not quite female. There have been discussions about whether she is a post-op transsexual so I had a good finger poke around down there-while I could find a button clit I could not locate her vag. Anyway her OW was very good and the tits felt natural –she would not face sit or do cow-girl so I fucked her in miss-which felt good. Once I had cum she cleaned me up-hopped off and vanished leaving me to dress-I had hoped for some post coital chat.

Final Thoughts

I suspect that she may be an ex-man-the room was dark, her voice low her voice broad and her vag area did not feel or look right-so that brings it down from a positive to a neutral

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Reviewed on

3/10

near the football stadium • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

not perfect English but enough to understand the conversation and make the booking

Venue

standard thai place near the football stadium. Parking is fine but not the most discrete when approaching the building itself. My booking was in the morning so in all, really quiet

Looks

let the negatives come pouring out. She is huge, like double/triple the size of her profile pictures. I don’t mind this but she should be more honest. Facially she is good looking with a massive arse and big tits. She was wearing a black lacy gown which looked nice

The Meet

i parked the car and stayed one the phone to her whilst getting directions which was helpful. I got led into a dark room and she started feeling me up whilst asking for the money. After exchanging, she came back and continued to get me hard and asked me to lay down naked. No kissing just occasional pecks. She did OW and didn’t mention if she did OWO. Her technique is good and kept eye contact. After a few minutes, i asked to switch to oral on her, big mistake. Because the room was so dark, it just looked like a hairy hole with rolls of fat everywhere. And then the SMELL. I make a habit of booking girls early in the morning as they are normally more fresher and up for the meet, but not Joy. It smelled absolutely rank so as soon as i got a whiff, i just used fingers for a minute because I’m too awkward to walk away now 😂. She then said lets do doggy so I obliged. She made all the right noises but she was not tight at all plus she did not like me spanking her. I asked to switch to her on top but she collapsed into the pillow saying doggy only. After more pressure she switched to cowgirl and started riding me. Again it didn’t feel that good for the first few minutes but then she started clenching her vagina which made her feel tighter so i came in the condom. No offer of a shower so i left quite hurried.

Final Thoughts

This has to be a negative because of the looks, smell and lack of effort. You can tell she is a bit of a seasoned vet so will try to get away with the bare minimum. Just avoid guys, don’t be entices by photoshopped pictures which take away like 40 pounds

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Reviewed on

5/10

£70 20m

Granville st • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Great comms

Venue

Usual Granville st apartments, so location was good. Walked into room, red lighting.

Looks

Well let’s just say she’s bigger than the size written on there.

The Meet

Usual hiding behind door. Walked in and saw her. Forgot to read what size she was on the platform. Well let’s just say she’s bigger than the size written on there. Still thought screw it let’s carry on. Walked into room, red lighting, had a little kiss and fondle. Sorted paperwork out and started to strip. Now let me tell you, if your into BBWs then she would be great, however I’m not, so I didn’t strip her. Started with OW and some biting on the old fella?!?!? OW was suprisingly good up to that point. Asked for 69 and she lied down on her back?? Well started and ended that quickly as didn’t smell so fresh down there. Needless to say the old fella went down, at which she started OW again, just that I didn’t stop her when I was about to finish, thought I’d get out of there 😁

Final Thoughts

Writing this review straight away before I forget, neutral is only due to not being my particular cup of tea and also a not so fresh smell down there.

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Reviewed on

3/10

30m

Chester

Do not recommend

Communications

I text her and she replied pretty much straight away.

Venue

Not mentioned

Looks

Not mentioned

The Meet

I spent 30 mins with her this week after a rare bit of free time. After the session , I searched her details again and there were suggestions she used to be a he. Please do the same to avoid any mistakes like I've just made.

Final Thoughts

I felt I had to warn anyone about Curvy Joy in Chester. I made the mistake of a half arsed bit of research which I will NEVER do again.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£70 30m

Flats of High St of Stevenage Old Town • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Communications

Booking via phone number on directory ad. Spoke to her - bit difficult to understand due to her accent but got there in the end- and confirmed 30 mins at £70. Address sent via text and asked me to call on arrival for door number.

Venue

Flat was small, but comfortable. Possibly a short-term let, but who knows? Bedroom cosy and clean with some soft lighting and some mood music playing.

Looks

While it's clearly her in the pictures and the video, she is A LOT bigger than she appears; I'd guess a size 14/16, big tits, probably E/F cup, big arse and bit of a belly. Probably about 5"3".She has a pretty face though. I'd say she was slightly older than the stated aged of 25, but probably no more than 28/29. Profile states Burmese / Latin, but she told me she was from Thailand. 🤷 She was dressed in bra, knickers and hold-ups and a floaty neglige thing.

The Meet

Generally seemed friendly and eager to please and is the first Asian I've seen that did proper kissing. Finished of with some more kissing then time was up. Dead on 30 mins. She had a good technique for the blowie, more slow and sensual rather than porn star DT, although she did DT for a bit. I fucked her pretty hard and deep in mish with little complaint. She can definitely take a good pounding.

Final Thoughts

Probably just about a positive due to the fact that despite her actual appearance, versus the profile, she delivered everything with enthusiasm and can take a pounding. Would I go again? Probably not, as although it's her and she has a pretty face, she's a lot bigger than the pics suggest. I also doubt she'll be around for long as I'd say she's here short- term.

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Reviewed on

4/10

Maidenhead train station • Incall

Communications

silly me, didnt ask her what size she was prior to meeting - just asked if DFK and OWO available - yes.

Venue

new apartment, entrance very dark

Looks

BBW Thai

The Meet

2 mins from Maidenhead train station. apparently there are different girls coming to this new apartment. Opened the door hidden behind and as I walked in, she really didnt give me a chance to see her apart from her face and open top with boobs sticking out. caught by surprise with a kiss developing into a tongue down my throat. clever smiling girl but when stepping back, i saw her properly (entrance very dark). Decided BBW Thai was not for me and hand a small donation and left.

Final Thoughts

this might be useful for guys that like BBW's.

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