Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Couples
Nationality: Chinese
Orientation: Straight
£60 22m
Duke St car park near the marina • Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Terrible Engrish - tried to communicate with me through her phone translator but got bored with that after the first couple of attempts at making small talk (and TBH so did I so I didn't push it.)
Nice flat in the block on the marina, no issues there. Usual "behind the door" trick
not-too-unattractive oriental SP. No way was she the "26 y.o. Malaysian, size 8, C cup very sexy girl" I'd been promised (and about the only thing she managed to say in English was "Hong Kong China" so she contradicted the text comms straight away,) but she was quite cute and short and giggly
Started OK. Decent body, about 5'2", small but pert tits, tiny bit of a belly sag but nothing too bad. Pretty average massage - more a heat-generating scrub with the inside of her fist - then the turn and on with the dom for some covered oral. Got to play with her pussy which was very lubed up (had to avoid a fairly significant pile hanging out of her arse,) then after about five minutes she hopped onboard in CG. That was when it started to go downhill. We were about 10-12 minutes in at this point, and I wasn't rushing, and she seemed disappointed I didn't shoot my load in two minutes. After 5 more mins she indicated she wanted doggy, so we pumped away at that for a few mins before she decided it wasn't happening quick enough, made me lie back down and whipped off the dom for an oily handjob. Again, seemed pissed off I didn't shoot my load immediately and got into a pretty agricultural HJ with a bit of a scowl on her face - sole purpose, get me off and get me out. Still only 20-22 minutes in, and I'm pacing myself, and soon I've got a finger quite roughly up my arse (seems to be the go-to move in these places, when they want you out) and it finally worked.
You may be wondering how it manages to be a Neutral, and yes I am debating whether to go for a straight Neg. The only way it gets a neutral is that my expectations were rock bottom, and the service was in line with that - hence the neutral. After all, there's no point flying Ryanair for £20 and then complaining it was crap.... Would I return? Not a chance. I'd rather bash one out at home and save the cash, but we never learn do we?! 😠
£60 30m
Ipswich town centre flat near the college on the marina side • Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Text message to request but reply back asking for phone call. Seems like calls are handled by another woman as command of English wasn’t so good which I’ll come to. Request full gfe service and confirmed. Easy enough though and address sent over.
Ipswich town centre flat near the college on the marina side. Plenty of parking in car park beside it. £1.70 per hour
I’d say size 12/14 with around a 36c tits.
Guided to flat entrance and buzzed up. Normal hide behind door. Couldn’t say whether it was the girl as pics are pretty crap. Didn’t look bad though but not great but figured I’d go ahead and handed over the cash. I’d say size 12/14 with around a 36c tits. Requested shower which she was a bit confused about as she said you could have one after but I really needed one which she agreed to but was still confused on. Onto the bed and she asked if I wanted a massage which I didn’t which she seemed a bit surprised by. Got on with a bit of an awkward body rub against my cock with her tits. No kissing but don’t think that’s on the likes so fine but she did go for my neck at my request which got me going. On with the rubber and she was soon riding me reverse cg but after a couple of minutes requested I get on top. Into mish which was lack lustre and could tell she was just waiting for me to blow which was quite boring. Asked her to whip off the rubber and finish me off with a hand job. Bit of baby oil and she was going hell for leather which never does it for me. Instructed her on what would get me off which she was fine with and eventually blew my load.
I think in all she probably just goes through a bit of a mechanical motion with each punt. She was friendly and some may like the whole massage thing but if you don’t then I wouldn’t really recommend but she did take instruction and I got the desired outcome so didn’t feel it fair to mark it as negative. I don’t think I’d return though.
£120 1h
just South of Inverness castle • Incall
Recommend
excellent but clearly handled by someone else as SP had limited English
Small end terrace bedsit just South of Inverness castle, tightly packed street, but discrete enough. 10 minute walk fro town Centre. Clean, small, dark place service delivered in a small blacked out-windowed bedroom. No issues
no spring chicken - maybe early forties, middle aged figure (mummy stretch marks covered by large midriff tattoo), maybe just over 5 foot but incredible natural tits. Clean shaven and fresh. Quite heavily made up, not really a looker But no train wreck
The roll of the dice paid off for once. 💃 I knew what I was likely getting (ie pot luck) so expectations were low, but after an average massage the FS was very good. DFK throughout. Covered oral was a downer - no OWO - but the shagging was terrific. She came bucketloads when she was on top. Those tits in your face were amongst the most magnificent “shirt potatoes” I’ve ever feasted on. 🎉 Big, bulbous and very responsive. Fucked in a few positions, but started to lose wood due to sheer exhaustion. She didn’t mind a finger in “Dot Cotton’s Mouth” while we were making the “beast with two backs” either. Was over the hour so lay back for a HJ finish - loads of baby oil - and nearly had a seizure when I popped. She’s no oil painting but a very enjoyable gamble. 👍
8/10 Would I go back... No. Only reason being it likely won’t be her on the other end of the profile, and once was enough for me. If you can look past her age size and looks (she’s no horror show though) you’ll have a good workout. First TOFFT for me in ages that was a good ‘un, so a positive from me. 👋
£110 1h
near the Bus Station • Incall
Do not recommend
Good comms via phone and text prior to meet. She does speak very quietly though (think 'whispering' Bob Harris).
Clean with a separate bedroom, comfy bed, subdued lighting. If you're a fat bastard you won't fit through the tiny door to the shower room and toilet!!
She's quite a large Lady, not hugely fat but I'd think she's from one of the northern provinces where they are a lot taller than the petite southern variety. Big chunky legs and thighs with love handles and belly folds. Nice natural rack though. Around 5' 6". Age around late 30s' early 40's? Lots of make up. Spoke reasonable English, smiley and pleasant.
Half hearted kissing was allowed but no tongues and mouth closed. She kept underwear on at first but removed the canary yellow dress. Fingering wasn't allowed. Opted for a hand / tit job for the first pop. Had a little rest / cuddle / tit fondle then on with the bag for OW. Not a particularly good BJ, very toothy and fast. Then went for some penetrative cowgirl. She lubed up liberally from some spray aerosol thing which ruined any sensation, bonus was playing with the tits! Soon stopped the cowgirl, off with the bag and asked her to finish with by hand. 2nd pop is always harder work for the WG with me than the first and she went into mechanical fast tug mode, asked her to slow down, she did then sped up again. Asked for oil which helped cut the friction down. By now she's getting bored and suddenly stops, grabs my hand and puts it on JT. Wants me to finish off. No way! Replace her hand and she carries on but wasn't into giving pleasure, more just wanted to finish. Came eventually, clean up get dressed and out the door.
Def wouldn't go back. That's 3 Chinese / Thai in the last few weeks that have been sub standard 😢 . Going to stick to well reviewed / known workers and rub n tug joints for a while now.
£60 30m
Westpark area • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
hi guys tried this place last week, £60 half hour ,girls name Sara, omg, great looking , very friendly, great owo, this lady could duck a Malteser through a straw, very tight pussy , great service from friendly, sexy girl , comms a little difficult ,location not easy to find first time , block of flats in Westpark area,Nice change to have decent Asian place open in the town , worth a visit guys ,
block of flats in Westpark area
great looking , very friendly, great owo, this lady could duck a Malteser through a straw, very tight pussy
great service from friendly, sexy girl , comms a little difficult ,location not easy to find first time , block of flats in Westpark area
Nice change to have decent Asian place open in the town , worth a visit guys ,
£100 1h
central Darlo hotel • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
new contact number, but absolute shite comms. Having arranged a time, I arrived at the hotel 10 mins early, texted as arranged and got no reply. I waited until 10 mins past the arranged time then I walked. At the bottom of the road, I received a “where are you,” text and a room number. I returned, went up to the room knocked and got no answer. Having stood like a lemon for a couple of mins and texted her again with no reply, I thought bollocks to this and I walked again. As I exited the lift on the ground floor, I met a gorgeous early 20s Chinese girl who was on her way in. I chanced it and asked if she was in room ***. She confirmed she was, I succumbed immediately and went back up with her.
This week’s SNB is Sasa and she has a room in a central Darlo hotel, with a different contact number from the last SNB. She said she’s here for a week.
Sasa looked early 20s and said she was 25. Good looking girl, about 5’2” ish, slim build with small/medium tits with puffy nips. Trimmed bush, tatts around belly area, no apparent piercings.
She started with B2B massage, before cc swipes quickly followed by her rimming me. After I turned over, she gave me some v nice OWO before it was on with the cover, she squatted on top of me and was so tight I had to change position or blow too soon. She moved to CG which helped, before I fucked her missionary then it was off with the bag, more OWO and I finished off in her mouth.
A good looking girl with a great body. If Olympic gymnastics ever has a pelvic floor exercise category, this girl could win Gold for China. “You pays your money and takes your chance,” holding true so far, though it so nearly didn’t happen twice because of the terrible comms. Had it not been for a lucky meeting at the lift, a great punt would have been missed. Shame she doesn’t do anal though.
Cheers for the review.
I had ignored these because the pictures did nothing for me but your review has certainly tempted me to give one a go now.
The pictures are absolute nonsense. Compare the current SNB and Filthy Mandy profiles, they have the same girl(s) whoever the hell they might have been.
Neither of the girls I’ve seen resemble any of the pics.
It really is pot luck if you do pay a visit.
Tried seeing her on Friday afternoon. Ignored texts and calls at appointment time. Eventually answered and said she was 10 minutes late.
After another 20 minutes I gave up and headed off. Got a text with room no. Texted back that I'd gone, she phoned up unhappy that I'd not waited.
Seems she makes a habit of poor comms and running late.
£60 30m
a quietish side street of 2 up 2 down terraced houses • Incall • Free parking
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
good. Got an immediate response in decent English confirming availability for a 30min punt.
a quietish side street of 2 up 2 down terraced houses with plenty of what appeared to be safe on street parking available. Pretty private entry and exit away from prying eyes.
This girl said she was called Jo Jo and aged 26. She certainly bore no resemblance to the token profile pics on the website. She is small, petite build, nice tits, facially I would say she’s more likely aged mid to late 30s, but not bad looking. Her spoken English is almost non existent which made me wonder who had been communicating with me since there didn’t appear to be anyone else in the house. Maybe it was the lighting in the place, but she had what appeared to be incredibly yellow teeth.
Pretty bland really. She got her kit off and began to suck my nips whilst she played with my cock. After a few hand gestures indicating what I wanted, we ended up on the bed where she gave me some covered oral. I didn’t return the compliment being deeply suspicious that I was within minutes of following on from a previous punter, though there was no actual evidence to confirm this. Having given me oral for a few mins, she moved down and started rimming me. This made the negative a neutral. She then produced some lube, rubbed it over my cock before another squirt into her hand which she applied to herself in a style reminiscent of a potter throwing a lump of clay on a wheel. The mood was at this point completely lost. She climbed on top and rode me CG before starting to suck my nips again at which point I was thinking that we should just get it over with. I gritted my teeth composed myself which brought about the desired result. I filled the bag.
This would have been a negative but for the superb rimming, but that wouldn’t make me return to see Jo Jo. Having said that, if the ad is still there next week, it will be a different girl. You pays your money and takes your chance.
Alfred St • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Minimal english - bookings are taken by another girl with a Hong Kong accent and then passed to her in Chinese. The tone of language indicates some degree of tension between them which didn't sound healthy.
Location was the Alfred St holiday flat we've seen so many of these dodgy chinese pass through recently.
Despite profile claims to be Japanese / Korean, this woman proved to be a Chinese woman in her late 40's from Guangzhou.
Dodo herself is friendly enough, looks her age and has a body to match. Massage skills are of the "no oil, use full weight to crack spine" style of manipulation. Anything else? Pointless and robotic
PS - the photos on the profiles are completely irrelevant
£80 30m
Very close to both the Holloway Road tube station and the Emirates/Arsenal Stadium. • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Fast replies to text.
Large building with clean and modern flats.
The WG had a pretty face, but was too old. I would estimate in her early 40's, whereas the verification photo was a girl half that age, in her early 20s. The WG's body was not fit or shapely, with flab on the belly and sag on the ass. She did have big breasts, but overall the looks and age were a huge disappointment as I had this location in my HL for a long time. And given the higher price (£80/30 minutes), I was really expecting this location to have young oriental girls.
None taken. Although both the working girl and the maid (short, fat lady) were very friendly both before and after I declined service, so I suspect that the quality of service is good if you don't mind an oriental MILF. She did say that a new girl would rotate in soon, who would be better looking. Maybe this MILF was an anomaly, so if someone is in the area, it might be worth popping in to see if younger girls are available. And the profile seems to suggest other nearby locations, which might also be worth checking out.
Maybe this MILF was an anomaly, so if someone is in the area, it might be worth popping in to see if younger girls are available. And the profile seems to suggest other nearby locations, which might also be worth checking out.
Yes I know what you mean about finding it as i was there a couple of weeks ago when a punt let me down. I got out of the car and was walking around that square trying to understand her directions ( nightmare )
When you know where it is it is very discreet parking.
I had a good time also with someone called Pin Pin