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Wild milf Carla

Birmingham City Centre - B1 (see outcall areas in Details)
41 reviews
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Age: 45-49

Gender: Female

Height: 5'3"

Weight: 9st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Green

Nationality: Hungarian

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: DD

Breast Enhancement: Enhanced

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: New Street

Reviews

41 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.0/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

3/10

£40 15m

B1 • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Whatsapp
Comms were excellent and she responded pretty much straight away with the time and location.

The Meet

Decided to book Carla and it turned out to be a bad choice. Glad i only blew £40. In to the room and she asked what i wanted which was OWO, CIM and rimming. Money handed over and then it went downhill. started with OWO and it was probably the worst BJ i have had in a long time. She just was sucking the tip and made no effort in giving a half decent BJ. awful. i said i want rimming so went doggy position and she went at it. Again awful. hardly felt her tongue so just asked her to wank me off to a finish. Got dressed and legged it out.

Final Thoughts

I know she has got decent reviews on hear and maybe i got her on a bad day ( it was late when i saw her) but i wont return.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£100 1h

street • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

Recent visit with Carla (saw her some time ago and was looking forward to a repeat experience) 1 hour @£100 + parking & clean air zone charge. Text sent and appointment arranged easily, postcode given. Easy parking on the street, you will need to download the parking app, messaged, address received, bell pressed, door buzzed open, up to flat.

Venue

up to flat.

Looks

Carla met me at the door dressed in a tight red dress, she is quite short and a bit larger than I remember from last time.

The Meet

Carla met me at the door dressed in a tight red dress, she is quite short and a bit larger than I remember from last time. I had showered earlier so into bedroom and we both stripped off, she gave me a cuddle and asked what I wanted (her English is not brilliant but we got there in the end) asked for a back massage with lots of reach unders, long deep rimmimg, ball & cock sucking with cim. This is where it went downhill a bit, she seems very jaded and everything was perfunctionary and, well, just lacking. After some vigorous use of wet wipes (no need as I was spotlessly clean) it was face in pillow and rear in the air for rimming, couldn't feel any tongue action, it felt like she was just rubbing her chin up and down there whilst making a lot of slurping noises. Gave up with that and turned over for some oral which was just as lack lustre, she was laying over my leg which was quite uncomfortable given her weight. When I finally got there she took me out of her mouth and finished me by hand so no cim either. I declined anything further got dressed and left with 20 minutes to go, will not be returning

Final Thoughts

will not be returning

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Reviewed on

£50 30m

Flat near Utilita Arena • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

No issues, all by text and prompt.

Venue

Flat near Utilita Arena

Looks

Not that appealing at all to be honest but I thought that a decent bout of rimming and a bj would do the job.

The Meet

Poor half-arsed (!) rimming and bj ensued and I just about got over the line with no CIM in sight as she dodged it. I didn’t even try to shag her as she was so unappealing.

Final Thoughts

Would I see again: No chance

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Reviewed on

7/10

£50

not far from the old BMW dealer • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

So I finally decided to get back on my punting bike having been out of action for a long time due to health issues. Decided to get back slowly and decided to see Carla who I did see before so knew what to expect. Arranged a couple of weeks ago, sent text and had reply she was free to go over.

Venue

Apartment is not far from the old BMW dealer. Was given the number to press when I arrived, answered quickly and in I went.

Looks

Carla is a short woman who I would put at early fifties, not ugly but wouldn't turn heads.

The Meet

Told her what I wanted and she eagerly obliged, opted for a good rimming off her with CIM. Started to massage my back with plenty of swipes between my legs, she then gave me a wipe down with a wet wipe and started to rim me. I lifted myself onto all fours to allow deeper probing, and boy does she do it well.After about 10 minutes of this I was ready to have OWO, her on the edge of bed with me standing. I was really horny by now so the deed did not take long, I blasted her tonsils with a good load and she kept on sucking until I was empty. She handed me a tissue before going to dispose of my load in the bathroom.

Final Thoughts

It was great to get back in the saddle, however I will go for someone younger next time, but for 50 quid you can't beat it. I would go back but don't fancy full sex with her.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£40 15m

not far from Birmingham City centre • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

easily arranged, default message and visit set up for a few hours later

Venue

Modern apartment not far from Birmingham City centre, not sure if its out of CAZ. Plenty of on street parking and fairly discreet.

Looks

She looks in pretty decent shape for her age and has a nice pair of Boobs, Quite accomdating and happily applied some non stick red lipstick. Not far off from her pictures

The Meet

We started of with some slow kissing, followed by owo, she sucks nice and slow taking it all in. Happy to push her head down. I was getting ready to cum and wanted a view of her behind, switched over to doggy and took a hard pounding, plenty of moans. Onto missionary and after a few more pumps I finished up in the bag. Kiss at the end and away I went.

Final Thoughts

Would I visit again? Yes for sure she’s reliable and does pretty much anything you want apart from pressing her boobs as they are quite sensitive.

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Reviewed on

4/10

£80 35m

Broad St / NIA area • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Great. Phoned and it went to voicemail, texts later to confirm booking and address. Directions easy enough.

Venue

City centre flat in Broad St / NIA area. Flat is clean, warm and comfortable. Area felt safe. She plays some foreign radio station or podcast the whole time I am there. Might be to cover noises for neighbours but it’s off putting and doesn’t create the right mood.

Looks

Pics are accurate body wise but perhaps a little out of date or maybe filtered re face. Her bolt ons look terrific and I was looking forward to getting stuck into them, so this added to my disappointment (see below)

The Meet

Paperwork sorted right away, I asked for a shower first, given towel and directed to the facilities. So far so good. Out of the shower and on to the bed she strips right away out of a tight dress and those super fake tits look great. She gets me hard with some light french kissing, pops a rubber on me and does some okay oral. I ask for a rimming which she does but it wasn’t particularly enthusiastic. I had showered and was super clean so this was a bit disappointing. Move to mish sex and it feels good but she’s already starting to move her arms and legs in a way that keep me from playing with her tits. Move to doggy and she starts telling to do it harder and harder, which is not my vibe and starts to make me feel rushed. On to reverse cowgirl and she keeps pushing my hands off her tits. She gets off and I end up just wanking on to her tits to cum. Clean up and out and it’s been 35 mins.

Final Thoughts

A rushed experience and one in which I can’t really play with her tits. I’m not a brute and I don’t bite, so I’m really not happy when I don’t get some proper tit time so I won’t be back.

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Reviewed on

7/10

Met on

£100 1h

Block of flats near University College Birmingham • Incall

Recommend

Communications

Fairly easy SMS booking again, booked a few hours before and confirmed

Venue

Block of flats near University College Birmingham

Looks

See 1st review

The Meet

Buzzed in, handed over the cash and washed my hands, same routine as before. Showered beforehand again like an hour before. Opted for OWO this time which she did after wiping. Not the greatest BJ, a bit toothy for me so told her to put a dom on after a few minutes. Climbed on top and that's when I tried to initiate DFK which she reciprocated but only went for LFK at most, not really deep as some previous reviews suggested. Similar routine again deciding when to change positions but I was fine with it. Went through missionary, doggy, cowgirl, then finished on her tits. Couldn't go for round two so just settled for a massage again which was pretty good.

Final Thoughts

Better experience than the first so I would rate a light positive instead of a neutral like last time. Still very good VFM but I wouldn't rush back. Probably a good back up plan overall since she replies quickly.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£40 15m

flat about 15 mins walk from the centre • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

This is my first review so feedback is welcome. Even though I have been a member of the site for a while, I am a newbie to the world of SP's so I took a safe bet...the much reviewed Carla. Comms were very good, all via text, and the meet was at a flat about 15 mins walk from the centre.

Venue

the meet was at a flat about 15 mins walk from the centre.

Looks

Carla was lovely. I'm no good at ages so I'm not going to hazard a guess but she's mature with a great body. Very well done enhanced boobs.

The Meet

I paid and Carla disappeared for a few moments after telling me to undress. I was nervous as hell and I was grateful when she came back in the room and just took control. There was FK, OW, RO and hand relief from what I remember. It was all a bit of a blur to be honest. She was so energetic and all over the place, but in a good way. It seemed like one moment she was kissing me and the next moment she was rubbing her pussy right in front of my face. I haven't a clue how long I was in there for but it seemed like a lot was squeezed into 15 mins.

Final Thoughts

I left with a smile so a strong positive from me.

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Reviewed on

9/10

Met on

£50 30m

Birmingham Jewellery Quarter • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Location: Birmingham Jewellery Quarter
Cost: £50 for 30 mins - OWO only (requested by me)
Time: 16:00 11/10/23

Girl: GILF not MILF - not my kind of lady, great big tits, but her reputation is good and wanted to indulge in a long slow blow job.

Looks

GILF not MILF - not my kind of lady, great big tits, but her reputation is good and wanted to indulge in a long slow blow job.

The Meet

Very welcoming and gets down to business. Told me to wash my hands and then wiped my cock with a wet wipe. On to the bed and her oral skills were great. I asked for deep throat. After 15 mins she took down her throat very slowly and allowed me to push my cock deeper. She almost took the whole length at one point.

Lots of licking and sucking, then down to my balls where she licked and held them in her mouth. Very sexy and starting wanking my cock.

I then stood up and had her sitting on the bed. I was ramming my cock down her throat again and holding the back of her neck.

After another 10 mins of playing and sucking I came hard and deep in her mouth. Cum was caught below on her tits.

She then cleaned us both up and I was on my way.

Final Thoughts

Great Cock Sucking skills! I will revisit,

Thanks Carla

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Reviewed on

7/10

£50 30m

central area of Birmingham. NIA vicinity • Incall

Communications

All done by text. Pretty rapid response and clear instructions.

Venue

Apartment in the central area of Birmingham. NIA vicinity. Quietly make my way into the apartment she is conscious of the neighbours.

Looks

Carla is wearing wedges and an all in one swimsuit type get up. She enjoys riding and I've got hold of her ample D cups while she is grinding away. For her age it's a decent view and she can take a pounding.

The Meet

Quietly make my way into the apartment she is conscious of the neighbours. Carla is wearing wedges and an all in one swimsuit type get up. I'm not concerned with aesthetics at this point, after my disappointments I just want a good service and to get my rocks off. Shoes off and wash my hands and make my way into the bedroom. She more or less told me it was only going to be half an hour. I hope she wasn't in one of her moods. She can be temperamental! She asked if I wanted blowjob to be covered but opted for owo which was delivered well but could have been more sloppy and more attention to the balls. She didn't spend a great amount of time sucking before she rubbered me up and jumped on top. She enjoys riding and I've got hold of her ample D cups while she is grinding away. Next I bend her over for some doggy, for her age it's a decent view and she can take a pounding. For the finale I get her to wank me off all over her tits. She cleans me up, I get dressed and tip toe out of her place and off I go satisfied with my overall nights work. At that price point great VFM you can't go wrong........Well actually you can. If she don't like you or the wind is blowing the wrong way then you are fucked. 🙄

Final Thoughts

At that price point great VFM you can't go wrong........Well actually you can. If she don't like you or the wind is blowing the wrong way then you are fucked. 🙄

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