Age: 25-29
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Women, Couples
Nationality: British
Orientation: Bisexual
£100 30m
south London • Incall
Saw British Ruby, who I was introduced to through Queenie (who I reviewed earlier)
She is a good looking English lady, 7/10 facially. Probably size 12/14 but with fantastic big breasts.
More of a PSE than anything else. As she didn't kiss me and just got to work sucking me off. Fantastic BJ though, no teeth nice and smooth Got some deep throat in. Asked her to switch to a tit wank which was fantastic in between her amazing breasts. Then lay her on the bed for a facial. she couldn't let me cover her face properly as she had make-up on for going out.
Good to meet a decent English lady who knows how to suck though.
Met on
£60 15m
SE • SE London residential split house • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Straight forward few texts, then given door number on arrival
SE London residential split house
Same as the Pic down to earth cool girl big bolt ons and a biggish arse, you can request photos from her if not sufficient.
Ruby is a cool girl id say about 5’2-5’4 size 12-14 from London can hold a good conversation and provides the services she lists. Services provided were OWO, and sex in various positions, I have seen her a few times and have had CIM/facial finish or pounded to completion, She wont set your world alight but is a perfect option if you need to let off some steam and grab hold of a solid girl she isn’t for the slim lovers but isn’t fat in my eyes just carrying a bit of weight like all of us lol.
Would I recommend: Yes for a PnD let off some steam
Would I go back: Yes
Any questions do ask.
£220 2h
Tulse Hill • Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Got number via website message. I have a lot of feedback again so not sure if this fast tracked me to getting the number and made me avoid sending a selfie and shit as she has requested off others 🤪 🤪 .
Her gaff, rent probably subsidised by the state. middle floor flat in one of those three-story builds. Walking distance from Tulse Hill station I believe it was. I found parking okay. Discreet enough I suppose as although a residential street it has a certain outer London winding road with trees characteristic. The people in the other flats in her building were probably at work when I went in the AM so can't guarantee if will all be as discreet on the inside as it was for me walking up. The deed was done in her personal bedroom with child's things around as others reported 🥴 .
Body definitely not on the level of the one solitary picture presently on her profile but I expected as much. I suspect she was quite good looking in her youth but hard life took its toll. She has reversed this somewhat with a boob job that was good quality in my judgement but I'm no expert. Overall she is quite rectangular. Would not classify her as curvy. Legs are approaching on the chunky tree way. Milf gut and if I recall correctly a belly button piercing (could be remembering that wrong). Her face would be her best characteristic I'd say and that nothing to shout home about. 7 at max/ a generous push.
Cool woman, felt quite casual. Exchanged money and showered. Sex was good. She rides well for a largish woman who isn't particularly athletic. Can take a pounding from behind. Pretty loud fuck. Oral Without was so-so. Paid attention to it all down to the balls but was somehow nothing particularly of note. I think every time I cummed it was CIM. Not particularly clear if or how much she swallowed. Hygeine was so so. Pussy (or ass) had a little whiff to it when I was digging it out from behind and I did notice the bottom of her feet were quite dirty.
Nice woman, decent service, by no means ugly. But nah, the price alone takes this one down to a negative. I am not one to complain about prices, but rather I just call it when it's ridiculously poor VFM. Good luck to her nonetheless. This prossie is British prossie surcharge price personified. If she were EE no one would come through the door.
£60 15m
Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
I can't comment on any other services than those I experienced below. I didn't try to kiss Rosie as I didn't fancy her from the get go and would have walked if my conscience hadn't got the better of me. She is clearly a single mother and needs the cash for her kid. As I'd only booked for 15 minutes, I didn't have the heart to walk.
The one bed flat is her home. Clean and cared for but full of all her 4 year olds toys and paraphernalia. REALLY off putting
I found Rosie very plain: Plump faced, small mouthed with fine textured, blonded and scraped back hair
I'd guess 30ish not 25
Has a short and stumpy physique - firm not flabby but just not my type at all
Not remotely seductive in her approach or language
Covered in crap tattoos
Rosie gave me a good sloppy deep OWO to completion - cum on body - without complaint
Smiley and friendly woman
Clean and fresh down below
Fingering allowed
Was happy to have her legs spread and pinned back in missionary
Pleasantly submissive and would take direction I reckon
Excellent and clean bathroom facilities
I had major doubts about this before going ahead but fancied shagging a British chav for a change. It was something about the OP's comment about her being a bit of a club casualty (like me) 😁 which got my fantasies flowing. I wish I'd kept my money and gone for one of my preferred types - a lithe, gym bunny seductive "performer". Rosie is more dumpy housewife than club casualty imo.
If you have similar tastes to me in terms of looks and body I would probably steer clear.
Definitely no return for me.
Sounds like you got exactly what the previous reviewer and poster said you would get.
What do you mean by small mouthed?
What was her approach / language actually like? If you could elaborate more
Yes the childrens toys will kill the fantasy and bring back the reality that realistically 98% of escorts probably only do this job for their children /family.
Thanks for the review
Yes, hence my stated apprehension, however punting is sometimes ... well ... puntingWhat do you mean by small mouthed?I mean she had a small mouth, rather than one with full sensuous lipsWhat was her approach / language actually like? "Sorry I was a bit late, I had to dry my hair" "Sorry about the toys, I'm gonna get boxes" etc. Banal, not sexual.Yes the childrens toys will kill the f...
Sounds depressing. Unlucky OP.
To be honest, i wouldn't say depressing. I do get low when seeing a girl who is in poor circumstances and being pimped.
However, Rosie was friendly, independent, living in a nice flat and seemed happy enough.
I simply didn't fancy her.
Tulse Hill has some dodgy parts. What was the location of the punt like? If it was anywhere near the big estate make sure you go in the daytime 😂
Nice and quiet gentrified middle class area.
Parking difficult weekdays though. Pay&Go App. £3.50p/h
£60 15m
near Tusle Hill station • Incall
Would repeat
All by text/whats app. Could be fast or could be slow at replying. At one point a number I had just went dead and she had a new one on her profile a week later.
Her personal flat in a house split into flats. She left the communal door open slightly so I could come in and straight up to her flat. Its a 1 bed flat so her bedroom she works out of is also her kids room with a kids bed and toys everywhere which was really uncomfortable.
I'm awful at describing people. But she had strawberry blonde hair and a lip piercing. A few tattoo's. Kind of looked like someone who would love clubbing but has now reached 30 and had a kid. Boobs were nice, although fake, classic too sensitive to play and suck though. Born and raised in london, a bit chavy. If you ask over whats app she will send you face pics.
She was very sweat and nice to talk to once you get past the awkwardness to start. Doesn't mind having a proper snog. Pretty tight pussy to say shes had a kid. I think shes pretty shy about meeting new people and lets you lead. I prefer the lady to lead and get me into it. No sucking or squeezing to hard on her boobs due to sensitivity. It was her flat and she had a young kid, works on days the dad or grandparents look after the kid. Its a 1 bed flat so her bedroom she works out of is also her kids room with a kids bed and toys everywhere which was really uncomfortable.
Got the job done, pretty cheap and wasn't watching the clock. I know the negatives will put others off but I would probably go again. But it wasn't the best punt.
Thanks OP
Is she slim or chubby or bigger?
How would you rate her looks?
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I would give her a 5/10, shes not bad looking but she's just very average every day english girl. She's not thin but shes not chubby either.
To add the the review above, shes not in oval as her profile suggests - she lists that so no one she knows will find her.
I can answer that, I saw her in April, she was a Positive for me, but didn't review as she didn't seem like a kind of girl. She's quite ordinary looking and quite chunky (kept the cami on for a bit in the way that bigger girls sometimes do...), I wasn't sure on the way in, but I came out really happy after 1h. Basically it was comfortable, probably the most relaxed punt I've had (in my 6 months to date), very natural, friendly, a bit of everything, she seemed to enjoy herself and so did I, and I only realised the hour was up as the TV news came on, she didn't call it. So I guess if it's stunning looks or wild action you're looking for, not the right call, but for a chilled GFE she's pretty good. I believe the advertised age, I think she is a 25 year old who's had a kid, she doesn't seem worldly wise enough to be 30, but I do agree with the OP, she is remarkably tight even if you didn't know she was a milf.
I pulled the trigger, as she's local, but wish I hadn't.
Review to follow but a very underwhelming neutral.
In a nutshell: She's a pleasant, clean and honest 30ish woman but I didn't fancy her for a second and the venue is the un-sexiest flat imaginable.
Cheers for the review op.
I know your review isn't a glowing positive but probably a positive change from the usual Eastern European or south American.
Can't wait to see your review.
Also should have added she seems genuinely low volume and no clock watching or rushing at all.
I definitely could have stayed longer but not sure if that would have included additional action or just her telling her life story with twat.
On the hygeine issue was the whiff pussy or ass ?
Not clear.....hence my phrasing. I just know it whoofted up during doggy.