HotAndKeen

Luton (South) - LU1
7 reviews
6.410

Age: 30-34

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Nationality: Polish

Orientation: Bisexual

Reviews

7 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.4/10
AVERAGE RATING
4/10

£140 1h

High Wycombe • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Found myself in High Wycombe with an opportunity to punt and had been considering HotAndKeen for a while.. Her previous reviews suggested she’d fit the bill.. Arranged an hour by text, £140.. Asked about CIM, DFK, sex and RO. She made some fuss about ‘only receiving RO’ (?).. Is there another way to do it? ..thought we’d try clearing that up at start of meet..

Venue

Rocked up, knocked and followed her upstairs.. had been a little dark to see her properly at door.. Into the room..

Looks

Body was close but face and complexion wasn’t quite right.. clearly a Latin accent and a different Brazilian women.. maybe 5’4”, 8/10, early thirties, C cup..

The Meet

Rocked up, knocked and followed her upstairs.. had been a little dark to see her properly at door but I’m already thinking ‘are you the women in the pics’?! Body was close but face and complexion wasn’t quite right.. Into the room, cash handed over and the sinking feeling continued.. clearly a Latin accent and a different Brazilian women.. slightly gutted..Bait and Switch! Haven’t managed to match her to a profile but body was ok; maybe 5’4”, 8/10, early thirties, C cup.. gave covered bj, mish, doggie.. No CIM, no RO.. She didn’t really engage or initiate and seemed pretty disinterested and tired..Ho hum

Final Thoughts

Onwards and upwards..

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2 comments
8/10

£80 30m

HW downtown • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

This is the worst part, be warned. And you might have read about it in other reviews here. You can only do it in case time is on your side and you might have time to waste. It really is. I tried for a while to book something in. One lucky day in summer it worked. I got her on the phone and we agreed to meet straight after our call. Perhaps that's the only thing that works. You know she is there; she is free; she agreed to me - speculating of course. All other bookings I have tried with her, before and after: failed! 💣

Venue

Location was described previously. HW downtown. Tricky to find a parking, but others have suggested where to go. Area, house and room a bit on the cheaper side. But tidy room, no complaints

Looks

It's the lady in the pictures, age maybe +5 I'd say. Nice body, as you can see in the pictures. No face picture, but I was pleasantly surprised. Some wrote about her face, but I don't see the point. I liked what I saw, body and face - and even tried to go back, although no success so far.

The Meet

She did all I wanted. She describes her services well in her profile. She smiles a lot, kisses a lot, owo, ro. All what I was looking for. No clock watching, so positive throughout. She was pleasantly surprised with my requirements and my style, at least she mentioned it. We had a bit of a chat before and afterwards. Real GFE I'd say.

Final Thoughts

Would I go back? Indeed I would, but who knows if this will happen. She several times texted that she will be travelling, which means that it is even likely to catch her. And appearance on website is sort of random also. Good luck 💃

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0 comments
5/10

£80 30m

High Wycombe near West Wycombe Road • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

The SP rarely seems to work and then on random days without warning, so I'm assuming she's got a proper job and does this part-time. One day, by chance, I saw her green light on and her tel. number displayed so sent her a text. I made 30mins booking (£80) around 90mins in advance. I arrived and parked then texted her to let her know. No replies to texts or calls for almost 30mins (I live a bit of a distance away hence waiting longer than usual) and then sent a message telling her she was a timewaster and drove off. Round the corner, I heard my phone ping and she had texted to say sorry she had fallen asleep. One automatically thinks it's because she's seeing another client but her excuse may have been genuine. She said she could see me and, wth the blue pill taking effect, I thought why be proud.

Venue

Dark, depressing terraced house in grotty, rundown area of High Wycombe near West Wycombe Road. Inside the house, the stairs are a death trap; they're virtually vertical with narrow steps and I almost fell arse over tit on the way out. It wasn't possible to have a proper shower as the head didn't work properly.

Looks

Tall, black-haired Polish girl aged in her early 30s. When I saw her previously, I recalled her as being plain but four years on, my view is more harsh and would say she is fairly ugly. Body is slim, some would say skinny, and her breasts (B-size) are a nice handful. Her English is passable and she is very friendly.

The Meet

Services were enthusiastically and competently delivered. Nice OWO blowjob, responsive to RO and full on DFK, including in vigorous cowgirl. There was some eye contact during sex.

Final Thoughts

Positive for service alone but rating a neutral due to the SP keeping me waiting for 30mins without update and discount and the premises are crap. A lesser factor was her lack of attractiveness to me. Due to a lack of options on a day I wanted a punt, I did revisit the SP a few weeks later and this time there were no delays. Service was good but the shower still hadn't been fixed - just buy a new shower head FFS. 👎 Aside from the fact I don't fancy her, the crap house and the rundown area just depressed me and I won't be returning.

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1 comment
9/10

hilly high wycombe • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Id hotlisted her a while ago but what i found to be the extremely harsh comments about her looks had kept her in the back. But somedays well most for me a 5 that i have never seen is more exciting then a 9 i have, so off i went to hilly high wycombe. Comms all precise she not west wycombe rd nomore but not far from there. Parking no restrictions but you have to drive around for a spot.

Looks

think that nerdy geeky girl with a banging body lovely body great tits and arse slim very pleasant girl to, no complaints from me.

The Meet

Girl so i arrived an hour earlier then my normal punt time incase i had to do a u turn, door opened hiding behind it and.. i was pleasantly Suprised 👍 think that nerdy geeky girl with a banging body lovely body great tits and arse slim very pleasant girl to, no complaints from me. I came for a gfe and that's what i got 👍 lovely dfk throughout the punt heres the thing lisa Polish dfk but you know its part off the script with this one it all felt natural like she really into it aswell. Nothing was to much trouble for her all the postions i wanted owo on tap with loads off attention payed to the old balls. I really got the impression she was into it and enjoying things. Really enjoyed that body loads off postions she making the nice sensual moans all accompanied by dfk.

Final Thoughts

In conclusion i had a great time 🎵 if some of you fellas think she a bit off a munter thats fine you lot keep queuing up for Lisa Polish il make sure this one gets all the loving she needs 😁

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5 comments
7/10

£80 30m

HW • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Venue

not the best part of HW, on street parking poor, but car still there when I returned

Looks

pleasant polish girl, actual age she states as 33, no reason to disbelieve her. From past reviews I'd heard the body was fit but the face not so appealing. Whilst not a stunner facially I was pleasantly surprised. She's tall, well taller than me, slim and with a super arse and firm natural B cups with largest bullet nips not an inch of fat but not anorexic either.

The Meet

stated early I wanted fingering, CIF etc and she readily agreed. After a reasonable BJ, ball licking, shaft licking I was ready to slip in a finger and she accepted. Decided at than point her pussy was tight enough to to be worth a shot so had her riding me. The finale in front of the mirror was wanking myself to a huge facial/CIM, the volume surprised us both... But she took it like a champ despite the fact some had gone on her hair

Final Thoughts

I'd probably return, although at £80 for 30 minutes but no extras cost, she probably not such bad value and better than trying some unknown Rom

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4 comments
6/10

30m

near a pub where they have "exotic dancers" • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Communications

Fancied a quicky so selected H&K from my HL . Arranged by text requested half hour as my hopes weren't high for her looks.

Venue

Lidl nearby easy for free parking just a short walk to her flat, unfortunately on main road so not particularly discreet but unless someone knows whats about to transpire inside who gives a f@ck. It's near a pub where they have "exotic dancers" so you get get horny there and visit her to unload.

Looks

She welcomes me in wearing skimpy underwear, seems pleasant enough a little skinnier than I imagined. Defo not a looker but certainly unfair to call her ugly, her teeth let her down as they aren't a great shape (bit goofy)but no means offputting.

The Meet

After a bit of kissing and a mutual feel up to warm things up she moves to OWO. I then expose her little gash with her lying back and flick her bean for a bit while she continues, then move to 69 for a but of RO....no issues. Mac on and pump her in mish then doggy then back to mish (such imagination I have) before she finishes me off in her mouth. She takes the lot no probs before leaving to deposit the protein into the kitchen sink.

Final Thoughts

Would recommend for VFM but I doubt if I'll return. 🍻

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1 comment
6/10

Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

Good coms

Venue

grotty flat

Looks

She's got a hot body but in all honesty she's ugly as fuck facially. My opinion only of course. She's a sweet girl and has fantastic bullet nips (when hard), decent snatch and nice arse. pics of her body are accurate but her face is a bit of a let down.

The Meet

She's a sweet girl and has fantastic bullet nips (when hard), decent snatch and nice arse. I've seen her twice - but I'm not sure why - I guess I knew she'd give a decent service - which for me as P&D. She doesn't mind spanking - which was nice and CIM was on offer and taken.

Final Thoughts

Not sure I'd go back - but she does have a very fit body - pics of her body are accurate but her face is a bit of a let down. Positive from me based on the fact I went back twice.

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