Age: 25-29
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Women, Couples, Groups
Nationality: Brazilian
Orientation: Bisexual
Nearest Rail Station: Centrally London
£250 1h
Gloucester road • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Good, messaged in the morning fast reply, asked to message 30 mins prior to confirm - we'll come back to this.
the flat was tiny with a very small sofa and mezanine floor with bed jammed in.
In just a dressing gown, no make up.
So this one happened on a Saturday towards the end of March, the day in question had tube works on the circle line meaning it was closed from Victoria to Gloucester road. This made my travel much longer and I was unable to message at 30 minutes to confirm. On arrival at Gloucester road I had a load of voice notes from her asking where I am, how she was sad etc etc. I apologised explained the issue and confirmed for 30 minutes time, happy to wait. So, 30 minutes go buy and I hear nothing. Send a message to check and she says to come on in. Now this is where it started to get weird.. Firstly, the door wouldnt open. No matter how many times she pushed the buzzer it just wouldnt budge. Fortunately its a very quiet street, if it had been a busy location I'd have been out of there. After 10 or so minutes, she eventually came down herself to let me in. In just a dressing gown, no make up. After walking in the door she noticed a parcel for her at the door, asked me to carry it up. God knows what was in there the thing weighed an absolute tonne. Eventually I arrive in the flat, she was welcoming but very scatty, and completely unready despite the additional 30 minutes. I take a shower and then wait on the sofa for at least another 20 minutes whilst she gets ready. Shes contantly moaning about the 30 minutes she needed confirmation, despite getting another 30 and still not being ready, how shes ugly, all not exactly getting me in the mood. Now, part of the reason I went for her was the videos of her flat with the pole, sofas, etc. None of this is there, the flat was tiny with a very small sofa and mezanine floor with bed jammed in. Slightly disappointing as my fantasy of a poledance turned fuck was out the window. Eventually she comes down, 20 minutes into the meet and I'd confirmed lapdance, strip, OW. The lapdance was okay, quite heavy handed and rushed and she tried to begin OWO even though I'd confirmed for W. Had to remind her of this choice. Eventually we moved upstairs for more OW and then cowgirl followed by doggy with a pop in the bag. I'm not normally a 2 pop guy, I probably could have gone another round but honestly, just wasnt feeling it after the fiasco of the meet.
All in all, very disappointing. Flat no longer as advertised and a very strange girl. Should have bailed when the door didnt work.
£500 2h
Emperor’s Gate • Incall • Parking available
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
I met Linda before, in May, she was outstanding then and I’d been promising myself a return for a duo and hopefully use more of the flat’s luxurious facilities. Comms, easy, WhatsApp with Linda, I asked if she could organise a friend to join us, she suggested one who I rejected and then Jessy with whom I had an aborted punt but she looks hot and I really fancied a go on her and tantric talents saw her and was positive. Linda asked me on the morning of the punt if she could bring in another girl in case Jessy flaked, I agreed. Jessy flaked, so a pattern is emerging. Amanda stood in, a sexy, thick size 10 with long, silky dark hair, thirty something Brazilian civilian, with medium sized good quality bolt ons, good, thick arse, soft skin, sparkling eyes, good teeth and no profile. I was asked to arrive 30 minutes after the appointed time, I suspect because the replacement arrangements were rushed.
Place, a sex capsule on Emperor’s Gate. The action areas were the lounge featuring a proper stripper’s pole on a plinth, two large sofas, fully stocked bar, disco style lighting, massive TV, music and lots of mirrors and the bedroom with a king size bed with ornate headboard and mirrors on all four walls plus the ceiling. The separate shower room has a walk in multi person shower and more mirrors. The whole place has all the accoutrements that a dirty old fucker like you or I or a porno Lawrence Llewelyn-Bowen would design in a punting pied a terre in town, bar a jacuzzi and oil pit.
Amanda, a sexy, thick size 10 with long, silky dark hair, thirty something Brazilian civilian, with medium sized good quality bolt ons, good, thick arse, soft skin, sparkling eyes, good teeth and no profile. Linda, tall, at least five feet ten plus heels, mid thirties, big brown eyes, pretty face, quite a square jawline, pumped up lips, brunette with blonde highlights, loads of extensions with big bolt ons, a great Brazilian arse, flat gym toned stomach, long legs, smooth all over a few tattoos and pierced nipples and pussy.
Linda as described previously, tall, at least five feet ten plus heels, mid thirties, big brown eyes, pretty face, quite a square jawline, pumped up lips, brunette with blonde highlights, loads of extensions with big bolt ons, a great Brazilian arse, flat gym toned stomach, long legs, smooth all over a few tattoos and pierced nipples and pussy. She is also scatty as hell and a bit of a nutcase, in an endearing and fully engaged way, very much in charge of Amanda, like the whoreserer and the apprentice. Action, walk up, it’s a bit complicated but follow your instincts, in, met by Amanda in a LBD and heels, possibly not long since she arrived, DFK, grope near the large mirror in the hallway. Linda was in the shower, she called out and greeted me naked and glistening as I popped my head round the corner, asked Amanda to make me a drink which she did then a few minutes later all three of us were in the shower and they were taking turns snogging and sucking me off whilst I enjoyed both the view and the slippery groping. After a good time of vigorous mutual cleaning we dried off while Linda slavered herself in body lotion and Amanda and I went to have a drink and make out on a sofa. We've all dreamed of fucking a stripper fresh from the pole and I've done it a few times in Eastern Europe but never in the actual room, so that fantasy became reality. Linda, dressed in a strappy leather ensemble joined us after a quarter of an hour of excellent head and ball sucking in various sitting, lying and standing positions from a naked Amanda and told the music system to play some stripper music as she mounted the podium and started slut dropping. As Linda gyrated and stripped Amanda and I were instructed to move to the sofa facing the pole and the mirror behind it and she was instructed to continue sucking me off with her arse and pussy reflected in back shot. When Linda was naked we had a drink, the strip and the tease were followed by me being snogged, sucked off and fucked in a full on, no holds barred festival of filth. Deep tonsil tennis, single and double owo, tongue and face slapping using my cock as a weapon of mass seduction, ball slobbering, rimming, all reflected in the big mirror behind the pole. Then into the bedroom for fucking in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy and missionary, a big blue vibrating thing came into play as did a variety of top quality condoms, including one that apparently costs £45 and a few lubes with a range of smells and tastes. A fearsome belt of strap ons emerged ranging in size from average to Godzilla, they remained unused on anyone, especially me. While one had my cock inside her the other was kissing me or her or us both or licking my balls or arse, all reflected in the myriad mirrors. When I was close to ready we returned to the lounge and they worked my cock orally, I stood and they knelt heads together, tongues out, looking up at me as I delivered my torrents of gratitude for their efforts over their faces, mouths and bodies, it was like a porno and it was fucking epic.
I arrived back at my car as the text telling me the two hour parking session would expire in less than ten minutes. Cost, £250 each, all inclusive, this quality of girls, this level of attitude and engagement in this venue in this punting climate, Braziliant.
is Jessy Party Girl the same SP as Amanda ?
No, Jessy flaked, Amanda stepped in, she's a civilian without a profile.
Ha makes sense 👋 Danke
Sorry JS maybe couple random questions, did u have to change condoms when going between girls and any A level, any lesbian action and what did the civvy girl look like.
Your feedback and reviews always brill
Thanks, yes to condom size, I declined A levels, bit of kissing, pussy licking and stroking, average Latina with great teeth and attitude.
3h
Gloucester Road • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
All on whatsapp, rapid responses
Really good fun with Lynda and her friend, who doesn't seem to have a website profile. Enjoyed every minute of the meet. I found her profile was quite honest, and she did the services we agreed on beforehand. Can't say the same about the other escorts I've seen lately 🤦
Overall a great attitude, will definitely visit her again
dead link bud
How much for the two? She's £250. What did they/you do?
A bit odd. His two former reviews were full and proper reviews
Met on
£200 1h
5 min walk from Gloucester Road Station • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Received quick response, agreed on the requested services and the outfit.
A Reminder, she lives on the upper floors, so take the elevator. Because I couldn't find the elevator, I took the external staircase which had transparent windows through which you could literally see outside. it was a scary view. I was facing down throughout as I climbed the stairs, so if any of you are afraid of heights, just take the elevator which should be on the first floor. The outfit, the room with led lights, the music, and the overall atmosphere were all fantastic.
8/10. Her pictures are accurate. Found her very attractive. Personality: Relaxed, laid-back, and very slutty 🥴
When I looked her up on this site, she had 1 negative review. I was a bit apprehensive but decided to give it a go. I Texted, agreed on the services, and arrived at the location within an hour. Outside the building, I called to asked for the door number, and she said she's out and was on her way. In the meantime, I should go to her friend's apartment and wait. In my head, alarm bells were going off, and I thought to myself, " This might be a B&S, No wonder she got a bad review". But Since I was already there I decided to go in. A Reminder, she lives on the upper floors, so take the elevator. Because I couldn't find the elevator, I took the external staircase which had transparent windows through which you could literally see outside. it was a scary view. I was facing down throughout as I climbed the stairs, so if any of you are afraid of heights, just take the elevator which should be on the first floor. Anyway, when I arrived at her friend's door, she told me that Linda's flat was upstairs, so I went up. I waited outside her apartment. After about 5-10 minutes, I noticed her exiting the elevator with a couple of parcels dressed casually. It was an unusual situation, but I found her very hot. I assisted her with the package inside. She then guided me to the bathroom. she showed me the toiletries and the men's perfume she wanted me to wear after I have the shower, which I thought was rather amusing. I handed her the paperwork, and she went to change her outfit. I must emphasize that she is there to please. The outfit, the room with led lights, the music, and the overall atmosphere were all fantastic. She even offered me a beer, apologizing for her lateness and telling me not to worry about the time. The session started with lap dance followed by 🤪 DFK, DT, 69, head hanging over the couch BJ, rimming both ways. Then we went on to doggy, mish, lazy doggy, and sideways. She must have been completely turned on because, despite the fact that it was not on her list, she herself requested asked for anal. I was surprised when she offered this, but I went ahead with it; no complaints from me. We both finished after a while. She had a leg-shaking orgasm. She complimented me and thanked me saying she could finally get a good night's sleep. Despite the fact that I went 15-20 minutes overtime, she did not rush me. I then took a shower and then left. 🍻
Overall, it was an excellent session. I would definitely highly recommend her. Her prices have risen since I met her. From £200 to £250 with few extras. Unfortunately, I would have been a regular if it hadn't been for this. The only drawback I can think of is her voice.
Looks very tidy? Thanks for the review!
How was the DFK???
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At the beginning during the lapdance she did sensual Lfk. She even prompted to take it slow to build the tension. Later on during sex, it was full tongue on tongue action. 👍
what's the matter with her voice?
i'd hazard a guess it's disconcertingly masculine
I won't say its off-putting. But it sounded strained and less feminine. With the accent included sometimes it was difficult to understand.
Hmm big hands too
Met on
£250 2h
Emperors Gate - South Kensington • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Comms through Whatsapp. Superfast replies except on the day which I'll explain later. I was booking for few days in advance and also confirming services. She likes to reply with voice messages. She accepted but wanted me to confirm 1hr before the meeting time. Felt like she is a same-day booking type person but I kept her updated so you can book in advance.
The apartment is ridiculous. She has a crazy setup.
Decided to see her based on the review I've linked at the bottom and I think it describes her appearance and the place perfectly. here
Age: Profile states 26, tbh no clue but not older then 35.
Nationality: Brazilian
Finally in the apartment and wow she has a cracking body. Told me I had to shower. Sorted paperwork. Come out and tells me to sit in the lounge. Crazy led light show going on. Huge TV playing loud music. Had fancy designer style furniture, a bar in the corner, and a stripper pole in the other. She comes back and she's changed out from the lingerie into a very sexy pink dress which I can only describe as stripper wear clothes. She gave me a tour while she had a quick smoke and water for us both(I'd prefer all WGs not to but I didn't ask her to not smoke). Now the fun part begins. I am sat down on the sofa while she sets the music to begin a lovely show by her. She wasn't doing any fancy moves on the pole but she was giving a very erotic performance as slowly pieces came off and she would smartly show off her assets. She would come in tease kisses, tease OWO(mouth on the tip just touching). Finally let me touch, boobs in the face, grinding body all over More OWO teasing, then standing on the sofa she shoved her pussy in my face. She did a bit more grinding and she had her pussy on top of my dick(I think there's a name for this move but don't know it) and told her to not do that for health reasons(she let me she doesn't do bareback) so she moved onto some OWO finally. It was good she takes it deep. Don't know how long this went on for but finally moved into the bedroom. Mirrors everywhere including the ceiling. Get more OWO before turning it into 69. Tell her it's time to fuck, dom on and start in cowgirl. I think her pussy wasn't that tight, can't remember if she used lube. She directed me to look at the mirrors and it got me more excited especially when you look at the ceiling mirror. It's a great fucking view. Told her to switch to doggy and she has lots of pillows and positioned herself boobs on the headboard. This was great as well as you could really pound someone in this position. Finally popped. Cleaned me up and gave me a massage. Now she's a bit of a character, can talk quite a bit, and also does not have the same attitude you expect from most WGs. My time was most likely up but she was just letting me chill while she had another smoke. Showed me her other bedroom, more talking about whatever. Showed me her wardrobe of lingerie(I was thinking if she was going to allow another round) asked me what color I like. She changed into it and just sat there with more talking before she started a HJ. I was like yes and she asked if I can cum again(I hate this question as it puts pressure). I can pop twice 70/30 in my experience in an hour but the lady just has to get me hard again first. She didn't really agree and gave off the vibe that didn't want to try(need to believe in me) but she did start OWO but the vibe wasn't right and it wasn't going to happen. She still hadn't told me to fuck off and was just laying next to me and I gave her ass a squeeze and she told me she wanted me to lick her pussy. I obliged and got down to business. I am pretty sure she fell asleep during this(not full sleep if you know what I mean), again she had told me earlier she had woken up at around 3pm and only woke up because house cleaner woke her up so I the house cleaner one otherwise this meet probably wouldn't have happened. Asked if she was awake lol, continued for a bit and finally decided to take a shower. Got dressed and she said next time we can do more.
There's a lot to say about this one. She's my most expensive punt so far(my budget has increased for recent punts due to a nice bonus this year but only temporary) and she actually justifies it in terms of venue/experience. I paid for an hour but I was there for two hours, but also a lot of it was non-action. She definitely dominated the proceedings and if I am able to have a bit more control I'd prefer more punts this way. Definitely a unique experience and I would like to return but she is expensive and I am wary as with all punts if the second time will be as good as the first time.
Pleased you enjoyed, looks like along with the name change she's added £20 for DFK, after checking your teeth and mouth 😁 and £20 for owo and taken cim and off in the body of her profile, although it is still in her likes list, my punt was £250 all in, no extras.
This SP was £200 all in a month ago (and on the HL). Now she's £290 for a basic service
...and for that reason I'm out
£200 all in was great value given the standard of the service and venue, £250 just about ok, £290 is way over the top, suspect she has a few sugar daddy type arrangements funding her and she's playing the market with us punters.
Would need someone to confirm if there are now extras. £20 for OWO and £20 for DFK. The venue and subjective experience she offers I personally don't think anyone WG charging £200 and below are matching that. Even £250 for 1hr is probs too much for me(although it seems from my experience and her other review that you're there for way longer than an hour).
Incall
Do not recommend
Easy enough comms on the day via text. Simply put, we made arrangements to book, she asked me to come over. Got there then got a message saying that she got a better offer and she couldn’t see me again. She said she would see me tomorrow but never replied the next day.
Wasted my time.
Wasted my time.
She told you she got a better offer 👎 👎 what a reliable lady 👎 you tried to book her again? I hope you planned to cancel that last minute telling her you recieved a better offer 🙄 🙄
Sorry to hear mate!!
Sounds like the old chestnut of trying to 'book' Latin WGs 🤦 ... Looks very nice though,if pics are accurate 😉
Out of interest what was the time difference from she asking you to come over and you arrive there?
Cheers!!
Only 10-15 minutes
Possibly just enough time for someone to say to her, 'I'm here now on your street!!" 🤦
How accurate are the pictures OP...? In % (80%, 90% etc).
🛑 for staying when clear signs it was going to be a big smelly stinky tateeeee!!
Pics are accurate, its definitely her and the video stills show even more accurately.
And yep - negative points for thinking with my dick for sure