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Iona Gerber

Botanic Gardens - G12 (see outcall areas in Details)
6 reviews
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7.810

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Age: 60+

Gender: Female

Height: 5'0"

Weight: 8st 0lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Green

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 32"

Bra Cup Size: EE

Breast Enhancement: Enhanced

Body Measurement: 24"

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Queen Street

Reviews

6 TOTAL REVIEWS
7.8/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

9/10

£100 30m

West End, near Byres Road • Incall

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Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

First time visit to someone who has been on my hotlist for years. Always a had a thing for the older women, but Iona’s prices were at £100 for a 30 minute booking when others were at the £60 range. Hard to justify. But over the years, the rest have crept up to the £100 mark while she’s stayed at the same level, perhaps thinking that her appeal has plateaued. So, that and a crap punt last time out which gets more crap each time I think about it, led me to finally give Iona a call.

All arranged in one call on the morning of the meet. I expected she may be a little brisk according to the reviews on here. Didn’t bother me as the “mature thing” comes hand in hand with liking a dominant woman anyway. As it turns out, she was pretty direct, but by no means rude. Immediately asked my age and what I wanted. That’s fine, straight to the point. If anything, it gave me the confidence to go into more detail than I would normally ask for.

Venue

Her accommodation was in the West End, within spitting distance of Byres Road. Location couldn’t have been better in terms of how easy it was to get to, identify, and enter discreetly. It’s also one of the better quality in terms of décor, though I’m not exactly there to admire the wallpaper.

Looks

First impression is that she was shorter than I’d imagined from the photos and probably older than 63. “Probably” is being generous, but of course that’s no problem at all to me given that was the appeal anyway. Perfectly attractive though. Well above average looks for a woman of “63”, and superb legs.

The Meet

Introductory chat to begin with. In other circumstances, I’d have suspected my “paid for” time was being interfered with, but I didn’t get that impression even at that point. Once the action began, we got down to business with her instructing me authoritatively but convincingly along the lines of what I’d indicated on the phone. Felt pretty natural and noticeably unrushed. I don’t know what she’d be like if you were into banging her as quickly as possible, but her structured style of allowing me to peel the layers of clothing off whilst enjoying the various activities in semi dressed state suited me down to the ground.

I gave her oral first, and it would genuinely be accurate to say she tasted sweet. Even fruity. I was a bit surprised by that, but shrugged my shoulders and got on with it. She insisted on prolonged oral which, again, suited me down to the ground. Still with the feel of being unrushed. Oral on me was more brief, but the sight of a “63” year old sucking my cock was going to be too much for me anyway. Covered, but that doesn’t bother me in the slightest.

Sex was in missionary first, doggy then at her request and finally with her on top. All very sensual both physically and verbally. This was very much the “congratulations, you’ve seduced your Aunt” style of sex rather then “wham bam, now off you pop” version. I hadn’t been quite that specific in my request, but she read me well I reckon.

After cleaning me up, I was surprised that she asked me to go down on her again. I obliged without hesitation but by this stage I was wondering if I was in some sort of time warp. That sweet taste was now unmistakeably strawberry flavoured lube which she must have discreetly topped up before I fucked her. At that point I realised that what I’d been tasting initially had I guess been the residue of her last fuck!

Even more surprisingly, she started wanking me off and asked if I’d be able to cum again. Realistically, probably not, given the eruption I’d just had a few minutes ago, but especially not given that I was sure I was now way over time and it would have felt like I was pulling the piss. Having both got dressed, we chatted a bit more until I’d recovered and was ready for the off. Checking the time as I left confirmed that the playtime had been pretty comfortably beyond the half hour mark.

Final Thoughts

As clear cut a positive punting experience as I’ve ever had, but this does come with the caveat that you’d probably really need to be into the more mature woman. She’s in very good shape for her age, but that doesn’t mean she has the body of a 20 year old. Or a well kept 40 year old. If the to be expected wrinkles and sags of “63” don’t put you off, you’re not looking for the rough and tumble PSE, and you’re happy to give her the initiative then I don’t think you’re going to be disappointed. Not for everyone, but did it for me.

TLDR: She has massive knockers

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Reviewed on

5/10

£140 1h

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Going out with a few friends in the town, I decided to go in early, and have a coffee or two, and fix myself up with an older booking for a change. This was easier said than done, and started working through my HL. After 5 or 6 try's and no replies, I phoned Iona, and she immediately picked up, I asked if she was available for a 1 Hr incall. Before answering she asked my age, and what kind of service I was looking for. I told her OWO, and sex in a few positions, and added VAT to my age just to make sure, (well if they can lower there age, we can increase ours when necessary), she then said she would be available, in half an hour, I asked if she could make it an hour and a half from now and she agreed. I take it from her flexibility she's not that busy, so may be suit the members who like SP's that don't have a lot of footfall.

Venue

Not mentioned

Looks

my first reaction was I was pleased with what I saw, and she was dressed as I asked, Bra Pants and Sussie's... her arse and thighs looked scraggy, where as other Gilf's I have been with, were more fuller in that area... the tit's although enhanced, were showing a bit of sag.

The Meet

I got the address and turned up on time, and was let in, my first reaction was I was pleased with what I saw, and she was dressed as I asked, Bra Pants and Sussie's, after handing over the readies, we moved to the bedroom, and while she was walking in front of me, I didn't like what I saw, her arse and thighs looked scraggy, where as other Gilf's I have been with, were more fuller in that area. However I carried on, got on the bed and got the bra off, and the tit's although enhanced, were showing a bit of sag. I then got her to give me OWO, to get the champ up, and then skin on and into doggy, she was bent over with her hands on the bed, and after a while asked if she could kneel on the bed, when she changed position, I had to have more OWO to get me going again. Second round was just much of the same.

Final Thoughts

On summing up I think going by her skin condition and hair, she is a lot older than she admits to, and would suit punters who are really into Gilf's but for me, she is just too old, and although I have had a few older age SP's, I think I will make 60 my cut off, because sometimes it's good to have something different  😊

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Reviewed on

6/10

Met on

£100 1h

West End • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Easy comms through website site, and then a phone call to go over my age, my likes and such. I have no issue with a girl requesting a phone call prior to a first meet.

Venue

Private apartment in West End.

Looks

Entered the apartment, paperwork sorted, shower taken. Back to find Iona had slipped out her dress and was in her very nice lingerie.

The Meet

The kissing was good, I've had better owo, and a couple of positions. But it was just a bit, rehearsed. I'm sure 10/20 years ago she would have been an amazing shag. But, at her own admission, she is almost retired. Close to a positive, and I'm maybe being a bit harsh. But the truth is, I can't even remember how I finished the job on the day.

Final Thoughts

In summary, At £80, would edge into a slight positive. She is not £20 better than others I've had. For comparison, green valley ranch I seen recently was a far better punt IMO. For less ££. TLDR, good but not great.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£140 1h

Merchant City area • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Iona had been on my list for a while. I eventually got to see her and was very pleasantly surprised.

Venue

Accomadation was a nice modern flare in the Merchant City area.

Looks

What I found was a very friendly lady who looks amazing for her age. Her fake boobs are a bit big for her petite frame and look a bit unnatural.

The Meet

The meeting was the best I had in a while. My tastes are fairly vanilla GFE. So DFK, Oral both ways and sex in all positions was catered for. I enjoyed myself so much I returned the following week.

Final Thoughts

If I had to pick any negatives it would be 1- I wasn't a shower before or after the punt. Though I didn't need one as I had showered before. 2- Her fake boobs are a bit big for her petite frame and look a bit unnatural. But am nitpicking here. I will gladly return ASAP.

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Reviewed on

9/10

Merchant City in Glasgow • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

She comes across very posh on the phone and only likes to meet with guys over 40. Her coms were great and directions on the money.

Venue

Her flat in Merchant City in Glasgow.

Looks

She is older but is still in great shape and I can only hope to be half as good by her age.

The Meet

On arrival tot he building the entry buzzer code did not work and this was a real bonus as it meant she had to come and let me in. This gave me the chance to view her great legs all the way to the lift and on into the apartment. Now am a leg guy and like a Woman in good shoes. She did not disappoint. Paperwork out the road we had a chat about what I liked and then off to the bedroom. I followed her up a few stairs and got a tease of stocking top up her dress. In bed she knows how to treat a guy and was a delight. Now hearing her posh accent talking dirty was mind blowing.

Final Thoughts

I would deffo go back! Any questions fire away

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Reviewed on

9/10

£200 1h

Merchant city • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Hi all, this is my first review so please be gentle 😊 I've being seeing Iona for close on 4 years. To begin with I used just to see her in her flat in the Merchant city. I decided though to treat my myself with a visit to my place.

Venue

her flat in the Merchant city

Looks

Iona has a great body for her age. Big augmented boobs that might not be to everyone's taste but I'm definitely a fan. Very slim body and nice brown/blonde hair. She has a very posh accent which is a big turn on for me. Jenna again is slim with dark hair and really cute brown eyes and big natural tits and a very round pert ass. As close I'll get to shagging Cheryl Cole. Iona was wearing a black body stocking with high heels and Jenna was wearing the same but in red.

The Meet

Started off with me standing and Iona pulling down my boxers and sucking me off, while I was having a heavy session of French kissing with Jenna. When we got onto the bed I got a great tit wank from Jenna while I sucked on Iona's giant melons. Then it was on with a condom and I gave Iona a bit of a pounding while she lay on the bedroom floor. All the while Jenna was sat at the edge of the bed stroking her pussy in view of my bedroom mirror. Next Jenna was bent over the end of the bed and I took her from behind as she licked Iona's pussy. Exhausted at this point we had turns French kissing and then I was spooning Iona while grabbing those melons. Finally Jenna rode on top for 5 mins and then finished with me on top of Iona. During the session there was a lot of naughty step mum/daughter chat with a lot of laughter.

Final Thoughts

Great value for money- £200 for 1 hour.

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