Kinky sury
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Chinese
Orientation: Straight
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Chinese
Orientation: Straight
£100 1h
Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
After seeing a few reviews for this place and not much grabbing my attention on the website, I sent over a message asking for an hour of fun. Was promised a sexy, slim girl. Didn't get that!! Should have walked.
Don't get me wrong, she wasn't a minger but not the sexy young thing I was hoping for. Very average in looks and body, bit of a tummy, no toneness you'd expect in a young asian girl and a weird fold/scar going vertical where you might see a horizontal c-section scar.
Absolutely no English and everything through Google translate and even then it was a struggle. Eventually managed to say I wanted a massage and then sex. The massage consisted of very light tickling almost of the fingers on my back, so after 10 mins of that, I initiated sex. This was cow girl but not until she'd used 3 baby wipes on my already spotless knob. Once on top I was keen to get it over and done with so got her to ride me hard and fumbled with her tits enough to make me shoot my load.
All in all a very disppointing waste of money. No flow, lack of English making the whole episode disjointed and basically unsexy.
£100 1h
Harlow • Incall • Free parking
Recommend
Would repeat
No reply to an initial text message, but rapid replies to all messages after I made an initial phone call. Very poor English and hard to understand on the phone. I'm fairly sure she said 'Japanese girl 23 years old, full service' and then repeated with 24years old. All the signs of a B&S revolving-door operation here. Was SMS'd the address, which was familiar (see my review of Bella: , which I also note is the address given by Amanda here: ). I'm starting to wonder how many of the appartments in that new-build are NOT occupied by working girls! I've also yet to figure out the proper parking procedure, although I usually park in the sales visitors spaces and have never had a problem I note that most vehicles in the carpark directly outside have permits and a parking management company has signs up. Tailgated someone through the main door, and called up for the appartment number. Very challenging conversation to understand, and was SMS'd the postcode again 🤦 . I Confirmed I was actually downstairs and was given the room number (a different floor to previous visits to that building). A nice touch, I was sent an 'I'm waiting for you' SMS about 15mins before appointment time, which leads me to suspect to things: a) She was having a very quiet day (confirmed in conversation later) b) Perhaps the same communications helpers as for: as the message, including punctuation were identical
Did not hide behind the door, but did sush me as I arrived. Appeared to be the only person in the tiny, spartan, quiet appartment. Was guided into the bedroom, and indicated to get undressed.
Pretty, slim, soft real boobs with a slight hint of sag in them. Id guess B-cup, deffo not anything larger. No tatoos, smooth skin, pretty smile (when not looking bored). I asked her if she was from China; she said Thailand. Definitely not 23/24, I'd guess at late 30s, but it's impossible to tell with Oriental beauties - could even be in her 40s?
She was receptive of me fondling her soft tits, and allowed her delicious perma-nipples to be sucked as much as I wanted. 😱 No kissing permitted. No fingering permitted (I don't think she was actually naturally wet). The massage was nice, but more of a very lightly oiled stroking though, although she did work some knots out. Not exactly B2B most of the time. I'd confirmed 'Oily B2B' by SMS, and communication with her was challenging, and I didn't want to manhandle such a delicate beauty. She played with the little fella, woke him slightly and then used her one clearly-well-rehearsed English phrase: 'Blojob: condom / no condom'. 'No condom is more money - 20'. Opted for OW, and she did a great job, leading to a bagfull. Following more massage she had to leave the room to find another condom, proceeded to rouse my now-sleeping little buddy, then lubed herself up and climbed on for cowgirl. She didn't get all theatrical like some do, and I appreciated the refreshing honesty there. As St. Jack subsequently softened she asked 'handjob?', and then delivered a most satisfactory wank, with a relatively messy ending. 10/10 for effort and dedication to the cause. I got the impression that a gentleman with more of an able cock could have enjoyed a variety of positions etc. She didn't clock-watch. She played a very repetitive song on her phone throughout, and giggled when I sang along having memorised it. There were no messages until the end, when in came a flurry in a Chinese-type font, and she never neglected me to reply. Although only 45mins were up it was clear that that was the end of any pending productivity from my pants. We chatted a little by use of a voice-translator app on her phone, and I was back in my car by the hour mark.
She's in Harlow for another week. Name: Mei or May. I have an unconfirmed hunch she'll be in Bishops Stortford sometime too as that's close?
A tiny detail I should add for further colour: I used the bathroom to wash my hands afterwards and she had no towel available, proffering loo roll instead. There was soap.
On three subsequent visits (different girls) there has been a towel!
Good service, in every sense of the word, each time.
So, in summary :
Patchy coms from a pimp
Undisclosed extras
Hairy fanny
No kissing
No fingering
Half hearted massage with no B2B as agreed
Not enough nodders on hand
Main event made you go soft
No shower available
Out the door 15 minutes early.
And THAT gets a positive!!!??
Exactly how bad have your previous punts been!?!? 🤷
£60 30m
Church street • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Had a few moments to kill in Rugby last week so looked for what was available, I thought I would give Sunny a go, called the number and was told to stand outside a Chinese restaurant in Church street and call as soon as I got there. Called and was told to look out for a door opening on the other side of the road. A male Chinese baby sitter opened the door and I went in. Please note that the door which although anonymous, is on a busy street.
Once inside I followed up a couple of flights of fairly run down stairs and went into a flat.
Pretty chinese girl probably in her mid 20's all natural and quite trim.
Once inside I followed up a couple of flights of fairly run down stairs and went into a flat. Used the bathroom and then was met by the girl who took me into the bedroom. £60 for 1/2 hour handed over and she left the room returning a few moments later. Pretty chinese girl probably in her mid 20's all natural and quite trim. We both undressed and she said her name was Fefe and that she was only here for a week. Her English was ok and she asked what I would like. Agreed on a massage her on me than me on her followed by OW and sex. She gave a good massage with lots of teasing then lay on her front for me to return the favour she responded well particularly when I started to tease her and as I ran my finger tips up her inner thighs she arched her back and spread her legs almost begging for for me to massage her around her arse and fanny which I did. After a few minutes she rolled over and produced a condom which she applied to my now raging cock before giving him a good working with her mouth. not DT but a good pace and with sensual teasing. At this point I needed to release so pushed her on her back and pumped her in mish until we both came, well if she didn't she was a very good actor! She then cleaned me up. We chatted for a few minutes and she said that she had a few days off next week and is then going to be working in London for a while. Left dead on time and the baby sitter took me back downstairs. All in all a good punt if you don't mind taking pot luck.
All in all a good punt if you don't mind taking pot luck.
£60 30m
Shrewsbury • Incall
Do not recommend
Good, few text messages to arrange. All organised for a punt this evening.
New apartment block, 5 minute drive from the town.
Slightly older lady than expected, bit of stomach and quite short with a hairy bush.
With not much experience in punting, I chose my first massage. The massage was enjoyable for my first one, she asked if I wanted her to go softer but I declined as it seemed relaxing. Turned over for lots of kissing up and down the body, she then applied cover for OW. (Did not ask about OWO) Not really getting too excited myself, she climbed on for cowgirl. As this wasn't really going as well as I was hoping it would I asked if she would continue with OW. She changed cover and a begun to finish me off. A few times during she spat on a bag on the floor and kept picking something she had on her chest. With ten minutes spare, I enjoyed a full body massage and that was me done.
For my second punt, it wasn't for me. The man waiting across the carpark for my arrival felt a little strange. And once with the girl, it just didn't get me excited. Here's hoping the next one will be a more enjoyable experience.
Sorry you had similar experience to me.
The other girls preceding this one have been good. The girl this week is very poor in comparison
Wish I had read your review before heading over.
But I guess, you don't know unless you try.
Here's hoping good things from the next one.
Recommend
Would repeat
About a size 8 with stand out nips and a really chatty personality.
Tried a few different positions and she seems to be able to take it any way you want. Usual helpful dressing routine.
I would say she is the best weekly offering so far.
Cheers Beamer, I've been wondering where your weekly visit to this chinese setup was...you never disappoint. I must give them a visit sometime soon. Do you see any girls in this group return after a few weeks or is it always someone new?
Not yet. Always a new girl each at the moment. They seem to be part of a well organised group including the maids and man servants.
Here's their link as the viva one seems not to be current.
Thanks for the review.
Fab
£60 30m
Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
Following on from Beamer's review - all booked via text and agreed 30 mins. Texted 2 hours prior and received road & postcode. Called on arrival and told where to park - The person on the phone didn't understand that I was on foot, having parked around the corner, so I stood in the allocated space and waited.
I saw a door to a block of apartments open and a shadowy shape beckoned me in. I went into the apartment and was asked to remove my shoes. Shown into the room and was introduced to Amy.
Pretty girl, long tied back hair, slim, 5' tall, narrow hips, b cup tits, prominent small nipples.
I saw a door to a block of apartments open and a shadowy shape beckoned me in. I walked up to the door to be greeted by a youngish chap, looked about 28 or so and wearing glasses. I went into the apartment and was asked to remove my shoes. Shown into the room and was introduced to Amy. It was not the girl in the website ad - but I am sure it was the girl on profile - I've attached it for reference. I can't remember the last time I went for a 30m parlour type punt - so I just let her lead and do her thing; which was very prescribed but enjoyable. She undressed me and folded my clothes and undressed herself. I lay back and she did a slow body to body gyration thing all the way from my toes, up across my cock and to my chest. I just lay back and went with the flow - she then started nibbling my ear, neck, other ear, nipples, chest and tummy. She sucked me softly in all of these places and afterwards, wiped me over with a tissue. She then asked if I wanted OW or OWO - OWO was £20 extra, so I said OW please. She put on the condom with her mouth and gave me a very pleasant BJ - taking it quite deep, no hands. _ I was watching the clock - 15 to go and she asked if I wanted more oral, or 'make love'. :-) I said 'make love please'. She discretely put a little lube on herself and my cock and sat on it in CG. She was definitely going to ride it quicker, so I slowed her down with my hands on her arse - she was fine with this and I dictated depth and pace. She took the whole length as i asked if it was OK - she said it was 'nice baby'. 10 to go and I asked for doggie - she immediately got on all fours on the side of the bed. I reached for my bag and got out my pre prepared popper sniffing bottle and asked if it was ok - Not sure she understood, but she said yes - so I get a rhythm going and it felt fantastic - kept that going for a few minutes, admiring the lovely view of my cock disappearing into this narrow hipped young girl - took a good deep sniff of my poppers and shagged her for all I was worth until I came in the bag. She kept my cock inside her pussy and gently fucked me a bit more as I recovered. A really nice finish. She took off the jonny and wiped my old lad, then went to wash her hands and shower off. I got dressed and left a very happy chap.
All in all - a great value for money 1/2 hour.
Thanks Fab
Sounds as though she is very accommodating.
Is she fully shaved or traditional Chinese natural?
Small amount of pubic hair, but a narrow natural strip.
Great review Fab. She's good isn't she. The young Chinese bloke seems a bit dim. Let's hope the neighbours don't complain about them.
1h
apartments • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Went for a 1 hour booking 1st booking of the day wasnt to hard to find the apartments ( you need to go around the back to find the door ) was met at the main door by a old chinese lady and followed her to the 1st floor . ( same women as the 1 what was in town the other month ) Was shown into the bedroom and sunny then joined me .
Was shown into the bedroom and sunny then joined me . the bed sounded like it was going to break its very noisey so i moved her to the end of the bed and i stood up and banged away like that after sometime i flipped her into doggy on the edge of the bed and hammered her that way , load and loads of fanny farting going on as i pounded her harder and harder , it gets very hot in the room as its small .
The girl who walked in i dont think is the girl from this profile , she isnt that think she has a great shape but more a size 10 not 8 also dont think its the girl from here . looks older than 21 she was wairing a black hold ups , short tartan skirt and black belly top thing look very sexy . what a cracking set of tits around a 34c very firm and real ,nice size nipples too , then off with the thong and 1st i had to have a look at her pussy thank god it wasnt a massive bush nice and trimmed.
The girl who walked in i dont think is the girl from this profile , she isnt that think she has a great shape but more a size 10 not 8 also dont think its the girl from here . looks older than 21 she was wairing a black hold ups , short tartan skirt and black belly top thing look very sexy . Did the paper work and i slowly stripped the skirt and belly top off , what a cracking set of tits around a 34c very firm and real ,nice size nipples too , then off with the thong and 1st i had to have a look at her pussy thank god it wasnt a massive bush nice and trimmed. started with a back massage then i flipped over and she massaged my front and woke up the little fella , i then had a nice long suck on them rock hard nips and then worked my way down to her pussy , gave her a good licking and fron the sounds she was making and how wet she got she liked it . Went to put a finger in and she stopped me and said wait and got a rubber out of the draw and said to put that on my finger. I didnt bother i just started licking her puss again . On goes the rubber had her on her back with her legs up over my sholders and slowly pushed my cock in , nice and tight and soaking wet start to pump and the bed sounded like it was going to break its very noisey so i moved her to the end of the bed and i stood up and banged away like that after sometime i flipped her into doggy on the edge of the bed and hammered her that way , load and loads of fanny farting going on as i pounded her harder and harder , it gets very hot in the room as its small , i then pulled out and said suck suck , owo she said was £30 extra so i said with rubber , she was on the bed i was still standing and had a nice slow soft bj and little bull sucking . looked at the clock and i only had 15 mins left so i got her to lie on her back again with legs up over my shoulders and bangged away again . building up pace and harder and harder pumps look at clock 5 mins left , so i pumpped super speed andd had the feeling i was going to come so i pulled out pulled the rubber off and said wank me , 1 leg was still up over my shoulder she reached down and started tugging and i popped all over her inner thigh and some on her pussy . Dont think she liked that she soon jumpped up and got in the shower .
over all i would say 7/10 had better but had worse . best bits are her tits and ass .
Nice review. I will have to check her out. She sounds like the same girl I saw when they were in the centre of Shrewsbury. Just for clarity are we talking Sally’s side of the station or Morris lubes side of the station?
7 mins walk from sallys . shes new not the same 1 from the 1 up in town...
Good review...did she allow kissing?
2 on the lips then went in for tounge and moved her head to the side.
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Sorry you had a bad punt, but thanks for informing us.
If she'd looked like that it might not have been a negative! 🤦
These kind of places always have fake photos but definitely mis sold! 😁
that's an older form of c-section which still seems to be used in countries with communist-era medical skills, though I've been told it can be safer in an emergency
seems to have a more disastrous effect on the abdominal wall muscles, which have problems knitting back together