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MistyMckaineXXX

Great Barr - B42 (see outcall areas in Details)
12 reviews
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7.810

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Age: 45-49

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Reviews

12 TOTAL REVIEWS
7.8/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

7/10

£180 1h

Argyll street • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

I had been looking a this profile for a few years but never managed a meet and had actually decided not to. However, I noticed her Glasgow price is £180. Don't quote me but I think she has added some extras to compensate for the price cut. She replied quickly, agreed to the time so on impulse, I went for it. Must say communication was great and very clear. She was in a hotel near Argyll street. The reception desk is after the lifts. She gave me the room number when I was outside.

Venue

She was in a hotel near Argyll street. The reception desk is after the lifts.

Looks

Misty is better looking than some of her pictures but she's not the same as the earlier pics sadly. Very nice and friendly lady.

The Meet

In the room sharpish. I found Misty very friendly. She's wearing a negligee with those giant boobs fighting their way out. I explained the role play I wanted. Auntie and virgin. We started with a clothed massage and she slowly persuaded me I needed to remove more and more clothing. This turned to some B2B and cock and ball teasing. On the turn, I played with her tits to my hearts content and sucking on her nipples which are bigger than expected. I spent time giving her oral. Nice and clean with a little landing strip of hair. She didn't come but she did have some nice moves that helped me pretend she might be. On to some cowgirl sex as I squeezed her soft boobs. I did have to ask for kissing and got a couple of minutes of closed mouth kisses. Oh well.

Final Thoughts

Overall, a fair positive. I got to do everything I wanted and scratched my itch. More than I want to pay but that's her price and I'm pleased I took the plunge. One hour £180.

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7/10

Met on

£150 30m

Basingstoke • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

I was in the area and looking for some MILF fun. Misty has been on my HL for ages and hadnt pulled the trigger yet as always looked toppy on price and a regular or cheaper option always looked better value. None of those available this time, tried a few, so went for it. Figured worst case I'd final scratch an itch. Texted, got a decent time organised and made my way there. Big chain hotel with no reception issues so up to the room as soon as I parked.

Venue

Big chain hotel with no reception issues so up to the room as soon as I parked.

Looks

Deinitely Misty, would recognise that rack at 500 paces! Mahoosive tits, curves in all the rignt places. Obvious her pictures have been airbrushed but look for her recent porn and you'll get the idea.

The Meet

Into the room and fuck me what a pair. She seemed really nice to talk to and I gave her the cash before having a shower. Back in the room and straight into some LFK and feeling each other up, her discarding my towel to stroke my cock. Unleashed the tits and they are as youd expect, epic. Had a good nibble on her very erect nipples with her making the right noises and saying I must be a tit man. No shit! Onto the bed on my back and she gets between my legs, lubes up my cock and gives me some titfucking, looked great and could have emptied myself there and then. More stroking before some porn style cock worship where she didnt quite do deepthroat but was good enough for me. Thats the view I came for and I almost did cum too before beckoning her for some titfuck whilst I gave DFK a go with some success. Back to some cock worship before she whilst licking and stroking me asked if I'd like a fuck. Yes I would but 1st I wanted to eat that pussy. Down for some RO and no issues, very neat pussy and she responds well, usual encouragement though not sure how genuine given her chosen trade and went back up for some more sucking of her tits and DFK and I gently finger fucked her. Fuck me was a frequent comment to on with the bag and slipped in mish with her cupping and squeezing her tits together. Went for some good hard deep strokes and she was receptive so went for more slowly building up the speed whilst grabbing her tits and now and then eating them and getting some decent DFK now. Was ready to cum and asked if I could cum on her tits. Knowing I sometimes shoot and didnt want to hit her face and the headboard I warned her of that which got a laugh out of her and she repositioned kneeling on the bed, whipped off the condom, sucked some more and then offered up her tits for the load. Her stroking and licking had the right effect as I grabbed 2 large handfuls of tits and she emptied me all over them. Good job we moved as there was plenty and she got soaked as did her neck, missed her face. I was quite happy with myself for giving her tits a nice glazing all the same. Cleanup and a chat about life, how I was happy the 20 year old me got exactly what he wanted from her tits and I dressed and left.

Final Thoughts

Would I return. No I dont think so. Have had better experiences for £150 and to be honest its an itch scratched that been there a while so feels good to have finally had her. A treat for myself and a one off but will go for the cheaper and better value options that I know deliver all I need other than fucking a porn star Ive had in my wank bank for ages. If you have watched any of her porn though and fancied trying to reporduce it, I didn't to be fair but had a bloody good go and that blowjob was very good, then go see her I reckon.

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Reviewed on

8/10

Met on

£250 1h

not too far from station • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Booking: done over text very easy.

Venue

Location was a lovely old apartment not too far from station.

Looks

The girl: well it was Misty Mckaine. Legend of the 80s/90s top shelf and subject of many sticky moments involving teenage philter and Fiesta Magazine. Clearly the years have passed and Misty is more of a woman than she was. Definitely bigger all round but she us in good condition and still recognisably the girl from the wank mags and marturbatory memories.

The Meet

got to glat. Because there was no buzzer misty had to come down and meet me at door in civilian outfit. We went upstairs and she asked me to take a shower. By the time I was out she had changed into lingerie. A black bustier from memory. I sat on bed beside her and we kissed while she played with my cock and me her tits. Soon it was great owo. I started playing with her pussy and she told me to really get in there and finger fuck her. Condom on and we funked in multiple positions. Took a break while she told me tales of being on the edge of celebrity in the 90s. Then more oral and hand jobs but couldn't manage a second pop (me not her)

Final Thoughts

I really enjoyed it but no doubt paid what I did because it was her. Would I return return? Probably, would like to get to that second pop. But as there is an element of bucket list ticking having been achieved. Now if Vida Garmsn ever appeared from my nostalgic memories and into the escorting game I would book her and misty in the duo to end all duos. Well a man can (wet) dream.

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Reviewed on

7/10

1h 40m

WSM pad • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Communications

Excellent upto the day then went quite. All done via txt, Started a few days prior, agreed date and time, checked with me day before if I was still interested – Hell Yes. Confirmed on day and no response. Sent another a couple hours later still nothing, then a third another 2hrs later and got a response with address. Phew game on. There was a specific reason and in the end no problem, it just had me thinking it wasn't going to happen.

Venue

This seems to be a recent shoot of hers and filmed at the WSM pad - Hot ty brititsh milf misty mccaine first bg shoot in 25 years(porn) - XFantazy.com He might have got to snog her but I didn't have to touch my cock once.

Looks

Agree with Bobby's review, she doesn't look like the photos in her gallery which are a few years old and photoshop'd. She's a fair bit bigger with a belly but still fucking sexy. Age wise I'm not sure, Bobby thinks she's older, she states 45 but her Bio (via Google) has DoB 0f 1981. She did tell me she started in the industry @16 and her first film appears to be 1991, which equals 47. Still looks good to me, massive fake tits which feel real, no hard lumps and scars are tiny, best feature though are her eyes.

The Meet

Got detailed instructions but still managed to have difficult, until I worked out that the main door was round the back. Warm greeting with a bottle of cold water waiting for me. Had a shower, set up the camera and got straight down to business. RO first which had her squirming but not squirting, then an excellent BJ, deep and sloppy, plenty of spit. A nice titty fuck. Then CG, felt great, looked fantastic with those massive tits bouncing , she alternated between sitting upright so I could play with her tits and leaning forward so I could suck on them. Missionary, a nice long session, legs down, legs up, lots of tit sucking and fondling. Pulled out as I wanted to come on her face but no joy, cock was still hard so on with another condom and fucked her missionary until I filled the bag.. Collapsed into a sweaty heap and had a chat before showering and heading for the car. Left 20mins shy of the 2hrs, wasn't upset by that as I'd had a good long fuck (checked taped – 58mins of action) and a long chat, so all good.

Final Thoughts

Negatives. She didn't really seem into it, I like some good feedback during a session and no kissing, blamed Covid and Monkeypox which seems a bit weird as she was quite happy to suck and fuck. Not sure if I'll return, its a bloody long journey for me and I do like a snog.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£200 45m

hotel close to B&Q in Doncaster • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

First review for 4 years!!!!, partly because of covid, partly as I’m now limited in my opportunities and partly because when I have punted its been with the same well reviewed lady, so any review from me wouldn’t have added anything. So just for a change, I decided to have a change of scene and indulge in a bit of a fantasy punt by seeing a favourite pornstar of my earlier years. This was from her recent Doncaster tour in late June, apologies about the late posting. Before I go into detail of the visit, I just wanted to point out that before I arranged the meet that I clearly knew that she is older than her stated age, that she is slightly bigger than some of her photos (images on the videos tab give a good idea) and that the meet could involve some porn star "oohs and ahhs". And given all of that, without sounding fluffy, I just wanted to meet Misty McKaine.

Venue

The meet took place at a hotel close to B&Q in Doncaster. The hotel car park was used for parking.

Looks

Misty was slightly bigger than some of her photos (images on the videos tab give a good idea). She had fantastic boobs, which are fake and huge. She was dressed exactly as I had asked with suspenders and stockings.

The Meet

The meet took place at a hotel close to B&Q in Doncaster. Once I had got over the minor panic of the cash machines at Tesco and Morrisons not working and had managed to get cash at the Morrisons petrol station, I parked in the hotel car park. Quick text to confirm I had arrived and I got the room number and directions within a minute. Straight to the room with no issues, knock on the door and usual hide behind the door routine and I’m in. Misty was very welcoming and ready for the meet. Initial big plus in that she had dressed exactly as I had asked with suspenders and stockings, fantastic. Money exchange out of the way, I got stripped and ready for action whilst Misty sat on the edge of the bed. She did make a point of saying she didn’t kiss, which was unfortunate, but anyway, straight to those fantastic boobs. I spent a few minutes having a really good feel and a suck (yes I know they are fake and huge, but I was going in). This was followed by oral on me, oral on her, oral on me again, then on with the condom. We start with Misty on top with her massive boobs in my face, then we went with me on top, followed by doggy with her bending over the bed. At this point I was beyond the point of no return, so I had to finish off unloading on those boobs. Misty got down on her knees and I wanked off onto those tits, unloading a fairly big load for me. After that it was the usual wipes and tissues clean up and I was out of the hotel with a big smile on my face. Yes I had only been in for 45 out of the booked 60 minutes and yes it was a daft price at £200 for the hour, but again without sounding fluffy, I had a great time.

Final Thoughts

I know others will mention the age, size, price issues as all being negatives, but I knew all of that before I booked, so in my mind it’s a definite positive. That said, would I return probably not, this was a more once in a lifetime/itch that needed to be scratched type of thing.

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7/10

£250 1h

Stratford Westfield • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

All done by text. Misty responded to messages instantly and a booking was arranged within 5 minutes of my initial text. I must have caught her on a break!

Venue

Hotel chain in Stratford Westfield. Room was modern and completely fine for purpose. The lobby was quiet so I felt a bit self conscious walking in then leaving just an hour later. Getting there involved a pleasant stroll through the Olympic Park which was nice!

Looks

I have attached a photo from the website that I think most represents how Misty looked. She is the oldest escort I have visited but that wasn't a shock at all as I know she was older than most. I have seen Dominatrix Annabelle who is older but that was for Dominatrix services so a bit different. Advertised age is 44, I would guess 50 but she looked attractive. I would say if you like the photos you will like her in person. She was dressed in a floral dress and high heels. I couldn't wait to get started when I saw her. Her profile says she is from Cornwall but she had a London/Essex accent about her. I quite liked it she seemed like one of the girls I used to watch on the 10 minute Television X freeview back in the mid 90s!

The Meet

I would say the services were fairly vanilla but done well. Misty very much dictated the action by deciding when to suck and when to fuck and in what position. She did some fake porn star moans during sex. Cowgirl was the highlight as it was a great sight seeing her looking down at me over her knockers. I regret not asking if I could take a photo at that moment, not sure if it was available anyway. She also allowed reverse oral. The service was geared around a cum twice service but we still had 10 minutes left after I came a second time so I asked if I could cum on her boobs and she said yes. Wasn't sure if I was going to be able to cum a third time but I managed it to which Misty said "good boy!" which I thought was hot!

Final Thoughts

A good time, just a bit expensive. On the way back I was thinking to myself that I could have had 2 punts for a similar twice. I doubt I will return as I rarely see the same woman twice and she was a bit pricey but would never rule it out. This punt was done on a whim so I daresay the urge will take my back at some point. Overall it's good to get my "return" punt out of the way. I'm still wary of public transport which is restricting the girls available to me but will see how cautious I feel in the coming weeks.

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Reviewed on

10/10

Leeds • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

text her and arranged straight away and was seeing her within 2 hour of booking

Venue

Venue was a decent hotel just on the outskirts of the centre nice enough and easy access to lifts so know one noticed

Looks

she looks middle age probably early 40’s like her profile says , wearing a corset and thigh boots... her body is in good shape her thighs and arse were firm and toned and her boobs and she just looked amazing with the boots on I’m quite a bit younger than her so to have a middle age porn star wearing thigh boots and her tits popping out sucking my cock and riding me was like being in heaven

The Meet

Walked in up the lift to the room answered she looks middle age probably early 40’s like her profile says , wearing a corset and thigh boots had a quick kiss and went for a shower straight after was on the bed with her she started sucking my cock kissing and spitting on it whilst I felt her arse and tits, then with a tit wank wrapping my legs around her while her tits tossed me off proper filth spitting all over my cock ,then after a good 5 mins just wanted to fuck her she got on top whilst she rode me , I was sucking her tits and grabbing her arse she literally was amazing can’t really explain how just her whole attitude looks and everything about her was filth, class and kindness - after that bent her over the bed and banged her from behind grabbing her arse and feeling her arse hope really couldn’t hold on after 15 mins so just cummed.

Final Thoughts

haven’t posted many reviews on here of people but she is the best woman I’ve seen yet

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Reviewed on

8/10

£50

Fulham Broadway Station • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

I texted asked her to dress up as secretary with tights and no knickers. The idea was that I will tear the tights off. She immediately reply that she loves this. Cool! I got to hers and here she was looking exactly like I wanted. Fantastic! Now I just need to tear a hole in the tights. Not as easy as it seem! I struggle for a minute but at the same time I couldn’t not enjoy the wetness that started to soak slowly to the material. I paid £50 extra for filming cause well, when in Rome!

Venue

about 10 min walk from Fulham Broadway Station

Looks

Pictures on her page are photoshoped but if you are after a proper Porn Milf with big jugs that your hands will find hard to handle then Sandy is the one.

The Meet

She is extremely pleasant to talk to and really tries to accommodate whatever you fancy.

Final Thoughts

All said and done I enjoyed seeing her. Will I return? Maybe.

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5/10

45m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Former (or still current/semi-retired?) pornstar Misty McCaine.

Venue

One point to note: the shower in her bathroom is pathetic, there's barely any water pressure.

Looks

As you'd expect, she doesn't look like her pictures. She's about a size 14. Her bum is big but still looks good and her legs are still in good shape. She wore a corset around her midriff and kept it on throughout. Age wise, I'm guessing she's in her mid to late 40s now - I think she started in page 3 when she was 16(?) and that was about 25-30 years ago? - though she looks older.

The Meet

Service was ordinary. OWO was average - she used the old trick of keeping her hand on my cock to stop herself from taking it deeper. Her handjob was quite good and her boobs felt amazing. Sex was OK in missionary and doggy, though I didn't want to do reverse O. Personality wise, Sandy was pleasant and professional. She likes talking about her porn career. Never gave the impression that she was interested in giving a GFE, and the PSE routine felt like she was going through the motions. Booked for an hour though she asked me if I was ready to get dressed after 45 minutes. I wasn't interested in staying longer.

Final Thoughts

Overall, not someone I'd see again but one to mark off to say that I've seen pornstar X.

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Reviewed on

9/10

£100 1h

Chelsea • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Bit of a delayed review, actually saw her last year  😊 Profile link:

Venue

Met her in a nice little flat in Chelsea, I parked opposite in a car park, was about £4 per hour I think. Probably a 10 minute walk from local tube station so worth taking a bus to get closer to her place. Inside was quite quirky with some posters off her modelling and shots from her in her earlier years, perfectly functional shower and bathroom.

Looks

Profile pics speak for themselves - fantastic porn star body with an amazing pair of tits, body in tip top condition, great legs - her profile states she is 40, wouldn't disagree with that or care if she was older as she is definitely a smoking hot milf. Her hair was blonde when I saw her. Obviously knowing she is a famous pornstar added another dimension to it, but she was actually really down to earth and keen to please throughout.

The Meet

Got the paperwork out of the way (I saw her when she was still running a £100 per hour special offer on Thursdays for the first client who booked, sadly the deal is no longer running!) then got down to some touching and DFK. She was wearing a basque and suspenders which I was only too eager to slip her out to get access to her great tits, spent plenty of time playing with them before easing her knickers off to enjoy tasting her pussy. Missy returned the favour with some OWO taking it deep and making plenty of noise, just the way I like it! Finally on with the rubber so I could pound her in missionary, plenty of eye contact throughout before the inevitable climax - good first round! After a quick clean up and chat we started kissing again with Missy playing with me to get me hard again, I decided for round 2 I was definitely going to finish on her great tits so after some more OWO I got her postioned to finish with a nice tit wank before making a mess all over them. Still about 15 minutes left but I was spent by this stage, so chatted a bit more before a quick dive between her legs to lick her out followed by some relaxed DFK and touching, before showering and leaving.

Final Thoughts

Would I see her again? Definitely one of best punts of 2014, but at her regular price of £200 per hour probably not a habit I would want to get in regularly, but for £100 I doubt anyone would complain about VFM bearing in mind who it was I was fucking!

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