mona_thai
Age: 25-29
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Thai
Orientation: Straight
Age: 25-29
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Thai
Orientation: Straight
£80 30m
Selly Park • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
Straightforward. Sent a text requesting a half-hour meet a couple of hours later. Initial reply within 5 minutes. Time, price, service agreed within an hour of initial text. Full address including house number provided up front. Same house as previous Thai meet, so clearly a regular location for a group of tourers.
Terrace in Selly Park. Access via side gate & back door. Seems likely that it’s a regular punting location, multiple CCTV cameras covering the gate & back door, TV monitor in the living room when I went in. Was told not to knock but to text on arrival. Kept waiting on pavement for a few minutes before getting the go ahead to enter, so not particularly discrete, unlike last time.
It's definitely the girl in the pictures. More tattoos than shown in the website profile, a full back tat as well now. Age & build pretty much as expected from the profile pics. Not bad looking, nice body. Decent first impressions that went downhill fast.
Starts going downhill before we even get in the bedroom. Still fully dressed & she’s making “jokes” about my weight & laughs. Yes, I’m middle aged with a dad bod, but not obese & you’re getting paid for your time. With hindsight, I should have walked then. Starts with a lacklustre massage for a few minutes. Turn over and begin exploring her body. No fingering allowed. She starts OW & I’m barely hard as her demeanour & face makes it obvious she’s bored & wants no part of this. 2 mins of this then up for kissing. DFK it definitely isn’t. She’s retracted her tongue so far back in her mouth, I can’t find it at all. No oral hygiene issues. Attempt to go down on her, clean & fresh but barely manage a few seconds before she’s pulling away & going “fuck me now”. Clearly trying to rush me to get done & finished. It was clear that this meet was not going to improve so decided to do what she asks & at least get some of what I’ve paid for. Plough her in missionary for a bit and fill the bag. Still got a good 10 minutes or so left on the clock so request another massage. What I got was a piss poor one handed rub down while was texted away on her phone. Didn’t even have the courtesy to put it on silent – click, click, click as she tapped away on her screen. Thoroughly fucked off, I gave up, got dressed & left before the half hour was up.
Hard negative. Lazy, piss poor performance.
£140 30m
Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
I contacted one of both asking for duo which was immediately accepted and organised.
Mona is most energetic of both. A bit restless sometimes. Sometimes brutal in a good way. Sexy body. Natural boobs. Slightly chubby but not much. I saw negatives about her on here mentioning hygiene. It was perfectly fine when I met her. She was clean in all aspect. Her teeth are not aligned but her mouth is clean. If she made efforts to improve she did nicely. Jessy is more calm and passionate and always close for a cuddle. I had met her once in the past on her own. Small natural tits. Small ass. Definitely sexy. Clean pussy great for RO.
We started playing and laugh all three of us taking clothes off mixed with kissing/cuddles etc. Mona went straight ahead and sucked me with a rubber. I then lined both up standing and started to play with their back and lick in between ass cheeks in turn. This standing up introductory play lasted for a little while. I then invited Mona for a mish. As I stood on my knee on the bed preparing for the action she promptly came and placed my cock in her vagina. She totally took me by surprise. The feeling was awesome. We were then having this weird position I can't name. Me on my knee and her in a bridge position. It was kind of brutal and fun at the same time. Jessy touching my balls while we did this. The position being fun but uncomfortable we converted it into a proper mish. Then we switched to doggy. Jessy at some point positioned herself in doggy on the side. Brilliant. Two girls in doggy side by side. One that I fuck the other that I slap (light). Then we replaced the condom and I started to fuck Jessy in mish. Mona giving her tits to suck at the same time. Then I turned Jessy around for a doggy. Mona still moving around and then positioned herself over Jessy astride presenting her ass for me to play with. Another brilliant moment myself facing two ass. One that I fuck the other that I try to lick/smell and open wide with both hands. Then with Jessy we finished it in ironflat. (There are much more details than that but describing a threesome is not easy I realise so I stick with the main actions) I went out of it sweaty and my head totally red after such an intense session.
Super positive - What a moment of lust I have had! Would I return? Sorry. When will I return?
£80 30m
just off coast road • Incall
Do not recommend
easy via text
just off coast road, easy via car.
The lady is pretty fit, kinda goth vibe with black lipstick and great body.
started off so well but ended badly. Booked via text and turned up, easy to find and let in the back gate. Some friendly chat as we got on the bed and she went straight for owo which was delivered well. She then moved onto some b2b then popped a rubber on and jumped on top and she went for it, I was pretty close so asked for a blow job finish and as she hopped off I just saw a red mess. It was into panic mode and she started to apologise and said her period literally just started. Carefully cleaned up tbf she helped alot and I believed her at this point. Luckily no period had got anywhere near the important part. Once cleaned up she wanked me off onto her tits and then I started to get dressed, as I was getting dressed I looked down at the panties she had taken off and there was a bloody pad in them. I just got out as quick as I could and back home for a deep clean.
Overall- terrible. Such a shame as she looks great.
Looking on the bright side, at least we now know she's not a post-op ladyboy 💃
Dumbiedykes • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
box standard Thai comms, via a telephonist.
well-known flat in Dumbiedykes, the one at the top of street this time.
the one in the photos, but looks rough in person, age late twenties', massive fake lips, her nose is actually way bigger than it comes across in the picture, got wide shoulders and tiny waist and a relatively deep voice.
Walked in to be welcomed by this rough looking girl, into the room, quite dark room, helped my self and switched the lights on and oh my God, couldn't help myself to hide my reaction, and straight away said to her sorry love I want to leave, and she said its okey, and I wish she didn't open that stinky mouth, she got some oral hygiene issues this one, So glad that I left and didn't waste my money.
Procced with caution with this one as it could be A post-op Tranny and best to avoid IMO
Geez Louise, that sounds like an epic afternoon(or was it evening?) menage-a-trois and very good vfm @ £140. Maybe something I'll need to try if the conditions present themselves as seems to be the case for you having seen Jessy before. I had my doubts about Mona after seeing her negative reviews and she's a bit big for my taste but it sounds like the girls performed well together which is half the battle. I have seen Jessy before and she's much more my cup of tea. Were they in the first flat, middle flat, or end flat? There are 3 usual venues in the same street as I recall, there could be more but I've only been to the 3 myself.
epic morning it was indeed. I'll remember this one for a long time I think.
middle.
Do they do girl on Girl at the duo bookings ?
Got a visit to Glasgow in the next few days thinking of trying Jesse first she more to my liking.
They did not do anything together. Just me controlling and acting on both. I prefer when they are not lesbian. I find I get more attention from both this way. Just personal preference of course.
I am considering a quick trip to Glasgow... 😁
They say CIM at discretion, was this included or on offer do you think?
I did not ask. I did not query any other extra either.