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English-joanne

Crigglestone - WF4 (see outcall areas in Details)
3 reviews
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Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Height: 5'2"

Weight: 7st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Cup Size: C

Breast Enhancement: Enhanced

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: Yes

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

3 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.3/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

Met on

£40 15m

Outskirts of Wakefield. • Incall

Would repeat

Communications

Texted Joanne, quick reply and arranged a meet within 2 hours.

Venue

Went in to what i can only describe as a bit of a dump. Room wasn't that tidy, bed in the living room wasn't really for me but mini me was desperate and i was already there.

The Meet

The blowjob was deep and sloppy which is exactly what i wanted, got towards the end we finished with some face fucking and i shot my load of the tits.

Final Thoughts

All in all i went with positive (as i was there for a bj), wouldn't fuck her with the record and i would return if i fancied just a blowjob again.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£70 30m

countryside between Wakefield and Barnsley • Incall • Parking available

Communications

Good coms, no issues at all, dealt with via text.

Venue

The location is in a well kept council estate in the countryside between Wakefield and Barnsley. Entered the house in the usual manor, with Joanne hiding behind the door. Shown to the front room which had a bed and was very dark. Now here is the strange thing, I heard some scratching and sniffing, turns out there were 4 cages covered in blankets apparently containing small dogs. No discernable smell and it didn't put me off as my appendage was leading the charge.

Looks

Nice body, and dressed as i requested in a nice dress. She advertises herself to be 45, might be an underestimate, but I wouldn't argue the point, it was very dark.

The Meet

Her service is very soft, gentle and sensual, gentle DFK , and fondeling before droping to her knees for very soft OWO. On to the bed where she performed more OWO which was nice and slow. She then said I could have bareback for an extra £20 which I politely refused, off with her clothes, very nice false tits and generally nice body, on with the condom, cowgirl, missionary and doggy before finishing over her pussy.

Final Thoughts

This was borderline between neutral and positive, but the service delivered was thoughtful and sensual....but the bareback...oh dear.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£40 15m

Unthank Road • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I met with Joanne a few weeks ago now; sorry for the late reply. Communication is by text and it's to the point:

Me: "Hey gorgeous are you free for a 15 minute bare session this afternoon? We've met before so hope that will be OK? xxx"
Her: "I've got 5.30."

Venue

She was staying in a fancy pub/bar/hotel at the top of Unthank Road, and with it being 5.30pm on a Friday it was very busy there! But I followed Joanne's directions to her room and was soon inside. It was a separate room, like an annexe. Spacious and cosy. Lights were dimmed. Joanne had said that the staff there know her trade and would therefore ask her how many extra towels she would like when checking in! It is the world's oldest profession after all I suppose...

Looks

Joannr has a fantastic body. Fake boobs but not huge, very natural and pert. Trim tummy, nice ass and legs. Small responsive nipples. She's mid 40s but her body could be 10-15 years younger. Facially however she reflects her age. She has no teeth at the front and I think she's aware and conscious of that. Previous reviews have talked about her alcoholism and having to share her hotel room with two dogs - neither was an issue this time.

The Meet

So I arrived at her hotel at 5.25. She was staying in a fancy pub/bar/hotel at the top of Unthank Road, and with it being 5.30pm on a Friday it was very busy there! But I followed Joanne's directions to her room and was soon inside. It was a separate room, like an annexe. Spacious and cosy. Lights were dimmed. Joanne had said that the staff there know her trade and would therefore ask her how many extra towels she would like when checking in! It is the world's oldest profession after all I suppose...

Joannr has a fantastic body. Fake boobs but not huge, very natural and pert. Trim tummy, nice ass and legs. Small responsive nipples. She's mid 40s but her body could be 10-15 years younger. Facially however she reflects her age. She has no teeth at the front and I think she's aware and conscious of that. Previous reviews have talked about her alcoholism and having to share her hotel room with two dogs - neither was an issue this time.

Joanne was on her period. She had cleared it with me prior when arranging via text whether I still wanted to meet. The answer was yes!

So anyway, we started off with a quick blow job. I'm not a fan of blow jobs anyway, and I didn't really get into it, so I thought I'd get myself going. I got Joanne to sit back, legs wide so I could inspect her close up. She has big vagina lips. Very nice. I wanked myself hard and was ready. Joanne applied some lubricant. I'm not a fan of this either - I prefer natural pussy juice as lube, or spit! But Joanne is a seasoned pro. She's not "into it" like a novice might be, or a swinger or sex addict whose doing this for money but actually gets off on it. No, this is just a transaction for Joanne. In and out. So lubed up I stuffed my cock into her vagina bare. She was right and I was playing with her nipples, I knew I wouldn't last long. And as expected, a few strokes in and bang - I unloaded deep inside her.

As usual, at that point, just after the point that the orgasm comes to a shuddering halt, the guilt sets in. Guilt about whether this should be my hobby or not. Guilt about having done it bare. Guilt about the money spent (£40 for 15 minutes). I pulled out and wiped up. As I was getting dressed the doubt about the bareback was in my mind and I noticed two or three packets of tablets on the sideboard. I tried to get a glimpse as to what they were. Maybe some STI suppressant? Do they exist? I couldn't tell. So I said to Joanne, "It was OK that we did it bare yeah?" and she playfully hit me on the chest saying "do you want a smack?" almost like the thought of her having a disease was impossible or laughable. Like "come on, what do you think?"

Final Thoughts

Joanne has had three if not four profiles before and each one of them had hundreds of feedbacks. She must have taken more bare cock in her time than I've had hot dinners. And she's still going. So that gives me comfort that all is OK and that I'll go back!

The positives outweigh the negatives so it's a yes from me.

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