LadyPineapple

A little about me..
I’m Elle (L…)
I’m a slim, tattooed, petite lady with a slight alternative look, a little feisty at times, yet intelligent (rare compared to other girls on here it seems..).

I've been told that I've not put much about me on here so maybe a little more information will help haha.

I am not your typical type of escort in the sense that I am not filthy, naughty (well I am naughty but more naughty GFE) and I am not going to meet you and fuck you as quick as possible and leave. I am British, I don’t escort because I HAVE to, I do it because I WANT to. I will probably be the best escort you ever meet, hence my rates not being low.

I can promise you that my photos are ME and apparently I look better in person (I disagree, I’ve seen my face on accidental selfie mode lol). If you book me, my body will hopefully blow your socks off, it that doesn’t, my mouth will ;-)

I like to get to know my clients and have them get to know me a little so we can relax together.

How it usually goes during a booking is;
We meet, you go “WOW”, we chat, I make you laugh, I wait until you are ready (I do not push anyone into anything), have a little or a lot of kissing...
One thing leads to another and you realise how intense my eyes are that make you lose it :-P

When contacting me, please do not message with incoherent messages- it does not give me a good vibe so I’m unlikely to reply or even meet.

All I ask is that anyone that books me needs to WASH BEFOREHAND & treat me with respect in order to get the best out of your booking with me.

If you want to treat me like a piece of shit, you'll get that reciprocated. I am not here for you to think you are superior to me, I am a normal (ish) person and don't do this for the money, I do this because I enjoy it and enjoy meeting new people.

What I do and don't do depends on the client, if I do not get a good feeling about you, the standard is what is on the table.
If I get a good feeling about my client, it opens up more doors to him (take that how you like haha :-P).

I may not have a lot of feedback but I know that a lot of my clients were/are shy or keep a very low profile so they do not leave feedback to maintain their anonymity.

If I intrigue you, you should book me. I’m probably the best to meet if it’s your first time seeing an escort, as I am friendly & bubbly in person and will do what I can to put you at ease when you are in my company.

If you have changed your mind or just can't meet me, just be honest with me, I’m more likely to understand. If you are nervous, speak to me, I’ll put you at ease.
If you do cancel and then plan to rebook, you will have to pay a 50% deposit to secure your next booking.

Those who just fail to turn up or cancel too close to the booking, will be blocked.

INCALLS AVAILABLE ONCE EVERY 2 WEEKS, USUALLY FROM FRIDAY EVENING THROUGH TO SUNDAY MORNING.

Incalls take place in other accomodation and not at my home due to safety reasons. I mainly do incalls in Cambridge, occasionally Huntingdon with Peterborough once a year, but if you find me anyone else, you are very lucky and should immediately book me!

My rates are non negotiable, if you try.. I will inflate my rates just for you!

I’m not like the other escorts, I’m fiery and fun but also intelligent & sassy.

Thank you for looking and I hope to see you soon.

I DO NOT DO CIM- please stop asking!
NO ANAL.

I do NOT see men over the age of 53... (I've had some bad experiences with gents close to 60-70... ).

I DO see men of all ethnicities.
Cum on my face costs extra- £20
Filming - £20 extra

Dare to negotiate my rates, you’ll be charged double… and likely blocked.
Threesomes for 1hr cost £300.
No anal or any type of anal play- I ONLY do it with my HUSBAND.

I often get asked what I enjoy doing or how a client can make our meet better...

It's my aim to make you happy. I'm pretty simple with what I enjoy- kissing (not sloppy, open mouthy kisses and don’t come at me with your tongue wagging about- wtf is that about?!-... passionate ones are the better way to go), I like giving and receiving oral but only give if you know what you're doing.

Clean fingers are welcomed, as long as your nails are short and your fingers aren’t rough.

I don't like roleplay as I find it awkward, I do like to dress up in sexy lingerie, but you will have to ask for it.

You can request this from me if you plan to book me for an hour or more- I will not dress up for 15mins.

I have heels, happy to wear them for you-I have Louboutins too- I don’t always pack heels when I do incalls so please request these in advance so I can pack them.