Pretty99999 – Thai Female Escort in Bankside

loveahe

Reviewed on 12 Jun 2021

8/10

£100 1h

Bermondsey, a few minutes walk from London Bridge station just south of the tracks • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Good, contacted her that morning and she came back with available times that day which were two slots later in the afternoon so agreed on 3pm. Told her I'd contact her about half an hour before and she said fine she'd send me the exact address then.

Venue

Small private apartment block, she will come down and let you in as she seems paranoid about people banging the door. She wears a kind of professional therapists tunic when she comes to meet you (and sees you out afterwards). Bedroom has a fairly large and decent shower room attached to it so no running through a hallway. Massage table and bed both next to each other in the room.

Looks

Fairly cute, Isaan looks so a bit darker than usual and has also put on some weight (maybe during lockdown?) Not overweight but quite thick set and her thighs are quite powerful! The positive side of this is that her tits are fantastic! States she is 23, but I think late 20's is possibly more accurate.

The Meet

Sorted out the paperwork and had a quick shower (alone) before laying face down on the massage table. She stripped down to her knickers straight away so those gorgeous tits were brushing against me from the off. Massage was good, and lasted about 25 mins or so, before moved onto the bed next to the massage table. Straight onto my back and she removed her knickers and started with the B2B. She uses her tits very well and my old boy loved the bombay rolls. Was rubbing her pussy on my leg as she was squeezing my leg between her powerful thighs. Unfortunately the sight of those voluptuous tits working their magic meant, coupled with the fact it was my first fun for a long while meant that the party was over far too quickly. She cleaned me up then sat me up and finished the massage on my head and neck. Had a shower (alone) afterwards and went on my merry way.

Final Thoughts

Would I return? Yes, nice girl and knows how to use her tits for the B2B. Would I recommend? Yes, just don't expect a tiny little Asian, this one is packing a punch but it has it's benefits.

sanchez • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

I saw her a while ago pre-lockdown and she had already added a few pounds but mentioned she was hitting the gym again. Didn’t matter to me too much as when those lovely big tits and nice arse were soaped up in the shower it was always good.

Looks like she has really dropped from her services for good. Shame. Always enjoyed my time with her.

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deek12345 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Although Anita's listing mentions her skilled mouth, when i texted her she said she doesn't do OW any more. It's not on her listing now either.

Her pics are of course taken 6/7 years ago when she was a slim early 20s lady.

Her listing no longer mentions assisted shower, before or (as once was ) before and after.

He price for FBSM and body to body (I guess including HE) is now 60 minutes for £150, which probably makes this about the most expensive naked massage with HE in London.

So, she's older, a bit chubbier, has reduced her services and nearly doubled her prices.

Some reviews say she is still attractive with meaty thighs, but intending to go to the gym.

With what else is on offer for £150 for 60 minutes, seems an expensive option.

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joncach

Reviewed on 01 Jun 2021

9/10

£100 1h

Near London Bridge Station • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

As I have stated, I have been to see Anita many times over the years and never been disappointed.

Venue

Near London Bridge Station

Looks

Anita is a tiny asian lady with amazing bolt ons.

The Meet

Each session starts with a shared shower, where Anita joins me and gives me a thorough soaping. She is not shy about mutual touching (although does not allow fingering) Once clean and dry, it is onto the massage table, where we are both naked. She starts with a good firm massage with plenty of cc swipes and friendly chat. A good amount of oil, and me having plenty to occupy my hands. It is then onto the bed where the fun begins. Starting with the body to body, with plenty of mutual touching and a play of her clit. Once all the right buttons are pushed onto a covered oral session. A bit more of a relaxed session, however always delivers the good.

Final Thoughts

I have seen her several times and never had a bad session. I shall be back!

tantraman • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

> joncach on June 01, 2021, 02:07:01 pm:
> Anita is a tiny asian lady with amazing bolt ons.

... as per photos collected here 🎵

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deek12345 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Joncach's review is interesting. I saw this lady ages ago, and found it good, and she did what it said on the tin etc.

My experience matched reports from many others, so i didn't do a review at the time.

But i havent been recently, since i was told a few months back that she had stopped doing OW, and i can see this has been removed from her services list or description on her profile.

Was this a review of a recent visit?. If so, it would indicate that OW is now back on her list.

I seem to remember that OW was an extra £20 on top of the £100, but confirmation of price from joncach would be useful.

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joncach • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Visit was a few months ago. There was no extra. Perhaps as I am a repeat customer

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West London Guy

Reviewed on 27 Oct 2019

8/10

£120 1h

near London Bridge • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Texted Anita with a few days notice to arrange a meeting after work. As has been said, she is right next to a pub near London Bridge and instead of buzzing your into the building comes down to open the door herself so anyone looking for discretion might be a bit nervous. She came down to let me in after only around 30 seconds of a delay and was in civvies so wasn't totally obvious however regulars in the boozer next door probably know exactly what's going on. I suspect it would be easier in the winter when fewer people are drinking outside.

Venue

Room was set up with a massage table next to the bed and an en-suite bathroom.

Looks

Thai, short, pretty, nice boobs

The Meet

Anyway follow her up to her flat where I was asked to take off my shoes before going into the room. Room was set up with a massage table next to the bed and an en-suite bathroom. Confirmed the shared shower and handed over the cash. Anita put on a shower cap for this which was quite funny. There was plenty of rubbing and tugging in the shower which was great, and although it was a short shower I was happy to get the massage started. All in all a decent massage, the first half of the time I was face down and then flipped. There was little to no action here, no CC swipes or a hint at anything more (apart from the fact that she was totally naked). After the massage ended it was onto the bed where she gave me a B2B with oil, which was incredible. She covered me up and set to work on a slow and sensual covered blowjob. No deep throat or face fucking but was perfect after the relaxing massage. Came in the bag, then a small bit more massaging before a (solo) shower and out the door almost bang on 60 minutes.

Final Thoughts

The good Massage, girl, blowjob. The not-so-good Would prefer OWO. Entrance to the flat not massively discrete. The bad Not that I can think of. Think next time I'll go for the solo shower and only stay 30 mins as for £70 it's decent value imo.

West London Guy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Had another meeting with Anita this week. Was in London for a meeting which ended up getting cancelled so had a bit of spare time one lunchtime.

Texted to arrange, she was running 10 minutes late. Only big deal is that it's fairly conspicuous so had to go to the nearby park for a bit.

Service very similar as before apart this time she allowed fingers in during the B2B and really responded to it.

Enjoyed the experience but it being within 6 months of our last meeting I couldn't post a separate review

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West London Guy • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Just lining up some post-lockdown plans and she's gone

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Bushmills • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

She has been showing as available every day for at least a week up to now. So if the profile is off, it may just be a temporary thing.

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Bravoo

Reviewed on 23 Apr 2019

6/10

Incall

Communications

Plan A: - called the number, but Monica was not in that day. I agreed a slot with the provider for that day (forget her name). When I reached, was let in at the main entrance, but as I knocked on the room, to my disappointment, the lady opens and apologetically says the other punter is still inside, and there was some screw-up with the scheduling. I was asked to wait 15 mins. Gentle shake of the head, and I walk out.

Plan B:

called and asked for availability, to be given an appointment 30 min later than my preferred time. In the 10 mins I took to consider and I said yes, that slot was taken as well.

There was an itch to scratch and my dick was staring at me with exasperation, so I frantically looked for other options and called Pretty99999 - after reading good reviews.

She confirmed the slot, and I was away.

Venue

I was let in, and a dog+another girl in the house was let out.

Looks

Anita is rather short, but looked stunning in those shiny lips and ample cleavage.

The Meet

I was let in, and a dog+another girl in the house was let out.

Anita is rather short, but looked stunning in those shiny lips and ample cleavage. Paid upfront, showered and lay on the massage table. She got naked, and gave a very good massage with the right pressure, but no sensual elements during the proper massage (first half).

Then she moves you on to the bed and slow oily handjob for a good 15 mins. Had a good feel of the boobs, which felt wholesome and natural and the pussy on the outside.

Finished off with a calf massage as I had some time left.

Final Thoughts

All in all good massage, and a positive because she saved the day for me, and I did not have to come back home with my balls full.

I would probably not revisit, as it was not exceptional.

betraws

Reviewed on 25 Feb 2019

6/10

£150 1h 5m

London Bridge • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Done through text then a phone call to announce my arrival. Anita checks you through the building camera system and then answers the door.

Venue

Block of flats next to a pub. Decent enough. Nice enough place. Room is quite small, especially with the massage table in it. Very very warm too!

Looks

Nice enough. Pictures are better than the actual girl it has to be said, but not a million miles off.

The Meet

Anita checks you through the building camera system and then lead me to her apartment. Nice enough place. Room is quite small, especially with the massage table in it. Very very warm too! Anita's english is ok, but not really casual conversation level. She can understand fine though. Anyway, she offers me the option of massage or assisted shower first. I opted for shower and she dons her hair cap and joins me in the shower. A nice touch, but it lasted literally 3 minutes. A shame because I was enjoying it and she just walked out... 🤷 Anyway, I rinse off and she beckons me face down onto the massage table. She spends a good 20-25 minutes going through the motions and gives a half decent massage. She then asks me to turn over and gives the front some attention. So we're about 35 mins in now and it's time to move onto the Nuru. Her bed is where it takes place and she disappears for 5 mins to get the nuru. When back she gets going and proceeds to do a decent B2B massage which I was enjoying. After about 10 mins of that, she puts a rubber on and gives some oral which is ok. After about 5 mins of it, I ask her to go back to using her hands body and remove the condom. This was a no no! I wasn't allowed to cum on the bed anywhere so the rubber had to stay on. I wasn't feeling this and was quite disappointed so I asked if we could shower. Fair play, she said yes and that helped. I knew we were closing in on the end of the time, so I took control to finish myself off. She didn't like cum being anywhere in her vicinity which was a bit meh. Cleaned myself off in the shower, got dressed and left with a 1hr 5 min total time.

Final Thoughts

Neutral. The service was decent in parts and the shower was a nice touch, but it just seemed expensive for rub'n'tug. I know the Nuru costs, but I'd have probably been a positive if the price was £120 tops.

chengcj

Reviewed on 20 Dec 2018

8/10

£120 1h

A flat 2-3 minutes walk from London Bridge train station. • Incall

Recommend

Communications

Texted her in the morning on the day. Got a reply within a few minutes. Confirmed time and location for an afternoon session.

Venue

The massage takes place in the bedroom with a double bed and massage table. The room was a little bit cold. Shower facilities were excellent and were used before and after.

Looks

She is OK attractive, but wouldn't turn my head if I saw her on the street. She smiles a lot. She’s 5ft 3 sounds about right. Her breasts are of a nice round handful shape, sag a little.

The Meet

We started in the bathroom for the shared shower which was great. Plenty of her stroking my cock and me playing with her breasts. She would rub my cock between her tits which made me quite horny. After the shared shower, Anita asked me to lie down on the massage table and she gave me a very decent back massage.The back massage was so good that I felt horny without her touching my cock. Then she asked me to move onto the bed and lay on my back for her to start the b2b with loads of oil. Really enjoyed her body sliding all over my body. Lots of ass and tits groping. Love sucking her tits as well. On with the condom for a blow job. The blowjob was really good in my opinion. I don't like super hard / fast bj. She managed to do this thing where the tip of my cock got really excited without her moving too much. No idea how she did it, but it felt really good. Then pop in the condom. The assisted shower at the end was nothing special, but I was not too bothered by that.

Final Thoughts

I would definitely recommend this WG as I had a great massage and bj.

Pperve

Reviewed on 08 Dec 2018

7/10

£120

next to the Rose pub in London Bridge • Incall

Communications

Texted to arrange a visit later that day. Text getting rejected. Anita then gives me a call saying time was okay and would send me a Whatsapp with address. This was the day O2 decided to screw the network up so my Whatsapp was not working. Got to a wifi zone and down loaded address amd sent confirmation

Got to the place next to the Rose pub in London Bridge. Tried to call to get flat number. However, Anita's phone was not working thanks to O2 and my what's app was of line for the same reason. Eventually hotspotted my non punting phone and got Anita on what's app.

Venue

nice room and shower close to London Bridge

Looks

Anita is pretty. Facially I found her very attractive in a cute way. Her body is also an attractive size 6. She is not gym fit and toned however no complaints from me. She is tiny however, can't be above 5'.

The Meet

Anita starts off giving you a really sensual shower to get you in the mood. Open to touching, however, I was more about being passive on this one.

After the shower on a massage table on on your back for a good massage mixed with sensual cc. Best bit was when she used her breasts on your back. I could sense Anita checking her phone however at this point it was not annoying.

Then asked to move onto the bed for massage on front then b2b. At this point it was looking like a great punt. After the b2b, on with the mac and an okay OW. Think OWO would have taken it to the next level. Popped in the bag and then the clean up. This is when the positive started to become a neutral. Anita cleaned me up with wet wipes (not sure which she used, however, stung like putting Aftershave on after a shave). Then excused herself to have a quick shower. On her return she continued with a head massage. At this point her checking the phone was becoming annoying. Head massage was okay, would have been better if she used both hands as opposed to one hand checking her phone. At time she said okay you want a shower. I asked if she would join me, her response was she would do my back. This was Anita standing outside the shower and slapping a bit of soap on my back. Anyway out the shower on with my kit and was accompanied to the door. As I put on my shoes noticed another set of large size 12 men's shoes had appeared by the door. May be her pimp or old mans as I feel the flat only had one SP (could be wrong)

Final Thoughts

Good punt with edge taken of by phone checking and not so great assisted shower at end

Looks : 8/10 worked for me.
Body: 7/10 5' slim with good C cups
Comms: 4/10 more O2's fault I feel
Location: 8/10 nice room and shower close to London Bridge

Would I return. Maybe, I think the excessive focus to the phone may have been due to the trouble with the network and my shower expectations at end could have been made at beginning of punt.

Y2J

Reviewed on 05 Dec 2018

7/10

£120 1h

A flat mins walk very close to London Bridge train station. Next door to the Rose pub. • Incall

Recommend

Communications

Comms were very good, we initially communicated via text and then I rang her to sort out the date and time. I had to text on the day to confirm and call her when I arrived at the address.

Venue

The massage takes place in the bedroom which is a bit too small for a double bed and massage table. Shower facilities were excellent and were used before and after.

Looks

Anita is very attractive with a great smile and lovely friendly personality. Hot body in my opinion I didn’t find her tits to be saggy like someone’s else’s review I read. Thought she had a cute silky smooth body.

The Meet

Upon arrival Anita asked me to put my face up to the doorbell camera and then came downstairs to meet me in a nice dress.. The massage takes place in the bedroom which is a bit too small for a double bed and massage table. Shower facilities were excellent and were used before and after. Anita is very attractive with a great smile and lovely friendly personality. We had loads to talk about during the massage and made me felt at ease. She kept saying thank you to me for being so polite and gentlemen like with her I can only imagine she’s had a few d***s for clients that ruin it for other. Hot body in my opinion I didn’t find her tits to be saggy like someone’s else’s review I read. Thought she had a cute silky smooth body. The Massage I went for a 1 hour b2b massage with assisted shower. We went into the bathroom for the shared shower which was great and gave me a hand job first poo done. Plenty of her stroking my cock and me playing with her breasts and sucking her nipples. After the shared shower, Anita asked me to lie down on the massage table and she gave me a decent back massage. Then asked me to move onto the bed and lay on my back for her to start the b2b with loads of oil. Soon got me hard again on with the condom for a blow job, loads of groping on her tits and arse.

Final Thoughts

Conclusion I would definitely recommend Anita as I had a great time during the massage. Treat her well. Positives Anita is very attractive and has a nice body. 7/10. Plenty of touching allowed and encouraged. Shared shower before and after.

advanced • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

> Y2J on December 05, 2018, 04:08:02 pm:
> She kept saying thank you to me for being so polite and gentlemen like with her
> I can only imagine she’s had a few d***s for clients that ruin it for other. Hot
> body in my opinion I didn’t find her tits to be saggy like someone’s else’s
> review I read. Thought she had a cute silky smooth body.Treat her well.

I don't know how many thai's you have seen but they all say this stuff, sounds like she got you hooked. 😁

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Y2J • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

> advanced on December 05, 2018, 04:14:51 pm:
> I don't know how many thai's you have seen but they all say this stuff, sounds
> like she got you hooked.😁

First Thai I’ve seen so I guess she got me hooked but thanks for pointing that out m. I’ll be more carefull in future. But she was really friendly not like your normal European b2b joints who don’t show any friendlyness or put you at ease 🤪

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Waterhouse • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

> Y2J on December 05, 2018, 04:08:02 pm:
> I went for a 1 hour b2b massage with assisted shower. We went into the bathroom
> for the shared shower which was great and gave me a hand jobfirst poo done.
> Plenty of her stroking my cock and me playing with her breasts and sucking her
> nipples.
Cheers for the review Y2J

Was HS extra, or included? 😂 😂

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Y2J • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

> Yondu616 on December 05, 2018, 05:29:33 pm:
> Cheers for the review Y2JWas HS extra, or included?😂😂

My bad typo meant first Pop done! Not a regular punter but I’m one to share when I do to the team 👊🏼

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Waterhouse • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

> Y2J on December 05, 2018, 11:22:21 pm:
> My bad typo meant first Pop done! Not a regular punter but I’m one to share when
> I do to the team 👊🏼
I'm just pulling your leg, we all kmow what you meant. The important thing is the review itself. Many thanks and good on ya. 👍 👋

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Rajsen

Reviewed on 29 Oct 2018

7/10

£150 1h

London Bridge train station • Incall

Recommend

Communications

Comms were very good, we initially communicated via text and then I rang her to sort out the date and time. I had to text on the day to confirm and call her when I arrived at the address.

Venue

A flat in a grey building very close to London Bridge train station. Less than 5 minutes walk. It’s about 20 metres away from a pub on the corner. The massage takes place in the bedroom which is a bit too small for a double bed and massage table. Also the room was a tab warm for me. Shower facilities were excellent and were used before, during and after.

Looks

Anita is very attractive in my opinion with a great smile. She’s very small (even though I’m not very tall) and probably only came up to my shoulder. Her breasts are clearly fake, and sag a little. On the plus side, she has lovely suckable nipples.

The Meet

Upon arrival Anita asked me to put my face up to the doorbell camera and then came downstairs to meet me in a nice dress which showed off her ample cleavage. Luckily not many people were around and no one saw me entering behind her. Lovely view of her derrière waking up the stairs. The massage takes place in the bedroom which is a bit too small for a double bed and massage table. Also the room was a tab warm for me. Shower facilities were excellent and were used before, during and after.

Final Thoughts

I would definitely recommend Anita as I had a great time during the massage. However, having said that, I won’t be going back to see her. The reason being, the punt wasn’t particularly memorable. I’ve had massages where I’ve thought, I can’t wait to go back. Despite having a great time with Anita, I didn’t really get this feeling. Positives: Anita is very attractive and has a nice body with amazing suckable nipples. I’d say 7/10. Plenty of touching allowed and encouraged. Shared shower before and after Nuru were nice touches. I actually had a great time during the punt, it was much raunchier then many others. Negatives - minor gripes really: Nuru gel was too watery. Room was a bit small. Massage table felt like it was going to collapse (I’m not particularly heavy).

Sonofstimpy

Reviewed on 08 Oct 2018

9/10

£150 1h 30m

Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Morning Been lurking a little while so thought it about time I left a couple of reviews hopefully I’ll cover everything necessary, I don’t do full service but do enjoy a good sensual b2b massage, I saw pretty (Anita) about 6 weeks ago on a day visit to London I knew I was heading down for the day so messaged during the week to confirm a Saturday am appointment . Text communication was good all relevant details supplied and given a location and asked to call on arrival.

Venue

I don’t know the area but will say it was a well appointed fairly new apartment and the rooms were clean and functional. Her en-suite shower is something else room for two to play is something you don’t get very often.

Looks

Anita came down and let me into the block of apartments I followed Anita upstairs who looked great in her short skirt and top into her apartment... when she returned dressed in black suspenders stockings and lingerie she looked abosolutley fantastic...

The Meet

I arrived at the location a few minutes early and text Anita to see if she was available a few minutes later I received a message with the apartment details and called when I arrived. A couple of minutes later Anita came down and let me into the block of apartments I followed Anita upstairs who looked great in her short skirt and top into her apartment, removed my shoes and Shown into her room . We sorted money out £150 for 1 hour nuru massage with assisted shower and protected oral and I asked Anita if she would dress up in stockings and suspenders to start the session (I had asked in my messages but she had forgotten) so Anita sets too prepairing the room (nuru sheer was fitted to the bed and cleaned down with dettol which was appreciated and shows a good attitude towards our health and safety ) and herself leaving me sat naked on the massage table, a few cheeky touches of the old man and her went back and forth whilst she sorted everything out ,cover on bed nuru gel etc , once sorted she dissapeared to get herself ready when she returned dressed in black suspenders stockings and lingerie she looked abosolutley fantastic and started one of the best b2b/nuru massages I’ve received , She started by climbing onto the massage table and straddling me whilst rubbing/grinding herself into my old man to get his attention which didn’t take long, a good 10 minutes of mutual touching light kissing commenced, after about 10 minutes Anita suggested we took a shower where she washed me and herself and continued to tease me throughout (oral in the shower would have been a great touch ) , after we had a shower we moved to the bed where she set about the nuru massage this was amazing and fun feeling her body slide all over was a great feeling and plenty of sensual touches c/c swipes kept me excited after a while she asked me to turn over and the nuru massage continued and into oral with a condom, I don’t know how long this went on for but felt amazing and didn’t take long to fill the condom, once finished it was back into the shower for a clean down and Anita washed me and herself down again, a quick dry off and onto the massage table to finish off with .

Final Thoughts

All in I was there around an hour and a half and cannot fault Anita’s attitude at all really good personality and service provided I just wish I lived closer as this could become a expaensive hobby !!