Age: 40-44
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Slovakian
Orientation: Straight
£60 15m
Chatsworth Sq • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Comms were done by text mainly then phone once I was outside the venue. Comms were ok on the whole but she can be a bit blunt at times although I'm not 100% convinced that its not someone else who does her comms - I had a text just before my scheduled time saying 'ready now' which was handy as I was almost parked right outside. Phoned to say 'I'm here' but no immediate answer and, when I did het through and was let in, she was muttering about people 'saying she was ready when she wasn't'... I don't know if I'm right but thats what I picked up.
Venue was one of the flats on Chatsworth Sq (ie. certainly nothing special) and was greeted at the door by Leila who was absolutely starkers.
First impression is that her photos ARE her... but not recent by quite a while. She's quite a bit bigger than you'd maybe be expecting with a fair old tummy and, as for being 39, I'd say that's 'optimistic' at best... I'm now heading towards my mid-40's and I have a strong suspicion that she's got a few years on me...
I can't honestly remember how much I paid - I think it ended up being £60 for a 15 min pump n dump - but it was basically just a decent bit of OW then FS in a few positions with an EE who at least spoke v good english and could hold down a conversation.
Maybe neutral is a bit generous but, even though it was only a couple of weeks back, I don't remember that much detail it was so 'average'... I wouldn't be bothered about going back though and would have to be VERY desperate before I'd consider doing so!
£130 40m
Flat near the Atrium in Camberley • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
I'd booked a couple of hours earlier. Got to Camberley about and called. She hadn't remembered the booking but was free. English is good, she told me the location and I made my way over.
Flat near the Atrium in Camberley, ground floor and fit for purpose.
The pictures on the profile are a good few years old and were professionally taken. She's bigger, probably a size 16. I wouldn't have given her a second look down the pub. I'd probably have walked if a plan B was possible, but hadn't found many options. I have limited opportunities to get out so decided to go with it.
She has a bit of a routine, starting with a massage. FK @ discretion and which she explained meant it was off the menu. She asked why I'd want to kiss mentioning my wedding ring! FFS 🤦 Also questions about why I do this if I'm married 🤦 🤦 I enjoyed OW, HR, Massage. I'd had a few other things in mind but didn't really fancy her. I managed 2 pops. Questions about the OH always put me off! I paid £130 for the hour and left after about 40 minutes. Shower was offered afterwards, the bathroom was clean.
It's a solid neutral, she a nice lady, pics are out of date, service was OK but....
Very strange question for an SP to ask, never experienced that before. Would definitely be a turn off !
I’ve not encountered it often but yes, a definite passion killer!
How you managed two pops OP I have no idea. Horrendous, put me off punting for a few months
OP, was it required that you had to produce two pops to be allowed to leave ? 😁
I'd have no chance
Would probably still be there 😱
£80 20m
dunfermline center • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
After years of punting the day has finally arrived. My first negative. I normally put a good amount of research into who I go to see and this was no different. Girl had plenty of positives and recent feedback. I don't want to offend the other reviews but specsavers have an offer on just now. Maybe fife is just that bad.
flat close to dunfermline center
Negative from the moment walked in. Hid behind door and what greeted me was a mid 50s women who looked nothing like the photos. Honestly the photos on the website must be at least 10 to 15 years ago. Size 18 to 20 to say the least. Should of walked but was on a tight schedule and decided to bash on. Tits have lost all shape and size. Arse like a burst sandbag.
Meet happened last month late evening £80 half hour - flat close to dunfermline center
Girl
Negative from the moment walked in. Hid behind door and what greeted me was a mid 50s women who looked nothing like the photos. Honestly the photos on the website must be at least 10 to 15 years ago. Size 18 to 20 to say the least. Should of walked but was on a tight schedule and decided to bash on. Tits have lost all shape and size. Arse like a burst sandbag.
Service
Offered massage and it was terrible. Literally just sat rubbing back with one hand. Chatting shit about all sorts. Eventually turned over and had condom on for OW before even hard. Started making weird popping noises when trying to get going. No ball play and positioned so couldnt get near anything. Eventually hard and nailed her quickly in mish to get over the line.
Checked on way out only in 20mins.
That bad a punt that i'll be saving up abit more cash from now on and going for these young fuckers at100hh. Sour taste in the mouth to be sure
Would I revisit - Not a chance
I started punting over 20 years ago and recall seeing her ad and giving it some consideration - the pics were the same that long ago...
I warned of this horror… fat as fuck.. with no OWO ever.
Mate i can't see this in your reviews. My research never past the test then! Cheers
Think I commented on someone’s review… she does have some crap reviews.. I always go with recent one.. in last year.. no longer.
£70 25m
just south of the town center • Incall • Free parking
Would repeat
arranged over the phone and sent text with the address.
Top floor flat, plenty of free parking, just south of the town center.
Quite a big girl, probably about a size 18, a bit of a tum, I would say older than the 38 she states, English is very good (has a very deep voice), chatty and pleasant.
met at the door with Leila wearing just a bathrobe. Exchanged the paperwork. She was starkers before I had my shoes off. Onto the bed and was offered a massage which I declined. Started some light kissing while she played with the wee fella. She puts on the bag for some oral - couldn't remember if OW was on her list. Quite good oral with a lot of ball licking. Went for some RO, tidy pussy, quite moist. Then she climbs on top, good technique and nice watching her very heavy tits bounce. Went for some doggy and finished up with mish. Given some wet wipes to clean up. In and out in about 25 minutes.
this was no more than an average punt but Leila did everything I asked, although not very enthusiastically. I think she's very experienced but blethers a lot. Might go back as there's not much choice in Fife.
There is plenty of choice in Fife. There's the X55, the X56, the train.
Your review reads like a neutral at best, phrases like "not very enthusiastic" jump out at me and if ever a sentence summed up the saying damning with faint praise it's "Might go back as there's not much choice in Fife".
I presume it's that very lack of choice that turns a neutral experience into a positive. Do we need a new category of 'A bit crap, but good for Fife'?
I've looked at this one often, but the mixed reviews and comments about her age and weight have put me off. Nothing here to make me change my mind.
‘Then she climbs on top’...
Punter was taking a bit of a chance there if she’s a size 18. 🙄
While I don't think I'll ever go see Leila, I think some of the comments about her size are a touch exaggerated. I've seen her around town a few times and while she's definitely a sturdy lass she's got a way to go before she could be called fat. She's quite tall too.
After I saw her, defo not worth a punt with her. I just thought she had a bit of a chip on her shoulder.
I see Crystal is back in Fife so might take a trip and visit her again as she's always good.
Thanks for that; hadn't noticed. Wonder if I can get there before you.... 😂
Age before beauty.... so your first 😁 .
Sad, but true 🎉
£80 30m
Dunfermline • Incall • Free parking
Recommend
No issues here all done by text.
Central location, easy to find and free parking within walking distance. Flat was nice.
I'd say she's a bit older than the stated 37 on her profile, probably early to mid forties and has a body appropriate for someone of that age. I thought she is quite attractive and she has a cracking set of chebs.
Saw Leila when she was in Dunfermline around the beginning of may. Arrived on time, money exchanged and had a bit of chat. Stripped off and received covered oral then sex in a few positions until I popped. Clothes back on and out the door. She was friendly throughout and services were given with a good attitude.
For 80 quid (noticed it has since dropped back down to 70) I was a bit disappointed she gave covered oral but as we hadn't discussed beforehand I accepted that was my mistake and didn't raise the issue during the meet. Also, as other reviewers have stated she does like to talk a load of bollocks. Overall, I was happy and enjoyed my time.
£70 30m
near train station down from town centre • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Comms all through text which was good.
The flat was near train station down from town centre.
I liked the look of her pic on the website and had the horn. Found her a lot larger size 16 maybe 18 which put me off.
Let in by her behind door and to say I was underwhelmed would be an understatement. Found her a lot larger size 16 maybe 18 which put me off. She talks a lot maybe a trick of time wasting. Stripped off onto bed and no OWO. I did ask her for owo but firm no. Blowjob was shit, up and down as fast as a wood pecker pecking wood. Clearly trying to make me cum quick which put me off. Went into mish and doggy but I was struggling to cum as didn't find her attractive.
Left with £70 wasted on a shit punt.
She's been around for bloody years, used to be in Glasgow in the days of the SPORT, way B4 even here. her 1st review on here even is 2016 and she had been around long B4 that. Thought she must have hung up the G string by now. She was never the smallest but obviously been using her Greggs season ticket to the full. 👋
Saw her a few years ago in Dunfermline and she was actually decent. Must of been at the pies then by the sound of it ?
And the sausage rolls... she is a big lassie.
And never does OWO been twice and last text she says she doesn’t do it, so gave it a miss. Lost customer.
£70 30m
Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Comms were excellent with good English.
Leila is a nice maturing woman, surely in her 30s but possibly 40s. Definitely at the older end of the spectrum though which is obvious when you meet. Has had her lips done recently ( personality hate this look) and discussed her botox regimen after punt. She's not a slim girl either but carries it well enough for what i expected. Nice big breasts which must be natural, and was happy for them to be fondled and sucked etc.
This is a qualified positive review, as you need to be aware of what you'll be getting here. Leila is a nice maturing woman, surely in her 30s but possibly 40s. Definitely at the older end of the spectrum though which is obvious when you meet. Has had her lips done recently ( personality hate this look) and discussed her botox regimen after punt. She's not a slim girl either but carries it well enough for what i expected. Nice big breasts which must be natural, and was happy for them to be fondled and sucked etc. She has definitely done this for a long time, so will do the usual tricks that catch the unwary (try to chitchat the time away, accidentally try and make you cum quickly etc). Very confident and chatty, but was fine with direction to stop that nonsense and get to work. OWO without any hesitation, sloppy and noisy technique that was very good. Reverse oral was a problem as she had clearly washed herself beforehand (good thing), but still tasted of soap(bad). Id not bother with this service here. No fingering, but didn't make it awkward when saying not to. Sex was surprisingly good though, in a few positions, no fake moaning to spoil it and was very much the highlight of the meet. Really very good at what she did, especially while on top and was happy letting me go to town on those breasts which was excellent.
As long as you know this is what you're getting, she's perfectly acceptable. For the long suffering fifers, it's a refreshing alternative to junkies and romanians, and it looks like she's staying for a while. A little pricey, but good at fucking and sucking.
£70 30m
Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
Good Comms, nice clean flat.
nice clean flat.
Tall, leggy blonde with fantastic tits and a cracking arse. photos really don't do her justice.
cracking no technique and a super tight pussy. Only disappointment was she didn't French kiss.
lovely girl as well. Quite chatty. Think she is Czech but her English was perfect. £70 h/h was well worth the cash.
I just read that as "Leila loves Dunfermline" and though, "Well she's got fuckin' low standards" 🙄
Glad you had a good punt though 👍
Thanks for the review. Shockingly rare to see a green positive in the Kingdom of Pie Eaters.
Her previous reviews suggest she is a bit of a heiffer. How much bigger than her pictures would you say she is?
I wouldn't put her anywhere near the heffer category mate.
She is Curvy and has huge tits, but I would have even classed her as over weight. She is quite a tall girl as well.
Kirkcaldy • Incall
The specifics were really effective comms
clean flat, shower should you want it
pretty enough in a milf sort of way. Also, she is a sonsie girl
She is a really nice person, very chatty and willing to please and pretty enough in a milf sort of way. However, having read the reviews of others, the absence of owo would be a problem for most (it suits me). Also, she is a sonsie girl, which may not be to everyone's taste but it was what I was looking for just for a change. I was in the mood to finish with a tit wank, which was carried out with aplomb.
So, she did the business for me but for those that like young slim girls that don't mind what they shove in their mouth, she's not for you. However, given that my last punt was with a Thai girl that really hated her job, it is all part of the equation. She's only in Kirkcaldy for another few days then she moves to Embra.
Don't worry about anyone else fella. Just leave the review you want to leave and others can work out from that whether she'd do it for them.
Good review. Keep em coming!
£80 30m
Rosemount • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Great communications, she answered texts with no issues. Got to the door and found she had not dressed as I requested, just hate fucking an escort naked, so I promptly got her to stick on some stockings but they seemed to fall down all the time, but of a waste of time really.
Met Leila last year, her place was in Rosemount, a hotel which has a side door so no issues with any reception.
She is reasonably attractive, but nothing special though.
First thing you notice is how bubbly she is, she doesn't stop talking and she has a great personality, she is very funny and warm and I can see why she has a lot of regulars, however she is over weight, much more than what is shown on her website page....sadly this kinda ruined it for me, but for some this won't be an issue. She starts off with a massage which is average, nothing special here but she does try though. Moving onto the blow job and it gets a little better but still nothing to shout about. Shagged her doggy for a bit and by that time my half hour was up, no CIM or anal, all very bland and I doubt I'd go back, there is better out there (somewhere!) for the £80 she charges.
However it wasn't a bad experience and she is a lovely girl, so this will be a neutral for me, but would t go back again though.
hello dear
i just see u write from me a neutral things/ well im gonna answer very easy.as a professional i do my job in professional level and about my massage i always ask from clients if they like it if somebody dont like i obviously dont do.im bubbly person and with everybody have fun. on the beggining i dont think so i was naked as i never wait client naked.and in the beggining if i open the door i think everybody see me face to face. if u doesnt liked me because im size14 sometimes12 and not 16as u said why u doesnt go away ? IT will be nothing happend i say anyway thanks for avisit and thats it. about cim and anal is not even on my profile at all but probably u visiting other cheaper level who do everything for cheap money.
and in half hour all my clients get a nice massage for 15min for relaxing start and then great sex.all the time im asking from clients which is the prefer position as people are diferent so like diferent positions.and i think thats the perfect half hour what i do with a funny chat as well. 💃
and from a massage im professional done school as well.but if u dont like it u can go to beauty center for 80pound they do quarter what i did with all service. in the end i see i was very nice very bubbly perfect communication lovely person.....
thanks anyway 💃
Think the link was broken ..
neutral sounds fair .. annoying when they weigh in heavier than the pics would suggest
Spot on, thanks for that and re-doing it!!!
Yeah though, she's a fair old unit and not as pretty as her face/profile pic would suggest! Maybe once upon a time but not any more... like I said, 39 is somewhat economical with the truth i reckon...