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AmeliaLaRouge

Downend - BS16 (see outcall areas in Details)
3 reviews
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3.310

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Age: 25-29

Gender: Shemale

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 11st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples, Groups

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 36"

Bra Cup Size: C

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 30"

Body Type: Athletic

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Nottingham

Reviews

3 TOTAL REVIEWS
3.3/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

3/10

£40

Earls Court tube station • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Warning: this is a review of a TS escort. This would have been my first punt in nearly five months and was arranged on the day I got back to the UK post-lockdown. The bad outcome was my own fault due to lack of due diligence. But after spending far too long on research, all the time cross-referencing directory with platform, I'd got absolutely nowhere. All the girls I tried either didn't reply or were not available. So on the afternoon in question I just looked to see which trans escorts had their platform green light on in London. Amelia was on tour from her usual base in Leicester* and I hadn't noticed her profile before. I thought she looked cute, her blurb seemed intelligent and encouraging, and finding a Brit girl is a bonus in the trans world. Why didn't I look her up on directory instead of just calling and setting off? Part laziness and part boredom with the whole process. Had I done so I would have found a review telling me what I eventually discovered... she looks NOTHING like her pictures. She was staying in a little hotel a few minutes' walk from Earls Court tube station. Comms were smooth and efficient and once I was there she gave me the room number and told me to walk straight in and take the lift. Her voice sounded more masculine that feminine on the phone but that doesn't bother me usually.

Venue

She was staying in a little hotel a few minutes' walk from Earls Court tube station. Comms were smooth and efficient and once I was there she gave me the room number and told me to walk straight in and take the lift.

Looks

When she opened the door I could just about discern that this was the person in the profile pics, but they are flattering to a ridiculous degree. When not carefully posed, her face looks more male than female despite the makeup, and although she was wearing a wide and heavy kind of dress, it was still possible to tell that she's a big old lump.

The Meet

When she opened the door I could just about discern that this was the person in the profile pics, but they are flattering to a ridiculous degree. When not carefully posed, her face looks more male than female despite the makeup, and although she was wearing a wide and heavy kind of dress, it was still possible to tell that she's a big old lump. I needed a pee and this gave me time to work out what I was going to say. The small part of my brain that was telling me to stay and see how it went was silenced when I noticed that there were no clean towels in the bathroom – just one soaking wet one on the shower door and one on the floor of the shower. So as well as misleading guys about her appearance, she wasn't bothering to look after them either. When I stepped out of the bathroom she asked me how long I wanted to stay for and I just told her, "Sorry love, I've changed my mind, but here's £40 for the trouble you've gone to." She took it and actually said: "Oh, bless you!" I got the impression she must be used to walkouts. It was a bit generous in the circumstances but I'm flush at the moment and was glad to get out without any nasty words. I immediately found a nearby Thai girl (female this time) to spend an hour with. That wasn't the most brilliant time I've ever had either... review to follow.

Final Thoughts

It was a bit generous in the circumstances but I'm flush at the moment and was glad to get out without any nasty words. I immediately found a nearby Thai girl (female this time) to spend an hour with. That wasn't the most brilliant time I've ever had either... review to follow. *Didn't occur to me until afterwards that Leicester is the city in special lockdown measures. Maybe that's another bullet dodged! Edit: only just remembered another thing – she asked me write my first name and phone number in a notebook, saying "It's for track and trace". I did so when I first came out of the bathroom before saying I was leaving – it was my punting name and punting phone number, of course, both of which she already had.

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Reviewed on

2/10

£130 1h

Bristol hotel near train station • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Won £100 on a scratch card and was feeling horny on a Friday night. Thought a t girl might be the answer. Don’t like the rushed Brazilian services (altho they are hot), seen Lucy Laroo many a time (consistent), never used website, and the Thai ladyboys near town didn’t seem to be about. One of the Spanish didn’t get back to me so thought I’d try my 2nd choice Amelia. She was good on the comms, and figured a hotel rather than a dank upstairs flat would be a nice change.

Venue

Bristol hotel incall near train station.

Looks

Physical - Nothing like the photos. I can only describe her as a troll with makeup. Spotty face, wonky teeth with an attempt at heavy makeup. Probably a size 14, appeared very bloated. Hair was nice. Dressed in a gothic style, black, probably to hide the flab. Absolutely not like the pictures. This is really a bloke in his late 30s, with a half assed attempt to dress up.

The Meet

Easy to find, parking a bit of a mare due to road works but all good in the end. Not exactly discrete waiting in the busy hotel lobby for the SP to come and find me. Probably should’ve run as soon as I got to check her out in the lift. More on that later. Personality - Friendly but seemed sketchy/ nervous/ shy. Not sure why, she must’ve seen hundreds of punters over the years. Usually with ts girls we’re straight down to sexy times. Not really a GFE in any shape or form. After 3 pecks on the lips, Amelia insisted she put make up on me - not something I’ve ever done before but figured why not let’s be horny t girls together, believing I would have a good 45 minutes left. The eye mascara and lip gloss looked great, anyway after which I kept trying to hint to get on with sexy times. She then muttered about hormones and how she rarely feels ‘up for it’ anymore, regarding meets as ‘just a job now’. We ended up having a nice chat about life, her 3 year wait for the ‘op’, the curious nature of sexuality, her kids, before showing me her formed breasts which she attributes to progesterone she’s using. Following a drink of water, and a back rub which tbh was not terrible, she got her phone out to text (rude), saying I had five minutes left and I could use the bathroom to remove the makeup.

Final Thoughts

A Date with Amelia - This is my second (The first was Katrina who was a waste of time), and sad to say last time I will ever visit a tv/ts who is taking hormones. Expect a forced chat and shit company. No sexy time and quite frankly a complete piss take. All whilst I’m staring at the bundle of my winnings on the table, wondering if I could snatch half of it back and make an escape. What I should’ve done, is have her film me getting myself off so I could send that to a few of my booty calls as I was still pretty horny! Interesting to see what my face looked like with mascara, that was about it. Amelia definitely enjoyed probably the laziest £130 she’s ever made. Again, should’ve ran after the lift. My own fault, but I guess some SP’s can tell straight away if they can get away with a scam like that. I’m too good and nice a guy to kick up a fuss, and I get that it’s ‘for the time spent, anything else to the discretion of two consenting adults’. But then why is she advertising on profile if she hasn’t actually done any of the services! Should’ve read the only other review of her on here (neutral), which did mention her looks not looking like anything of the photos. So be warned - do not see this SP. My lesson learnt, and my own stupid fault to be honest I know. I’d like to think I may have avoided something sinister by not actually doing anything with her now!

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Reviewed on

5/10

£120 1h

Piccadilly Gardens • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I asked beforehand about her lactation and also the likelihood of her being able to get hard and cum. To her credit, she tempered expectations by only promising a few drops of boob juice and stating that cumming was "very much a maybe". I wasn't too fussed and appreciated the honesty.

Venue

Cheap hotel close to Piccadilly Gardens (not one that's very commonly used amongst escorts although I have been there at least once before).

Looks

Her pictures on the website are flattering and misleading. The main 3 photos currently on her profile are the worst offenders, clearly airbrushed/filtered. Even the ones in her public gallery are flattering and cleverly posed. I am partly to blame for not following my own rule though. The rule is to assume that she looks like her worst photo - the this applies to all escorts but particularly to TS escorts. In this case, she looked even worse than her worst photo, particularly in terms of being a little larger in the stomach area and noticeably chubbier in the face. She'd also looked like she recently had a bout of acne. I'd say she looked somewhat feminine and is passable when dressed up. Her hair was dyed red and was slightly below shoulder length, I though it looked nice. She had a bit of noticeable belly but not too much out of proportion (although not in proportion either). So in terms of size, the large end of 12 might be right but I'd guess 14, in part due her height and partly due to her chest measurement which gives the game away - she claims to be 38C (in the text of her profile). I think that chest circumference (38") is right but the claimed cup size (C) is likely wrong. When wearing her padded bra they look like Cs but in reality she only has B cups. They're natural (hormone induced) and B cup is still pretty good going for a TS. Her arse has a decent amount of meat to it but it does look quite flat, particularly when she's standing up. A final negative that I only noticed when kissing and being up close was that she has some minor/sparse but still noticeable prickly bread stubble. Overall, I was definitely disappointed with her appearance. I was very close to walking but I couldn't be arsed.

The Meet

Onto the punt, in terms of kissing she was fine with FK and possibly more but for various reasons, including partly whatever the flavour of vaping product she was using, I didn't test that out out much/fully. I'm not sure what the flavour was but it wasn't a daft sweet one nor was it neutral/odorless or tobacco-like (assuming such "flavours" exist), the closest thing I can say was probably weed although that itself is rather far off. At a couple of points during the punt she went to take a drag. Fortunately she refrained from doing it during sex but she was desperate for it once we'd finished. She was lactating but only managed to get a couple of drops from each tit. In terms of flavour the low quantity probably didn't help and I presume it's also not "full breast milk", just part of it (as breast milk varies in composition depending on hormones - just like in various stages after a woman has given birth). It just tasted watery (like skimmed cow's milk). OWO was good in terms of technique and depth although there was only a fleeting moment or two of DT although I didn't ask for more. She was overly keen to move on to sex and seemed reluctant at performing more OWO so I agreed to move on. Onto anal sex, which was enjoyed in a variety of positions and she was enthusiastic. At no point in the punt did her cock stir but I didn't make much effort and she certainly discouraged me from giving her any oral. She also mentioned the fact that I was the 3rd punter of the day, presumably to drop a hint. For reference, this punt was only early afternoon. However I'm well aware that one needs to book earlier for that sort of stuff (unless you get lucky due to them not being busy). Had a massage to end things which was a of a typical escort variety, i.e. mostly naff but OK. I did get my full time.

Final Thoughts

Overall: There were multiple stages (both well beforehand and at the start) where I could and possibly should have bailed on this punt. I went ahead and even though I was disappointed with her appearance, I was satisfied with her service. As such, while I certainly won't be bothering again, I really can't complain much so I think a neutral is fair.

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