Age: 30-34
Gender: Female
Height: 5'1"
Meets With: Men, Women
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Nationality: Polish
Orientation: Straight
Bra Band Size: 36"
Body Type: Average
£50 15m
Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Ive seen this SP 4 or 5 times now and every time for a 15 minutes booking which just includes sex oral with.
she is quite short and Facially she is cute.
She is pleasant to talk to and really easy going... started with her giving me an oily handjob whilst she was talking away lol but i personally found this quite hot. After i got fully erect put on the condom and gave me oral, not the best ive had but also not bad. She done this for a few minutes and onto the sex. She rode me a few minutes but she always gets tired quickly in this position. So we swapped to me on top and finished in doggy. She can take a pounding and isn't loud or over the top with noises, just light moans which sounds hot.
after the deed she carries on talking agian lol, so not in a rush to kick you out. only downside is she doesn't provide kissing but its not included on her profile anyway
£80 30m
Terraced house on typical residential street • Incall • Free parking
All via SMS, asks for confirmation message 30 mins before agreed meet time
Terraced house on typical residential street. Very discreet with plenty of on street parking.
Natalia aka "Blonde"
Rocked up to the front door, before it had even opened I could hear someone inside talking loudly. Natalia aka "Blonde" let me in and sat there in the through lounge was the human fog-horn - black woman speaking loudly on the phone in French. I was tempted to tell her it's not the way telephones work - there's no need to shout but she kept her body turned away to avoid eye contact. I suspect she was the maid as she certainly didn't look like a WG. Up to the room and agreed to 30 mins with oral and sex as per profile info. Natalia stripped down and began with an oily back massage, Not much of a massage so entirely forgettable. Flip over and things got a lot more interesting as she oiled up and performed body to body slides. Her HJ skills were the highlight, had me on the edge for quite a while. OWO was disappointing then onto sex in the usual variety of positions, cowgirl/mish/doggy. Had to walk past human foghorn on the way to the shower but as before she kept herself turned away to avoid eye-contact. On the way out passed a bloke loitering near the door stood with phone to his ear looking away down the street - classic. I'm 99% sure he was her next punter.
Reasonable punt but not likely to revisit anytime soon.
£80
Stratford terraced house not far from Stratford Park/West Ham Lane • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
she's very good and gets back to you ASAP if she's busy
a typical Stratford terraced house not far from Stratford Park/West Ham Lane. The action takes place on a double bed in a well kept front bedroom, though the shower is downstairs at the back of the property so I gave her stablemate sprawled on the sofa something to look at while drying 🙄
well described GND on here, though what I will add is that she's very similar looking to Sarah Jessica Parker in a Polish way (the US one does zero for me) and also quite short in her cocktail dress. As others have noted there's a modest amount of middle aged spread, though that's par for the course and otherwise didn't bother me. Her chest is quite notable, not a massive pair but they jiggle so well, especially in CG.
fairly decent massage face down on the bed then left to oil herself up for b2b which consisting of slides to back and front, with a decent t/w followed by an effortless reach for her condom pot to rubber me up and slide her mouth up and down quite well after which she climbed on top of my erect member for vigorous and active CG before I laid her back and gave her a seeing to and emptied splendidly inside her.
I will return, just to give her another seeing to.
as quiet as residential roads could be, you still know the neighbours are fully aware of what's happening at her spot lol. I had to wait for a guy to move off after being parked near her spot for what felt like eternity. Glad you had a good time though!
Sorry I'm unable to post a review for reasons I can't discuss but I visited her today. She is not at all attractive in my opinion, she has a belly and is much older than stated. But I handed over 110 notes thinking I could cum twice. She mounted me immediately but gave no access to her body. I did cum as it had been a while but immediately regretted being there. So I got up and left, leaving all the money behind as a 'serves me right' lesson. Do yourselves a favour and spend your hard earned on someone who gives vfm. I got her ti moan, but only about the rent. I had told myself I wanted to visit a young fit hottie but always worry about B&S. I made a mistake with this one but will take it on the chin and try to bounce back after the few weeks it will take to put aside the required funds.
I get your point and can only apologise. I can't stop you booking her, I just gave a warning and will hope your experience is vastly different. Good luck.
I think his issue is why you can't make it your own review, so on the index the count of your negative experience is balanced against all the other experiences too.
£50 15m
Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Whatsapp the girl in the afternoon at 4pm to confirm booking. She sent location first and asked the customer to check the location if it is fine. Then, confirm the booking (how long to stay and what time). I booked for 15 mins quickie for £50 at 7pm.
Location is not too discreet. Walked into the house, she greet me in a towel. Led me to upstair. Offered for a quick shower downstair.
Face is 7/10, short and blonde. She took off her towel, it's MILF body. Not too fat and slim.
Arrived at the location on time 7pm. Whatsapp the girl to ask for house number but no respond. Also, try to call few times but no answer. Thought that I have been ghosted. Walked along the road back and forth like crazy on a sunny day. Location is not too discreet. Sent last whatsapp saying 'I will wait for 5 more minutes, if not cancel the booking'. Received the reply that booking is on and got the house number. Walked to the house and saw a guy coming out. Must be due to the guy extend the booking or whatever which cause delay for my booking. Walked into the house, she greet me in a towel. Face is 7/10, short and blonde. Led me to upstair, she is very talkative and friendly. Mentioned that she did not receive my whatsapp due to bad internet connection. Sort out the paperwork. Undress and lie on the bed. She took off her towel, it's MILF body. Not too fat and slim. She started to rub my cock and erect. Put on a condom and she started to blow job. Blow job is good, she use the tongue and play with the head. Almost cum and then proceed with sex. Doggy style - pussy not tight. But feel great with the body and boobies. Near to cum, I asked for a blowjob and CIM. She said yes but with the condom haha. Then, blowjob until cum in the condom with cock in her mouth. Offered for a quick shower downstair. Then, have a chat with the talkative girl. Pay by transfer before leaving and she led me to the downstair.
She stay there with her friend, but she mentioned her friend takes so many booking and do not know how her friend handle the customer. Time: 5/10 - wait for 15 mins upon arrival before received a reply Face - 7/10 - quite attractive Body - 7/10 - MILF body Servie - 9/10 - nice service and very friendly Come again, maybe if craving for MILF
It's best not to post exact dates and times, it makes it very easy for them to link the review to the booking.
Havent had a punt for quite some time so thought it time to get out again. Opted for a nice easy safe punt, looked at these reviews and thought decent attitude, easy parking good comms ticks most of my boxes these days. As reported Natalia is an attractive mature blonde, very easy to deal with by messages and face to face. Nothing different to add to previous reviews she obviously has a set routine and it suited me fine, 30 minutes decent B2B massage owo and a good shag. Apologies for such a bland review just thought I should post something as its been a while.
£130 1h
Stratford station • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
No issues, all via WhatsApp. It appears she handles her comms herself.
Ordinary looking terraced house about 10 mins walk from Stratford station. Quiet residential area.
Good looking Polish lady in her 40s (profile says 33 - she really needs to update this), quite short, not as slim as her photos make out to be. Getting the middle age spread a bit. I found her quite attractive and she must have been a looker when younger. She is very friendly and quite chatty (as most reviewers have mentioned). Her English is good and has a quirky sense of humour. Made me feel really welcome. She's got great natural boobs, really enjoyed playing with them. As long as you don't squeeze her nipples (which she warns you about) you can play as much as you like with those.
Massage was quite relaxing after a particularly long work day. I enjoyed her B2B and the oily massage was very good. She asks you which scented oil you prefer (I'm not fussed so I went for whatever she suggested). Her handjob was pretty good (but I preferred Linda's a bit more [reviewed]). Oral was well delivered and very enjoyable. On with the condom and sex in various positions. Rinse and repeat for a second pop. Her service is a mix of GFE sex with massage. Nothing raunchy.
Positives: She turns her phone off during the session. Didn't feel rushed at all. Shower available and offered. Negatives: She could be a little more up to date with her photos and age but as usual with some WGs they are way out. If I'm in the location again, I would return. YMMV
I take my responsibilities as an Assessor for the Polish MILF Certification Authority quite seriously so had to go along and have a jiggle of those tiddies myself. Review to follow, was quite decent and she makes the grade.
£110 1h
Stratford station • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Quick & easy, All done by txt - Arranged a time & an hour later I was at her place. She gave her door number once you are on her road.
Terraced house on a residential road about 10 mins walk from Stratford station.
Natalia - Polish, long blonde hair, early 40’s, 5ft 3, size 12, curvy body, clean shaven, good hygiene, soft tits - a real handful. Like previous reviews say she loves to talk about anything & everything - she talks 100 mph stops take a breath then goes again!!. Middle profile pic looks most like her.
1 Hour, Cum twice: Sex - Massage ( very oily! ) - Sex ( Inc RO ). OWO was on offer for extra £20 but I did not take up the offer. No FK she was clear when I asked. She opened the door in a figure hugging dress which showed off her curves, liked what I saw, walked through the living room where she had a friend on the sofa ( younger very fit looking but did not look up from her phone & did not seem to be offering any services), up to the bedroom, she asked what I was looking for, once agreed I went for a shower which was downstairs!!. Back in the bedroom she turned off her phone & stripped naked & lied next to me, I was already hard so she rolled on a condom & climbed on top & rode me cowgirl, slowly at 1st then upped the pace, this went for about 15mins, she had her eyes closed & was making all the right noises. TBH I haven’t been fucked like that since MissKD a good few years ago. I eventually came & she told me to lie there whilst she cleaned me up. I rolled over & she started with the hot oil massage, loads of it all over my back, bum & legs, she rubbed it in an circular motion with her hands before oiling her boobs up ( not needed as I had enough of the stuff still on me ) & started a b2b massage, 1st from the side but then she climbed on my back & rubbed her boobs all over me, not with the pressure of a Thai lady though. I turned over & she continued to rub her boobs on my front from the side. She didn’t stop talking throughout the massage section of the punt 🙄 Then she starts to wank me to try & get me hard, without any sort of FK I suggested RO to try & get me in the mood she was ok with this after about 5 mins it had the desired effect, I used the towel to wipe all the excess oil from my cock & balls before she rolled on the Mac & I pumped in doggy 1st, this was a good position as she has hips & a curvy ass to hold onto, then switched to mish, got her to bend her knees a little so I could get a deeper penetration, she was nice n wet after a energetic session finished in the bag, she cleaned me up again before I went to shower again as I had to wash all the oil off me. She showed me out a little over an hour before I arrived.
Would I return? Yes. Even though she used way too much oil, She was friendly & IMHO she delivered a good service & was value for money esp with a cum twice policy ( both times fucking her ).
I'm suprised that she didn't do OWO for free, she done it the first time I saw her
🤷 …. It seemed that she likes to keep to her script & when I was making the booking via txt she was adamant that everything is clear on her profile regarding services & rates.
What was her nails and feet like interms of well maintained and manicured / pedicured etc? Any strange smells??
15m
Stratford • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
Organised a 15 min session via text and was given the postcode. When I actually started getting closer, I realised how close it was to one of my family members house, so uneasy for me. Also exactly where her spot is was a guy sitting in his car with the windows open. This was awkward for me so had to wait a bit for him to drive off.
Not mentioned
I really like her curvy body and tits. I don't know if i agree about her age on profile, she may be a bit older. Her eyes were closed though when in doggy.
I was in and out relatively quickly. She was cheesed off with me being late as she had another booking soon. So for 15 mins, you either get a BJ or sex. I opted for sex. I struggled to get an erection for some reason so was awkward doing CG, i eventally got going in doggy, which felt good. What I liked was that she told me I still had some time left over, not that she would fuck again but I guess for a quick massage or something.
Overall I did like the session, though very quick. She is friendly but just a warning, stick to what you propose in terms of a booking as I previously remember her ranting a little about me trying to change the length of booking and the add ons. I'd defo recommend her for a quick P+D and even her massage is decent. I think she's in stratford for another week.
What are we saying about the face, does she have any facial resemblance roughly to any celeb etc. Thanks
She's quite pretty, similar to the pixilated pic you see on profile but does look older to me. Maybe late 30's/early 40's. I didn't see any blonde though, hair looked more darker.
Thanks for this! Sounds like good VFM
30m
Stratford station • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
Forgot I'd tried booking this lass a while back when she was advertising as Natalia in her FS Escort mode. I'd dumped her because she was shirty on the phone wanting to know why I was going to take so long to get to her, NohFB. After a day's recce East of Stratford with some ghosts and walks I decided to take a quick blind punt in Stratford before heading home. Didn't cross-ref directory just nabbed a few massage options and gave them a call. "Blonde" was having a good day because she was personable on the phone and prompt with her replies by text. Speaks good English.
luxury flat in a high rise within spitting distance of Stratford station. Manned reception but no issues using lift.
She is as the photos, perhaps a few extra pounds on the belly, hefty tits swaying for good effect. She's plain faced so you'd only clock the cleavage in the street.
30 mins agreed and I was directed to her luxury flat in a high rise within spitting distance of Stratford station. Manned reception but no issues using lift. Attractive Chinese office girl also using lift but I have no elevator game. Let into appartment with no fuss and greeted warmly. She is as the photos, perhaps a few extra pounds on the belly, hefty tits swaying for good effect. She's plain faced so you'd only clock the cleavage in the street. Offered a shower so took the time to clean up. Back in the room she's chatty and forthright, this adult knows her mind and doesn't suffer chancers and fools albeit of her presumptious opinion. Quick slaver of oil whilst on the table at her insistence (wastes a bit of time) and no real massage skills evidenced before retiring to the large, comfy double bed in the room for the b2b and OWO. No RO or fingering so just lay back for her attentions. The b2b was fairly perfunctory feeling the weight of her boobs gliding over me, got some suckling in and then she took up station down South and used a good variety of strokes and swirls with her oily hands to get my attention before performing a sensual blowie with good sensation and varying depth but no serious DT. Not so much edging as a good, languid build to a satisfying cum in her hands and on her chest.
No nonsense, competent but not qualifying for a regular repeater. Perhaps a safe plan C for future recces.
Cheers for the review. What did you pay - £70?
Glad you've gotten a few decent ones in recently following the the shitshow you seem to have had over the last few months. I was put off by this SP in the past (in FS escort mode) by the lack of kissing but I've occasionally wondered about the massage + BJ/CIM option. It's disappointing to hear she's unskilled in the massage front. A 15 min blow and go might be an option.
The shitshow is to be expected because it's almost all unknowns/unreporteds. I have a few regulars to cheer me up (all reported previously).
Paid the 30 min fare plus the OWO extra. She may have massage skills she just didn't bother demonstrating in the <5 mins of oiling and rubbing in before we made for the bed for the b2b/OWO, I took that to be timewasting because there was nothing seductive or arousing or "massagey" about it.
Sure, part of the risk. The trailblazing is appreciated. 👋
Cheers for the review LLP. She seems right up my street.
How long ago was the meet? The review says Stratford but she's currently down as Uxbridge. Was going to jump on it this weekend until I saw that! Hope she bounces back this end of London soon.
She was crap if it's the same one I met months ago in Tottenham. 👎
A real nothing looks wise who couldn't be bothered to serve up any hot sex to compensate.
I have had sex with two far better looking girls in the past two days who turned up the heat, didn't flinch out of the action. And charged 70 to 80 quid per half hour.
This girl should be out of business. Sign of desperate times that people are still paying her.
Given the hate you have for this girl for lying about kissing should your review really be a Neutral? 🤷
Re reading my review this morning. I think for some people, it could be seen as a positive experience. I do lots of punts so I realise that much better interaction with good looking women can be had for the price.
She had enough authentic reactions to the sex. Even though she held back and didn't give me everything, she was getting very horny and if she didn't come, then she was close to coming as I shagged her. There was something dirty about her and I think that's why the experience scraped neutral.
If I'd had a crystal ball, I'd never have gone in the first place.
👋 Just checkin in because you really seemed to have it in for her in your comments since the review.
£90 1h
around 10 minutes walk from Seven Sisters station • Incall
Natalia has a couple of neutral reviews on the directory but my experience with her was a positive one, although others may see it as a neutral. She was actually Plan B. I was intending to see Blonde Sexy Mia, platform 5848702, who was in the same area a few streets away but our timings got mixed up and I was running late.
She is based around 10 minutes walk from Seven Sisters station, on a quiet street which felt safe, discreet and functional. She shares the flat with another WG.
I don't know if the platform photos are a true representation of the girl, she is around 5' 2", Size 10/12, Natural C's with a girl next door look. When she stripped naked, she looked a lot better.
Comms were good, she handles them herself and she is nice to talk too. Started off with OWO which was a little bit toothy in the beginning but then without direction it got a lot better and I had to stop her before I finished. We moved onto RO, she was clean and fresh. Sex in mish, cowgirl and doggy. She really gets into it and is a decent fuck. No DFK on offer but lip kissing were available.
Overall it wasn't a mind blowing experience, not a full GFE but not a P&D either.
Fk is at discretion. She told me that I could kiss her and then kept her lips closed.
If it wasn't for those bits of poor expectation setting, I might have moved the dial on her review to a positive.
She isn't great looking. I have had proper snogging with enthusiasm from far better looking girls. 🤷
Thanks for the update �
If she is larger than the photos then she's in similar larger shape as BSM who you were going to see, depending on how much bigger than the pics she is, she may still be slimmer or bigger than BSM.
Seems she's dropped her prices which is very tempting but if she's reluctant with the kissing then I probably won't bother trying her and will stick to BSM. Be honest, did you have fresh breath and your good teeth in? (Will assume you had the KT2000 outfit of shellsuit and Kouros dialed up to 20).
BEDHEAD. If FK wasn't listed "at discretion" then I might have dialled my review to neutral, but I wasn't expecting it and the other services were very good. I do enjoy snogging but its not a service I ever confirm is available in advance.
LL. I would say she is much closer in shape to Blond Sexy Mia (BSM) rather than her own profile pics and if you are expecting FK or DFK, you will probably be disappointed. My oral hygeine is good, non-smoker and I have all my own teeth. Maybe with a return visit she may be more comfortable but I get the impression she is of the Julia Roberts school of thought - "I do everything but no kissing on the mouth."
Cheers CG, do you mean she's closer to BSM's pics or actual BSM?
BTW Julia kissed lots, fucked on a piano and spent the week for no cash so Natalia could be worth a shot. 🤪
I felt like she lied to me in the room. It was definitely confirmed by text in advance, which induced me to travel to Tottenham. I would not have done so if the text wasn't clear.
In my view she's no head turner and can't use the implicit "I'm a stunner, so I don't need to kiss" line. No way I would return.
I'm recalling from my review that she could not take a tongue lashing in 69 either.
Sorry for pouring cold water. The main thing is that you had a fun time and got your money's worth.
Met on
£70 25m
St Anns area • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
I chose this girl because I was out and about, and enticing options HoD were booked solid for the next 3 hours. Comms were straightforward and after a trip, I was guided into her flat. Once inside she was friendly and spoke good English.
Once inside she was friendly and spoke good English.
I think the pics are of the girl. She's short and a little chubby, though not Bbw. Average looking.
I was toying with an hour, but dialled it back to 30 minutes once in the room. She agreed to kissing, but once I was kissing her, she clearly meant closed lips. Maybe that was my bad for not being totally clear. She had nice nipples but sensitive. I was allowed shallow fingering. She was dripping wet and horny. Owo: effective mid depth with suction and not much teeth. She tends to use her hand and go faster than I prefer so I was adjusting and slowing her down. I reckon she was capable of bringing me to cim, though that didn't happen. 69: I got hardly any because she was dripping wet and sensitive. Shag: a couple of positions. She felt tight and reacted like she enjoyed being fucked. Eyes closed and face turned away was annoying because she was clearly horny, so why freeze me out like that? Unfriendly. I denied her my essence, saving it for a later mission which got abandoned at the last minute.
Conclusion: I'd say if you need to unload your balls in the St Anns area, then go for it. I would not say it was a great reward for a longer journey. For £70 and bit of planning you can fuck a better looking, more enthusiastic girl at HoD. When I'm in this area, my mind is filled with the 4 phenomenal orgasmic punts I've had with the luscious L. Amanda 😍💥! I think she was the spirit in the room during my average workmanlike punt with POLISH Sweet BLONDE. For me, this session burned off punting ammo 💣 , if not jizz💦, which could have been better fired elsewhere.
Picture bump
She looks little thicker than that in the room. I'm still miffed that she lied about kissing and took the money
Strategically done
Good solid provider, great for fans of blonde MILF action.
what would you say she looks like? Face and body OK?
She has a passing resemblance to Sarah Jessica Parker, though much better (not hard). Just above average looks.
Body is in good nick, nice supple chebs to cup and suck.