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Missenglishscarlettx

Birmingham City Centre - B1 (see outcall areas in Details)
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Age: 25-29

Gender: Female

Height: 5'2"

Weight: 10st 5lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: DD

Breast Enhancement: Enhanced

Body Measurement: 26"

Body Type: Curvy

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

7 TOTAL REVIEWS
3.4/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

6/10

£300 1h

jewellery quarter • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Communications

Good Comms - arranged in about an hour and saw her for an hour with owo/cim for £300. Met at an apartment in jewellery quarter

Venue

Met at an apartment in jewellery quarter

Looks

Images are probably a bit old, but she's a nice enough looking girl with a big bbl.

The Meet

Kissing and owo fine. Cim and she swallowed then some chat followed by Mish and then very good doggy. Good chat - a bit more functional than anything, hence the neutral as not a headturner - but good looking.

Final Thoughts

Good chat - a bit more functional than anything, hence the neutral as not a headturner - but good looking.

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4/10

£90 30m

Leicester • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Called but no answer, the usual text back, "I can't talk right now" followed by how long do you want, when etc. Exchanged a few messages, time agreed, services (GFE) with all the usual trimmings. Or so I thought.

Venue

Apartment

Looks

Nice looking though and nice body. Definitely not the girl in the pictures.

The Meet

Disinterested, distracted would describe her attitude best. The usual park up get final instructions for location and in I went. Find my way to the flat and knocked on the door, not the usual hide behind the door routine and at this point I realised not the faf girl from the profile photos. I should've walked at this point, but she was still attractive with a nice body so I stayed. Phone in hand she's attempts small talk closing the door behind me. Paperwork done, still on her phone she leads me to the bedroom and asks me to get undressed, removes here robe and underware also, then checks her phone again. Onto the bed, half hearted peck type kissing and she starts yanking on my cock like a pull cord, I get to work with my fingers and she's soon wet so I pull her up and sit her on my face, now she really ground down on my face making all the right noises and with her legs trembling covered me im her juices, as She climbs off uttering "fucking hell, didn't expect that" im feeling pretty proud of myself and thought she might return the favour, I'm rock hard and she slips a rubber on and says no owo (bummer but OK), not great, more hand than mouth and she barely took much more than my bellend in. This lasted for 3 minutes tops before she says "do you want to fuck me" and guess what, checks her phone again, I'm pretty disappointed with her lack of effort. so I told her to jump on, effortless again and barely putting me inside her I thought fuck this and rolled her over into mish, legs up over my shoulders and I hammer away as hard as I can just to get done, I fill the bag and off I get she comments "took you ages to come babe"... I'd been in the flat 25 minutes ish and 10 of that she was sat on my face I'd hardly say it took me ages and with her lack of effort I'm surprised I finished at all. I got dressed and her phone alarm went off so I'm guessing 30 minute timer was on

Final Thoughts

Overall, disappointed, lack of effort, services poor and as I said isn't the girl in the photos. At £90 for 30 minutes there are much better girls available. One to avoid gents.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£180 1h

Broad St Birmingham • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Very good and answers everything with a yes.

Looks

She was absolutely stunning. Exactly like the pics and well looked after in a lovely 2 piece lingerie set.

The Meet

Based on the information Scarlett gave me I booked a 1 hour meet. She was absolutely stunning. Exactly like the pics and well looked after in a lovely 2 piece lingerie set. When i looked at her I thought £180 well spent. But unfortunately the highlights of the meet ended there. She apparently had returned from turkey after having liposuction and a boob job. So first she gave me oral without, which was decent nothing too special. Then while i unclipped her bra and feeling her tits she start saying be careful they hurt. Then she put her bra back on. She took her knickers off and made me go on top with very limited thrusts because her stomach is hurting. Then she came on top again with me not being allowed to move at all cause she is in pain. It was the worst fuck ive ever had. Then she finished me by hand and even then she was like finish quickly my arms hurting. I did mention is right to work when you’re in such pain and she totally ignored me. In the end i just wanked myself off while she was laying next to me. Either she is too frigging lazy or .....

Final Thoughts

It was the worst fuck ive ever had. Then she finished me by hand and even then she was like finish quickly my arms hurting. I did mention is right to work when you’re in such pain and she totally ignored me. In the end i just wanked myself off while she was laying next to me. Either she is too frigging lazy or .....

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Reviewed on

3/10

£90 30m

Manchester • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Initial comms were great, answered phone and gave the postcode. Hotel seemed big enough to be discreet. However it didn’t get to the best of starts when I was told there was no direct access to the room, instead I had to wait very awkwardly for her to meet me in the lift on the ground floor. I could feel the reception eyes burning on my back!

Venue

Hotel seemed big enough to be discreet.

Looks

From the pics I was disappointed, it was clearly either not her or some very good photoshop. The third profile pic for example implies a decent pair of tits, this wasn’t the case and she actually was uneasy about removing her bra. When it did come off you could tel why. But in fairness she was a decent looking girl, I seem to be recall thinking a white version of Leona Lewis

The Meet

Probably the worst I’ve had in 25 punts. Shower done we’re onto the bed. There was no kissing, fair enough due to the situation, but that normally gets me in the mood. Instead, she asks me if I do this often and when I confirm quite regularly she starts probing about alternative hotels I could recommend, even getting her phone out for me to point out recommendations on website. At which point she starts wanking me off, hardly inspiring chat so things were not rising to the occasion at this point. She then asks me if I’m married! With my wedding ring on there was no point denying it and so I confirm and her response was to roll her eyes and say “typical”. Now I’m really struggling and the anxiety kicks in that I’m not even going to get hard enough to see this through. Condom on and my first ever oral with experience - to be fair this was on her profile and my mistake for not checking - but it really isn’t the same. This did the trick though and was good to go for a standard round of me on top, her on top and doggy finish in the bag

Final Thoughts

I showered and left disappointed. Some research on here in the post match analysis revealed she’d changed username hence I hadn’t found her at the time. Searching her profile revealed reports which could have been written by myself, same experience and same suspicion on the pictures. Think this is my first negative review but well deserved. Find when this happens I need another punt to cancel out the experience !

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Reviewed on

2/10

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

All the communication beforehand was pretty standard, fairly fast to respond and it wasn't to difficult to set up a time and day.

Looks

This is literally the only redeeming factor of the meet, her body is very nice - tanned, petite, seems in good shape, well groomed, basically just looks like a typical blonde/brunette in her early/mid 20's that's high maintenance with very little going on upstairs. Facially, she is not as nice, not horrendous but just overall miserable looking with bloated fish lips.

The Meet

Upon opening the door open she halfheartedly greeted me and then slumped herself down on the bed. She prompted some small talk (which I found was the only thing she would attempt to initiate at all) and then asked for the money. I'll admit, I'm not the most forward person when it comes to initiating any services, but she seemed to make every attempt to keep it just a chat for as long as possible. To call it a chat is an overstatement actually, it was more just listening to someone miserably bitch on about previous clients and what not. After some time of that, interrupted briefly by her checking her phone nonchalantly taking phone calls the lot, I thought fuck it I might as well get a pop out of it then go. She couldn't have hid her reluctance to go on with this any worse, but she finally got to the point where she was like 'urghhh ok fiiiiine'. After that it was pretty much just as much action as you expect from an inanimate dummy, before I finally (somehow) managed to finish then I couldn't have got out the door quicker.

Final Thoughts

In short, great body, plastic looking miserable face, judgmental and bitchy personality, intelligence of a shoe, no attempt to even hide her reluctance with everything and anything, constant checking of phone and TV. Basically everything you can look for really!

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Reviewed on

3/10

£120 1h

Maid Marian way • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Had a cancellation on the day with a booking, and a backup was not available so looked around and this one responded and I did try to contact her when she was spotted before, and earlier attempts to hook up never happened....so though might give her a try.... 'A piss poor punt with a lass who was unenthusiastic and appeared to be disinterested' was quoted before on this lass, and this is true to the letter. Booking A few txt exchanges. Should have alerted me this this lass was dim, when I asked 'incall where?' she said city centre... and I had to say 'so how do I know where in the city?'

Venue

Hotel of Maid Marian way.

Looks

Scarlette looks nothing like her pics, she's gt the fish lips, is about 5' 3 or 4", is about a size 10 or 12. Big hips, thunder thighs. She looks like a younger Jennifer Coolidge in her American Pie Stiffler's mom role. Actually she was probably Stiffler's mom in that disinterested, I couldn't care less if you fucked me attitude. Prob. early 20s

The Meet

So I turn up.... ON TIME. She says 'are you HEAR?' in her accent. It took a few calls to get the room number. Dim light warning should have come on again. In the room she has a body suit on and the curtains are drawn. I paid Scarlette £140 for 60 minutes of her time and then she says... hey you have to go off early as I got another booking in 40 mins....(I arrived on time). She says she'll do me for less, and gives me £20 back....I should have left then with all the money TBH....then we start, she doesn't kiss, for her makeup,.... she doesn't this, doesn't that... OK.... then tried to lick her cunt and it was acidic tasting.... so tell her to suck me off. She does not do OWO... so on with condom, and she tries to wank me off instead of sucking, tell her no... suck me. ... she does so unwillingly, but does a decent OW. After a few mins she gives up and motions for me to fuck. So we do, missionary, and I give a good thumping. She's probably not had it for a while, but I can feel her shudder and come, which is rare when you are thumping a prossie.... When I was done, I got up got dressed and left. It was good to unload, but don't waste your money with this lass.

Final Thoughts

Waste of time, dim witted bird, AWFUL service, trying to get quick cash for summer holiday.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£210 1h 30m

Nottingham city centre • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I’d spotted Scarlette’s profile on a website as soon as it went up and thought to myself “what do we have here then” as I just can’t help myself when it comes to size 8 blue eyed blondes. Being honest with myself her being a newbie to a website with a very sparse profile had me thinking she was TGTBT. Saying that her number was clearly visible on her profile and when I put this in my phone a Whatsapp profile image appeared that showed a very attractive lass. The short version. A piss poor punt with a lass who was unenthusiastic and appeared to be disinterested. The booking process. Scarlette responded quite quickly to my initial enquiry with an invitation to ring her. So I rang her and we had a nice chat on the phone. My stall was laid out and the time and place agreed. I made a specific point about OWO and she agreed to provide this for an extra £30 on the understanding that I was clean and shaven/waxed. Not quite as simple as I like it as there was a bit of toing and froing about the OWO but we got there in the end.

Venue

A sensible hotel in the centre of Nottingham.

Looks

Scarlette is the archetypal blue eyed blonde bombshell. Well actually she’s a brunette and her hair is dyed blonde. Fuck me this lass is fit. She describes herself as very attractive and that IMHO is correct. She is a slim but curvy size 8/10 lass, I reckon she weighs no more than 9 stone, with a 32-26-34 figure that I thought was to die for. Her tits are naturals and seem to be the C cup that is claimed. IMHO she’s 5’3” of sex on legs. She’s a gym bunny as I found her to be nicely toned whilst retaining an hourglass figure and I couldn’t find any excess on her whatsoever. Fuck me what an arse she’s got, it’s peachy and nice and firm. Facially I found her to be really attractive. I’d go so far as to say that she’s top shelf material and definitely model pretty, she really is IMHO a head turner. Her look really did it for my, she is one sexy woman and I proper fancied her. Scarlette has some small discreet tattoos and she also has pierced ears and navel. Age wise I reckon that the 22 stated is about right. Now for the interesting bit. There’s no way the lass pictured on Scarlette’s website is her, least not the 2 pictures that include a “head shot” as a reverse image search shows that they have been “stolen” from a German model. This didn’t bother me as I’d seen her WhatsApp profile picture, this has subsequently been removed, and the lass in that WhatsApp picture is definitely the lass that was in the room.

The Meet

GAME ON !!! The waiting game. Damn she’s a chatty one which came as a surprise to me. No issue with confirming services in writing, dress request etc which did set my mind at ease. The meeting. On the morning of the punt I shaved my bollocks and then went to work. The chatting by text with Scarlette went on until just after dinner. With a good few hours to go she confirmed the room number and location. So I set off with time to spare and parked up in one of the many Nottingham city centre car parks with just short of 15 minutes to go. I then let Scarlette know I was there and got the come on down. I was into that hotel like a ferret that had the scent and made my way to the room. Scarlette did the usual hiding thing and OMFG is all I can say for the sight infront of me. She was wearing the one piece that’s in her 1st profile picture and damn did she look good as my eyes popped out on stalks and I thought to myself hell yes. Have I said she’s fit ?? Well fuck me she’s absolutely gorgeous, least I thought she was, and I told her so. Scarlette then approached me and I leant in for a kiss. Not the full on snog I had been promised as it was all lips and no tongue whatsoever. She’s got really plump, albeit filled, lips. I again confirmed services and into the shower I went. I exited the shower in my birthday suit and Scarlette asked for payment which I gave her minus the £30 for OWO as I made a point that she would get that if her cock sucking was upto scratch. Then it began as Scarlette inspected my cock, announced she was happy with my hygiene, and gave me excellent head whilst sitting on the bed with me stood infront of her. There was plenty of spitting and licking which I like, as she worked her way up and down ¾’s of my shaft, and TBH if she’d have kept going there’s no doubt I would have CIM. Knowing this wasn’t on offer I stopped her and suggested it was time for a licking. Scarlette removed her one piece, have I said how damned good her body is, and lay on her back. I straddled her and went for a kiss which was rejected as she turned her head away. HMMM !!! So off licking I went. Lovely responsive clean pussy with small labia and quite a pronounced clit. In with a finger, she was initially quite dry, and fuck me did she get wet as I licked and slobbered away. FFS she then started making this annoying moaning noise which I ignored as I worked away on her. Scarlette then had a shuddering orgasm all over my face. Let’s put it another way if she’s a faker she had me fooled. She then just lay there and said nothing. So I suggested it was my turn as my cock had melted while I had been paying her attention. She then asked me “Why are you not hard ??” as she also asked “Don’t you fancy me ??” which was a little off putting as I’d already made it quite clear that I did. Anyway she asked me to lay on the bed and sucked my cock to life and then it was condom time. Scarlette squatted above me and gave me a fucking as she took hold of the headboard and slammed into me. Then she stopped and says to me “Why’ve you not cum yet ??” to which of course I responded “Because I’m not finished yet” as I then requested a position change to reverse cowgirl. This was refused with the comment “You’re too big so it will hurt”. WTF she’d just given me a right slamming as she squatted on me. So I asked for doggie which got the same response. She then lay on her back and told me to go ontop BUT stated I’d have to be gentle with her as her pussy was now very very sore. WTF I’m thinking but the sight of that body as she lay on her back touching herself was enough for me to go along with her. So I slid into her and again attempted a kiss which was refused. She then lay there like a sack of spuds and started to make the most ridiculous moaning noises. Again she asked me why I hadn’t cum yet. There’s nothing that annoys me more than a lass who complains that I ain’t cum fast enough so I took my time and eventually filled the bag buried balls deep within her. Clock said we were just short of 45 minutes in. I now asked her what the problem was and if she was OK to continue. Scarlette said that actually she was and offered me a massage. This I declined and instead said I give her one. I allowed this to go on for 10 minutes and then asked her to get back to sucking my cock. Again her cock sucking really was superb. FFS then she again started to complain about being sore so I said fine we’ll cut the session short and you can give me back some cash. No surprises that her attitude changed as she handed me another condom and said that sex again would be fine. On with the condom as she again squatted above me and proper gave me a fucking. She was proper clamping on my cock in an attempt to make me cum BUT the fake moaning she was making really was off putting. She then stopped and told me she was unable to continue as she was just too sore. A time check told me we had 10 minutes left on the clock. Somewhat annoyingly instead of letting me go for a shower the cheeky twat got in there herself. I then showered and got dressed. Before leaving I told her in no uncertain terms how disappointed I was with her service and the cheeky cunt had the nerve to say to me “You pay for my time not what happens” which admittedly is correct but somewhat of a slap in the face. This was then followed up with “well my next booking is only for ½ an hour so he’ll be gone in no time” which told me everything I needed to know about this lasses lack of regard for her clients.

Final Thoughts

Been a while since I let little brain rule big brain but fuck me is this lass fit. If it wasn’t for the fact that she’s obviously English I’d have to say that I punted with the worst sort of EE. Reflecting on this punt I think she was drunk. The reason I state this is because there was an empty wine bottle on the side and what looked like another one in the bin. I’m also of the opinion that she’s not new to the game as the way she squatted on me and clamped on me told me she has a level of skill. Having “said” that regardless of whether she’d had a drink or not there was no reason for her attitude which was absolutely abysmal. FFS I’d held up my side of the “bargain” by turning up shaved and clean and I was at all times, even when expressing my dissatisfaction, polite and civil. If she’d have accepted my request to cut the booking short I’d have considered a grey but as it is this is IMHO a straight red card. Last but not least. The acid test as ever being would I return and my answer is NOT A FUCKING CHANCE.

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