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Lemon Thai Angel

Bicester - OX26
12 reviews
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5.110

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Age: 25-29

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: Thai

Orientation: Straight

Reviews

12 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.1/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

2/10

Swansea

Do not recommend

Communications

This happend this week in Swansea.

Looks

At fist she looked hot pretty and sexy, she did have one weird nipple.

The Meet

At fist she looked hot pretty and sexy, she did have one weird nipple. This was the worst punt iv had, she rushed it theres nothing good to say, not intrested, she used loads of lube it was stinking, she was complaining it was painful, i dont have a monster cock, i ended up wanking myself to finish.

Final Thoughts

Id not return, and id advice anyone thinking of vissiting not to. I know this was short but theres not much to say, just awful.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£100 30m

city centre of Doncaster • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Messaged her on WhatsApp and she replied about ten minutes later with the address and service list and extras. Arranged a time and was there about 90 minutes later. Bit of confusion when I messaged her 10 minutes before my time to say I'd be there in 10 minutes and received a reply saying "no". She thought I was asking for a 10 minute meet but I clarified and made my way there bang on time.

Venue

It's a flat which get to round the back and up some fire stairs. Close to that shopping centre. Not sure about parking for free, but I just parked at the Civic Car Park as Doncaster isn't really the type of place you want to leave you car for too long tbh.

Looks

She is just as in the photos. Very petite, pretty, unsurprisingly a few years older than the stated 25 (I'd put her more at 32-35), but still very attractive with her long dark hair, cute smile, svelte little body and friendly attitude.

The Meet

She welcomed me in with a friendly smile and led me into the bedroom before confirming services as agreed on WhatsApp. She asked if I wanted to have oral without to which I was about to reply with my stock "no thank you" when I looked at her pert figure poking out of her black dress and my resistance broke and I handed over another tenner. Got down to it straight away with some DFK. She then knelt down in front to give me some oral - nice technique, soft and rhythmic, nothing too over the top. Wanted to go down on her, as I'm on a run with that but she burst my bubble and told me no. Was a bit disappointed as that's my new thing and have had decent success with it. Lied on my back as she hopped on and nuzzled down with her head next to mine. She has an interesting technique where she rides you in up close then rear up and goes for it (probably trying to finish you off fast) and then gets her legs in between yours in a kind of missionary girl on top position. Made sure to pull her in for plenty of DFK. I got her back in the normal riding position and pumped from below while having a feel of her bum which was lovely and soft. Could have stayed like that for a while but needed a look at her in some different positions. Went into missionary and held her forearms while I grinded away. She liked having her nipples sucked and neck licked but claimed it was ticklish when I kissed her legs. I made it clear I wasn't going to be rushed and she soon calmed down. Five minutes or so in mish. Into doggy and she brought her legs inside because I was "too big" (I'm average at best). Gave her a good pumping in this position while massaging her shoulders and neck. I knew CIM was not on the table so I decided to finish in prone bone. Had to be careful due to her size but got a very decent rhythm going. I could her someone else pottering around in the flat (the "ladyboy" I would later learn +). Released in prone bone and she let me rest a few moments and did not try to hurry me off.

Final Thoughts

I enjoyed this meet. Only downer was that I wasn't able to continue my RO run. I asked her what real name was and she said "Lemon" which she pronounced "Ley-MOHN". I asked her what city she was from and she said Cheng Mai. I had wanted so see Thais Nesta (), who I saw in the very same room, but she's on holiday for a bit. Got everything I paid for, was not rushed, girl was attractive and I left satisfied which is all you can ask for. Yes, I paid a bit more with the extras but I chose to so cannot complain.

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Reviewed on

2/10

£120

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

So, I didn't get to meet her (probably for the best). But I am leaving a review about communication, attitude and based upon previous punters. I dropped her a text a few times (over a couple of days) to try and arrange a meet. Initial communication from her is poor. She replies like 20-30 minutes later. By that time, I've already arranged another punt. Anyway, gave her the benefit of doubt and dropped her another text one afternoon to arrange a meet. We arranged for a time and prices were sent. I then asked her a simply question in regards to her photos (particularly the two attached here). I asked "Which is you? Because it seems like one is a decade older than the other, and others have given such feedback on reviews." Guess what her reply was? "No believe no need to come. I'm busy no time to chat. No need to come."

The Meet

Thank fuck I didn't go. It would have been a waste of £120 with a shit attitude like that. Others have reviewed this woman on here too, and apart from a couple, everyone has had bad experiences.

Final Thoughts

Steer away.

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Reviewed on

3/10

Met on

£100 30m

Peterborough Central • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Straight forward and prompt via text.

Venue

The building is a modern block of flats but looks as though it’s occupied by low rent tenants and run by a management company who don't care. The lobby is full of litter, as was the elevator. In to the flat, which was dark and unwelcoming. Sophia greeted me in a silky dressing gown with bra and panties underneath. The bathroom was messy and the toilet had an unflushed turd in it. There were no towels, so a shower was out of the question.

Looks

She’s tiny, 5’2” size 4, saggy B Cup titties. She was just tiny and looked undernourished, like something out of a survivor movie. She had crooked teeth and didn’t taste fresh. She has no arse, it’s just a tiny flat pancake.

The Meet

I confirmed the fee and asked if I could use the bathroom to freshen up. The bathroom was messy and the toilet had an unflushed turd in it. There were no towels, so a shower was out of the question. I washed my cock in the sink and drip dried. Back in the room and she started to undress, as did I. I was disappointed as she had little saggy tits and no shape to her figure. She was just tiny and looked undernourished, like something out of a survivor movie. I walked over to her and moved in for a kiss. That was another disappointment, she had crooked teeth and didn’t taste fresh, so I gave the kissing a swerve. I asked her to blow me, but first she wanted to wipe my cock, which she did with dry kitchen towel. She twisted and turned my cock like she was trying to remove a glued on bottle lid that was stuck tight, it was quite painful. I had to ask her to be gentler, which she seemed to take offence to. She squatted down while I stood, she sucked just the helmet and occasionally my balls. It was doing nothing for me. I said let’s have sex, and without asking what position, she got on the bed and presented herself to me ready for doggy. I gave it a go, but she has no arse, it’s just a tiny flat pancake. I think the grubby flat may have put me off, but she didn’t seem to have a fresh smell about her. I told her to stop and go back to oral. She starts again with the paper towels and corkscrewing my cock. It was the same again, just an average performance, my cock was as dry as a dry thing and she was trying to wank me, it was painful. I suggested I do it myself and asked her to give me some lube, but she refused because said she didn’t like the taste. By now I had enough and told her we were finished, I think she knew it anyway, as she didn’t look too surprised. I just wanted to leave, so started to get dressed. I asked her for the £20 for CIM back. She was reluctant at first, I’m not sure if she was refusing or offering just £10, but I was insistent and she relinquished.

Final Thoughts

No

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Reviewed on

9/10

£90 30m

Lincoln hospital • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I arranged it all through WhatsApp on my "punting phone". Easy peasy. Arranged a time, then set off with plenty of time to spare. I parked about a mile away as I like to walk to a punt to get a bit of a warm up in and ease the nerves. She (or more likely the maid) messaged me to come twenty minutes later. Not a problem for me, as I was in no rush and she apologised. I just used the short delay to grab a drink from Tesco.

Venue

A rented property within hypodermic needle distance of Lincoln hospital. Quiet and safe. The place is easy to find. Open Sesame and the door opened. I was well impressed when I saw her, as she's gorgeous. Very friendly too. Shoes off and up the stairs to a small room with a clean-looking double bed and low lighting. A bit of Asian music in the background, the type that you might hear at a massage place but I wouldn't know.

Looks

Stunning. She's tiny, probably less than 5 ft. Lovely long black hair, bronze skin, toned legs, beautiful smile, tiny little hands, peachy bum. Age is accurate.

The Meet

Confirmed what I wanted and she delivered. Lots of deep French kissing, sucking my nipples, ear and neck. Got me hard in about five seconds. On with the condom (I understood that OWO was extra, and I didn't ask for it) and some nice relaxing oral. A bit business-like technique. As I was already rock-hard she didn't spend too much time down there and soon climbed on top. I laid back and enjoyed the ride. She was really going for it. If she was trying to make me cum really fast she was going to be disappointed, as those kegels have really paid off. She asked me to go on top. Whatever you say, sweetie. Some nice missionary followed. Tried to catch my breath and she said "Don't slow down". I was only ten minutes into the punt at this stage. So she was almost certainly trying to hurry me along, which was the one negative aspect of the experience. I was about to turn her into doggy but she beat me to it. "Do me in doggy." Well, who am I to tell her no. She's so small that I had to be careful in this position so as not to go too deep. I'm no Mr Python but it was still a stretch to get the whole length in. None of that awkward half-holding onto the shoulder for purchase like with some of the taller lasses, or that fat mardy arse "Colombian" I saw last week. Carried on for a while and she did not rush me this time. I think this might be her favourite position. Told he I wanted to finish with her on top. I sat on the edge of the bed and had her grind away on me while I supported her bum with my cupped hands. Bliss. As she tired she was unable to keep up the rhythm to get me over the line so I had her lean in for some DFK which soon got me to the promised land. Job done, thank you madam.

Final Thoughts

Bit of small talk. It's her first time in England. She is indeed from Thailand. Last day in Lincoln will be Wednesday. On the way out I saw some feet poking out from the edge of a bed in the other bedroom. Had a quick look and it was a Thai ladyboy. I said hi and she/he gave me a big smile. I think it was this one, for you more quirky punters among us . . . I'm half tempted for Round 2. One of the best punts of 2023 for me, up there with Keila the Brazilian.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£70 20m

a few minutes from Doncaster town center • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

Previous reviews on here highlighted what to expect so I went in expecting a pretty basic pump and dump and thats what I got.

Venue

Arrived a few minutes early at her incall location a few minutes from Doncaster town center, its a mid terrace place with easy access.

Looks

She opened the door in a dressing gown and as expected shes small (thai small), shes down as being 25-26 but could pass for a 19 year old. Physically shes got a nice little body but her tits need work, facially shes very pretty and has a nice smile, pictures are accurate, however shes wearing a push-up bra so their a little deceptive in that respect.

The Meet

Quickly guided into the room which was private, warm and the bed was good for what followed, there was clearly other Thai's in the house however there were no privacy concerns. Cash sorted and we both undressed, very basic chit chat and it was obvious she wanted to get the job started (Shes very business like so for shorter bookings don't expect much more than the basics). She proved open to sex in what ever position I wanted (missionary/doggy/CG), she is petite and tight, anyone whose build like a donkey may struggle (I wasnt blessed with that problem 👋 ). Although young shes experienced so there are no awkward moments and once id finished I was back on my way quite quickly (no after talk) so my 30 minute booking was done and dusted in 20.

Final Thoughts

In conclusion ...service is straight forward and shes facially very pretty. Shes here for 1 week.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£120 1h

Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

All comms done by text, time arranged for an hour visit, I sent a text when I arrived at the postcode and she sent me an address and WhatsApp photo of the front of the house.

Venue

Area is safe and no issues leaving my car, it’s a big detached house, just shown into a room at the side of the front door.

Looks

It’s the girl in the photos, she is absolutely tiny, even by Thai standards, very nice body, no tattoos and no fat, she says she’s 25 ( well signed it with her hands ), she looks around that, hard to tell.

The Meet

She speaks very little English, I paid £120 for the hour, she asked if I wanted extras, OW or French kiss, I wasn’t bothered about either so didn’t get a price. I got undressed and she just took her thin robe off, I was very happy with her face and body, she does look good. I laid on the bed and had a kiss of her small tits and a good feel of her body. I played with her pussy but she didn’t want fingers inside, she didn’t want me to give her oral either, just a note as that might put some off. She then rubbered me up and I asked her to turn around, I slid it in and my god she’s tight, I’m not big but she felt very tight. I pumped away there for around 10 minutes and came in the bag. She then cleaned me up and gave me a massage, not the best but she said she wasn’t trained, it was ok though. I rubbered up again and she gave me some nice oral, quite deep. I asked her to finish me again by hand which she did, very good too. Offered a shower which I declined as I was going home to take one, got dressed and left, just under an hour.

Final Thoughts

All in all I enjoyed it, I’d probably go back because she’s very small and cute, quite shy and reserved but I don’t mind that.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£70 30m

Sheffield city centre • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Saw her in Sheffield last week but she's now in Hull, so obviously tours around. Location in Sheffield was safe and secure, an apartment complex in the city centre.

Venue

an apartment complex in the city centre.

Looks

She's absolutely tiny. Like literally under 5 ft, and would buy child sizes from Primark.. she'd be too small for even size 4-6 in the UK. Such a baby face too, she'd be getting ID'd for alcohol even in her 30s. It just felt weird...

The Meet

Paid £70 for 30 mins (didn't want to risk 1 hour based on previous mixed reviews). Negative for following reasons: - 2 minute "massage" if you can call it that - Tried to put condom on my flaccid member before it was ready - 30 second covered BJ with literally 1 cm length inserted in her mouth - Within 20 seconds of me penetrating her, started saying "don't stop, cum now, cum now" - Blood on condom after finishing (suspect it was the start of her period, nothing serious)

Final Thoughts

It just felt weird...

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Reviewed on

3/10

£80 30m

City centre. 10 mins walk from Central Station. • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

All through text.

Venue

the same place that I punted Lydia Thai Massage and several others in my previous reviews. Arrived at the address and got buzzed in. Up some stairs and through the magic door and Sophia was wearing some sexy blue lingerie.

Looks

Sophia is like her photos, they're obviously airbrushed and probably were taken a few years ago. Also she's smiling in her photos, in the flesh I don't think she knows how to. Can't recall her height properly, but can't be more than 5"2? Smallest waist and frame I've seen on anyone, probably a bit too skinny for some. Size 6/8 dress size I'd say. A cups that looked like they were a botched surgical job, as the nipples were non existent and some scarring on the chest area, had a grope but didn't feel great so didn't bother engaging them again. Age wise round mid thirties.

The Meet

Meet happened a few days ago. We confirmed time, location and services and i made my way to the address, it was the same place that I punted Lydia Thai Massage and several others in my previous reviews. Arrived at the address and got buzzed in. Up some stairs and through the magic door and Sophia was wearing some sexy blue lingerie, she was pretty looking so I decided to go with it. Was ushered to the bedroom and exchanged notes and extra for OWO. She left to stash it away while i got undressed and made myself comfortable on the bed. She returned and quickly climbed on and gave the old boy a wipe with a wet wipe and placing two kitchen rolls next to her, after seeing the kitchen rolls, I instantly knew this was going to be shite. She then proceeded to give me a toothy OWO that lasted a whole 90 seconds (if that!) in between sucking she also gobbed into the kitchen roll next to her. Not much else to say here except that it was crap and don't bother paying extra for it. She slipped a condom on me and put some lube on her pussy and I entered her from behind in doggy. Not the tightest pussy but it felt hot and was grippy at times. Fucked her in this position for a bit and she very slowly drooped down onto the bed and we ended up in speedbump position which wasn't too bad, but her legs were still splayed out to either side so it couldn't have been to comfortable for her. Throughout the shag she was making some non over the top moans that were quite nice. Flipped her over to missionary and pounded away for a bit until she said "Don't start and stop". She obviously was getting fed up of me fucking her but this was only 10 minutes into the punt! So I decided to just go for it but after a few strokes she said that was enough and wanted to give me a hand job to finish. I was already flagging at point anyway so went with it. Laid on my back and she gave a very lacklustre/half-hearted hand job to get me to cum, I asked if I could cum on her tits or belly and she said no, so i just ended up cumming on myself and her hand (she also stopped wanking me off early so my orgasm was cut short). She cleaned me up with 1 wet wipe and left the bag with me to clean myself up - I'd expect Thais to clean my up properly afterwards. Quickly cleaned myself up and washed my hands and dipped as soon as I could. Was back on the streets after maybe 17/18 minutes of a 30 minute punt unsatisfied.

Final Thoughts

Give this one a wide berth lads. Pros: Good looking Cons: Shite toothy OWO (paid service) Bad service/attitude Rushing me Bad boob job Verdict: Negative - Crap extras and rushed service with a shite attitude. Return: No Going to start attaching pictures to my reviews incase the profile gets taken over by someone else.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£90 20m

near Lidl in Preston • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Meet her near Lidl in Preston. Massaged her before asking if she received oral which she said " Yes of course baby" when I got there and tried to go down on her she said no I don't do it !!!! I requested she wear her schoolie uniform, she said "That's my favourite", when I get there she's just wearing a black silk gown!!

Looks

She was very pretty and as somebody else said, she is tiny. She looked at my cock and said OMG it's big.

The Meet

She was very pretty and as somebody else said, she is tiny. She looked at my cock and said OMG it's big. As soon as I entered her she started grimacing and was clearly not enjoying it. I requested that we move to doggy, she wouldn't move from mush as she said it would hurt. I'd been there 10 minutes and she telling me to cum. I was getting pissed off now so thought fuck it and gave her a good hard banging just to make my self cum. I was out of the door in 20 minutes. A shit punt, £90 wasted. I'm a sucker for a pretty Thai bird but this will probably put me off them for a good while now.

Final Thoughts

A shit punt, £90 wasted. I'm a sucker for a pretty Thai bird but this will probably put me off them for a good while now.

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