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ImassageU

Newcastle-under-Lyme - ST5
7 reviews
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4.610

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Age: 35-39

Gender: Female

Height: 5'4"

Meets With: Men, Couples

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Ethnicity: Chinese

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: B

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 26"

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: Yes

Reviews

7 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.6/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

6/10

Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

I've been here once before and had a good time so with round 2 in my heart and a text saying that Emma was there, the girl I saw last time I headed off for and hours booking and plans to fill my oversized boots.

Venue

the stairs carpet is filthy and the door is open, pop in and the amount of rubbish in the kitchen area strikes me, it's bagged up and strewn about in piles everywhere, and the place stinks of weed.

The Meet

Parked up and texted, and a few mins later got a reply saying 1 min, paid for parking and headed down to the flat, big smell of weed outside but that's not unusual enough to ring any bells. A good 14 mins later the reply comes through to come on up, if you've been before the place is tidy and fit for purpose, but not today, the stairs carpet is filthy and the door is open, pop in and the amount of rubbish in the kitchen area strikes me, it's bagged up and strewn about in piles everywhere, and the place stinks of weed. Still no sign of anyone so I continue to venture in, I'm not overly nervous and there's 3 Chinese lads counting money , well fuck me, that's not expected. I'm here to see Emma, big daft twat that I am, and oh yeah he says, and proceeds to knock on the bedroom door and barks summat in mandarin and another bloke voice replies. Yeah, that's me done. See ya and a quick fuck this im off and back down the stairs to punt another day. Im not daft enough to think there's no lads involved in this operation, but this was taking the piss.

Final Thoughts

Ended up back in the car and visited the Chinese full service place for a solid 6/10 session with a girl called Mushi.

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11 comments

Reviewed on

£60 30m

Newcastle town centre, down by the magistrates court • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

texts lead to Newcastle town centre, down by the magistrates court and park up, given directions to the gaff and it's all good, nice clean and totally fit for purpose. BTW this was today, about 2 or 3 hours ago.

Venue

nice clean and totally fit for purpose

Looks

Met by Emma, a slight Chinese girl anywhere from 23 to 46, not clue, but she's trim, and got great perky tits and a trimmed bush but showing a lovely bit of dark hair, I think I've begun to miss pubes these last few years, hope they make a come back. Not the full untamed bush mind, that's a bit of a tongue forest, I'm a real fan of the landing strip, or even as an old girlfriend once did, a blonde Lightening bolt!

The Meet

Quick shower to freshen up and onto the massage table and she puts my head through the hole and promptly rests her tits on me head, little cracker. She's got more English than I've got Chinese so Comms are bloody terrible but that doesn't stop anything. She's oiled eme up and given me a cracking massage, real good. Head massage and working my back like a good un. Lots of pecks on the cheek and responds well to my encouragement. She's doing a cracking job. Oils me up and legs, ass, bollocks and cock are all given some.attwntion and does a great little bit of finger play around my arse bless her. More nibbles and she turns me over to gentle suck my nipples and oils me up and gets to work on the front. Ace. She lets me have a good wandering of hands , but as I'm not speaking the same language it feels a bit too cheeky to stick a finger up her, maybe later but certainly seems unfair if we can't actually communicate. Lots of handy work and some seriously slippery boobs sees me deposit a nice full load on her perky chest and she's not one to stop at the first sight of Jizz, she's keeps going until my knob is totally drained.. Shower, cuddle and quick peck and I'm on the street about 40 mins after I walked in and a big fat grin on my face.

Final Thoughts

Don't know if I would spend any more on oral or a fuck, the service was bang on for 60 quid and one I will repeat. Thanks for the reviews, I was not going to bother with this one at all, glad I did. Maybe give the FS Chinese a bash next, rang them earlier but the girl hadn't arrived yet, must be change over day.

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5 comments

Reviewed on

7/10

£180 1h

Newcastle town centre • Incall

Accurate photos

Would repeat

Communications

Very easy, called her and arranged later that day.

Venue

Her apartment in Newcastle town centre, clean tidy and warm. Ok to find with Kumie giving me directions. Fairly discreet.

Looks

Kumie was as her pictures on the website.

The Meet

Kumie was as her pictures on the website and the overall service was good and given fairly enthusiastically. For me the only downside was she offers a vast menu of services which you pick from (there is then no argument over what is and isn't included), but it seemed to be that she almost followed this to the letter. You paid for this service so you get it A, B, C. etc, there was nothing natural to the meet.

Final Thoughts

Overall I enjoyed it. Would I go back yes. With more time to plan I would go elsewhere for a better service and for a more reasonable price.

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4 comments

Reviewed on

£140 1h

Newcastle-U-Lyme • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Comms very easy all by text

Venue

Venue is a discrete flat near the centre of Newcastle-U-Lyme, neat tidy and warm.

Looks

Kumie is in my eyes a very attractive slim Chinese lady with an absolute peach of an arse, age and size about correct. She started off conversationally quiet but I’m a chatty guy and she ended up being quite engaging.

The Meet

On arrival not offered a shower but didn’t matter as wasn’t needed. Offered bed or massage table for starters, chose massage table. 25 to 30mins of good solid massage, neck, shoulders, back, and legs, very relaxing. This was followed by 10mins of tease, and B2B, again enjoyable, turned over for OW, good, asked for 69, Kumie was straight overt my face with her trimmed bush but no fingers inside allowed, very clean no problems. Onto the bed straight into CG but Kumie did seem keen to get to doggy, having said that I wasn’t going to complain about smashing up against that arse. Came in the bag on the hour. Was offered shower at end, didn’t particularly note any clock watching but an hour is an hour. To be honest there was very little GFE content but that didn’t really bother me as I really wanted the massage which was good.

Final Thoughts

Conclusion, if your looking for pure GFE perhaps look elsewhere but if you fancy a good massage with I suppose you would call it extended HE then it’s good. Some might think a tad pricey but I am, I suppose, used to London prices.

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3 comments

Reviewed on

8/10

£180

Newcastle town centre • Incall • Parking available

Communications

Booking was straight forward, I sent a text to the number on her profile on the morning and got a reply that she could see me at 2pm (last week). So I went along to the postcode (Newcastle town centre) and send a text when I was parked up (plenty of car parks nearby). She told me to walk to a shop on the street and then call her which I did, from there she guided me into the flat. Couple of taxi's outside but they didn't seem interested in me so nice discreet location.

Venue

Into the flat, looked tidy enough, lived in but nice and clean. Wasn't offered a shower but I'd only just had one so no bother.

Looks

Kummie is a good looking Chinese lady, tidy body and perky little tits that really stood to attention when they were played with.

The Meet

Now on the profile is like a menu, you pick the service and duration you want and so you know exactly what you are getting and how much it will cost. I went for the VIP GFE option which includes B2B, OWO, RO/69 and FS. She confirmed via text the price was £180 (bit steep I guess but for some reason I really wanted this!) Into the flat, looked tidy enough, lived in but nice and clean. Wasn't offered a shower but I'd only just had one so no bother. Kummie is a good looking Chinese lady, tidy body and perky little tits that really stood to attention when they were played with. Onto the massage table and she performed a really good massage which felt really good. About 20 mins in things turned a bit more sensual and she started with the cc swipes and reaching under along side some pretty good B2B, probably about 10 mins or so of this and she asked me to get onto the bed. on the bed she started the OWO which was really good, no DT but plenty of attention to the tip and licking all the way down to the balls. Then we switched into 69, nice clean pussy, bit of a bush there but all good. On with the condom and we had sex in a few position, cowgirl, mish and doggy. Filled the bag and caught a glance of the clock and I had 5 mins left. She was happy to massage some more but to be honest I was good. Quick shower and I was back out on the streets of Newcastle with a smile on my face.

Final Thoughts

I've just checked her profile again and now she is in London so clearly gets about a bit. Shame as I would have liked to seen her again but the price is quite high though so I'd imagine there are other options around the area offering better value. (hope that's ok, been away for a while and up to this point was more of a massage & HE kind of guy so just started with the full service!)

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4 comments

Reviewed on

8/10

£160 1h

apartment few minutes walk from Holborn tube • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Arrangements were easily made by text only- I’d also asked about kissing and had that ok’d , a couple of hours later I arrived at the building a little early and was straight away buzzed in ; on arrival I was met by Amy (hiding behind the door/ wearing a tight summer dress), greeted with a kiss and led into the room , I was offered a shower (not needed) and undressed to lie face down on the massage table.

Venue

apartment few minutes walk from Holborn tube

Looks

Amy:nice girl next door, slim size6-8, early/mid 20s, not perfect English.

The Meet

Amy had also taken off all her clothes ( mutual touching allowed) and a short period of massage followed , not too bad , but not particularly structured- she soon started the erotic touches and nail runs which certainly  had an effect on me... turnover for b2b which was interspersed with kisses:French kiss then dfk, boob nuzzling and so on; time for the condom, initially for some OW then sex where Amy began in Cowgirl position, this was really good as she sort of writhed in my lap alternating with working harder for what seemed quite a while, time for a change - standing doggie position - enjoyed this as she was just the right height for me and fairly tight too.. after a while of this I felt the sap rising and so had Amy switch to sort of missionary ( leaning back against table) for a happy kissing finish... Amy cleaned me up and did a little more massage, I was offered and accepted a quick shower and with a couple more kisses and a cuddle , I was out of the door , a little over an hour after I arrived.

Final Thoughts

Disclosure: the 2nd time I’ve met Amy, I already liked her fine after a very exciting first meeting.

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0 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

£120

block flats close to Holborn tube station • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Booked over text and received the post code to a block flats close to Holborn tube station. She makes you stand outside in the middle of the street to recon you visually before allowing entry.

Venue

block flats close to Holborn tube station

Looks

Once in the flat was met by a Chinese lady wearing a black dress, but this wasn't kumie, maybe Fay judging by the photos.

The Meet

The massage was poor; the b2b consisted of her laying on top of me like a plank of wood. She was nude throughout had a grope of her tits didn't try anything else and a mechanical HR to finish.

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