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horneymonica

Chingford - E4 (see outcall areas in Details)
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Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: Romanian

Orientation: Bisexual

Reviews

12 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.3/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

3/10

£60 30m

E4 • E4 flat • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

horney.monica - this old broad took off her pictures and now uses a new number(she still has the old number also as her main off)

Venue

E4 flat(she said she doesn't live there, a lady that lives there lets her use it and she had to actually come there for our meet)

Looks

Old lady, she is definitely Freedom pass age. Nice Tits, 63-67 year old body that used to be petite many moons ago, about 5ft3/4

The Meet

She put on some stockings after I arrived, OWO that was 7/10  💃 . Just to test out the BB mentioned before I had her go on top of me & I wet my member to see if she would mention the rubber, BINGO  🍻 , she did grab the rubber after a minute of so of playing with her boobs whilst she was on top doing some cc swipes. She is mechanical, no passion, I got "baby cum" after 5minutes of fucking her pussy. I wouldn't say it's loose as said by others but hey, she is nearing 70, what do you expect?. Moved onto anal, she can take it well but she got in an angle that made sure I do not go all the way in and I came within 10 mins.

Final Thoughts

verdict: I WILL NOT WASTE MY MONEY AGAIN EVEN FOR P&D, she is not a looker and if you are above average sized, good luck pounding away. Reason is that it's mechanical/restricting penetration and looks

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Reviewed on

4/10

£60 30m

Chingford immediately off the A406 • Incall • Parking available

Do not recommend

Communications

Had specifically arranged a C&C from the B&Q 2 mins away from her flat. Really wish I hadn't bothered. Got Parked near the Retail park and Audi Garage. Phoned to say I was there and was told to come straight away as she was ready.

Venue

Door opened with her behind the door. Quite dark hallway as no windows. Got into a bedroom that quite clearly is lived in by somebody other than her. I think she is paying a contribution to be able have a fuck base. Room was ok I guess.

Looks

She has made no effort in her dress at all. Job bottoms and a sweatshirt removed to reveal a bra and knickers that don't match. So much for come right away I am ready !!! She has stretch marks quite prominant but I am ok with this.

The Meet

Got on the bed and she started OWO, to give her credit not bad. I made her take her bra off which revealed decent large tits for her age. She didn't give much access to them whilst knob snogging though. Condom on and took her in mish. I was close to blowing so stopped. Put her on the end corner of the bed and took her doggy. After a while I told her I was going to take her up on the free Anal. Swapped holes and banged away for ages. No emotion from her throughout any of the meet. She then said we only have half an hour so hurry up and cum. This was her attitude really throughout, basically she was only fit for a C&D if i am honest. She had put me off with her attitude I was struggling to be honest. She said I will help you cum. I lay back on the bed and she wanked me off to completion.

Final Thoughts

I had paid £60 for 30 minutes and thank my lucky stars I never booked an hour. Other people have reviewed her as positive and this is what made me book. Sadly, not for me.

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Reviewed on

9/10

1h

near A406 opposite the Audi showroom block of flats • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

After reading HNY123 I thought I would pay a vist to Monica long over due. Text Monica about seeing her she called me straight away over whelmed to see me, booking made late afternoon.

Venue

The room needs a good lick of paint carpet needs changing and the black cat the belongs to Sally needs to be kicked out the room, can hear it purring through out the session.

Looks

Only thing about Monica that has changed she has grown her hair rest of her same all woman.

The Meet

she opens the door wearing her black bra and panties sexy hold ups lots of hugs and kisses, in the room we go brief chat whilst I get undressed paperwork out the way, on the bed straight away this point I was hard as a rock she gets on top and those massive tits in my face more then a hand full sucking and playing them I roll her over me on top still paying attention to her tits allowed a little lip kissing, she squeezing my nipples what a turn on, then after a while he wipes my cock and balls and goes for it the ball suck was intense with a small amount of cc swipes then taking my shaft in her mouth and at the same time squeezeing my balls slight bit of pain but somehow I loved it, every time I got to the point of exploding I asked to stop and suck my balls fucking crazy, after a while RO clean fresh pussy she still has her muff but not that hairy jus munching away took ages for her to cum, the rubber goes on, she says fuck my pussy babe then fuck my ass so doggy style pounding away at her pussy love the sound of my lower half of my body slapping against her bid juicy ass, after a good pounding I slip my shaft in her ass magic been well over due for some ass, I love it when she talks dirty "give it to me babe give it to me babe give your sperm in my ass", I gave her over a weeks worth of jizz in the bag, she contracts her ass you can feel her gripping, just kept my cock in there for a couple minutes giving her pump or two, out I come clean no mess, she takes the bag off and cleans me up then herself, on the bed bed hugging lip kissing chatting until I decided to make a move.

Final Thoughts

She done me a deal for the hour as my intention was to say 30 minutes due to the price increase.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£60 30m

just of the a406 near a retail park and car dealer • Incall • Free parking

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Communications

this was all done via text with quick replies and just a phone call to give me flat number.

Looks

Looks wise she is better than her profile picture as she has straightened hair now. Tits are large but going south.

The Meet

All agreed on text 30mins for £60 with anal and owo, I know there is bb associated with this sp but everything was protected except oral. Didn’t attempt dfk as not my thing. Owo was above average but not the greatest. I was more interested in a longer anal session. As previously discussed she’s not the tightest but I still managed to fill the bag within my time. No shower offered at all. Had a brief chat at the end of the punt.

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Reviewed on

5/10

Met on

£80 1h

Chingford a row of houses behind a main road near a bus stop and local newsagent • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Sent her a message on the website all coms done by text as when i tried to call she did not answer so does seem like somebody else is handling her comms for her. Confirmed services for 1 hour and i was on my way.

Venue

her bedroom which had a large double size bed and a very large wardrobe in front of the bed with large mirrors

Looks

she was wearing a red dress with heels on she is not very tall gave me a kiss on the cheek

The Meet

Arrived on the main road of the post code which she sent, called her to let her know i had arrived and no suprise no answer. Text msg received in 5 mins telling me if i could wait 20 mins baby i am getting ready!! (We have all heard that before). So decided to go shop to get a drink to burn some time. 20 mins later received another msg with door number and post code. The punt was in the evening and as i was turning into her road i saw a nice Audi A5 parked opposite the house with a sergy looking type inside the car looking at me with his car engine running and lights on no doubt probably the guy controlling her comms

Knocked on the door and lets me in straight away she was wearing a red dress with heels on she is not very tall gave me a kiss on the cheek and guided me to her bedroom which had a large double size bed and a very large wardrobe in front of the bed with large mirrors. Gave her the money she went away and told me to get undressed. She comes back into the room after 2mins drops her dress on the floor leaving her with just ger bra and thong. She sits on my lap and starts trying to kiss me all over my face kneck and nibbling my ears while i let my hands wonder into her pussy and tits and get the rest of her gear removed.

She throws me back into the bed so i am on my back now and she starts deliverying OWO which was ok not much depth but alot of attention paid to the head with alot of swirls from her tongue she said not to CIM as she does not like it. When eventually she started going deeper the OWO became very toothy to which i had to tell her to stop as i was not enjoying it. She sat on my thighs again kissing me and not sure if she was going to go in raw but i asked her for the condom as i was abit concerned she reaches out to her bedside table and puts the condom on and asks me were i want her, i told her i wanted to doggy her and i ploughed away for about 10 mins.

While doing so i noticed that her anal has seen better days it says on her profile she does anal at no extra charge and im really not suprised. Not being an anal lover myself i didnt request it but i doubt if you wanted to do anal you wouldnt be feeling much unless you are hung like a horse. Flipped her over into mish and again ploughing again for 5 mins or so and she starts with these typical romanian tactics "oh im coming baby, lets come together, cmon baby lets cum together" 🤦 i mean she was soaking wet from the pounding but i carried on regardless but she would not shut up eventually i came in the bag.

I lay back in the bed to recover and she lays next to me giving me light strokes with her hand all over my body and little man downstairs i told her to give me 5-10 and im good to go again. At this point she is just talking about herself how good she is at her job because she has alot of guys who come back to see her etc etc i had heard enough so i told her to start OWO as i wanted to buss another nut before my 1 hour was up. She got me hard again and i banged her doggy, cowgirl and mish and i asked her if i could COF this time which she took like a champ but left a mess on her frizzy curly hair. Opps

Final Thoughts

She is a nice enough lady but i didnt find her anything special, she provided the services i asked for but very talkative specially about herself and when she was rushing me to cum it really put me off plus the fact i had to wait 20 mins. Chalked her off the list but i doubt i will be going back. Im giving this a neutral as she was a nice lady but just not a very memoral fuck.

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Reviewed on

4/10

£50 30m

Flats opposite the Audi showroom just of the A406 in Chingford • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Pretty good. Rang the number, got through, confirmed the details, arranged a booking. The booking was for 12:30pm.

Venue

Flats opposite the Audi showroom just of the A406 in Chingford

Looks

Tired looking mature Romanian lady. Got a bit of a belly, saggy boobs; looks like her profile pics but slightly older. As for her attitude, she is pretty friendly; can't knock her for it.

The Meet

She began to strip (I use this term lightly, as all she did was unclip and roll up the bottom of her leotard thing and take of her bra) and once she had, she came over to the bed. She told me to relax and sit back, while she got a wet wipe to wipe off my cock. I asked her if she likes kissing, she said yes and gives me a peck on the lips (that's it). She got on top of me and began to take the lead, kissing my body starting from my neck and working her way down towards my cock (the kisses were very light and I hardly felt them. Nothing great but I commend her effort). Once she reached my cock (I was hard), she started to lick my shaft up and down before putting the head in her mouth for some OWO. The oral was nothing to brag about, but I did enjoy what she was doing with her tongue and how she was playing with my balls; so not bad. She carried on for a couple more minutes before she suggested we have sex. I said ok and she asked what position would I like; would I like to fuck her in the pussy or in the arse. I said in the arse and she said ok, we'll do it in doggy up her arse, she likes it up her arse. I thought to myself, great, it's what I came here for. She put a condom on my cock, lubed up and got on all fours. From here is where it went down hill. I slid in and began to pound. Monica was just there like a zombie, lifeless and unenthusiastic. It was as if she was just like a slab of meat, getting fucked in the arse and just waiting for things to be over. So I'm silently fucking away and after a couple of minutes she tells me, she wants me to spunk up her arse (in the condom of course) and am I ready to come. I roll my eyes, recognising the standard tactics (of some service providers) to get you off, as quickly as possible and get you out the door. I continue pounding and she kept saying 'she is ready to cum, cum with her, lets cum together'. This wasn't helping as all it was doing was taking me further and further away from the point of orgasm; there was a hell of a lot more time left on the booking anyhow. I thought to myself, 'I hope this isn't going to have to be another hand job finish'. My cock is now beginning to fade (it always does when some one is trying to rush me along instead of allowing things to flow organically), so I pull. She asks me if I'm good, to which I just said yeah (I lied). She suggested that we try another position, I said ok and she rolled onto her back, into missionary. I slid into her arse again and fucked her in this position. Still she was unenthusiastic and would not look me in the eye and still she kept saying the same thing I'm ready to cum, cum with her, lets cum together; trying to fake it. Eventually I was able to cum. I just shut her out of my mind and allowed myself to feel the intimacy (for me I find missionary position to be a more intimate position and I'm better able to cum like this). I pull out and she asks me if I'm good, to which I just said yeah. She hands me over some wet wipes to clean up. I looked over at her clock and it wasn't even 1:20pm, bear in mind I got in at 1pm. She starts to get dressed, so I just sat there on the bed just to waste time. She sat back on the bed and looked at me as if to say, well... I just looked back at her and revelled in the awkwardness. She couldn't kick me out as there was over 10 minutes left and she knew; so she decided to strike up some small talk. We chatted for a bit before I eventually decided to leave.

Final Thoughts

Monica was a disappointment. Her being unenthusiastic is one thing, but the icing on the cake for me was her trying to get me to cum as fast as possible. I paid for my time and I expect to get it. If all I wanted was I quick pump and dump, I would have made a booking for 15mins. I'm not regretful for going to seeing her, as I did my research on here before hand. For all the hype about her services, for me she was a let down; her only consolation being, she is a friendly person. Would I go back, HELL NO.

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Reviewed on

8/10

Met on

£260 2h

Chingford • Outcall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

The punt was arranged for the following day, comms were pretty straight forward to my knowledge (I didn't call someone else did).

Venue

Thing I like about premiers is the free coffee.

Looks

well documented on here now, but the website pics are old, she's better looking now. Not skinny, just... Normal (OK a bit of a podge) Didn't try to be mutton dressed as lamb like some of the older SP's.

The Meet

We met outside the hotel, confirmed details and went up to the room I was staying in. She wasn't wearing anything special when she turned up, and went straight to the bathroom as soon as in the room and paid. Five minutes later she comes out, heels, body stocking (crotchless) and not much else. She's a bit chatty, and to be honest I kinda found her accent a bit of a turn on. Bit of tonguey snog, some groping on both sides and she sits on the bed getting my trousers down for a pretty sloppy uncovered blowjob to get me up and running. Once I'm up and stripped proper she was pretty streight forward about everything, asking how I want to fuck her, what position etc. I said let's go with the flow. Prior to the meet I'd popped herbal viagra and could feel it kicking in. She kept hold of my cock whilst chatting and gave a little more sloppy owo before I stood her up, and bent her over the bed, rubbered up and frankly smashed in the back doors. Managed to mash her clit til she's moaning and cumming and pushing back on my cock. Now, I'm not a small guy but to see that arse take seven out of eight inches was a fucking treat. She really can take a pounding standing doggy so long as she's got something to rest on. Didn't want to pop so pulled out, derubbered and had her nosh again for a bit before getting on the bed and have her reverse cowgirl. She was pretty vigorous in riding and changed her footing from time to time from on her knees to on her feet. When her legs started hurting it was her turn on her back, legs up and wrapped around me asking for it harder. I'm ready to bust a nut and have to pull out. Pull off the rubber and she finishes me off with her feet, spunked over her feet and legs and had to take a breather. Thing I like about premiers is the free coffee. She cleans up whilst I brew up. She comes back out in a different outfit, hold ups, heels, crotchless knickers, half cup bra. During the break we have a chat, I let on that she was booked as a surprise by my mates. She mentions that maybe next time they join. My cock thanks to the pill is rock solid through out this and she offers a titwank as a way to get started again. After that it's back to owo in front of the window and she ends up gagging a bit on it. Get her to stand up in front of the window whilst I fuck her arse standing up. Pop in the bag like this, but we stay standing there for a bit, having a snog, playing with her tits and wanking her off again. She follows me to the bathroom and after she takes off her shoes we fuck in the shower before she asks if I want a surprise. The surprise: She pisses on my cock before sucking me off again with the water running. There's only half hour left and it back to the bed for a rapid fuck of her pussy and back in her arse for a prone bone arse fuck that leaves me sweaty and legs not working properly for a few minutes. I don't pop a third time, but she's a bit noisy during the last round. After getting her breath back she nips to the loo, and comes out dressed again. Long snog before she leaves.

Final Thoughts

Pros Solid arse fucking action Cons Age Out call prices being much higher than in call prices might put some off. Normally Id only go for Asians , but as this was a bet it wasn't bad. She's not the oldest I've fucked and I've fucked tighter arses, but you know what, I don't regret losing that bet because I chucked in £45 in the pot and had a decent sweaty long arse fucking that others just haven't been able to provide in the past. If I'm back that way again I'd probably in call for an hour. And I got checked out a couple of weeks later and was clear from the owo. If you like older, normal looking and anal she's your girl.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£50 30m

chingford, opposite the audi garage just off of the A406 • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Was up north london last night and fancied piling someone up the ass and id read a few reviews on monica recently how shes cheap and takes anal really well. So i arranged a booking with her earlier on in the day.. she handles her own comms so she may not answer first few calls if shes busy so maybe best to txt her so she can return your call.

Venue

Location is in chingford. In a flat opposite the audi garage just off of the A406. Very easy to get to if your driving. Parking was not a problem late at night which is when i attended.. might be an issue during the day due to parking restrictions.

Looks

In my opinion facially she is not bad looking for an older bird who could easily be late 40s early 50s. She does have quite a big gut which was covered by her outfit. I wouldnt dare ask her to take it off to let that gut out. Hygiene seemed ok.

The Meet

So anyway down to business... i wasnt expecting much in regards to looks judging by her pictures and some of the comments people have made about her being fat and having saggy tits etc. In my opinion facially she is not bad looking for an older bird who could easily be late 40s early 50s. She does have quite a big gut which was covered by her outfit. I wouldnt dare ask her to take it off to let that gut out. Hygiene seemed ok. So paid £50 for half hour and this included owo. Light kissing and anal. Started off with some owo which was ok nothing out of this world but i did ask her to take it slow. Didnt wanna get to worked up before smashing her up the ass... she sucked my balls for a bit and then asked me if i wanted to fuck her up the ass... so rubber on .. we stood at the edge of the bed.. bent her over and slipped it straight into her bum very easily .. so like the other lads have mentioned her ass if pretty loose.. definately the most loose ass ive ever banged on a escort.. but still enjoyable. So ye id give this a positive based on her attitude.. shes friendly ... willing to please and offers anal at a cheap price ... obviously only see her if you can look past her gut which is pretty grim to be honest.

Final Thoughts

So ye id give this a positive based on her attitude.. shes friendly ... willing to please and offers anal at a cheap price ... obviously only see her if you can look past her gut which is pretty grim to be honest. Any questions lads just ask 👍

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Reviewed on

7/10

£50 30m

near Chingford Audi • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Communications

Comms were OK on the phone. Face to face, she is easy to talk to. Good English. But at one time, I wished I had a ball gag...she is a bit talkative!

Venue

Tidy flat near Chingford Audi. She also works from Barking on certain days, she said.

Looks

I was a bit surprised when I saw her face to face. She does not look like her photos at all! In a good way. I recon, she has intentionally put those pics up, with horrible hair style and all so that people does not recognise her on the street, while doing grocery shopping 🤷‍♂️
Gave her £50 for 30 mins. She is fat. But no loose skins. Curvy and plump. Her bottom is huge. Large rounded ass.

The Meet

As I had already discussed, straight to anal. She was trying to coax the last drop out of her lube bottle. That killed precious 5 mins of my valuable time. But she was not a clock watcher with me. I banged her ass for quite some time, hard, and she took it like the whore she is. Kept telling me to fuck her more. After cumming, we chatted. By that, I mean mostly she talked... about how she had multiple steady clients, and how good she was at her business.

Final Thoughts

Likes:
Good anal.
Good rounded ass, which you can bang hard.
Cheap price
Did not look that old to me.

Dislikes:
Constant talking
Rationing condoms and lube.

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Reviewed on

8/10

Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

As I was out in the car the today I decided to stop off somewhere convenient for a reasonably priced punt so I decided to renew my acquaintance with Monica.

Looks

When she opened the door I had a surprise. It is a few years since I last saw her and now instead of the old fashioned permed hair she has a modern hair style and it makes her look younger than when I last saw her. Also her English is much improved. Thirdly she is a mature lady so has a bit of flab and is not for those of you looking for young model girls. Fourthly she has a hairy pussy.

The Meet

After a quick freshen up it was down to business with Monica taking the lead with some snogging and cuddling then on to some sucking. Not deep throat and a little toothy but pleasant enough and it got me rock hard. Once she had covered me up and applied some lube she knelt at the edge of the bed and I slipped easily into her bum. After a short pounding a satisfactory conclusion was reached. After some catch up chat she started a long session of oral then when I was rock hard and covered up she climbed aboard for some cow girl. I had expected round 2 to be a long session with various positions but the way she worked her pussy on my cock lead to me coming sooner than I expected.

Final Thoughts

All in all a very satisfactory meeting at a very reasonable price IMO. As usual some words of warning. Firstly she is Romanian so no good for those of you who are anti Rom. Secondly she answers her own phone so you might not an answer straight away. Best to text as she can’t always answer and can’t always access the Net. I find her friendly and consider her to be good VFM.

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