THALYTA NAUGHTY – Brazilian Female Escort in Eaton

Reviews

2 TOTAL REVIEWS

2.5/10

AVERAGE RATING

DevilTimed

Reviewed on 08 Jul 2024

2/10

£160 1h

Andover • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Comes had said only extra was OWO - so I paid 160 for the hour with owo and got a shower. Out of the shower she tells me kissing is extra. I explain she didn't tell me that before booking or paying. She feigns 'bad English baby'. I shrug it off, start to get on with it. I asl about the 2 cums mentioned by text. She says 'yes baby, one quickie, one massage'. 🤦 I question the term quickie, and she feigns a language barrier.

Looks

The girl: attractive enough in line with her photos - nice arse, pretty enough but definitely a few years older than she claims, slightly sagging boobs. Honestly, if her attitude was better, she would be attractive enough to get you going.

The Meet

She was cold and off-putting to begin with, no kisses or warmth like she claims. She wet wipes my knob, starts sucking whilst I stand - I try to cup her boob and she complains that I can't squeeze or pinch her nipples - which I hadn't done but OK. That's fine. She sucks me for what be 45 seconds, then tries to put a condom on. I ask her to suck more and she start blabbering on about quickies and cumming quick. I tell her i want more blow job, and she gets a real attitude on, and tells me 'no, let me do my job'. Funny thing is, I'm paying her to suck my cock and she can't even do that for more than a minute. I suggest 69. She says 'extra'. I roll my eyes, and realise she's taking the piss. I just roll with it. We go doggy, she outs no effort in, and hooks her feet around the backs of my legs and pushes back into me to limit my range of motion. I rub her feet a bit as I try to get some rhythm on, and she tells me 'no feet touch'. Its almost like she's trying to give the worst service available. I really go at it, trying to enjoy the view (she is sexy in this position), but the moment I free a leg and place a foot on the bed to really go at it in a good angle, she says this is 'tired' and pulls away and asks missionary. I ask her to go on top, she refuses. We fuck missionary, she seems uncomfortable with me touching her boobs so I don't, and she's limiting access with her hand and being super rigid with her legs - not allowing me to maneuver her for a good angle. She's telling me to cum and we have only been fucking for 8 minutes maximum. I'm really regretting not walking. I look to the ceiling, think of England and just plow away with restricted access. Eventually, after far too long of her terrible 'cum baby cum' talk, I have a meek, piss poor orgasm in the bag inside her. I'm annoyed, so I ask to shower, get my stuff together, and tell her not to worry about the second pop.

Final Thoughts

All in all she isn't hot enough to be a pump and dump, and she might just be the worst Brazilian service I've ever experienced. Avoid at all costs.

Ivor Hunch

Reviewed on 11 Dec 2023

3/10

street name • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Iniital comms fast and clear. Given the street name (not house number) straight away. Booked about 1 hour in advance. Precise time confirmed about 30 mins in advance. I arrive on street, ask for the house number. And tumbleweed.

Arfnice73 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Should be negative?

Ivor Hunch • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Indeed. Though I suspect it is one of those where the wash-out was probably less unsatisfactory than paying a 100 notes for a dispiriting shag from a munter. Corrected now.