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Thai Horny Tina

Wallsend - NE28
19 reviews
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5.310

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Age: 45-49

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: Thai

Orientation: Straight

Reviews

19 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.3/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

2/10

Wallsend • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Texted her this morning fo a 30 mins/ £50 booking in the afternoon. Got a text back saying call me pls. Called to agree and confirm. Got to Wallsend, called twice, texted once, no answer, finally got hold of her at 8pm, said she went shopping! I said you have the right to change your mind but should have let me know, offered me a visit tomorrow, no, I can’t trust you.

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2 comments

Reviewed on

7/10

£60 30m

Wallsend • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I’d seen her a few years ago in Kenton.

Venue

a terraced flat in Wallsend.

Looks

Tina may not be to everyone’s taste, she’s getting on a bit, but she knows what she’s doing, big tits, and good value at £60 for 30.

The Meet

This started out as massage with HE but after an enjoyable firm massage my dick took over and I suggested we move from massage table to the bed and she was ok with this. On with the Mac, couple of minutes in mish and I was done.

Final Thoughts

Tina may not be to everyone’s taste, she’s getting on a bit, but she knows what she’s doing, big tits, and good value at £60 for 30.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£50 30m

wallsend just off the High Street • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Nothing happening in wallsend at the time of punt very little action apart from roms so messaged Tina and was quoted £50 for 30 mins for b2b and gf experience. The price swung it for me. She's not someone who I would go for normally but needs must. Meeting happened in the last 8 weeks. Location is the less then affluent area of wallsend just off the High Street. Same street where I got scammed a while ago by another lass! Anyhow onto the meeting, she doesn't seem to like txt and incall was arranged by phone call.

Venue

upstairs flat rather messy lead to a room with a massage table and bed.

Looks

She had big tits but arse and a massive big round belly. Interesting thing is her bodys smooth and tight so no flab almost like a umpa lumpa body. (Opposite of big jess from Heworth who bears some battlescars) Facially not attractive but again like a said in a kinky perverted way something about her. Probably the fact she's way older and again not someone who I would be drawn to normally.

The Meet

Arrived at the address and was let in by the old hiding behind the door greeting. Now each to their own but I wouldn't give her a second glance in the street, but in a dirty perverted way I was turned on my tina. She had big tits but arse and a massive big round belly. Interesting thing is her bodys smooth and tight so no flab almost like a umpa lumpa body. (Opposite of big jess from Heworth who bears some battlescars) Facially not attractive but again like a said in a kinky perverted way something about her. Probably the fact she's way older and again not someone who I would be drawn to normally. Anyhow upstairs flat rather messy lead to a room with a massage table and bed. Was asked to lie on the bed no offer of any Sanitiser or was asked to wash my hands. Stripped lay down and started a massage which was rather poor. She has huge heavy tits which felt lovely. After about 10 minutes I asked if we should move on to sex as I was in a hurry. She happy accepted and on with the condom. 1st position was doggy and a but of light spanking on her. No oral offered. Then moved on to her on top and she didn't look at me once. Kept looking forward and made no eye contact or any noise. Was almost suffocated by her bazookas and came with her still on top. Dressed and left. Her English isn't great and conversation wasn't all that. Wasn't terrible but not great either.

Final Thoughts

Wasn't terrible but not great either.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£50 30m

Newcastle • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Travelling back from Seahouses I stopped off at a service station near Newcastle. Not knowing the area well I fired off a proximity search, I'm currently on a Thai ban so I can try new ladies lol, but I thought I'd take a break, after a few texts Tina came back saying she was available straight away. Address was given and I was on my way.

Venue

the place is her home, stuff all over and not the cleanest, led me to back room which had a double bed and massage table.

Looks

well what you know she looks older then her pics slim legs bit of a belly and massive boobs.

The Meet

The area looked a little worse for wear but I'm not sight seeing. Knocked on the door and it opened by magic I stepped in and turned to see the lady, well what you know she looks older then her pics slim legs bit of a belly and massive boobs. If I had been in my local area I think I would have walked but I just thought sod it I'm here and I'm horny. Followed her upstairs the place is her home, stuff all over and not the cleanest, led me to back room which had a double bed and massage table. She asked how long, I had planned on 1 hour but went for 30mins, paperwork handed over and told to undress and get on the massage table. She starts the massage it's not to bad to be honest and she has a few swipes and feels of mini me, she then gets on the table, I didn't realise she was naked doing the massage, and starts b2b. Her massive boobs feel really nice on my head and back, she then gets off and wipes the oil off then says to move to the bed, I lie down facing up. She gets on the bed between my legs and starts to play with me rubbing her boobs on me aswell, I'm soon getting hard to which she slides him into her mouth, the bj is average but does the job and gets me close. A quick fumble next to the bed and she has a rubber and on it goes. She climbs on and starts to bounce away, I can't get enough of her massive boobs bashing my face, upto now everything has been average so a neutral review was coming. She then lies down beside me and gets me to spoon fuck her, not a position I do much but what the hell, I slide in and we go at it, she then opens her legs and hooks one over me and starts to turn, and keeps going until we are like 2 pairs of scissors interlocked. I never fucked this way before but it felt good, and I could feel her pussy tighten on my cock. Her hands grabbed me and she pulled me towards her, I grabbed her to and pulled she became very vocal and said yes like that don't stop just keep going, not sure how long we were going at it like this but she seemed to have at least 2 orgasms, or she can act well, I think she could tell I was getting close and started to gyrate more and pull harder as I was about to come she told me not to stop once I've cum just keep fucking me. I filled the bag and kept going about a min or 2 after I'd cum she cried out and slowed down until she came to a stop. I, thought wow I hope she's not faking and to be honest who cares it made me feel like I had down a good job on her. Cleaned up with wet wipes and chatted a bit, she asked if I would be back anytime soon and seemed genuinely keen to see me again, good sales woman, I said bye and left. When back in the car it had been 43 mins since I got her come in text so not a clock watcher.

Final Thoughts

Would I return? Well if she was local to me I would just to see what a second time would be like, but If I was passing Newcastle again I wouldn't look for her as I'm sure there are plenty of better sps in Newcastle worth visiting.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£50 30m

Wallsend high street • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Communications

Text sent off replied straight away and got a booking within the hour. given postcode and told to text when I arrived. Knocked and let straight in, upstairs to bedroom with massage table and double bed,

Venue

flat in a terraced street just behind Wallsend high street, plenty of parking. room was ok and clean.

Looks

Tina looks a lot older and bigger than her profile states, late forty’s and a size 14 I would guess, massive tits and quite a belly on her.

The Meet

As soon as I handed over the tokens she asked do you want massage of fuck me. Choose to fuck her, stripped off and onto the bed, she gave a little bit of owo which good then she asks if I want to lick her pussy, she was clean and fresh and allowed a digit in. Bag on then moved to cowgirl whilst having a good feel of her tits, moved to doggy for a while then off with bag and cum on her tits, clean up and out on time.

Final Thoughts

Positive as it was GVFM but would not return 👋

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10 comments

Reviewed on

2/10

Met on

1h

Do not recommend

Communications

I spoke with Tina at 6pm on Thursday 13th May and we agreed a time of 9pm for that evening. I was in that area so at 80 quid for 1 hour full service, which was confirmed on phone I was happy and looking forward to it. I had met Tina before so did not expect any issues with comms. Long story short I callled 3 or 4 times between 8:30pm and 9:15 with a few texts as well but go no reply whatsoever.

The Meet

The meet did not get to happen as agreed.

Final Thoughts

I was annoyed but luckily got another booking with another SP which I will also review.

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Reviewed on

4/10

£70 30m

Wallsend terrace • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I had agreed fs, oral without, dfk by phone.

Venue

Not familiar with the area, the street looked pretty safe in daylight, but noticing the smashed/boarded windows on a few houses once I got out of the motor I was suddenly concerned for my German automation. I dont think I would park near at night.

Looks

On meeting Tina, the pics are old, she is a fair bit rougher and has extra timber on from the pictures.

The Meet

From there she went through the motions, for some reason lubed and then wiped dry my cock at least three times with baby lotion before it went near her mouth. I was clean, absolutely, the baby lotion thing was odd. She then gave the shortest BJ known to man before rubbering up and climbing on. Now I was concerned at the baby lotion, its notorious for breaking rubber down, plus with all that lube it could slip off. Thus it was eyes closed, fill the bag and leave. In short, she felt like a conveyor girl, wanted to waste the half hour with a rub down and leave the last five minutes of action.

Final Thoughts

Neutral for me, bordering negative.

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3 comments

Reviewed on

8/10

£50 30m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Visited Tina a few months back in-between lockdowns, so this review is based on that, although I have seen her several times before.

Looks

All in all I knew what I was in for. Tina's photos are a few years old, but she still looks good, I'd say mid forties minimum.

The Meet

Headline is she gives great value for money if you want massage plus extras or full service. This time I opted for 30 mins at £50 massage and FS. Started with a message as I always do with her. Technique is good, although not as honed as more legit - or legit presented - masseuses. Turn over and she is naked, massaging my front, and I asked her not to oil up the little lad, as a condom was to be used later. Bit of hand work and I was touching her boobs and having a slide into her arse crack and stroking her pussy. She then gestures to move onto the bed for some OWO, around 5 minutes or so, then on with the mac and asked which position, to which I replied doggy. Desired effect reached and I filled the bag.

Final Thoughts

Definite positive, would recommend.

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6 comments

Reviewed on

7/10

£50 30m

estate near central wallsend • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

all via text and phone, easy

Venue

estate near central wallsend, easy for driving and metro.

Looks

I would say tina is probably late 40s now maybe early 50s, her body is nice enough. Nice arse, shaven pussy and big tits.

The Meet

was at abit of a loose end. Needed something easy and quick, maxium effort was not available that day. Fired a few texts off and it was 9am but got a text back from tina saying she would see me at 10.30am. Address sent by text, been there before but easy to find. Arrived on time and let in, usual standing behind the door and followed her arse up the steps. I would say tina is probably late 40s now maybe early 50s, her body is nice enough. Nice arse, shaven pussy and big tits. Onto the masaage table and she strips off, a quick 5mins of chat and a rub down and she invites me to the bed. I lay down and she climbs on sitting on my stomach as i bury my face in her tits she reaches behind and wanks me off. A few mins of this and we go into 69, she is fresh and very wet. She gives a very good blowjob and responses well to RO. On with the mac and she went reverse cowgirl, she has a good tech and i lasted a few mins before filling the bag as we both came. A few mins of catching her breath she cleans me up and im on my way.

Final Thoughts

Overall for a massage and fuck she is vgvfm, £50 in a palour would get me a robot handjob and maybe a flash of nipple. Its not GFE but its a nice pump n dump.

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5 comments

Reviewed on

4/10

£80 1h

North Kenton • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Again, I found myself struggling to find anyone working on a Sunday, so thought thought I'd again try Thai Horny Tina for an hour. The last time I visited Id gotten quite a good massage with H/E.

Venue

The location was the same as last time, a three storey block of flats in North Kenton with discreet entrance and electronic buzzer type entrance.

Looks

Tina is quite on the large size nowadays and bares only a slight resemblance to her website photo which looks like it was taken in a previous decade. Once I got undressed Tina undressed (not a pretty sight).

The Meet

Once inside I was asked if I wanted massage with H/E or massage with full service, even though i had initially only intended to have the H/E I thought I may as well try the Massage with full service which was offered for £80 for the hour. As has already been reported in earlier reviews, Tina is quite on the large size nowadays and bares only a slight resemblance to her website photo which looks like it was taken in a previous decade. If I was only looking for a shag, I would never have chosen Tina in a million years but seeing as there would also be the chance of decent massage as well, I thought why not. Once I got undressed Tina undressed (not a pretty sight) and initiated the full service part of the session where she attempted a half hearted blow job with only the tip of my cock in her mouth. I tried to get stuck up her with a couple of fingers but this was denied. By this point I was struggling to find any reason to keep going so after getting the condom on just got her in mish and pumped away with my eyes closed while thinking of someone else. Eventually I shot my lot and got cleaned up she then motioned me over to the massage table. She then began the massage which was passable but didn't seem as good as my last visit but I'm not sure if this was down to my mood created by the lacklustre full service. once massage complete I got dressed without much conversation and left.

Final Thoughts

Not sure why she offers the full service when she obviously doesn't like doing it. She should just stick to the massage with H/E which I had previously thought she was fairly good at.

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