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BIGBOOTYELLIEXXX

Brentwood - CM13 (see outcall areas in Details)
10 reviews
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4.810

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Age: 25-29

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Reviews

10 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.8/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

2/10

£220 1h

Kings Cross • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

After having to call a few times to get through managed to secure a meet. Sounded nice on the phone boy I couldn’t of been more wrong.

Venue

Cheap Hotel in Kings Cross

Looks

thick set curvy women

The Meet

I was kept waiting on arrival more than 15 mins outside. Kept being told, “ten mins babe”. Saw someone else come out and it was clear when I went in that there was no way she could of showered. I was thinking with the little head i do love thick set curvy women so asked her if she fancied a shower together to which she replied it would ruin her hair and make up. Originally I was going to go in for as many services as possible but not with the body odour coming from her armpits. After us both getting naked I kissed down her body and rubbed my fingers down there. The stench on my fingers made me wretch and I said to her I needed the toilet to go and wash myself as all feelings of lust and horn left my entire body. Because she is so large she is hard to manoeuvre I can’t see how she is getting paid this fee she doesn’t do anything. The only services I ended up getting were owo and doggy and one round as I was so put off by the smells from each end.

Final Thoughts

This service provider was by far the worst decision I’ve made this year. It amounted to robbery. I’m a nice fellow I didn’t ask for anything back. It’s taught me a lesson to stay with better reviewed women I’ve seen before who at least try to make you feel like you have had a good time. Would I visit again. No way !

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24 comments

Reviewed on

2/10

30m

kings cross • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Hello, I'm new here and have always been a fan of website. I felt that my first post should be the most embarrassing experience I had with this escort I met a few months ago who was also in some shite channel 5 documentary last month. 30 mins incall Location: A Hotel (can't remember the name but she tours) around kings cross. She does this weird thing (imo) where she hides the key card under pots so that the punter gets access to the room. The Punt: It was the worst ever punt I have ever had. When lockdown was easing, I missed punting so I randomly looked at profile and I saw her profile. I called her number, I asked if she's sees black guys, and managed to book her within an hour.

Venue

A Hotel (can't remember the name but she tours) around kings cross. She does this weird thing (imo) where she hides the key card under pots so that the punter gets access to the room.

Looks

She looked hot but the more I was fucking her, the more I realise wtf I am doing her and started seeing her ugly side.

The Meet

When I entered the hotel room, She was quite friendly at first and we had a good talk first, getting to know each other. She wanted to know what I did as a career and we had a deep conversation about mental health because I work as a psychologist. The Action: She was making these weird blowing noise on my dick  😢 . I was giving my 'wtf' face and she noticed earlier on asking me 'what is it' and I said nothing so that I don't piss her off so she continued. I swear to God, I am probably inexperienced with bbw type girls but I couldn't handle the fucking bit. She is HEAVY AF!!! and fucking her doggy style.... wasn't enjoyable. It's like one position you can only fuck her with. I started getting cold feet and my dick was struggling to get hard. I already struggle to cum during sex and I knew I wasn't going to cum. She was getting pissy with me because my dick wasn't hard and her attitude was starting to stink from there. Aftermath: She was so pissed off me because of struggling to fuck her she told me to get out and get cleaned up in the toilets because in her words 'this is not working and your dick isn't hard'. I left feeling like a piece of shit but at the same time relief because I didn't enjoy the punt after making those weird vacuum noises whilst sucking my dick  😢

Final Thoughts

I researched more of her and realise she has an profile and twitter. I did shamefully purchase her profile but what I realise is she fucks with all these black guys in her 10 seconds clip, looking like a good slag but then when she was with me, she acted very cold and bitter towards me (despite we had a good conversation before fucking). I will probably save my accusations of that for another day... Conclusion: Don't bother. She is going to work again soon as she had recent surgery, but don't bother and save your money.

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Reviewed on

3/10

£100 30m

Shepherd’s Bush • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

I saw this girl roughly a month ago and wasn’t able to find time to post this review. The girl: A big girl from Nottingham who frequently comes down to London. I think she even appeared on a channel 4 or 5 documentary about escorts and the lavish lifestyle some of them try to live. In her case, it’s the wide array of acrylic nails, lip and boob job(s). You know the type. BBW aren’t usually my thing, but it was her so-called head skills which caught my attention as it’s my thing I guess. I purchased a video or two of hers and followed her on Twitter. What I should’ve paid attention to was the short duration of those videos because she can’t keep at it as one would think. In her own words, “I don’t enjoy sucking dick.” Word to the wise, she may appear game in her videos but it’s because she knows she’s being recorded.

Venue

A hotel near Shepherd’s Bush. It was freezing in the room.

Looks

A big girl from Nottingham who frequently comes down to London. I think she even appeared on a channel 4 or 5 documentary about escorts and the lavish lifestyle some of them try to live. In her case, it’s the wide array of acrylic nails, lip and boob job(s). You know the type. BBW aren’t usually my thing, but it was her so-called head skills which caught my attention as it’s my thing I guess. Tbh she’s not attractive and the only one thing comes to mind when you see a girl like her in public, and that’s if you’re horny.

The Meet

She fits the bill of a lot of British escorts these days who forget the very simple fact that you’re paying them for a service so the very least they should do is try to make you feel comfortable. For eg, I asked her to turn the AC off as I just came out of the shower (it’s not the summer anymore), she said that she likes to keep it on as some of her customers are smelly. I found her blowjob method to be disappointingly underwhelming to such an extent that the unimaginable happened, I lost my hard on. Tbh she’s not attractive and the only one thing comes to mind when you see a girl like her in public, and that’s if you’re horny, but I guess I was looking for a blowjob to rival the great ones I experienced in the past like Mia Moist. Wasn’t happening. While I don’t blame her too much over my limp dick, it was her lazy attitude which also turned me off and undoubtedly contributed to me losing interest. For eg when I was lying on the bed and she tried to suck me off from the left side, I asked if she could come over to right side instead as I wanted to finger her (I’m a righty). Her response was “so what do I have to come all the way over there?”. I told her “I didn’t ask you to go down the road for me.” As her lacklustre effort to get me hard again was going nowhere (could’ve been the AC now that I think of it because it was freezing in the room, but who knows), she started behaving as if I’d annoyed her which further killed the mood. She then started getting up, going to the toilet (time wasting tactics) as if our meet was over and she was cleaning up preparing for her next appointment. Furthermore it was if to indirectly say we can’t do anything if you’re not hard. Most escorts I’ve been with would’ve at least tried something but with her, de nada and that’s why she more than deserves a negative.

Final Thoughts

Verdict: Underwhelming, less attractive in person, overrated. Spend your money elsewhere if you’re looking for a good time because you def won’t get it with someone like her.

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3 comments

Reviewed on

3/10

£100 30m

kings cross • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

booked via txt and snapchat might i had she randomly messages that she is free while constantly posting content of her pervious clients hourly...a double booker for sure as she agreed same time and booking with me via txt and snapchat believing i was too different people and on arrival keep receiving calls and bookins while telling me she apparently “had someone in the carpark”waiting to come up ..also during the booking received a facetime from “her boyfriend”who claimed he would be there in 15 mins while pausing him n answering another call from her 2nd phone to which another punter would be there in the same time so to my knowledge she had 3 more people arriving just as i was done

Looks

attractive as hell in person but service far from glam as sold

The Meet

started off with chit chat and the offer of various alcohols to which i refused and she admitted she had been intoxicated and had been drinking all day...owo was given without given without requesting lots of spit and slurping however that was really it no DT or excitement and in all honesty iv had alot better for alot less from eastern european wg’s...few mins later it was “do you like head” “i dont like giving head for long” and “what you wanna do next”...this is where it went even worse ...exposed her rock solid boobs to my shock of no nipples to suck...she literally had red light circles barely existent more resembling a rash ...attempted to suck anyway to her bored look n moan of whats next after 30 seconds so i requested RO on her ...she tasted of sweat and smelt like BO ...on to penetration she requested doggy how ever on my mind was that taste n smell i instantly went limp (something thats has never happened to me in 6 years of punting) back to owo and tried missionary after another failed 3 attempts of doggy failing..in the end she finished me off with a bj and then moved out the way when i shot ..cleaned up said i could stay longer if i wanted but no sexual services on offer despite agreeing 2-3 cums prior and then went on to say she has never had a booking like me before and would tell best buddy christina may about me who would instantly block n delete me lol not sure what that was about then proceeded with her calls n facetimes to double book while i was still present ...bit more chit chat showed me a few vids for her up coming tv gig on channel 5 next month n then i left

Final Thoughts

all in all i paid 100 for 30 mins for practically a bj from a unhygienic double booker who clearly works back to back and i believe may offer bareback to the right guy as a few times she claimed to me “ i dont like condoms” ...would i return probably not

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9 comments

Reviewed on

2/10

Do not recommend

Communications

Messaged her on website, arranged for 12:00 midday. I also decided to text and call to reassure her I was serious and to re-confirm times. She told me to book on website, but there was only a 14:00 booking available on her booking profile. Made the booking anyway then messaged her to confirm if it was 12:00 or 14:00. No reply. 🤷 Left early for 12:00 but was prepared to meet at 14:00. She messaged back and said she doesn't start till 15:00!? (Despite agreeing to 12:00 the day before 🤷 ) I just went with it. Kept myself busy all day, then made my way to the post code. Got there early. Text, no reply. Called phone was off. Text again and said I'll wait as long as I can. Then left 10 minutes later. When I got home I received an email, sent hours prior, when I would have been half way on my way to meet her. She said she wanted to change times to 16:00. I can't access emails from my phones. Keep in mind she already has my phone number and we had been communicating through texts. Why she didn't texts me is a mystery. 🤷 Now I would have been fine with re-booking "no harm done", but she pretty much ghosted me and didn't reply to me emails or texts. At one point I was worried something might have happened to her, but I later saw her tweet various messages about getting drunk and sucking dick. She was perfectly fine. I'm guessing she just got drunk and decided to ignore me for another client or a bottle of wine (or both). I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt regarding the time changes, and even a cancellation. But ignoring my messages for no reason was the last straw. I made sure I was polite in my messages (despite being annoyed in real life) so I didn't scare her off. So there was no real reason for her to just stop comms. 🤷 👎 😡

Final Thoughts

I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt regarding the time changes, and even a cancellation. But ignoring my messages for no reason was the last straw. I made sure I was polite in my messages (despite being annoyed in real life) so I didn't scare her off. So there was no real reason for her to just stop comms. 🤷 👎 😡

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17 comments

Reviewed on

9/10

£100 30m

holiday Inn Hotel located in Brentwood • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

best to contact her by phone. I called her, she replied back with her address. Called her again to let her know when I'm near and when I arrived. Quite efficient. She answers texts slowly. So best to call.

Venue

Just a small hotel room.

Looks

10/10. I'm surprised but she looks like her gallery pics listed on the website. Definitely a PAWG and looks very busty. Fat juicy lips. Lip job looks well. Very fat hanging tits. And a extremely fat ass. It jiggles when she walks. I pretty much wanted to eat it right there and there.

The Meet

an enjoyable punt. Got to the door, got in. Just a small hotel room. We talked a tiny bit, music played in the background etc. Exchanged the money and got changed. I was a tiny bit nervous. Then I got a cracking blow job. The OWO wasn't good. It was outstanding. She was sucking vigorously. Spit flying everywhere. Lip stick marks on my cock. Jesus. I almost came and it hadn't even been 5mins. I then politely asked to rim her and asked she sit on my face which she did. The rimming felt like heaven. Eating ass whilst seeing butterfly tattoes on her buttcheeks. It was a new experience for me. Her ass tasted quite strong. Very distinctive. It tasted okay but it left a impact. Quite the taste tho. We then did some 69. Her vagina also tasted well and distinctive. It felt quite nice. So I was pretty happy here. I then asked to do doggy. She said yeah. So it was weird. Perhaps I should have done more fingering. My inexperience perhaps. But her pussy didn't feel wet enough. I was pounding her vigorously from behind and my cock kept slipping out. I had to put it back 4 times. Either she allowed me to get in deeper. So I sort of mounted her and got in deep. I was allowed to do neck and back kissing whilst I pressed my weight on her. Pounded her some more until I came. I let off a moan and my legs went weak. She took the condom off and put it in the bin. I lied down and just relaxed for 5mins whilst we exchanged small talk. Just some time for me to get my senses together. I then got changed and dressed. Although she wasn't a time watcher I did notice her phone was ringing. Before I even punted her, I overheard a convo between her and another incoming punter. So she's in high demand. She's definitely doing back to back but she remains hygienic.

Final Thoughts

Do I recommend? Answer: hell yes. Probably one of the best punts I've had. I can't believe I found a chubby girl so attractive. I might start looking for BBW/chunky girls now. This was quite the defining punt. Would I return? Answer: yes, if she's within travel distance from London. I had to travel far to see her but it was definitely worth it. I won't be going all the way to Nottingham or the Midlands to see her though.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£60 15m

Chain hotel in Kensington • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

Quick all done by text I received the postcode fairly fast. When I arrived she let me know she needed 5mins then I was given room number.

Venue

Chain hotel in Kensington the hotel had a keycard system to get in the lifts. Chloe wouldn’t come down so I had to wait for others to use the lift then tap the floor number not exactly discreet as I was waiting around the lifts.

Looks

Just like the photos and videos on her Twitter page. She has a lot of sex appeal thick botoxed red lips, lots of tattoos and she has a tongue piercing with was a good surprise.

The Meet

From when she opened the door she had a friendly relaxed demeanour to her. I handed over the money then she asked what I wanted then proceeded to give OW (at my request). Her technique was good the tongue piercing had me moaning. Afterwards I asked her to get on top but she said she just had her boobs done and wasn’t so keen. Doggy was the only option so I told her keep sucking then after a while she said ‘you wanna fuck’, I stuck a new rubber on then got behind her and pumped away.

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Reviewed on

9/10

Kensington • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

It's been a while since I posted some reviews, mainly because I stick to what I know and the WG'S are usually so well documented already I don't have much too add in the way of new information. That being said the end of 2018 and the beginning of 2019 has been a busy punting period for me.... so let the fun begin. Big Booty Chloe - usually works in Kensington. I had attempted to meet with her before, but she cancelled on me at the last minute and ensured me this was not her usual working practise and she would put it right. I got back in contact with Chloe after Christmas as she stated she would cut me a deal on her overnight price if I was interested. You bet I was, so after a few texts back and forth all was arranged.

Looks

That great big ass, that talented throat and a desire to please.

The Meet

What a afternoon/evening and night we had. Chloe knew why I was there. That great big ass, that talented throat and a desire to please. Chloe is some what submissive but just generally fun and eager. In short was happy to do most things, except anal. I would have liked to had a go but in all honesty I was spoilt for choice with her anyway. Throatpie, facials, squirting, twerking, tit job, slight rimming both ways, face sitting, you pretty much name it, we did it thanks to a little help with a blue pill (if im booking overnight, i can't not, i need to make it worth my while.

Final Thoughts

So in short, services were great and her attitude and manner was spot on. I will be seeing again the beginning of Feb 👍

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Reviewed on

8/10

Kensington • Incall

Recommend

Communications

Comms were very good.

Venue

Kensington hotel.

Looks

Had the tallest of heels so she towered over me. Heavily made up which is not my preference but you can tell she is pretty- green eyes and good bone structure.

The Meet

She was very professional- she agreed to a role play although I saw she wasn’t very used to it. You can tell she wants to please the customer, though because she is awesome at giving a deep sloppy OWO. Lots of spit and she almost took me entirely- I am above average length with good girth so not many do. Her eyes were watering so she really tried her utmost. She DFKd but not in a sustained way. I ate her out and rimmed her, finishing up by making her squirt with my fingers. I then took her in doggy- quite a sight! It was really difficult keeping the wolf from the door. She didn’t want me to taking off her shoes and kissing her toes- indicative of the fact that she does not give a sensual experience, more a professional one. For example, she explained how she has been practicing DT and wants to get better- she is already pretty amazing at it. She’s probably not used to someone like me who wants a sensual experience- she said most are just there for the booty, to fuck her hard and blow their load quickly. She said she would have been very happy for filming- she prefers it I think. Apparently she is going into porn and doing a shoot next week. Oh, btw, bareback is definitely not on the cards. She made that clear- not that I wanted it or asked her for it.

Final Thoughts

I would recommend if you are into PAWGs , like sloppy DT and are not looking for a sensual experience

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Reviewed on

3/10

£150 1h

city centre hotel • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Arranged via text and phone call gave me the location and straight away I had a feeling this hotel would be key carded to use the lifts she lied and said it wasn’t. Got to location phone call to her and I’m told it’s key card and she’s telling me that the key card is under a plant pot just round the corner from reception!! I should have walked but anyway!!!!!

Venue

Got to room it’s very dark loud music playing you could hear it from outside the room her friend is using the room next door with the door wide open so no privacy. Bottle of vodka on the table not the best signs of having a good punt.

Looks

Her pics resemble her and it deffo is her nice big booty which was the only reason I saw her.

The Meet

Money exchanged quick freshen up in the toilet and back out in the room. No dfk or any kind of kissing Straight to owo lasted about 5/10 mins On with the condom had sex in 2 positions and blew my load. Very unenthusiastic, no eye contact, not much small talk. I clean myself up lay on the bed for a few mins as I’m getting ready for round 2 and I’m asked what else I would like as she was getting ready for the next customer. Cheeky cow!!

Final Thoughts

Just another young girl who wants to make loads of money whilst fleecing punters and providing a shit service!!

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