bustybonnielassie

Merchant City - G1 (see outcall areas in Details)
9 reviews
5.110

Age: 55-59

Gender: Female

Height: 5'6"

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Brown

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Cup Size: F

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

9 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.1/10
AVERAGE RATING
6/10

£70 15m

back of St Enoch centre • Incall

Would repeat

Communications

Decided to visit this SP on a recent trip to Glasgow. Had been on my hotlist for a while so decided to tick it off. Comms were good beforehand and arranged a 1 hour visit for £100.

Venue

Flat just at the back of St Enoch centre - pretty drabby, dark flat.

Looks

Was she Bonny - not particularly. Was she busty - big pair of flabby tits - she has quite a bit of a belly. Was she a lassie - I never ventured South. Opted just for Blow N Go.

The Meet

Kind of thought I knew what was expecting before the punt and I was right. On seeing the SP I decided to change my visit to a 15 minute Blow and Go - I had handed over the cash and she gave me £30 back so it turned out to be a £70 punt. Not good so far but things took an upward turn when she started the BJ. Excellent technique and a good bit of rimming - finished off with CIM.

Final Thoughts

Would I visit again - for a quick Blow and Go - I probably would.

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3 comments
7/10

Met on

£60 40m

back end of St Enoch Centre • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

This lady has mixed reviews on here, but she's been on my hotlist for ages. I was in the City Centre mid-morning and had the horn, a check on the website found her green light on, I sent her a text and she replied quite quickly saying she was available and a meet arranged for an hour later.

Venue

Relatively discreet ground floor flat.

Looks

Physically she's busty for sure, curvy 16/18 body. Bonnie, well thats in the eye of the beholder, she's not a head turner but not ugly in my opinion. Wee-wifey-next-door look. I found she had a great personality.

The Meet

Money exchanged and undressed each other with FK, mutual groping and straight to OWO, then RO (nice and clean and HAIRY!) She went on top, switched to missionary and finished in her mouth, which she swallowed. Little bit of a chat before getting dressed and leaving, reckon I was in there about 40 mins or so.

Final Thoughts

Would I return? Possibly/probably if Im in the CC during the day (which is quite rare for me)

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3 comments
6/10

Met on

£150 2h

close to the St Enoch centre and Scotia pub in Glasgow city centre • Incall

Would repeat

Communications

profile

Venue

Her premises were ground floor, so would be easy to access. The premises were clean and tidy.

Looks

No face photos on her profile, not unattractive. On her profile was 51 years old which I would have put down as the standard 5 years out with many WGs. Not sticky thin but hardly obese. Wouldn’t be everyone’s cup of tea. Decent tits.

The Meet

Has a decent owo technique. Pleasant enough person: we spoke about her time working at Tropical palms and other saunas in the past. I thought we clicked a bit. She had a wedding ring on. I found this a bit kinky……

Final Thoughts

Decent enough - not the greatest experience but I’ll have a follow up meet.

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11 comments
5/10

Met on

£60 30m

close to St Enoch Centre • Incall • Parking available

Communications

all done by text with buzzer number given when outside.

Venue

ground floor flat close to St Enoch Centre. It’s a short walk from entry door to the door of the flat. I was let in and led to the bedroom.

Looks

I’d say she’s about early forties. Not hugely attractive but not ugly either. Unfortunately she has a pretty big gut on her but I thought to hell I’m here now.

The Meet

Started with only light kissing but on this occasion that was fine with me. She then moved onto OWO which was actually pretty good. After a while it was on with the bag and she climbed on top. This was okay but fairly mechanical like she was just going through the motions. I had had enough. Bag off and finished with OWO again and CIM which was swallowed down. A quick clean up and I was out just short of the half hour.

Final Thoughts

I’ve given her a neutral because her oral skills and swallow raised it up from a negative. It’ll be a one-off visit.

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16 comments
2/10

£60 30m

City centre near St Enochs Centre/Argyle Street • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Fri night and I had had a couple of beers but by no means drunk or incapable of performing. £60 half an hour, arranged by text at short notice. Apartment is a nice modern flat in City centre near St Enochs Centre/Argyle Street. Bit of a rigmarole trying to find the number as her instructions were shite and she started going mental at me on the phone saying the neighbours would be too suspicious of me talking to her when I phoned for better directions?? Couldn’t quite get that, found it to be a bit weird so not a great start.

Venue

Apartment is a nice modern flat in City centre near St Enochs Centre/Argyle Street.

Looks

Looks wise she was rough, and I mean very rough. late 50s/early 60s which doesn’t bother me as I’m a milf/gilf lover but this was grottbags material. May well have been busty at some point but now it’s difficult to tell what was a roll of fat and what was a tit.

The Meet

Eventually got there and should have walked as soon as she opened the door. Action - lookswise, total turn off but as I horny as fuck I thought I’d try my best to CIM and get out of there ASAP. This is where it went from bad to worse. Service agreed DFK, OWO and CIM weren’t provided. Shitey excuse about being mentally scared by a previous bad experience - refused to DFK, would only provide OW. Nothing about the punt was going well and I ended up telling her to stop, having a wank with my eyes shut and cumming on her face. Got out of there within about 15 mins running for the hills back to the boozer to drown my sorrows.

Final Thoughts

She might appeal to BBW/GILF fans but other than that I’d steer well clear.

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2 comments
4/10

Glasgow • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

As someone who prefers the mature women of Glasgow she had been on my hotlist for a while but never got round to a booking, planned on visiting her today and communications were good, booking placed on website, address given etc but got a text back from her an hour later saying she couldnt meet me because i had seen "trafficked girls", texted her back asking what she was on about, i have a new 2 week old profile on website after the last one refused to change my mobile number with the new having a single feedback from a Czech girl that ive been seeing regularly for years, she said she believes she was trafficked because her prices are low despite her own prices being only a tenner extra per the hour, just a heads up that if you plan on seeing her its best not to have anyone foreign on your feedback, very weird 🤷‍♂️

Final Thoughts

just a heads up that if you plan on seeing her its best not to have anyone foreign on your feedback, very weird 🤷‍♂️

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0 comments
5/10

£60 30m

only 2mins from st enochs • Incall

Communications

A short notice 30 min incall. No issue with comms.

Venue

Bottom floor modern flat that i felt very comfortable to be in.

Looks

She is a big heavy woman, which I can normally enjoy if they have large breasts to match, she certainly has big boobs but not big enough in my opinion to justify the big belly.

The Meet

She is a friendly enough woman, I would even say she has a very bubbly personality, this can viewed upon as a positive for newbies who like big milfs as she will settle your nerves with her chat but I felt she just talked about a lot of nonsense that I had to feign interest in. Starts off with massage which was pointless and did nothing for me so I immediately turned over and got her to suck my cock. Decent enough blowjob but blowjobs don't do much for me so i started to lose my stiffy, which wouldn't happen with a better looking wg. She instructed me to get myself harder, which I did but this made it feel mechanical and I felt like saying it was her task to get me hard but oh well... So I got myself hard and fucked her tits until I sprayed all over her fat tits, she took it well. We chatted a little after we cleaned up, she hinted at a second round but I was spent and really just wanted to go.

Final Thoughts

Overall, it got the job done for a short notice punt, got a a fat slut of a milf to suck my cock and take my load on her tits. I hesitate to give her a negative despite my issues because she got the job done, saw me short notice and she is in a decent location. Also I never fucked her so I can't give a true account of her services so you will have to sample other reviews on here. This punt took place well over a year ago so I might forget some details. I haven't returned.

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4 comments
7/10

£50 30m

flat right behind the st Enoch centre • Incall • Parking available

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Not seen her since last year when I had a fantastic thteeway with her and her friend who's not an active wg anymore anyway comms are easy to find she based in a flat right behind the st Enoch centre big car park right across the road if your travelling by car buzzed in she met me at the door and took me to the bedroom

Venue

place was absolutely spotlace not usual you find a wg in a tidy house

Looks

only to reveal a cracking set of milfy mature woman tits only offputting thing was she had a bit of a gut and a massive hairy muff

The Meet

paperwork out the way she told me to strip I did so she stripped aswell only to reveal a cracking set of milfy mature woman tits only offputting thing was she had a bit of a gut and a massive hairy muff any she told me to stand up she sits down on the bed starts wanking my cock till I get hard then proceeds with such amazing owo I noticed her legs opening a bit then she says in going to start playing with myself is tht ok hell yeah blowjob got better by the second I asked her to rubber me up then on with shagging on all fours arsecheeks up in the air I went like fuck was chancing my luck for anal but she never wanted to she asked when I was going to cum I said about now she then whipped off the rubber lay back and starting fingering herself rapid told me to give me her my cock which I did she then sucked me off till I dropped an almighty load in her mouth free of charge

Final Thoughts

all in alll decent punt for 50 quid better than the Roms kicking about these days only off put was the gut and big hairy bush

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3 comments
4/10

£50 30m

near the St. Enoch centre • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Once again, a familiar story for me, short window of opportunity then trying to arrange a short notice booking.Ended up with Suzy, 'bustybonnielassie'. Comms were good initially, spoke to her on the phone...agreed services and appointment time, she told me where her flat was, near the St. Enoch centre...same block as the mad Moldovan Paula amongst others...and to call her when I was in the area for flat number. Duly arrived and called her 5mins before appt time...no reply...then text her...5mins later got a text saying give me a few more minutes 👎 Should point out that I've already taken my little blue helper pill...and the alarm bells are ringing....so as I'm outside the block of flats anyway I try Paula's number...no answer...then Erika who's only 5mins away...again no answer. So, I'm now at a busy bus stop mingling with the young mums and their out of control weans and the old gossiping grannies...frantically searching through website on my own phone for city centre alternatives...getting no where fast. So, 18mins past the appt time, I get a text form bustybonnielassie apologising and giving me the flat number and over I go to a ground floor flat.

Venue

ground floor flat.

Looks

she's definitely busty...but definitely not bonnie...and she's no lassie either. Stated age 49...really hard to say could be but I reckon in her early/mid 50's and plain as a Mothers Pride loaf.

The Meet

Now, I was expecting her to be quite big...thought maybe 14-16...but she's way bigger than that...no idea what dress size in number...I would just put her as FH (fucken huge). Now at this point I could easily have walked...but as previously stated, viagra was coursing through my system and there was nothing else on the horizon, so I just went ahead with it. No way was I going to attempt to mount her though 😱 ...so just settled for owo...which was average...rimming...which was actually pretty poor...and finishing over her big tits.

Final Thoughts

To try and bring some semblance of balance...personality wise she's pleasant and friendly enough...and she did try and please so if your into big, older BBW's...maybe she's for you...but unfortunately not for me. 👋

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6 comments