bustybonnielassie
Age: 55-59
Gender: Female
Height: 5'6"
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Brown
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Bra Cup Size: F
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Smoking: No
Has Tattoos: No
Has Piercings: No
Age: 55-59
Gender: Female
Height: 5'6"
Meets With: Men
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Brown
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Bra Cup Size: F
Breast Enhancement: Natural
Smoking: No
Has Tattoos: No
Has Piercings: No
£70 15m
back of St Enoch centre • Incall
Would repeat
Decided to visit this SP on a recent trip to Glasgow. Had been on my hotlist for a while so decided to tick it off. Comms were good beforehand and arranged a 1 hour visit for £100.
Flat just at the back of St Enoch centre - pretty drabby, dark flat.
Was she Bonny - not particularly. Was she busty - big pair of flabby tits - she has quite a bit of a belly. Was she a lassie - I never ventured South. Opted just for Blow N Go.
Kind of thought I knew what was expecting before the punt and I was right. On seeing the SP I decided to change my visit to a 15 minute Blow and Go - I had handed over the cash and she gave me £30 back so it turned out to be a £70 punt. Not good so far but things took an upward turn when she started the BJ. Excellent technique and a good bit of rimming - finished off with CIM.
Would I visit again - for a quick Blow and Go - I probably would.
Met on
£60 40m
back end of St Enoch Centre • Incall
Recommend
Would repeat
This lady has mixed reviews on here, but she's been on my hotlist for ages. I was in the City Centre mid-morning and had the horn, a check on the website found her green light on, I sent her a text and she replied quite quickly saying she was available and a meet arranged for an hour later.
Relatively discreet ground floor flat.
Physically she's busty for sure, curvy 16/18 body. Bonnie, well thats in the eye of the beholder, she's not a head turner but not ugly in my opinion. Wee-wifey-next-door look. I found she had a great personality.
Money exchanged and undressed each other with FK, mutual groping and straight to OWO, then RO (nice and clean and HAIRY!) She went on top, switched to missionary and finished in her mouth, which she swallowed. Little bit of a chat before getting dressed and leaving, reckon I was in there about 40 mins or so.
Would I return? Possibly/probably if Im in the CC during the day (which is quite rare for me)
Honestly mate, she's howfin 😂
I made the mistake few years back when I woke up with the horn and couldn't get anyone else that day. Only positive for me was she was cheap.
Defintlely agree with that assessment 😂😂
Im proud of my low standards 😂
Met on
£150 2h
close to the St Enoch centre and Scotia pub in Glasgow city centre • Incall
Would repeat
profile
Her premises were ground floor, so would be easy to access. The premises were clean and tidy.
No face photos on her profile, not unattractive. On her profile was 51 years old which I would have put down as the standard 5 years out with many WGs. Not sticky thin but hardly obese. Wouldn’t be everyone’s cup of tea. Decent tits.
Has a decent owo technique. Pleasant enough person: we spoke about her time working at Tropical palms and other saunas in the past. I thought we clicked a bit. She had a wedding ring on. I found this a bit kinky……
Decent enough - not the greatest experience but I’ll have a follow up meet.
Dunno if it’s too late to edit , but maybe take the date out.
Nothing against this SP specifically, but always best to maintain anonymity as much as poss.
Is she wrinkly or have saggy skin?
Think Jabba the Hut with tits and you will get an idea of what she looks like. More chins than the chinese phone book and its not a case of he who dares wins but more he who dares must be desperate
I was that soldier one day and no way could i kiss or attempt to mount her so it was a bj thinking of queen and country with my eyes shut
Should have done a review
He basically did a (very) brief synopsis of mine from 5 years ago... 🙄
I wonder if we'll ever get the genuine article from him...time will tell 🎵
Met on
£60 30m
close to St Enoch Centre • Incall • Parking available
all done by text with buzzer number given when outside.
ground floor flat close to St Enoch Centre. It’s a short walk from entry door to the door of the flat. I was let in and led to the bedroom.
I’d say she’s about early forties. Not hugely attractive but not ugly either. Unfortunately she has a pretty big gut on her but I thought to hell I’m here now.
Started with only light kissing but on this occasion that was fine with me. She then moved onto OWO which was actually pretty good. After a while it was on with the bag and she climbed on top. This was okay but fairly mechanical like she was just going through the motions. I had had enough. Bag off and finished with OWO again and CIM which was swallowed down. A quick clean up and I was out just short of the half hour.
I’ve given her a neutral because her oral skills and swallow raised it up from a negative. It’ll be a one-off visit.
Hi Hugh
I seen her a few years ago and i totally agree with your review.
I think she is nearer the 50 range and has been on here for a few years now,also found her very mechanical in her ways and yes had a big gut a few years ago (so no change ) ,i went once and didnt go back, and although chatty and friendly she was not a looker and would have her down as a negative really
Thanks Goldfinch.
As I was saying Atomcat, it was only her oral skills that prevented a negative.
£60 30m
City centre near St Enochs Centre/Argyle Street • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Fri night and I had had a couple of beers but by no means drunk or incapable of performing. £60 half an hour, arranged by text at short notice. Apartment is a nice modern flat in City centre near St Enochs Centre/Argyle Street. Bit of a rigmarole trying to find the number as her instructions were shite and she started going mental at me on the phone saying the neighbours would be too suspicious of me talking to her when I phoned for better directions?? Couldn’t quite get that, found it to be a bit weird so not a great start.
Apartment is a nice modern flat in City centre near St Enochs Centre/Argyle Street.
Looks wise she was rough, and I mean very rough. late 50s/early 60s which doesn’t bother me as I’m a milf/gilf lover but this was grottbags material. May well have been busty at some point but now it’s difficult to tell what was a roll of fat and what was a tit.
Eventually got there and should have walked as soon as she opened the door. Action - lookswise, total turn off but as I horny as fuck I thought I’d try my best to CIM and get out of there ASAP. This is where it went from bad to worse. Service agreed DFK, OWO and CIM weren’t provided. Shitey excuse about being mentally scared by a previous bad experience - refused to DFK, would only provide OW. Nothing about the punt was going well and I ended up telling her to stop, having a wank with my eyes shut and cumming on her face. Got out of there within about 15 mins running for the hills back to the boozer to drown my sorrows.
She might appeal to BBW/GILF fans but other than that I’d steer well clear.
> TheGoalie1 on September 17, 2019, 07:37:52 pm:
> Looks wise she was rough, and I mean very rough. late 50s/early 60s which
> doesn’t bother me as I’m a milf/gilf lover but this was grottbags material. May
> well have been busty at some point but now it’s difficult to tell what was a
> roll of fat and what was a tit.
Agree with you...she's a total swamp monster 🤮
I saw her about 3-4 years back and she was ok, not great. I think she has worked for years, mentioning she worked at Saunas in the 1990s.
Glasgow • Incall
Do not recommend
As someone who prefers the mature women of Glasgow she had been on my hotlist for a while but never got round to a booking, planned on visiting her today and communications were good, booking placed on website, address given etc but got a text back from her an hour later saying she couldnt meet me because i had seen "trafficked girls", texted her back asking what she was on about, i have a new 2 week old profile on website after the last one refused to change my mobile number with the new having a single feedback from a Czech girl that ive been seeing regularly for years, she said she believes she was trafficked because her prices are low despite her own prices being only a tenner extra per the hour, just a heads up that if you plan on seeing her its best not to have anyone foreign on your feedback, very weird 🤷♂️
just a heads up that if you plan on seeing her its best not to have anyone foreign on your feedback, very weird 🤷♂️
£60 30m
only 2mins from st enochs • Incall
A short notice 30 min incall. No issue with comms.
Bottom floor modern flat that i felt very comfortable to be in.
She is a big heavy woman, which I can normally enjoy if they have large breasts to match, she certainly has big boobs but not big enough in my opinion to justify the big belly.
She is a friendly enough woman, I would even say she has a very bubbly personality, this can viewed upon as a positive for newbies who like big milfs as she will settle your nerves with her chat but I felt she just talked about a lot of nonsense that I had to feign interest in. Starts off with massage which was pointless and did nothing for me so I immediately turned over and got her to suck my cock. Decent enough blowjob but blowjobs don't do much for me so i started to lose my stiffy, which wouldn't happen with a better looking wg. She instructed me to get myself harder, which I did but this made it feel mechanical and I felt like saying it was her task to get me hard but oh well... So I got myself hard and fucked her tits until I sprayed all over her fat tits, she took it well. We chatted a little after we cleaned up, she hinted at a second round but I was spent and really just wanted to go.
Overall, it got the job done for a short notice punt, got a a fat slut of a milf to suck my cock and take my load on her tits. I hesitate to give her a negative despite my issues because she got the job done, saw me short notice and she is in a decent location. Also I never fucked her so I can't give a true account of her services so you will have to sample other reviews on here. This punt took place well over a year ago so I might forget some details. I haven't returned.
Mate, you're being too generous...she's a big fat mess...which you've basically alluded to...and should be avoided at all costs.
I understand the sentiment but I am quite partial to larger ladies so that is why I wasn't so harsh but yes I realise she won't be in most peoples tastes but I was just conveying my own thoughts.
Furthermore, I just want to make it clear that despite my attraction to larger older girls that she still didn't meet my tastes, definitely would NOT recommend.
Fair enough...it's different strokes for different folks...what I would say though is...she's not going to appeal to mainstream punters. 👋
£50 30m
flat right behind the st Enoch centre • Incall • Parking available
Recommend
Would repeat
Not seen her since last year when I had a fantastic thteeway with her and her friend who's not an active wg anymore anyway comms are easy to find she based in a flat right behind the st Enoch centre big car park right across the road if your travelling by car buzzed in she met me at the door and took me to the bedroom
place was absolutely spotlace not usual you find a wg in a tidy house
only to reveal a cracking set of milfy mature woman tits only offputting thing was she had a bit of a gut and a massive hairy muff
paperwork out the way she told me to strip I did so she stripped aswell only to reveal a cracking set of milfy mature woman tits only offputting thing was she had a bit of a gut and a massive hairy muff any she told me to stand up she sits down on the bed starts wanking my cock till I get hard then proceeds with such amazing owo I noticed her legs opening a bit then she says in going to start playing with myself is tht ok hell yeah blowjob got better by the second I asked her to rubber me up then on with shagging on all fours arsecheeks up in the air I went like fuck was chancing my luck for anal but she never wanted to she asked when I was going to cum I said about now she then whipped off the rubber lay back and starting fingering herself rapid told me to give me her my cock which I did she then sucked me off till I dropped an almighty load in her mouth free of charge
all in alll decent punt for 50 quid better than the Roms kicking about these days only off put was the gut and big hairy bush
This was the first WG I ever saw, about 4 or 5 years ago when I was 19. I was so nervous, but she was a pro. I can attest to the quality if her blow job skills. And yes, I can also attest to her huge gut and nasty 70s style bush. I actually saw her again about 5 months ago near st Enoch (she was in a flat in finnieston when I first saw her) good value for money. The muff I'm not keen on, but when in doubt, bend them over. Haha. She also takes a facial, bit not as keenly as you may like, (not in my eyes, or my hair etc... what kind of aim do you think I have??) But all in all a nice lady she certainly gave me what I needed back then.
I thibk I've banged every WG in the 40s/50s bracket in Glasgow in the intervening years.
So... you know... any suggestions I might not be aware of are appreciated.
Haha.
Auldie is going to love this review.
Punctuation 😂 😂
Not a full stop in sight.
> Paulc127 on June 26, 2017, 02:58:38 pm:
> I dropped an almighty load in her mouth free of charge all in alll decent punt
> for 50 quid better than the Roms kicking about these days only off put was the
> gut and big hairy bush
her page states £60, did you get a £10 discount for some clever reason?
£50 30m
near the St. Enoch centre • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
Once again, a familiar story for me, short window of opportunity then trying to arrange a short notice booking.Ended up with Suzy, 'bustybonnielassie'. Comms were good initially, spoke to her on the phone...agreed services and appointment time, she told me where her flat was, near the St. Enoch centre...same block as the mad Moldovan Paula amongst others...and to call her when I was in the area for flat number. Duly arrived and called her 5mins before appt time...no reply...then text her...5mins later got a text saying give me a few more minutes 👎 Should point out that I've already taken my little blue helper pill...and the alarm bells are ringing....so as I'm outside the block of flats anyway I try Paula's number...no answer...then Erika who's only 5mins away...again no answer. So, I'm now at a busy bus stop mingling with the young mums and their out of control weans and the old gossiping grannies...frantically searching through website on my own phone for city centre alternatives...getting no where fast. So, 18mins past the appt time, I get a text form bustybonnielassie apologising and giving me the flat number and over I go to a ground floor flat.
ground floor flat.
she's definitely busty...but definitely not bonnie...and she's no lassie either. Stated age 49...really hard to say could be but I reckon in her early/mid 50's and plain as a Mothers Pride loaf.
Now, I was expecting her to be quite big...thought maybe 14-16...but she's way bigger than that...no idea what dress size in number...I would just put her as FH (fucken huge). Now at this point I could easily have walked...but as previously stated, viagra was coursing through my system and there was nothing else on the horizon, so I just went ahead with it. No way was I going to attempt to mount her though 😱 ...so just settled for owo...which was average...rimming...which was actually pretty poor...and finishing over her big tits.
To try and bring some semblance of balance...personality wise she's pleasant and friendly enough...and she did try and please so if your into big, older BBW's...maybe she's for you...but unfortunately not for me. 👋
I saw her years ago when she was in the Finnieston area. She wasn't that huge in those days, but was certainly on the large side, as busty ladies so often are.
I largely agree with the review - she was pleasant and eager to please, but I did find her facially a bit plain. I can't remember how good her owo was, and as far as I recall I didn't get any rimming.
If you like mature, large, woman next door types, then she's fine, and isn't expensive. I didn't return though.
I have to agree with you both. I saw Suzy sometime last year. 30mins @ £50. I really didn't expect her to big as big or huge as she clearly was. I had planned to do a lot more, like going down on her though I just stuck to a little Kissing, unfortunately she had just finished her lunch b4 I arrived, some Prawn dish 😢 😢 Moved on to some OwO, not that great so moved on to Hand Relief.
Had good enough chat. Suzy certainly seemed friendly and pleasant enough 😊 😊 though her size definitely overwhelmed me so I've not returned since, nor I'm I likely to either.
She claimed to have worked over 30 Yrs in the business. I joked with her that she should've received a long service award, golden hand shake.😁 😁 😁
Not sure why you thought she wouldn't be huge looking at her photos you can clearly see her double chins dude! 🤦 🤷
+1 ..that neck is ...em ...a bit rubber rings. 😱
Just checking:
there's a lot of negative points in this review, did you intend to post it as a positive?
If it is indeed a pisitive,it's a very generous one IMO
Meant to go as a neutral sorry.