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NiceAndrea

Carmyle - G32 (see outcall areas in Details)
14 reviews
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5.110

Photo 1 of NiceAndrea

Age: 60+

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men

Nationality: Czech

Orientation: Straight

Reviews

14 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.1/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

£50 30m

An old and dilapidated tenement block directly facing the playground of a school • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

All by text; quick enough response. Contacted 2 or 3 girls and Andrea was the only one to reply.

Venue

An old and dilapidated tenement block directly facing the playground of a school (the kids were out playing when I left). Having said that, there was nobody else about when I entered and left. I was instructed to buzz the flat number, but that particular one had no labelled buzzer so that didn't help. I walked off to see if there was another entrance, and which point Andrea started rather conspicuously tapping on the window from the top floor flat to get my attention. I entered through the already-open door and headed through a seriously manky and dilapidated staircase to the top floor (level 3 I think). The walls were all peeled; it's probably decades since this building had a lick of paint or was even cleaned. To give an idea of the occupants here, a flat a couple of floor below had a doormat reading 'Home sweat (sic) home' which speaks volumes (I even took a picture of it on my phone which I will attempt to upload below).

Looks

Clearly an older woman. By the info given about her stated age in previous posts, she must be in her mid-60s which is great! I like to fuck a broad range of women so it was very exciting to have such an older woman. I found her a bit shy but friendly. Facially, she was quite cute, I thought. Nice eyes.

The Meet

Clearly an older woman. By the info given about her stated age in previous posts, she must be in her mid-60s which is great! I like to fuck a broad range of women so it was very exciting to have such an older woman. I found her a bit shy but friendly. We got naked and I spent a bit of time feeling her up while she played with the old fella. Enjoyed licking her arse and getting my hands all over her etc. Some kissing was tolerated throughout but it was all closed-mouthed. Onto the bed and she went down on my for OWO which was OK but her technique is a bit bog-standard - not really sucking exactly; no eye-contact... Fucked her in mish for a while - she seemed to really enjoy this. Now I should mention that, at this point, I noticed a couple of hairs on her chin which put me off slightly. Also, it should be said that she has a large belly (her body is not fat apart from that). I was also disappointed that she had a bit of pubic hair around her pussy itself. Not loads, but enough to put me off a bit further. Facially, she was quite cute, I thought. Nice eyes. She seemed to genuinely enjoy being fucked in mish. She suggested doggy after a while, which was good. I'd read in previous reviews that she used to offer anal, so I chanced my arm by asking for it. I was given a pretty firm "No!" Anyway, as the vinegar strokes approached, I got her to kneel in front of me to finish me off with her kneeling on a pillow on the floor. Her technique wasn't the best but I managed to shoot my load in her mouth. To be fair, she kept going until I was done before she spat it into a wipe.

Final Thoughts

Out into a winter's afternoon and home feeling like I'd wasted my time somewhat, but pleased it was relatively cheap... Wouldn't bother going back, to be honest.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£50 30m

right across from a school and round the corner from a big building site • Incall

Communications

Comms by text and within 90 mins I was in her street.

Venue

The flat stank of fags and was a bit run down, but the SP was clean and fresh.

Looks

Looks wise she is no stunner, but is in much better nick that most British 60+ year olds I know! Facially would maybe pass for mid 50's, bodywise a bit younger. Pretty tight body except the boobs which were small and a bit soft/floppy. Bit of a tum but not fat. Cracking arse.

The Meet

Services availed where the usual OWO (nice and deep), FK (not DFK), RO (very responsive and took fingers), mish, cowgirl and finished in doggy with a right good view of that ass. In and out just on 30 mins.

Final Thoughts

I doubt I'd return unless I was in that area and had mega horn, she was pleasant enough, though her English wasn't great. Cant really go wrong for 50 quid!

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Reviewed on

tollcross • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Usual, last minute horn,got drawn in by that arse pic of hers she has.

Venue

an absolute dump of a street in tollcross. Think her blocks the only one with windaes.

Looks

Arse defo doesn't look like the photos and she's skinny with loose skin.

The Meet

Disgusted myself with going ahead with it as I had the mega horn but it was a quick pump and get out. Jesus fuck, she was like a haggard old granny. Arse defo doesn't look like the photos and she's skinny with loose skin. She was coughing and spluttering, reeking of fags. I got her to bend over and she plastered herself with a bottle of lube. Pumped her as quick as a could to get it over with. Surprisingly a tight pussy for someone so old.

Final Thoughts

The whole experience was fucking grim. Defo don't get pulled in by that arse pic like me.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£50 30m

Tollcross • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Recently woke up with a hangover horn. 😂
Didn't have much money on me.
Had a look, at a possible 15-minute quickie.
Then Andrea's green light came on.

Did a it of research on here, has a bit of a mixed bag.
At £50.00 for half an hour, was prepared to take the chance. 🤷
Contacted her by text, was soon on my way to Tollcross.
Text outside, was given the buzzer number, headed up to the top floor.
Usual hiding behind the door, when she opened it.

Venue

Text outside, was given the buzzer number, headed up to the top floor.
Usual hiding behind the door, when she opened it.

Looks

First impression, was had worse, had better. 😁
For 50 pounds, can't really grumble too much.
Andrea was wearing a black pvc outfit.
Not a bad figure on someone in their late 50's/early 60's 😎

The Meet

First impression, was had worse, had better. 😁
For 50 pounds, can't really grumble too much.
Andrea was wearing a black pvc outfit.
Not a bad figure on someone in their late 50's/early 60's 😎

Gives her the money, she leaves the room, I get undressed.
No sign of any timer being set.
She takes her outfit off, then we both get on the bed.
Starts off with some very good owo. 😛
She got deeper, without the blowjob being toothy, that some have suggested.
Andrea got even deeper, that I could have probably popped, if she had of carried on for much longer. 😪

I asked her to put the condom on, she as wanting to go on top, but so was I.
That's how I started, with me in mish.
There was no kissing, or me giving her oral.
I wasn't there for that.

Just wanted to pump the hangover out of me.
Did this with ease, for an older woman, I found her pussy quite tight.
Managed to pump away, whilst she was getting moist.
I cum, just what I needed, managed to sweat out my hangover whilst fucking her. 💃

Final Thoughts

It was a basic service that served me well.
Probably could have squeezed this in a 15-minute booking.
I wasn't fussed, got what I came for.
Would return if funds are limited in the future. 👍

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Reviewed on

8/10

£30 15m

East end Glasgow • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Comms a bit of a bugger as not really available all that much. Though she did get back to me after a couple days. Once it was on tho, the txt was responsive on her part.

Venue

Location is East end Glasgow, by a school so mind that. And close entry does look dodgy as fook. Kinda into a rhythm with this type of thing so no fussing, but others should know.

Looks

Andrea is an older woman and 60 would be accurate and looks good for it too. Wee tummy but great skin and few crow lines. Takes care of herself.

The Meet

Into room and pleasantries exchanged. Then she got on it(owo), Deep, slow attention to all. Bit of a handy which ws well administered. Blew in her mouth (cim agreed before) dead slutty with it for an older woman and kept me diamonds for like the next hour lol

Final Thoughts

This is a review of the initial meet but have returned a bunch. The negs are that a wee bit hard to match up times

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Reviewed on

8/10

£50 30m

Tollcross area • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

All comms done by text. Prompt replies.

Venue

Top floor flat in Tollcross area.

Looks

Age on profile, late 50’s about right. Not bad looking. Not a bad body. Couple of extra pounds around the belly but to be expected at that age.

The Meet

Meet took place a couple of weeks ago. She was a Plan B after Plan A fell through. Was buzzed in and Andrea opened the door wearing just a bra and knickers. Into the bedroom and paperwork done we both stripped off. She started with really good OWO. Then onto 69. She was clean and fresh so no complaints there. She slipped the bag on then we went on to mish, doggy and then her on top. She seemed to be enjoying it and made all the right noises. I was about to pop so asked her for CIM which she agreed to. Once done she cleaned me up while having a chat and I was out the door pretty much on the half hour.

Final Thoughts

All in all a pretty good punt for the price.

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Reviewed on

6/10

15m

Tollcross • Incall

Communications

New to this so go easy on me please lol

I have been punting for 3 years now and seen about 30 adult work girls in that time so hopefully more reviews to follow.

I am posting this less than an hour after leaving Nice Andrea's flat in Tollcross. Phoned her but no answer and immediately got a text asking me to text her back. Arrangements easily made for a 15 minute booking.

I sent a txt on arrival and was given a flat number to buzz. The area seems ok and at least it was very quiet. Door was not secure so no need for buzzer. The close is minging, smelled really stale.

Venue

The close is minging, smelled really stale.

The timer ticking and lack of English were not great and the flat was not the nicest but decent vfm for a plan D.

Looks

Andrea answered the door without hiding behind, the way she was dressed I assume means that nobody lives in the flat opposite. Looks wise she is attractive enough for her age but I would guess she is slightly older than 55.

I paid up and we both got naked. She has smallish tits and a small pot belly, great legs and arse though. For a bird in her mid to late 50's she is looking well.

The Meet

Andrea answered the door without hiding behind, the way she was dressed I assume means that nobody lives in the flat opposite. Looks wise she is attractive enough for her age but I would guess she is slightly older than 55.

I paid up and we both got naked. She has smallish tits and a small pot belly, great legs and arse though. For a bird in her mid to late 50's she is looking well.

Some half hearted kissing as I fingered her and she wanked me. She then got on her knees for some owo which was pretty good. I lay on the bed and asked her to sit on my face (I ask most wg's to do this). She stuck her pussy right on my mouth and I licked her clit as I fingered both her holes. She was sucking me during this and I could feel I was about to shoot so asked her to stop. I then lay her on the bed with her arse right on the edge and licked her some more. She seemed to enjoy it but who knows. On with the rubber and fucked her with her on her back and her legs held back. Lasted next to no time and filled the bag.

The timer ticking and lack of English were not great and the flat was not the nicest but decent vfm for a plan D.

Final Thoughts

Hope the review seems ok to all. Just trying to be honest.

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Reviewed on

8/10

30m

Tollcross • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Text at short notice, very accommodating and was at the flat within 30 mins. I don't think it is her texting as in person her English is limited but no problem with that.

Venue

Flat in Tollcross, plenty of free parking, dingy close but flat itself is clean enough.

Looks

Pictures speak for themselves, not for everyone but I wanted to tick the box of seeing an older blonde. Makes an effort with her outfits.

The Meet

Usual behind the door greeting and shown to her room with Andrea in a robe and heels. Money is exchanged and Andrea leaves and quickly returns. At this point she loses the robe and reveals some nice lingerie which is also quickly removed. I am invited to lie down on the double bed for owo which could be better looking back but at the time I was enjoying having this old Czech sucking me off so I wasn't complaining. Condom on and I pull her onto me and watch her ride slowly which was a turn on, I hold her down and start fucking her from underneath, spreading her ass and watching it all in the mirrored doors facing the bed. I make the most of these mirrors as I have her in doggy facing me and she seems to be enjoying herself, this is enough for me and I finish like this. Quick change and out the door.

Final Thoughts

Good punt, nice lady, unrushed service and personally just what I was after, like I said not for everyone but if you like her pics and that's your thing she offers a good service.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£30 15m

Tollcross area • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

Met with Andrea a fair while ago, flat based in Tollcross area. Fairly run down block but the room itself is not too bad.

Venue

Fairly run down block but the room itself is not too bad.

Looks

Looks and body wise they are fairly accurate with the picture.

The Meet

Usual hiding behind doors and let in and got the paperwork sorted. Looks and body wise they are fairly accurate with the picture. She did bring out a timer which kinda puts the mood off. Anyways started off with OWO, was okay nothing too spectacular or bad about it. Then went into cowgirl and then into doggy where I finished in the bag.

Final Thoughts

Overall the price reflects the service, fairly standard mechanical service which results in a neutral.

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Reviewed on

2/10

Do not recommend

Communications

I've had some shitey punts but this one is up there with the worst.

Venue

a fucking dump

Looks

ropey old boot with a pot belly

The Meet

Can't even be arsed going into the nitty gritty, but if you want a shite shag in a fucking dump from a ropey old boot with a pot belly, Nice Andrea is your girl. OWO wasn't bad but she just wanted to get the rubber on, climb on top and shut her eyes. After a minute or so I felt the wee lad giving up the ghost so I put my hands on her waist and pumped her up and down like fuck so I could get my clothes on and get the hell out of there. Zero connection and total lack of effort in creating a sensual atmosphere. Stank of smoke too.

Final Thoughts

Will not be back in a million years.

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