Lyndy Moore

Halifax Town Centre - HX1 (see outcall areas in Details)
6 reviews
3.210

Age: 35-39

Gender: Female

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 8st 9lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 32"

Bra Cup Size: EE

Nearest Rail Station: Manchester Picadilly

Reviews

6 TOTAL REVIEWS
3.2/10
AVERAGE RATING
5/10

HD7 • Slaithwaite just off the main road • Incall • Free parking

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Her comms (by SMS) were good, but when I arrived on-time she wasn't ready, and asked me to wait in my car for 10 minutes before calling with the house number.

Venue

House is small and clean enough, but the bedroom she uses for business is pretty cramped and we got in each others way trying to undress in the tiny space available.

Looks

The body and face pictures are recent and accurate - you get what you see. She's obviously a good few years older than the stated 39, but she does look like her pictures and I was pleased with what I saw. She does look stunning lying on her back - her tits are obviously fake, but still great to look at.

The Meet

Her conversation was awkward and halting, as though she was really forcing herself to go through the motions. She took a while to get onto her back - giving the impression she wanted to spend as little time as possible having sex. Sadly, she doesn't want those magnificent tits touched, talking about one of them hurting due to a problem with the implant. She didn't seem to enjoy sex, being reluctant to keep her legs up and saying that penetration hurt. I'm pretty average in the trouser department and certainly not of a size that should be bothering an experienced middle-aged lady - never mind one who shags for a living.

Final Thoughts

Nice tight fanny, and if she'd been a more enthusiastic participant, or even let me make full use of the body I was renting, I'd have gone back. As it is - if you've got a small cock and don't mind a quick and pretty mechanical session, she might be an option. Otherwise, I'd look elsewhere. She does have a lot of positive feedback so she must "click" with some punters, but I was disappointed.

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7 comments
6/10

£120 45m

cottage tourer • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

All very quick by email and text. Given postcode to cottage tourer was staying in, parking meant a bit of a walk.

Venue

Given postcode to cottage tourer was staying in, parking meant a bit of a walk. She had three dogs that yapped a lot. At one point an ornament on a table rattled as I tried to pound her setting them off.

Looks

As stated before as least a decade older than advertised but this seems to be the norm these days for woman over 40 on website. Still an attractive woman mind, with the body of a woman in her 30s so I wasn’t too disappointed. Fantastic bolt-ons, possibly the best I’ve handled. There is something really sexy about a very slim lady with inflated knockers.

The Meet

Well some of what occurred could be deemed a comedy of errors, so at first I will talk about the positives. Lita is a very friendly northern lady. She gives owo although she struggled to get more than the head of my cock in her mouth. Nonetheless she spat all over it and made eye contact while talking dirty. She then sat on my face and grinded, tasting sweet. She spread well for a pounding and I pulled her around like a rag doll as I nailed her sideways, missionary, doggy and prone bone. She is very tight but made an effort to get into things rubbing her clit and talking dirty. Finished with her giving a rigorous handjob over said magnificent tits which I splattered Pollocks like. Lisa sounds like a northern fish wife which was not the best and talks for Yorkshire. Worried about the neighbour led to a paranoid encounter. She had three dogs that yapped a lot. At one point an ornament on a table rattled as I tried to pound her setting them off. She started with a massage, this is just old school time wasting but given her reviews I went with the flow and luckily I took charge and she took the hint after 5 mins and stripped for action. She tried to put a condom on and ride me dry quickly, she is very tight so I don’t know if I would have last long in that position, but I again took charge and asked for more o. Wouldn’t do kissing or 69, for lame reasons. At end she wouldn’t suck again for another lame reason and stopped my mid flow splattering with a towel.

Final Thoughts

Overall: a definite one off for me. I reckon 10 years ago she would have been a beauty but still it was great to ride a sexy slim milf. I think the positive and negatives lead to an overall neutral. Too controlling and cranky for most I would say, but I do like a challenge!

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4/10

£60 30m

a terraced in Slathwaite • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

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Venue

The house is a bit of a nightmare. Seemed clean enough, but there are 3 little yapping dogs that greeted me in the lounge. She obviously dotes on them. I didn’t. Went upstairs and weirdly there is a chest of drawers in the upstairs hallway that are a challenge to squeeze around. Into the bedroom, which was cold.

Looks

Facially she is ok. A typical lady next door. Body wise, she is great. Good body and great tits.

The Meet

So, this was a borderline negative. I had read the reports on here, so was sceptical, but as we all know sometimes the little head rules the big one. To start with, some positives. Facially she is ok. A typical lady next door. Body wise, she is great. Good body and great tits. So, why not a positive? The house is a bit of a nightmare. Seemed clean enough, but there are 3 little yapping dogs that greeted me in the lounge. She obviously dotes on them. I didn’t. Went upstairs and weirdly there is a chest of drawers in the upstairs hallway that are a challenge to squeeze around. Into the bedroom, which was cold. She advertises the ultimate GFE, but kissing was light and forced. An ok massage, then turned over and OWO commenced. This was shallow and involved a lot of tongue flicking, but not in a particularly erotic way. What with this and the cold, I struggled to get a hard on and there was no way a condom was going to work. So I ended up wanking over her tits. She is a non stop talker, mostly about Covid which I am sick to death of!

Final Thoughts

All in all. A disappointment when with a bit more effort on her part she could be a decent SP.

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Met on

£110 1h

Stalybridge • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Good comms to arrange the meeting and place easy enough to find. If you plan to visit, bear in mind the traffic at the end of the M67 can be a nightmare. I always allow loads of time to get to a place and I'm glad I did.

Venue

The house is a small terraced house, comfortable enough. I think she might live there rather than it being a work place. Had two little dogs that were no problem. Was shown upstairs to a fairly cluttered bedroom.

Looks

I had liked Lita from her photographs, and wasn't disappointed on meeting her. Current profile says she is 38 but I would say she was mid to late 40s.

The Meet

Lita opened the door as I approached and ushered me in, a little concerned that neighbours might see. The house is a small terraced house, comfortable enough. I think she might live there rather than it being a work place. Had two little dogs that were no problem. Once inside we said hello and I approached her for a handshake and a kiss on the cheek, which she seemed to recoil from somewhat. First sign that it might not go to plan. Was shown upstairs to a fairly cluttered bedroom and told to undress and get on the bed. She returned and I was a little disappointed that she wasn't wearing the outfit that I'd asked for, as seen in her gallery. Couldn't find it she said. The fine detail I don't remember well, except to say there was no kissing. "At discretion" in her likes list although I didn't ask for it. Don't remember if oral was protected or not but that's not a big thing for me. If the girl thinks she's keeping safe then I wouldn't argue with her. She did sit on my face though, with a bit of a grinding action and some dirty talk that I quite liked. Sex followed in mish, but she seem to restrict my ability to get close to her by raising her knees to her chest. Probably finished with a handjob as that's what usually happens.

Final Thoughts

Didn't bother with a shower and was out on the street at about 45 minutes, feeling a bit disgruntled. Crossed off my hot list. Won't be returning.

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3 comments
3/10

£60 20m

Millbrook about 1 mile east of centre of Stalybridge. • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Straightforward - rang to check availability and made arrangements for later the same day.

Venue

the bedroom was really cold and I had to ask LL to put some heating on.

Looks

IMO the photos are accurate - slim MILF with a nice pair of tits. She is though older than the 39 years stated on her profile, I would put her as mid to late 40s.

The Meet

I was let in to the house and shown upstairs to the bedroom. I gave her the money and was invited to undress. That is when I encountered the first negative aspect of the punt - the bedroom was really cold and I had to ask LL to put some heating on. She then got down to her bra and knickers, and I stated above she has got a decent bod which I reached up to get a grip of. LL however had other ideas - she asked me to turn over on my front whilst she gave me half hearted massage which did nothing for me. I asked her to stop, turned over and had a feel of her tits. I then started to give her nips a suck but she stopped me saying they were 'too sensitive'. So I laid back whilst she played around with my cock, managing to get me hard before giving me a so - so uncovered BJ. I asked if I could return the favour and give her some oral. She refused that saying that RO was only available on a hour meet WTF! She was keen to get on with the main event, got a condom on me and then went into CG. She had only just started when she went into the 'cum fof me baby' routine. I was getting pissed off by this time and asked whether we could move into mish where I thought I might have more control over proceedings - she agreed - reluctantly. as soon as I got a rhythm going she started up again demanding that I cum and had I cum yet? Really not enjoying this so I pumped away as fast as I could and finished things off. I got cleaned up and got out.

Final Thoughts

Verdict: £60 for what was in effect a very poor 20 minutes. Needless to say I will not be returning.

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5 comments
1/10

Do not recommend

Communications

A woman who doesn't give a damn about you driving there for almost an hour after confirming twice,just to be on the safe side. You text when you get there...no response. You then ring ...no response. You then leave voicemail...no response. You then leave website email for her that she reads...yes you are there before me...no response.

Looks

Lisa,Lita ,Angela ...yuk!

The Meet

My worst website experience obviously via a fast turnstile woman who doesn't give a toss let alone has any basic decency or manners.

Final Thoughts

My worst website experience obviously via a fast turnstile woman who doesn't give a toss let alone has any basic decency or manners. Lisa,Lita ,Angela ...yuk!

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