Massage expert BBW

Belfast - BT29 (see outcall areas in Details)
3 reviews
2.710

Age: 50-54

Gender: Female

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 13st 8lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 38"

Bra Cup Size: DD

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Type: Few Extra Pounds

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Botanic or Belfast

Reviews

3 TOTAL REVIEWS
2.7/10
AVERAGE RATING
2/10

£40 30m

Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Over the years I have been pretty lucky and not had too many poor punts but this has to the worst of the lot. Was looking for a massage and a happy ending, maybe some oral if on offer but options were pretty limited so in the end decided to give this one a try. The positives Comms were easy and clear although she is a bit paranoid about making any noise and getting noticed by the neighbours (which did put me a bit on edge when I was leaving) and the cost of £40 for 30 min is on the face of it reasonable.

Venue

The flat she was using was really untidy and the room we were in had a massage table and bed so there was hardly an room for her to get round the table.

Looks

I wasn’t expecting anything special in the looks department and wasn’t disappointed on that front! As I arrived I hadn’t made up my mind whether to just go for the rub and tug or the full service for £60. I must admit I just about walked when I saw her but stayed as was hoping for at least a half decent massage.

The Meet

Paperwork completed I got undressed and lay down on the table, she came back into the room and was naked. The only words to describe the massage is absolute shit. A really strange technique that seemed to alternate between feeling I was get dried by a towel, to getting pecked by a bird with the occasional strange vibrating sort of thing from one of her hands particularly on my shoulders. Not relaxing in any way. Not sure what she is qualified in but it certainly isn’t massages. After about 20 mins she asked me to turnover and she started to work on my cock, nothing sensual about her technique here either and for the first time ever I actually struggled to get hard. She just kept wanking me really quickly and eventually I did get hard but not sign of me cumming so she grabbed my hand and shoved it between her legs and told me to play with her pussy. I wasn’t allowed to play with her tits. After what seemed like an eternity I did manage to come, and then it was a quick clean up and escape.

Final Thoughts

I suppose that is what lockdown does for you when the options available are pretty limited as in normal circumstances I probably wouldn’t have go anywhere near her. Finally forgot to mention she did offer to shave by cock and balls, not sure how much she charges for this but wasn’t interested in that sort of thing. Now off to start doing some proper research and thinking about what my next punt will be!

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3/10

£40

road just off George Street • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Had a short amount of spare time today and was in town. I noticed last night that Unique Pandora was back on town and fancied 1 of her blow and go specials. Been before several times now and they are great. Sent a text but she was not available in the small window of oppertunity I had so into website for a quick search. Noticed Massage Expert and figured her photos looked similar to Pandora. Dropped a text to see if she offered a similar blow and go service which she did. She was also available so off I went down to road just off George Street.

Venue

1 of the smallest flats I have ever been in. Room had a massage table and bed. She put on some weird grunge typed music. Really shite.

Looks

Got to flat and soon realised this was not someone in the same league as pandorra. Blonde straggly hair all over the place, no make up, a very old pvc nurse outfit that clearly did not fit her. Pretty horrendous really.

The Meet

Bit of haggling later and £40 was agreed for OWO and massage. No CIM I was informed. Not a deal breaker as just wanted to blow load and leave. On to bed and she kind of pinned me down with her big gut and leaned across squashing my stomach, really unconfortable. She then went to 100mph straight away on a flacid cock. I was a bit taken aback to be honest. I lay there squirming. Really shit technique. After a bit she leaned up and I could breath again. She got some oil and started wanking. Was actually sore. After a bit she was getting knackered. I could not look at her body as was putting me off so tried closing eyes etc but was too uncomfortable so I said I would finish. Finished myself by hand, this was the best part of the punt. Afterwards she almost forced me to have a massage. I really did not want 1 but she was very insistant. I thought if she is this keen she must be really good at it. On to massage table to have the weirdest massage I have ever experinced. She was just going mental. Ankle, neck arm, foot, neck, back. Very random with no technique. I actually started to think it was that random she must be out her face on drugs. Tried getting up a few times but she wouldnt let me. Eventually think she went to get more oil so I just stood up. She told me to wait while she got some bog roll and wiped my back down. I asked for a shower so she came through with me and cleaned my back then stood and stared at me as I showered. She looked to be in a bit of a daze.

Final Thoughts

Odd experience which to be honest has put me off punting for a while.

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3/10

£60 30m

Days Inn at J46 on the A1(M) • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I was going to be in the North Yorkshire area so I had a look around for someone who could give me a bit of tie and tease with some bum fun thrown in. I tried a few girls on the website but everyone was booked up, and then I found Nicola - "Massage or Dom" She had availability and seemed pleasant enough by text.

Venue

The location was the Days Inn at J46 on the A1(M). I called Nicola when I arrived and she gave me her room number. No issue with the reception straight past them to the lift then up I went to her floor.

Looks

When she opened the door I was met by a larger women who had just got out of the shower and hadn't even attempted to make herself look remotely presentable. The lack of makeup made her look a lot older than the 48 on her profile. I'd have thought mid 50's at least.

The Meet

When she opened the door I was met by a larger women who had just got out of the shower and hadn't even attempted to make herself look remotely presentable. I should have taken that as my cue to turn on my heel and leave, but as many do in this situation I carried on regardless. The lack of makeup made her look a lot older than the 48 on her profile. I'd have thought mid 50's at least. Anyway once in the room, I discussed with her that I wanted 30 mins tie and tease with some attention paid to my arse. I paid her £60 and decided to get a shower as she appears to be very hygiene conscious based on what I'd read on her profile. Once I came out of the shower she asked me to get on the bed and the next thing shes lying next to me pinning one of my arms down then trapping my other arm between her body and her arm then she rolled onto me and kind of smothered me with her breasts. That would have been good if I could actually suck on them but she was paranoid about me getting anywhere near her nipples. Every time I tried to get my mouth near them she would say not my nipples and move slightly to stop me. In the mean time she was stroking me not in an erotic or teasing way but like you would a pet. After a couple of minutes of getting bored of this I pointed out that I actually wanted tie and tease, so she said oh better get on the massage table then. She then ties my arms above my head and does it so tight that I can already feel it cutting off my circulation. Then she started stroking me again. I though fuck it and closed my eyes and tried to imagine that it was more erotic than it was. Every time I opened my eyes she looked completely disinterested. Then she remembered that I wanted her to play with my arse so she got a dildo and some lube and rammed it straight in. No finesse at all. Next she decided that what I really needed as the jack hammer approach on my cock and my arse at the same time. Fuck me it was intense in all the wrong ways that you could imagine. I have had tie and tease before from PleasuredomeXXX and it was wonderfully erotic and sensual the polar opposite of what I was enduring now. It was so bad that I was losing my erection. I asked her to stop with the dildo and free my hands as they were starting to go numb. Once she had freed my hands she started with the jack hammer approach on my cock again and I thought I'll try and play with her tits. Straight away she said don't touch my nipples. That was the final straw I though fuck it, give it up as a bad job. I told her that I'd had enough and I wasn't going to cum. She looked genuinely crestfallen. I assured her it was fine and got off the bed and started to get dressed. I said my goodbyes and left.

Final Thoughts

She's a nice enough lady but I wouldn't go back again even if it was free. It was such a non sexy or enjoyable experience. She might be a very good masseuse but as a Dom her skills are serverley lacking.

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