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Squirting Seline

Stretford - M32
5 reviews
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3.610

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Age: 30-34

Gender: Female

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Reviews

5 TOTAL REVIEWS
3.6/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

4/10

£120 30m

Chelsea Cloisters • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Wondered about neutral vs. negative but no, it goes into the red.

Venue

Chelsea Cloisters.

Looks

She is the girl in the pics but they are not representative of how she looks now. She has quite a belly on her. So do I to be fair, but then I'm not selling my body! And the tits are not as advertised. Smaller than DD although maybe when she was slimmer... Looks-wise, nothing special - heavily made up, which isn't my thing.

The Meet

Started, at her request with a massage, which felt a bit time wasting but didn't last that long (and wasn't that impressive). Then OWO, which was reasonable. She was going for it, which did make me wonder if she was hoping I'd pop so she could finish there so I asked her for a condom. Bit of doggy but I began to feel that she wasn't as fragrant as one might have hoped so got her to turn over and finished in mish. She did a reasonable line in moaning, grabbing her boobs, fiddling with herself and instructing me to fuck her when it was getting towards the vinegar strokes.

Final Thoughts

Reading this back I wonder why I ever considered a neutral but comms were good and she seemed like a pleasant enough person. But, at the end of the day, I won't be going back. And, do you know what? I paid 40 extra to film it and I think I'll probably just delete it to save space on my phone.

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1/10

£50

hagley road • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Fast responses via text. Comms were the only good thing about her service, everything else is down fuckin hill from there...

Venue

Some hotel on hagley road. Her room was untidy and things were all over the dresser. The lighting was very dim making it had to see her properly especially by the door.

Looks

she maybe the girl in the images but once l saw her l felt like l was catfished by her much older and fatter mother. She looks close to nothing like the images. I should have walked but l froze, safe to say my walking way game needs a lot of work. She had a gutt and big love handles on her waist, on some small legs, it was not proportional at all... Her body is a bout a size 16 and she looks 38.

The Meet

Got to location and called her, once l heard her voice my instincts told me to run as the voice sounded old and unsexy. Unfortunately my curiosity and my balls made me ignore my intuition. Got to the room she opens the door, l walk in and it's very dimly lit l couldn't see her face properly & her body was in a gown so l couldn't see shit. We talked about what l wanted she quickly got my cash and her attitude began to change from that point on. Get on the bed she ordered, l get on there and attempt to kiss her, she says no kissing (which was fine because l forgot to ask about that. Should have as l could have used it as my out.)Not too sound all negative ,she looks okay facially for a milf but that's not what she is advertising. Once you walk in a room expecting a 28 year old and you see a milf, no matter how okayish she looks you feel cheated. Anyways she takes off her gown and right there and then l felt like the biggest sucker on earth, my god she had an ass that looked like it was caving into itself, flabby overlapping flesh where a waist once was or is supposed to be... I think you get it, not good at all, my dick didn't even flinch. She got to the owo which took a bit of time and effort to get me up. Her owo technique was good when she was going slow and toothy when she went fast. I tried to keep the owo slowly but she became domineering and verbose. Don't touch my head she said when l was trying to guide her. We got into missionary (the only position we did) and after 3 and a half minutes she stops me and says it's time to cim. We still had about 7 minutes to go but l said you know what l wanna get out anyway. Told her to get on her knees for the cim she goes down and at that moment l smelt something bad from down there. The stench was on my hand soon as l touched the condom that was inside her, so it definitely was her pussy smell. On her knees she is too high so l tell her just to lower herself a bit and she just gets up and refuses to do anything saying " l fell like you are above me in that position"?!?!! WTF.... I almost had to plead to finish in her mouth which she ended up doing with a huge attitude, and at the first shot of cum she took her mouth off my dick leaving me to jerk myself across, the finishing line so to speak... HORRIBLE!?!!!

Final Thoughts

Wow where to start... This was a fuckin waste, AVOID AVOID AVOID, wanking is waaaay better than this wg. Return? NEVER , even if you paid me. Not worth it at fuckin all!!!!

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5/10

£50 15m

Finnieston area • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Thought it was about time to catch up on some recent reviews, starting with a not overly great visit to Amy. Didn't hate the meet, but didn't overly love it either so gone with the neutral. If it was closer either way, would be closer to negative, but i think that would be harsh. It was one of her recent tours up here, a few months back, normally operates in Manchester I think. Finnieston area, nice enough, discreet enough lower ground flat. Short notice appointment, all arranged over text - no complaints. £50 for 15 mins.

Venue

Finnieston area, nice enough, discreet enough lower ground flat.

Looks

It is the girl in the pictures, I just didn't feel she looked as nice as she did in the pics. She's a little heaver, nothing scary, but i just didn't find her as attractive as i had expected.

The Meet

Arrived and into the room. It is the girl in the pictures, I just didn't feel she looked as nice as she did in the pics. She's a little heaver, nothing scary, but i just didn't find her as attractive as i had expected. On that basis, just opted for a rub and tug. Half hearted massage, nothing great, and a decent wank after turning over. It all felt very mechanical, and as i was getting dressed to leave, she was taking calls and directing the next client to the flat, so no doubt a revolving door policy. Not too sure if this is to be expected with touring girls? Didn't add to my enjoyment of the meet though!

Final Thoughts

Services requested (only a massage and a wank though) provided with no problems, but i guess we just didn't click and the revolving door thing made me opt for a neutral rating. Didn't hate it, but won't return.

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1h

Holiday apartment block • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Great. Can’t fault it. Arranged a meet easily, directions were good, sms and voice to guide the final few steps to the door.

Venue

Holiday apartment block, easy parking and really well appointed. Rooms are studios, £70 a night, double bed shower and kitchen in a stylish setup. Outside there was a nice looking garden kitchen with a Nando style chain with plenty of good looking people seeming like they were having a great time.

Looks

Facially, yes, absolutely the same as the photos. No question. However since the last review, and today, Matt has hit McDonalds hard. Transfat has turned that slim girl you see in the photos into something that is primarily made up of fast food greese stuffed in a body stocking. Facially still the same girl, and was both well made up and seems very clean.

The Meet

Massage was quite good, little short, but well done. Followed by a blowjob, without, unasked for but pretty good.

Final Thoughts

This was not a lucky punt. This was a very expensive hotel tour. Summary: Girl got fat. Girl hid fat on profile. Matt Lucas is funny, not fuckable.

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8/10

25m

west end • Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

was scouring for a punt,as i was in west end , amys number came up,foned and she picked up straight away arranged a short notice punt for half hour and she gave me postcode and address, its an address that i know really well as its used quite a lot from tourers

Venue

got parked quite easily as it was during the day, metered £1 and made my way to the downstair flat

Looks

once inside she looked stunning, well made up,face,eyes.hair etc, and looked like her pics in her profile

The Meet

got parked quite easily as it was during the day, metered £1 and made my way to the downstair flat, door opened and amy was hiding behind the door,once inside she looked stunning, well made up,face,eyes.hair etc, and looked like her pics in her profile, showed me into room,paperwork settled and she went out to get me a drink of water, stripped off and sat on chair till she came back. someone in the other room as i could hear them speaking, she came into the room dimmed the lights and turned the music up a bit, starts stripping off leaving her top to the last to reveal her boobs,which were big for her frame, but i was expecting bigger, dfk was at discretion, but no problem, hands all over her body then on to oral,again at discretion, what a clean boy i am,rubber on sex in a couple positions, good to see her tits bouncing and she has nice smooth bum, rubber off and came on her boobs,she cleaned herself up, she lay there as i got dressed as i was in a rush, got the impression that she was ready for more, she gets up to kiss as im leaving, usual hope to see you again, leave and im back in car, ive been in and out in 25mins, which was my doing,im convinced i could have stayed longer and tried more on her list, and im pretty sure she will get more positive reviews

Final Thoughts

im convinced i could have stayed longer and tried more on her list, and im pretty sure she will get more positive reviews

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