Kelly_Massage4u – Hungarian Female Escort in Carlisle East

Marvlus69

Reviewed on 31 Aug 2024

2/10

20m

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Saw this one few weeks ago….fucking awful

Looks

Older than pics
Fatter than pics
Uglier than pics

The Meet

No massage…well 2 mins dry hands…asked to turn over, so was already thinking oh no this is shit
Poor oral, no interest…
Finished by hand.
Out in 15/20mins

Final Thoughts

No more needs said… won’t go back

RedKettle • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

> Marvlus69 on August 31, 2024, 02:18:34 pm:
> Few punts to catch up onSaw this one few weeks ago….fucking awfulOlder than
> picsFatter than picsUglier than picsNo massage…well 2 mins dry hands…asked to
> turn over, so was already thinking oh no this is shitPoor oral, no
> interest…Finished by hand.Out in 15/20minsNo more needs said… won’t go back

Should this be a negative?

big-al93 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

> RedKettle on August 31, 2024, 02:22:24 pm:
> Should this be a negative?

He can always ask for it to be changed when he comes back to add the required detail to make it a review, such as price and location.

Marvlus69 • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Yes
It’s been a wee while since I wrote one.. knew I’d forget something 👎

RedKettle • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Have changed it. 👋

pete-piper • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review.
I had put her on my hot list recently...now removed.
Here's to 🍻

gorebridge

Reviewed on 11 Aug 2018

5/10

Met on 04 Aug 2018

£80 1h

Hounslow Central • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Fancied meeting someone closer to my age rather than a 20s something, as I like a no rush service which seems to suit the older women, so chose Milf Kelly.

Venue

Location is in a modern flat just a few minutes north of Hounslow Central tube station.

Looks

The girl is the one in the pictures, but although they were probably taken 10 years ago, she is still pretty trim for her age - she just looks a little older.

The Meet

Usual welcome of hiding behind the door as I enter, asked to remove my shoes as soon as I'm inside. Into the bedroom, paid the money, had a quick shower, returned to the bedroom, and sat on the bed with the tiny towel just about covering my important bits. Kelly then apologetically faffs around with a blanket for the bed, lube, wet wipes, and about half a dozen sheets of kitchen roll before stripping off. She's chatty, but I can't understand half the things she says, and I'm starting to lose interest. She then makes it quite clear there was to be no CIM, although, apart from her face, anywhere on her body was OK. Once we settle down we're almost immediately up again to move round so she can get the benefit of the cool air from an electric fan at the end of the bed. She's apologizing, but it is a hot day and I'm quite happy as I want her to be comfortable. We then go on to some FK and fondling before she asks if I want OW or OWO. I go for the latter and down she goes. She gives a nice blow job, and I begin to pant a little, so she immediately reaches for the condom before I stop her and say no! "You don't want sex?" she asks. I said yes, but not yet, so back we go to more fondling and kissing. Then she returns to more OWO, before I make my way down to her pussy. I try a little bit of fingering around the clit before I start to give her some oral, I can tell she's starting to get into it, and her fingers are inching their way down towards her fanny so I try to slip my own finger in, but that's a no no. She's OK with fingers outside, but that's it. Basically, we then repeat everything we've already done before she covers me up and I finish while she rides me. A quick clean up, and disposal of all the bits she brought to the bed at the start, and she gives me a massage before I have another shower, get dressed, and leave, just a few minutes short of the hour.

Final Thoughts

I've given this a neutral because this was a very ordinary punt with strict instructions about no CIM, which is on her enjoys list. Not a big deal really, but I tens to do things spontaneously, and don't like having rules imposed just before I start. Also, it certainly was not the, "passionate, intimate, earth shattering, and knee trembling experience!" she promises on her profile. It was a vanilla service, and it was OK - probably perfect for a 30 minute punt, but I wouldn't return.

Trex • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Thanks for the review, I did think about seeing her but I just seen her private gallery and she doesn't look that good night to be honest.

gorebridge • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Haha 😁

Luckily, at my age almost anybody under 50 looks good to me! I stress almost as some women are gruesome 😱