British Elise x x x

Earl's Court - SW5 (see outcall areas in Details)
5 reviews
5.210

Age: 30-34

Gender: Female

Height: 5'8"

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: DD

Breast Enhancement: Enhanced

Body Measurement: 24"

Body Type: Athletic

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: Yes

Reviews

5 TOTAL REVIEWS
5.2/10
AVERAGE RATING
5/10

£200 1h

about a 15 minute walk from the Leeds Playhouse • Incall

Accurate photos

Communications

Had a bit of extra cash following some December O/T, and had been having a long day in the office. Her pics looked enticing, if a little obviously ‘professional’, so thought I’d go against my usual M/O. Got in contact with her during my lunch break via text; and after some good, quick comms back and forth, had arranged a booking for early evening.

Venue

Nice, modern and clean bathroom; shower gel and mouth wash available; was in and out in just a few minutes. Came out to the bedroom/living room hybrid (is quite a small flat) to find Elle laid seductively on the bed.

Looks

Defo the girl in the pics, although as above; a lot of her pics are professionally done. Not to say she’s not an attractive girl; by all means she is. She mentions in her profile she does glamour work and some catalogue modelling; can definitely see why. Would describe her as ‘posh-totty’, just from the point of view of her beauty. Good looking girl who looks after her appearance. She was wearing a nice dress; make-up well done and had a great smile.

The Meet

All nice and friendly; handed over the cash and was shown the shower. Nice, modern and clean bathroom; shower gel and mouth wash available; was in and out in just a few minutes. Came out to the bedroom/living room hybrid (is quite a small flat) to find Elle laid seductively on the bed. Shoes had come off; dress hitched up seductively.

Final Thoughts

So – overall; pleasant enough girl. Think been in the game long enough to know how to get through a booking, but not quite at the ‘jaded’ level where she doesn’t want to be there. She’s attractive and you can get an idea from her pics; just bear in mind that they are professionally done most of them so not exactly as she is in person. Don’t think I’d return, especially at £200 for the hour, but that said neither did I come away feeling completely disappointed. Neutral for me then, down the middle rating wise and I think that’s how this one would be – for some she would be a positive; for others not so much.

0
0 comments
9/10

30m

Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Looks

Wow, what a woman. Elise is an attractive blue-eyed brunette with a fabulous, thrilling body. Her profile pics don't do her justice; Naked, she is a glorious sight. No tattoos, no piercings, aglow with a light, golden tan, she is a marvellous testament to the miracle of nature. She's given that miracle a helping hand along the way, too, because she's had her tits done, and they are magnificent, as is the rest of her. She's above average height, and superbly, classically proportioned. Think the Venus de Milo, plus VAT. She's curvy and shapely, soft, womanly and voluptuous, without an ounce of fat on her. Come to think of it, had she modelled for Leonardo, he'd never have finished the work, because he wouldn't have been able to keep his hands off her, and neither could I.

The Meet

She was quite reserved and businesslike at the start, which I don't mind at all. I paid her up front, and after a leisurely grapple to get acquainted we made a start. I'll spare you a blow by blow account, because we all have our own preferred routines, but it broadly went RO from front and rear, OWO, 69, 'heels-to-heaven' mish, cowgirl and reverse, doggy style and attempted CIM. I'll come back to the 'attempted' bit in a minute, because it's where she really came into her own, and showed her true colours. A couple of minor details; she was less than enthusiastic about having her bottom spanked, and also when it came to kissing, and she recoiled when I worked my tongue into her arse-hole, claiming it was ticklish. These are minor quibbles, though, and she more than made up for it elsewhere, notably when she was the dominant party. There was plenty of nice eye contact during her blowjob, for example - her eyes really are a sparkling blue, by the way - and she threw everything she's got - which is plenty - into her cowgirl. This included her party-piece, which she called her 'Frog Squat'. As the name suggests, this involved her squatting over me and slamming herself down on me with a series of almighty slaps that must have sounded like gunfire to anyone in the waiting room. Great stuff, but I had to cut her short, or they'd have had to carry me out of there on a stretcher. As is usually the case, I reached the point where I was quite exhausted but still hadn't finished, and girls invariably have to finish me off by hand these days. She whipped off the condom, positioned herself where I asked, and set about her work. She soon found just the right rhythm and tempo, and I was on the cusp for what seemed an age, but couldn't get over the line, and I began to wonder if this might be one of those occasions - it happens once or twice a year - when I just couldn't get there. This was my second punt in three days, which I don't suppose helped, because in truth that's a bit much for me these days. She wasn't to know that, though, and with a change of position she had me on the brink again, but I couldn't get there, and eventually threw in the towel. In fact I threw it in several times, but she was having none of it, and kept insisting on giving it another go. She said she didn't want me to feel disappointed, and that it would make her feel she hadn't done her job properly. I just love it when a girl has that kind of attitude, and takes pride in her work, and she had some inventive ideas, too. Another session of 69. with me noshing away at one end and her beavering away at the other, then in front of the mirror, with me standing up and her kneeling before me in classic pornstar pose, with her mouth open and her tongue out, imploring me to cum in her mouth. She tried everything, with mouth and hands, and I had a go myself, but to no avail, and eventually I noticed my erection beginning to flag, and when that happens there's no way back, so I had to insist that was the end of it. She was more disappointed than I was, and quite crestfallen, and apologetic for having let me down, and I must say I really warmed to her at that moment. (I've no doubt she was genuine, by the way, because I could remember almost identical circumstances where the girl had got me over the line, and she was thrilled afterwards, and bursting with pride at her achievement, and Elise had exactly the same attitude). So I gave her a big hug, and told her I'd had a fabulous time, and was delighted with her, and how much I appreciated her going the extra mile, and doing her very best. I meant every word of it, too. What a great attitude, and what a great gal!

Final Thoughts

So there we are. Despite the damp-squib ending, it was half an hours terrific sex with a fabulous girl half my age, which can't be bad, and I still left with a spring in my step.

0
13 comments
4/10

Met on

£160 1h

Apartments off Broad street • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Comms pretty good, prefers text messages and asks you to message on a website, guess to confirm and view feedback etc. Number of texts back and forth to agree a date and time. First attempt fell through, said she would text to confirm. Followed up a couple of times right up to the n’th hour said she couldn’t make it. Agreed another date and time. Text from herself a couple of hours before saying she was running late, can we arrange to next day at 7am. Wasn’t up for that and said if we can’t do this evening I’d have to leave till the New Year. Prompt reply saying she can make a meet later on.

Venue

Apartments off Broad street, well known for other escorts. Turn up at the address given. Texted when arrived, no response at first so had slow the walking pace down. Get the text and get buzzed in. Wasn’t feeling two relaxed as two police officers walked past the door up towards the next block. Jump in the lift with apartment number but not the floor, took a guess. Sod’s law, not the right floor. Another text comes in with floor. So, finally get to the apartment. Ring the bell, door opens. No lights, tucked away behind door.

Looks

I would say size 12, pushing up a little. Bit of a belly and quite a noticeable double chin. In a nutshell not what you see in the pictures, there is one picture in the private gallery you can see she’s not a size 10 bet went in open minded on dress size.

The Meet

Not feeling it with the size thing. Go in for a kiss and moves head, guess kissing is off the menu. So going to take her clothes off and undress myself. I’m rock solid at this point. Tits are probably the highlight. Ask her to sit on my face, jumps on and away I go. Starts loaning about being sensitive (I’m clean shaven so couldn’t be stumble) any way. She gets off and asks if I want a blow job, sure go for it. Not much depth, I would say I’m average. Not very enthusiastic. I ask if CIM is available. No it’s not, you can cum on my tits. I just said rubber up and jump on, hoping this would be better. She gets on, but did this thing with her feet on my ankles, assume this was Tom control penetration even when tried to push up. First I’ve ever seen this, goes on for abit. Play with her tits and shoot my load. She jumps off quickly gets wipes, at this point I was like feck and hour and said I’ll just take 30 minutes is that ok. This seemed to piss her off even more, why what’s up. Said to her, you seem pissed off. Goes on to me about the lack of chat. In my head I’m not here for that.

Final Thoughts

Would I see again, not a chance. In this case it was not what you see on the tin. Gutted about the 100. Guess that’s the gamble.

0
6 comments
1/10

just off broad street • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Initially contacted her via text which were promptly and confirned everything on her likes list was included in the price at no extra cost. When seeing a WG I have not seen before I usually play it safe by booking half an hour which is what I had done in this case.

Venue

Located just off broad street, modern apartment block, known for WG to be working from.

Looks

I was slightly disappointed when entering as the picutres on her profile are heavily photoshopped but can confirm it is the same person. She does have a pretty face, however would say she is more size 12 than the pictures suggest. She has a tonned but curvy figure with a FLAT ass. No shape to it at all and just no my type.

The Meet

She seemed friendly and chatty up till this point I thought fuck it lets just go with it. Fee handed over, shower was not offered however did not need one and she asks if I would like a drink. This is where her tactics begun. I asked for water, but she insisted I have a wine as she was rinking wine. Told her no, water will do, she goes into the kitchen and spends around 5 minutes looking through the frigde and now turning her attention the cranberry juice insisting I have this instead. Told her water is fine for the 3rd time but she is playing some timewasting tactics. I eventually end up going into the kitchen, told her forget the water and anything else and lightly slapped her ass (as she was bending over looking into the fridge) to try get the mood going and she responds 'you're a bit full on'. I let the comment slide, went back to the bedroom where she finally joined me - with a glass of Cranberry juice which I didnt want!

Final Thoughts

In summary, by far the worst punt I have experineced to date. Seems like she is after money money money and has a tactical way of timewasting. Avoid!!

0
7 comments
7/10

near Westfield • Incall

Accurate photos

Venue

Elise is located near Westfield so okay if travelling via public transport. I guess if you are driving you'll need to pick your time for parking locally.

Looks

It's her in the photos (though I guess the photos are probably a few years old). A nice attractive and friendly northern lady.

The Meet

OWO with attention to my balls and penetration. Enhanced breasts. Got the impression CIM was on offer. Dunno about anal as that's not my thing. Interestingly, there is a pole in the room. What out for the small dog (no worries) if that's your thing. A couple of negs for me, Elise did not like here face caressed nor does she enjoy digital penetration.

Final Thoughts

Elise know her own mind, a nice chat afterwards.

0
8 comments