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Joanna Rider

Countess Wear - EX2
12 reviews
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6.810

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Age: 35-39

Gender: Female

Height: 4'11"

Weight: 8st 0lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: C

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 28"

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: No

Has Tattoos: No

Has Piercings: Yes

Nearest Rail Station: Exeter Central

Reviews

12 TOTAL REVIEWS
6.8/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

8/10

£60 15m

close to a big Grocery store in Exeter • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Meet arranged through text. Jo is quite responsive to texts. Silly of me thinking she would recognise me after two years and just one punt.

Venue

The same house close to a big Grocery store in Exeter. I walked through the door and was politely informed we will have to do it in the lounge on the sofa which I agreed with.

Looks

Now Jo isn't a model. I don't want to say much about her looks, the pictures tell you what you need to know. She has a nice body, decent natural breasts and a tight pussy. Also Jo is quite short if that matters to anyone which sort of gives her a petite looking figure.

The Meet

I walked through the door and was politely informed we will have to do it in the lounge on the sofa which I agreed with. It was a Sunday, so very likely her husband was in the bedroom upstairs. A great start with OWO which didn't last for very long but pretty decent given the 15 minute time frame. We were trying to settle on a position as the sofa wasn't wide enough. Jo started riding me CG with her left leg on the floor and the right one on the sofa. After a few minutes, I hear something fall and saw a shadow walking from a room adjacent to the lounge. I dreaded this might be her Husband walking in not knowing that Jo had a client. It was just a cat, phew. Attention back to Jo, I managed to put her in doggy on the sofa and popped in the bag. Jo was a delight to be with. I don't think she said a word throughout the punt other than the bedroom situation. I vaguely remember it was the same last time as well and think she is quite shy and submissive due to her smile and low gaze.

Final Thoughts

Overall Jo is a great VFM. I don't think there are many WGs who do owo in a 15 min £60 meet. Not something I would consider to be a regular of but I will certainly be seeing Jo a few more times when I'm back in Exeter.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£60 15m

Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

This punt was a plan B fall back but a good one at that. I had been trying to book Yuki2024 who has had some good reviews but she never picked up when I called her several times through the morning. Maybe she was booked up, taking a rest or Tampax bound and I concluded that it was a plan B or a wank. I'd not cum for a couple of weeks so I thought it appropriate to find a willing vagina rather that use my hand. Now, I have seen Jo a few times and never had a bad punt - never outstanding but always VFM. Jo is to pay-as-you-go sex what Greggs is to sausage rolls - cheap, predictable and satisfying. My initial call to Jo was not picked up and I thought a wank at home was going to be my only action - but second time lucky and I was at her clean and comfy abode 10 minutes later. I think she must have been with another punter when I called because she looked flushed and there was a smell of pussy and condom about the business room.

Venue

clean and comfy abode

Looks

She looked good in stockings and sussies, short skirt and blouse - skirt and blouse came off once the cash was stashed. She looked less nerdy that when she was younger. If she was sitting in a pub, I'd give her a second look.

The Meet

For you chaps that like OWO, you will find her a treat - straight into cock sucking action whilst I had my boxers round my knees - she is a felatio pro. In fact I don't understand why she offers OWO and yet has a big thing about no CIM and facials (I once came in her eye by accident and she was annoyed). Anyhow, I had to ask her to stop the BJ for fear of a spurty emission of sperm in her mouth (she does not appear to have any sense of when you are near cumming - I think she must get a few CIMs by accident). Anyhow, on with the contraceptive device (a bit small - no options for a larger size - I really must take my own next time) and a reminder about no fingering. I asked her to kneel on the bed and gaped her cunt from behind for a good look but no fingers inside. She had obviously been recently fucked. I eased in and she was good and tight. I did not last long but enjoyed the view of my shiney cock head dipping in and out of her well but slightly dry, used cunt. Big ejaculation nice and deep in her warm and tight cunny hole felt good. A quick bog roll and wet wipe clean up and a bit of chat saw me out of the door in the alloted 15 mins.

Final Thoughts

I think she is quite a busy lady and I suspect that the neighbours see a lot of gentlement callers - so not that discreet if you are local.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£60 20m

Incall • Parking available

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

This was my fallback punt when Lorenn (reviewed earlier) let me down. I did not actually have a plan B in my mind when Lorenn messed about - the coms seemed so solid in the lead up and positive reviews so I was quite surprised when she messed about.

Venue

Her place is safe and clean - some neighbours might notice you. I parked up down the road and noticed a chap leaving her place about 10 mins before my appointment.

Looks

Now I have seen Jo before and reviewed. She is not for everyone and she is not a looker (although she had changed her hair since I last saw her and I think she looked qute sexy - nice body too. You can see what you will get from acurate and up-to-date photos on the platform.

The Meet

The blue pill magic that I had taken about an hour and a half earlier was still working. £60 for 15 mins - no other deals available. Basic service only - OWO and a fuck. No fingering or RO. Take it or leave it, no frills arrangement (she did wear stockings and sussies with a short skirt that I appreciated). Nice OWO with Jo kneeling and me standing - nice eye contact. If she offered CIM I would have let it happen - but I was compliant with her rules (a few years ago before I was on this forum I did accidentally start to ejaculate in her mouth - she jolted back and took a squirt of sperm in her eye - she got really pissed off and I did apologise). Then it was time to unroll the johnnie and I gave her a good deep fuck doggy style. Very pleasant. She has quite a tight vagina and did not have too much lube up there - just the right tightness and angle of penetration - really tight on my cock head when I was fully inside her - probably banging her cervix and that made the sperm well up. A heavy cum for me. Hygiene good too. After a quick clean up and a chat, I was out of the door after 20 mins.

Final Thoughts

She does what she says on her tin and I'd say VFM - half the money I would have spent on Lorenn, so I was happy 🙄 Shame I did not engage in WS - I was lookng forward to that - but plenty more piss out there for another day! 😛

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Reviewed on

6/10

£60 15m

Incall

Communications

I planned this trip many days in advance against a business trip and a dreaded meeting on the way with my ex about some money matters with a determination to see Gorgeous Asian Lizzy who I had seen before under her old profile. I checked in advance and Lizzy still takes bookings by text so with 5 days to go before the business meeting that I could not cancel, I logged into the website to note down her number and send a text. Problem - number not showing. I sent an email but no reply and no number showing and my email unread the night before the event. Plan B needed - so I noted down JRs number and fired out a text with a request for a £60 15 minute session late pm. JR replied immediately and plan be was set. The next day, I was ready for the punt and called to see my ex on the way. This is where things took an unexpected turn. Back in time, me and my ex had continued to have sex on an occasional and casual basis but this all stopped when she met her new man but I had not seen her for nearly a year. We sorted out our money issue without argument - then she pounced on me. To cut a long story short, I ended up in her bed and gave her a proper good bareback fucking. By now, I was late for my meeting, low on spunk and the excitement/need of the punt had gone. My brain said cancel the JR punt and save your money but as I was on the M5 by now, I could not text. I got to my meeting place car park and started the cancel text to JR - before I pressed send, my brain said - go for it, so I deleted the text.

Venue

JRs place is safe and having seen her before, I was confident.

Looks

She was wearing a sexy outfit (although she is not a looker 3 or 4 out of 10 facially and 8 out of 10 body wise).

The Meet

With the £60 paid and stashed, JR commenced on some OWO. I had only wiped with a wet wipe after my last fuck some 5 hours earlier and there must have been a bit of a spermy pussy flavour on my cock but JR noshed away without comment and my fear of not getting hard was now out of the way. I then fucked JR doggy - quite hard and long and then shot a rather small amount of cum in the bag. A sense of achievement for me and also a first. I overstayed by about 10 minutes - no problem to JR and definiely not rushed. She is not a clock watcher.

Final Thoughts

So although JR was a bit vanilla and predictable, she was a cherry on my cake that day. 🙄

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Reviewed on

3/10

Do not recommend

Communications

Seen Jo a couple times before so I know what to expect. Unfortunately not this time. Arranged a meet with her via text the day before. Had contact from her 2 hours prior to the meet confirming that I was coming. I replied that I was, only to receive a request as to whether the agreed time was the latest I could do. I again confirmed that the time agreed was the only time I could do and got a response saying fine. Just about ready to head towards the meet only to get a message cancelling. 30 mins before the agreed time.

Looks

Shame as what she lacks for in looks she makes up for in sucking cock and has a lovely tight pussy.

The Meet

This is not the first time Jo has cancelled on me late and I gave her the benefit of the doubt last time. Not this time so negative review.

Final Thoughts

The most frustrating part was due to my time constraints I didn't have time to arrange a plan B or C......

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Reviewed on

7/10

£60 15m

Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I had contacted her a few days earlier, and she said book on the day with a vague description of her location. When I got near, I looked at the website again, overnight, her prices had shot up and her available dates now excluded that day. Sod that..... backstop plan B was Jo Rider who I had seen about 4 years ago. . A phone call was immediately picked up and £60 for a 15 min quickie agreed and I was directed to a postcode (different location to my prior meet with her). The instruction was to text for number when I got there. I parked up and walked the last 200 yds to the approximate location. I hate standing on a street texting and hanging about but the final address came through quickly and I was soon in her place.

Venue

I was in and out of her place in about 10 minutes - no rush but it was a classic P&D session and I left with a smile on my face. 😁

Looks

Jo has been reviewed on here quite a few times - no need to go into appearances, her face and body are clear on her website account - that is what you get.

The Meet

Jo gave me a very nice uncovered BJ and to be honest I was tempted to let my sperm deposit over her face - but if there is a fuck on offer, I save it for that. I asked for doggy. I fingered her and she took a nice hard fuck from behind - a tighter than average vagina that I think had been pre lubricated - but it was clean and fresh. After about 2 minutes I was deep inside and a sizeable ejaculation flooded the Durex. She helped clean up 😇

Final Thoughts

Nothing stunning or unusual but good for a satisfying quick fuck and VFM in my opinion and a worthy plan B on my part. MissSophieX is off my hot list for the moment until I see a good report on reliability.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£60 30m

Incall

Accurate photos

Would repeat

Communications

Not bad. We did it all over text. She sent instructions with her last text and then delayed me for 20 mins. Fair enough - stuff happens.

Venue

I believe she works from her home. It is a comfortable, lived in place but tidy.

Looks

Jo is as described elsewhere - tiny but perfectly formed. She may not be to everyones taste as she is a real girl next door but I like her glasses and her look.

The Meet

As mentioned I was delayed and then arrived on time. She walked me upstairs and she seemed immediately uninterested. The worst part was her breath which stunk. I don't know what it was but it made me feel like gagging. I think this had a real effect on the punt, to be honest. We started off with some petting but even if kissing was on the menu I wasn't interested. Throughout she seemd distracted, uninterested and really just going through the motions. She rode me cowgirl but no BJ at all. In the end I called it a day. She seemed quite chatty and a nice person but by this time I was done.

Final Thoughts

I think I caught her on a bad day. She was everything in the profile and I think I needed to be more direct. The service was reasonable but personal hygiene was a turn off. The reason it is not a negative is because she turned me on a lot and when she was riding she was very satisfying - just not when she leaned forward. I will try her again and take some Smints with me.

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Reviewed on

3/10

Do not recommend

Communications

I don't like to give a negative when a meeting hasn't taken place and I'm sure from reading previous reviews that, if I had met Joanna, it would have been a good punt. However, previous mention has been made of her cancelling a (duo) booking an hour before it was due to take place and I had a similar experience with a solo booking made with her. I contacted Joanna the previous day and arranged a time for a one hour booking. Later, she texted to say she could only manage half an hour. On the morning of the punt, she texted to say she was unsure if she could do the arranged time and could I do any later. We agreed to meet an hour later than originally agreed. About an hour before the newly agreed time, she texted again, saying that was still too early. (I would point out this was arranged for early afternoon, not early morning.) I had no more leeway on time, so that was punt over and my time wasted. No excuse or reason was given at any point.

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Reviewed on

10/10

£50 15m

Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Booked Joanna following a good review on here. Easy to book via text and received postcode so could plan journey. Booked for 15 min full service £50

Venue

her room, which looked like it was probably her private flat

Looks

She is an attractive woman, more attractive than her photos. She is really tiny, slim and petite

The Meet

Joanna greeted me at the door in stockings and a tight short dress. Once in her room, which looked like it was probably her private flat, handed over the paperwork and got my clothes off. Joanna was straight on to my cock with her soft hands and some awesome oral skills. She stripped off her dress and bra in between sucking me off. She has a lovely pair of tits and a great body. She stripped off her pants leaving just stockings and suspenders which was definitely welcome. She put on the rubber and lay back for me to go mish on her. She is awesome at this, legs wrapped around me and pulling me in towards her. Then it was on to some doggy which was great, she has a tight pussy. Then it was off with the rubber and more oral and hand action until I came. She clean me up really gently and then it was time to go. I went slightly over time but no mention of it

Final Thoughts

A brilliant punt, can't recommend enough, definitely in my all time top 3

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Reviewed on

8/10

£40 15m

Mount Pleasant area • Incall • Free parking

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

All comms by text and on arrival Jo met me at the door.

Venue

First floor flat in Mount Pleasant area.

Looks

Has a bit of a girl next door, student look. Quite pretty and nice natural body.

The Meet

Followed her up the stairs and nice view of her legs and arse in a short skirt. Already I was twitching below. Only a 15 minute quickie so no time to mess about. The trousers were off and Jo set to work. Nice uncovered bj with kisses and licking of the shaft and balls. Good variety of speed and no objections when I released her tits and had a play. Nice and natural with good shape and I thought I'd try my luck and reach down to finger her pussy. Again no objections but it was a bit of a stretch so I went back to her tits. All the while Jo was bringing me closer to the edge with her oral skills. Let her carry on sucking me off and I finally came in her mouth which was discretely disposed of in a wipe. Clean up and a quick chat about the influx of Romanian girls which Jo said were affecting her business hence the festive offer. At the time of writing those reduced prices still apply.

Final Thoughts

If pickings remain slim in Exeter I'd return for a full service to sample those tits and nice arse further. Can't fault for £40 and it relieved some festive frustration.

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