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PatriciaMK

Caldecotte - MK7 (see outcall areas in Details)
4 reviews
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2.010

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Age: 60+

Gender: Female

Height: 5'2"

Weight: 8st 9lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Blue

Ethnicity: Other

Nationality: British

Orientation: Straight

Bra Band Size: 38"

Body Measurement: 32"

Body Type: Slim

Nearest Rail Station: Central Milton Keynes

Reviews

4 TOTAL REVIEWS
2.0/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

3/10

Met on

20m

MK • one of the many estate's in MK • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

As lock down continues I started to look through my notes on past punts and thought I would share this from 2019. She was plan B as my 1st choice had cancelled.

Venue

the house was just as scruffy and was led straight to the bedroom which had a single bed with old sheets.

Looks

Pat who looked more like she was 65 plus than the 58 she said she was, dressed in a dirty looking dressing gown and grey panties which I assumed were white at some time.

The Meet

I was met at the door by Pat who looked more like she was 65 plus than the 58 she said she was, dressed in a dirty looking dressing gown and grey panties which I assumed were white at some time the house was just as scruffy and was led straight to the bedroom which had a single bed with old sheets. paper work sorted she disappeared for about 5 mins when she returned we moved to the bed were she the said oral on her was extra I declined so on with the jacket but had trouble rising to the occasion, never happen before, assuming the sight of her just lying there put me off so left after 20 mins.

Final Thoughts

left after 20 mins.

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1 comment

Reviewed on

2/10

£90 1h

Milton Keynes • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Probably one of the worst puns ever! I have a thing for mature older women and Patricia had been on my hot list for a while. She ticked a few boxes but was a little unsure, let's just there were warning signs but on a random afternoon/early evening I had the horn and there wasn't much available so took my chances. I called up, she was polite and happy to answer a few questions, I asked if she had any sexy lingerie she could wear for me and she told me yes she had stockings and suspenders which she was happy to wear on our meet so I made arrangements and I was booked.

Venue

Her house is located on an estate, pretty discreet and easy to find. House stunk of dog and was an absolute tip. Off to the room which just had a mattress with a towel on it.

Looks

I would say she's in her late 50s, slim, big boobs but her body looked battered and face wasn't saying much.

The Meet

Her house is located on an estate, pretty discreet and easy to find. I did the usual, called when i arrived at the location give and was given a house number, knocked on the door and this is where it all went down hill.... Pat answered, wearing a dirty dressing gown, clearly half cut, house stunk of dog and was an absolute tip. I would say she's in her late 50s, slim, big boobs but her body looked battered and face wasn't saying much. At this point I should of made some excuse and bailed but it was late and i thought i'd just blow and go. Paper work sorted, off to the room which just had a mattress with a towel on it and was told to get undressed while she got ready. I asked if she would be getting changed and would wear what i asked prior to agreeing to meet, she said she couldn't find her stockings but not to worry, she would add some more time to the booking. She undone her dressing gown and said she had just shaved for me so she was nice and fresh, let me tell you she was far from fresh!!! At this point I just wanted to leave, I told her I specially requested for her to wear lingerie as it was a turn on and I wanted to leave. She said she couldn't refund the money and at this point i didnt care, i just wanted to go so i left.

Final Thoughts

In conclusion, avoid! I should of read the warning signs but the horn got the better of me...

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2 comments

Reviewed on

2/10

15m

MK • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Initial contact by phone, arranged time and date. All good to go

Venue

One of those endless meandering estates in MK. Mid terraced house. Inside Mrs Hinch would have a field day tidying up.

Looks

Opened door in a dressing gown, that had seen better days, as had her face. Age difficult to tell but about the same age as Methuselah.. I should of walked but since I was here and horny. I quickly changed from an hours booking to 15 mins

The Meet

Up to bedroom, bed just had a blanket on. She opened her dressing gown (wish she had not bothered) The action was none existent. Even though I tried missionary with my eyes closed I struggled, to sustain an erection the sight of her droopy breasts and body, plus her attitude did nader for me. Got up went to bathroom, came back make excuse dressed and out.

Final Thoughts

Don’t like giving negative feedback, but as a provider. The amount of poetic license on her profile is outrageous. I know we all have a few punts that go awry, well this was mine. A day I try and forget.

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3 comments

Reviewed on

1/10

Milton Keynes • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

You know when you get those times when you want something very particular... well I wanted an older woman with big natural tits and after working in London decided to stop off at Milton Keynes. The warning sign was there when she stopped responding to my texts but I called and was told she couldn't reply because she had no credit left on her phone.

Venue

It’s a shit hole with not so much as a bar of soap to wash your hands with after using the loo.

Looks

Pale dry blotchy skin. As sexy as a plate of cold tripe. 54 but looks 60.

The Meet

I rarely punt these days and this was one of those punts that will make me punt even less, it was just fucking awful on every level and I kicked myself for not walking. Rather than write a detailed review I thought I'd respond directly to some claims made in her profile... She says ‘smokin body.’ Reality ‘smokers body’ )Pale dry blotchy skin. She says ‘Sexy’. Reality, as sexy as a plate of cold tripe. She says ‘54 but looks 45.’ Reality 54 but looks 60. She says ‘Not new to giving pleasure.’ Reality, probably never given sexual pleasure in her life. She says ‘I am the queen of BJ.’ Reality, really shit oral with condom. She says ‘No rush, full time given.’ Reality, she has the condom in her hand within a minutes of getting you in the room. She says, ‘I will fulfill your erotic fantasy.’ Reality, her fantasy is watching guys wank off so she doesn’t have to do fuck all. She says, ’Come and visit my nice clean house.’ Reality, it’s a shit hole with not so much as a bar of soap to wash your hands with after using the loo. She says, ‘You know where I am’ (In the hope that you return) Reality, yes I do but I’m trying to forget. She says, ‘You will leave feeling happy and relaxed.’ Reality, you will leave feeling like a complete cunt for handing over money for possibly the worst punt you will ever have in your life.

Final Thoughts

You will leave feeling like a complete cunt for handing over money for possibly the worst punt you will ever have in your life.

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3 comments
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