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Tottenham Court Road - W1T (see outcall areas in Details)
14 reviews
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4.110

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Age: 30-34

Gender: Female

Height: 5'2"

Weight: 8st 0lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Blonde

Eye Color: Green

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 32"

Bra Cup Size: C

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Measurement: 24"

Body Type: Slim

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Reviews

14 TOTAL REVIEWS
4.1/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

7/10

£110 30m

10 minutes walk from Tottenham Court Road Station • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Via phone and text. She’s very responsive, and quite close to where I’m based on trips to London. I initially phoned her at 11.30pm and was already in the door within 15 minutes. That late at night, you normally just get a lot of games, unless it’s a Brazilian girl, so that’s definitely refreshing.

Venue

10 minutes walk from Tottenham Court Road Station. Easy to find and I wasn’t made to wait as she was pretty much asking for updates every 5 minutes. Understandable, considering that the flakers probably come out at midnight. In her actual residence, there was quite a lot of unexplained clutter, but looking back at older reviews, this is to be expected. She had a few kink toys behind her door, which she explained she only gets out on longer bookings.

Looks

A pro completely covered in tatts! Age I’d say is accurate, hair is a purple/blonde mix, handful sized tits, petite and slim. Very chatty. I can be very blasé, so I ended up making her nervously tic, which I absolutely feed off in women, making her more attractive to me.

The Meet

Greeted me at her door, led me into her bedroom as we introduced ourselves while she puffed on a vape. Bed wasn’t the cleanest, but considering it was late and I only planned to pump and dump, I overlooked it. Once paperwork was out the way, she proceeded to try to force off my trousers, whilst I stood at the foot of the bed. I told her to hold on, undressed, then she went to suck me OWO. I declined, and asked her for a condom, which she took a couple of minutes to find. BB on the table perhaps? 😁 No kidding, she was in and out of several drawers until she managed to fish one out of somewhere. Luckily, it was still sealed! I relocated to the head of her bed and sat down with my legs straight in front. She lay flat on her stomach perpendicular to me and gave me OW. Nothing to scream home about, but not the worst. Throughout, she asked whether I could scratch her back really hard, which she loves apparently. I intriguingly obliged, although at some points she ooched and ouched from me being slightly more forceful than she had anticipated. Brought her up after I got bored and told her to flip over and get into missionary, whilst I got off the bed so that I could lean down and enter her. Realistic noises from her but I didn’t feel that I was going to get off from digging into the trenches, so asked her to get into doggy. She said don’t go too fast, but it wasn’t long before I got carried away. Not long of me hammering away before she started complaining that “she’s small”, so I toned it down and managed to will the venom out through gentle strokes, something I’ve not done before. Cleaned up while she gave me her itinerary and answered the phone to another guy requesting a booking, 12.10am at this time, but I guess, London never sleeps.

Final Thoughts

Definitely the pro escort pump and dump experience that I expected, with a couple of surprises. She wouldn’t be ideal for the GFE seekers, imo. I would definitely go back just on the basis of her simply being a Brit who's easy to book and not requiring whole days and weeks of notice. I also would like to explore her BDSM aspect and investigate how submissive she really is. Maybe she’s on a turn in comparison to previous reviews?

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Reviewed on

5/10

Met on

£400 2h

Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

Very easy setup. I was freshly arrived, little jetlagged, called her while walking around. She picked up, we set it up, easy as pie.

Venue

Reasonable flat, 1 flight of stairs I believe. Clean, very light smoke smell, expected from her profile.

Looks

Her pics are accurate. If you want the hot tattooed bimbo look, she is your girl. Petite, slim, blond goth hair, covered in tats. That's her look, but she is a real sweetheart, good conversationalist. Body is banging.

The Meet

This didn't go great, entirely my fault. I set this up based on website on mobile, and I missed some key likes/dislikes. Pretty good kisser, not much tongue, mild DFK. Yawning, I asked to do my favorite thing, DATY. Sadly, she does not do this, and it says so on her profile, I just missed it. I thought only Brazilian girls didn't like it? This killed my mood, so I moved to a straight HJ, and she moved between OWO and a HJ, until I came on her boobs. After this I was just yawning like crazy, so I kissed her on the cheek and ducked out early. I was dumb to schedule a 2 hours session so quickly, while so jetlagged. Wasted my money, learned a lesson. Not her fault at all.

Final Thoughts

Wasted my money, learned a lesson. Not her fault at all.

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Reviewed on

1/10

£130 30m

central london • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

I arranged a meeting to see this wg at her incall location which was a hotel in central london at the time of the booking.

Venue

a hotel in central london

Looks

heavily tattooed as the pictures on the website suggests. If you don't like tattoos then you would not be even thinking about booking this wg anyway. her tattoos did go well to her body frame and to her look. Her body was I say average. What you see from the photos would be the girl that you would get although i do think the pictures are a few years older than they appeared to be. It just the appearance I got from when I saw her.

The Meet

she seemed distant with me from the set go and cold. gave her the money at the start of the session. then we undressed. every act we partake she just seemed cold at times (at best) and at other times seemed to be rude (at worst). Nothing in what she would say but in how she would come across in her body language. i tried go french kiss her, she just stick to lip kissing. OWO was average. I had much better than this. sex was mediocre.

Final Thoughts

THE OVERVIEW: Maybe i booked her on the wrong day or something but the likelihood of me returning for another visit is a slim one. THE RATING: 1/10

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Reviewed on

3/10

£380 3h

Hotel near london eye • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Good comms, sent her a text and she replied straight away.

Venue

Hotel near london eye

Looks

Dont get me wrong defiantly a good looking girl but acted like a dead fish

The Meet

Definitely not a good punt, we fucked once, and she just lied there, felt like she intentionally tried to make it a shit fuck.

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Reviewed on

7/10

1h

Brum • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I saw Jenna in Brum last week. I love her look and somebody else let me down so i had the budget and the urge so I gave her a call. Comms perfect and I arrived on time and after a quick text arrived at the location which was fine.

Venue

not 5 star but no issue.

Looks

I love her look and somebody else let me down so i had the budget and the urge so I gave her a call.

The Meet

not 5 star but no issue. I was offered a shower and after a brief chat she got to work on me. Not the best ever but fine by me. I spent a fun hour and she was chatty and obliging.

Final Thoughts

Definitely a different type of girl but i'd go back so you can only speak as you find. No real negs to speak of

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Reviewed on

3/10

£80 30m

London • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Thought it best I put this out there, even though it was a few years ago

Venue

a shitty flat

Looks

She's since changed name and location, but always around London and with that ridiculous shaved head - weird how she clearly likes that style, but none of her photo's show this
She look shitter that her profile pics - but its her alright, can't understand that rating (currently over 600)

The Meet

No shower before or after, a real nasty suck and lick session
Sat on a smelly sofa, with her clothes all over the place, even on the other end of the 2 seater
I think she was web-camming, her laptop occupied her bed
I wasn't filmed or nothing, she did close the screen while earning her well earnt shitbucks
She turned away for her screen gave OWO, t-bag and rimming before she sucked me off as I came in her mouth

Final Thoughts

Given that this was over a year ago and I've not gotten anything - all is well, but will never repeat

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Reviewed on

3/10

£130 1h

just off Oxford Street • Incall • Free parking

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

I noticed she was coming to town so exchanged a few messages and sorted the booking.

Venue

The hotel is a few minutes from a tube station. Oddly enough being just off Oxford Street there is parking in the several squares and you won’t struggle to find a (free withdrawal) cash machine. Was offered a shower and a clean towel.

Looks

On her profile it says 26, I would say a bit older. Really slim body (on her profile says size 8). Her breasts are natural. Pubic hair shaved. Her public gallery pictures make her look better than she is. Personality wise, I would say pure scammer.

The Meet

When we meet she was in lingerie and the tattoos are self-evident. We sorted the finances and I had a quick shower. The meeting starts with a blowjob and even though she was claiming she could deepthroat me as she started to suck I quickly found that there was no skill or attempt at deepthroating, however I am keen on giving her a chance but after 10 minutes and repeated requests nothing improved. At this point I ask for anal and I am told 'first regular sex then anal'. She shows me the condoms and gets into doggy and I put my thumb up her arsehole to ease her but not long after she removes my hand. After duly completing regular intercourse I ask for anal and am sandblasted with a range of excuses. At this point I ask again for doggy and she tell me to leave as she lost interest. I really don’t want to get into an argument so went for a shower, dried myself as quickly as I can, put clothes on and left.

Final Thoughts

Positives. 1. none Negatives. 1. No anal; 2. Poor oral; 3. Not engaged;

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Reviewed on

2/10

£90 18m

Liverpool Hotel • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

I have a bit of a thing for alt girls so when I saw her on website in Liverpool on tour I booked. Comms where perfect, had a brief chat in the morning and all seemed well.

Venue

Liverpool Hotel

Looks

not very tall but lots of ink and decent body.

The Meet

I arrived as she's just like the pics, not very tall but lots of ink and decent body. I come back from the shower and she's on the bed ready for me, then it all turned sour. Very light kissing, then I move her onto her back to have a go on her tits. But she doesn't like having them sucked or played with. I go to move down. She doesn't like or offer RO. I lay down and she starts sucking, poor technique and too much teeth. I suggest we throw a rubber on and get to it. I was desperate to move it along to see if it improved. She went on top and give up after a few bounces and started doing a weird hug thing. Telling me to go harder and faster (no doubt to make me finish quicker) I just gave up and finished. Got my stuff and left. 18 mins I stayed.

Final Thoughts

Roundup: no kissing, shit oral, shit sex, no RO, rushed service... shit punt.

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Reviewed on

5/10

£130

Cardiff Bay • Incall

Accurate photos

Do not recommend

Communications

All through phone conversation - number on website

Venue

Nice hotel in Cardiff Bay

Looks

Appearance wise lots of tattoos and body piercings. Good fit figure and pretty face. Her pictures on her profile are all genuine. I don’t normally go for the goth look but I was impressed by her ‘likes’ list and we had agreed on what services I wanted (which were on that list) beforehand.

The Meet

Started off with good owo. Asked for CIM but instead she just wanked me to completion. Quite satisfying but not what I had asked for. Next round, I took her from behind. Enthusiastic enough but I wanted to spank her ass whilst doing this. She said spanking not allowed but I could ‘squeeze’ her ass. Her likes clearly state receiving spanking. Other things I found strange. She would not allow licking or fingering of any kind. I also felt she was at times a bit robotical.

Final Thoughts

Overall I marked her as neutral because I think she provides false advertising in that if things are on her ‘likes’ list and they are agreed these services should be provided. On a positive note for her what she did do during the meet she did quite well. But at £130 there are better out there and there was limited VFM from this SP in my opinion.

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Reviewed on

2/10

1h

Ibis hotel in Euston • Incall

Do not recommend

Communications

Met her at the Ibis hotel in Euston. Tbh I am glad I found this site, if I had seen the previous reviews for her on here, I would definitely not have met her.

Venue

Met her at the Ibis hotel in Euston.

Looks

She is short and definitely have some amazing tattoos, but a really bad attitude. Her hair which smelt really bad and scaly was stuffed in my face.

The Meet

Exchanged paper works and decided to stay for an hour. She is short and definitely have some amazing tattoos, but a really bad attitude. She was hooked on to her e-cigarette and on the phone messaging while asking me what I would like to do. I had a quick shower and she was on the  bed still smoking which I suppose is a strawberry flavoured  e-cigarette. Got on bed and tried to kiss her but she kept giving me her cheeks, finally asked if I could kiss her on the lips and I got a peck on the lips, forget about DFK I barely scored a FK. I agreed for OWO and guys it was literally the most awkward OWO I have received in my life. She literally wrapped my legs around her waist and I was basically in mish position which was weird which she was sucking me off. I asked if I could taste her pussy and she said NO, it was not a service she offered. And request for 69 was also denied. I then asked if I could see her pussy as she still had her panties on. She then moved to the side of the bed and took her panties off and started rubbing her clit and asked me to wank myself. With not much option, I started wanking and when I was close I told her and she sucked me again but as soon as I can she took my cock out and just gave me a HJ. She then cleaned me up and laid on my chest and asked me to scratch her back really hard as she loved this. I don't mind doing this, the only issue was her hair which smelt really bad and scaly was stuffed in my face. I tried to get her to move her face up but she said she was comfortable with her head on my chest. Basically avoiding tactics from kissing. Still had some time left but honestly I couldn't be bothered. The thing that got my attention was when she told me what review I should write for her. She actually asked me to send it to her before I post it on the website and also to ensure it was not much in detail as she dint like to share the details of her personal meets with her clients.

Final Thoughts

So I decided everyone should know the real story. Guys honestly stay clear and Avoid her. Total waste of money.

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