Mia 1

King's Lynn - PE30 (see outcall areas in Details)

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Age: 40-44

Gender: Female

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 9st 8lb

Meets With: Men, Women, Couples

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Hazel

Ethnicity: Mixed

Nationality: British

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Band Size: 34"

Bra Cup Size: EE

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: Yes

Reviews

2 TOTAL REVIEWS

6.0/10

AVERAGE RATING

Shrubby

Reviewed on 05 May 2024

9/10

£160 1h

Kings Lynn • Incall • Parking available

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I saw her once the best part of ten years ago, this was one of my very first experiences in the realm of punting, and I've always considered her the best at what she does. I'm older and a bit more world weary and jaded now, I wondered whether I'd share that view now I'm more well travelled, and long story short, I do. I booked an hour, morning slot, £160.

Venue

Her place is very discreet, tucked away nicely. I parked up and called, she wasn't quite ready. She called and asked to come in about 5 mins later.

Looks

She's got a killer rack. Sure, it doesn't defy gravity like a silicone-filled 20 yr old Pamela Anderson, but big naturals don't. I know my tits, and hers are champion. Cupped together and jiggled I'm in my happy place.

The Meet

She greets me in stocking and suspenders. We have a chat, I'm asked to take my shoes off downstairs, and follow her peachy derriere up the stairs to the bedroom. A quick shower and the fun begins. I find myself stood up with a big mirror to my left, another in front of me, and she's on her knees delivering the perfect blowie (albeit OW). It was meant to be a warm up, but she was going at it deep with such enthusiasm I stuck with it to completion. Christ, it was good. From there, I got on the bed and just had a natter / laugh. It felt to me at this stage like I was in an old fashioned boudoir, she's so easy to talk to, and comfortable with who she is. It felt a bit like I was in the brothel in Westworld with Thandie Newton. I was happy to fill my time chatting and whilst stroking her thighs and gazing at her cleavage, but Mia had other plans. She began tugging me off with one hand, fingering herself furiously with the other, and she switched on a right potty mouth. The language, it would have been enough to make my hair curl. If I still had any. "W that C, I want to see it explode all over my big Ts." Happy to oblige dear, happy to oblige.

Final Thoughts

Negatives, none really. Her pics are quite old, she was using the same ones a decade back, but she's not really changed or aged badly. She's still in fine shape if anyone's asking me, and she knows how to please a man. Will I go back? Near certainly, and I won't leave it 10 years this time. I quite fancy 30 mins with her in her 'sexy secretary' garb.

Condominium • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

Nice review, thanks.

Could you just clarify whether OWO was available for extra and whether you got into any RO or penetrative sex?

From what you describe, a cynic might say that all the tugging and dirty talk was a way of avoiding any real sexual interaction (accepting that OW was performed)

Shrubby • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

The cynics could be right. Perhaps getting me out of the door with a smile on my face whilst putting minimal wear and tear on her vange was a result in her book, but to me it felt like she intuitively knew what made me tick. It felt to me like she was intentionally putting enough effort in to ensure I'd leave happy, and likely come back for more.

I didn't really want or need round 2, so that felt like she was going the extra mile. I've had disappointing experiences where it's clear from the instant funds have been handed over that I'm there to shoot and scoot in as little time as is possible. This didn't feel like that at all.

I'm not interested in kissing, RO, OWO, or pretty much any skin on skin contact that runs the slightest risk I'll find myself on antibiotics. So I didn't ask about extras. I'm certain RO and shagging were on the cards though. OWO, again I didn't ask, but I suspect not. She did ask me not to cum in her hair though, so if that's your thing keep looking. 😊

Condominium • 25 Jun 2025, 22:09

That’s helpful, thanks for taking the trouble.

Corky

Reviewed on 20 Mar 2019

3/10

£150 1h

Close to Kings Lynn, Norfolk • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Do not recommend

Communications

Straightforward and easy.

Looks

Hmmm, some quotes from her profile; > "sexy, toned and tanned beauty" When did a flabby belly count as toned? > "I have gorgeous 34EE boobs" These are sagging half way down her tummy. > "long stunning legs that you won't be able to take your eyes off" If you like old women legs. Facially she is not attractive, with a huge mouth and a massive gap in her teeth. This woman is delusonal though, she thinks she is a goddess; > "Also a professional exotic dancer" Seriously? Where?

The Meet

Oral (Protected), Penetration (Protected). Personality - Pleasant enough. But so delusional it grates on you. But there must be clients who agree with her as she says she has regulars who worship her etc etc.... Rather them than me.

Final Thoughts

Would I return? Fuck no