Age: 35-39
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men, Women
Hair Color: Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Nationality: Polish
Orientation: Straight
Bra Band Size: 36"
Bra Cup Size: E
Breast Enhancement: Natural
£100 30m
Binfield • Incall • Free parking
Do not recommend
She hasn't been reviewed on here for about a year, so I thought I'd go and see her for an edging half hour. What could go wrong? Even with the 4 negative reviews, I thought I'd give it a go .
The venue was a flat in Binfield , I parked a few hundred yards down the road in a residential area. a room with a massage table
good-looking girl braided blonde hair about 5'6" 36 years old , wearing a long (mini skirt) vest top , panties in bare feet , big natural hanging tits and massive nipples
I was greeted at the door by a good-looking girl braided blonde hair about 5'6" 36 years old , wearing a long (mini skirt) vest top , panties in bare feet , no kissing of any kind, she said to take my shoes off and showed me into a room with a massage table, I said I wanted half hour edging session £70 with OWO £20 extra. I asked how much even though I knew it was £90 , and she said £100 , Why did I ask when I knew it was £90 I don't know! I should have just put ninty quid on the table, Anyway, I didn't argue and stumped up £100. I got undressed and layed on the table, she oils up her hands and started gently massaging my cock, I asked if she would take off her top etc! She whipped it off, releasing her big natural hanging tits and massive nipples, but keep her panties on, I started stroking her leg and arse which she quickly moved my hand away, so i went to her tits , gently caressing and playing with her nipples, after about 2 minutes of that my hand was pushed away again, so i asked 'can you lick my cock" she said "I don't lick, I give oral" I said well can you give me oral then, so she went down on me , very soft and no DT just the head I could hardly feel it , after a minute she withdrew and carried on with the cock massage, hardly any ball attention, I asked about a prostate massage and it was an extra £20 so I said no thanks. So with 10 minutes to go she started giving me a vigorous wank and I ended up shooting my load , i was given some wipes, and got dressed. I asked if she was busy, and she smiled and said, "Very busy all day.
It's a shame she doesn't offer a bit more for the prices she charges. So it's got to be a negative from me, for a glorified handjob for a hundred quid. Positives Nice girl. Big natural tits and large nipples. Cons Charged £100 even though it should have been £90. Two minutes of crap OWO for £20 No kissing. Limited toucing. No conversation. Her phone went off a couple of times , she looked at it but didn't answer. I won't be going back.
£70 30m
Uxbridge town centre • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
clean, smart and well kitted flat in Uxbridge town centre. Short walk to tube. Bathroom stocked with toiletries and clean facilities. Bedroom contains massage couch. Good set up. Inside the apartment block it stank of weed. The street outside was a bit rough even in bro’s daylight and filled with shoppers.
size 12 blonde pole. Massive rack. Firm and good hang. Big nips. NOT the bird in the profile picture. Some put offs: she’s quite mole-y on her body.
disappointing. The massage won’t get any knots out even though she tries to cover ur whole body and will work on most areas for a few minutes. Profile suggests that the session is billed as arse play, wank and Cheb fuck. It’s that, in the loosest sense. Not enough build up and no real opportunity to play with the rack. Overall just a bit weak 🤷
Overall: too pricey for what it is. No return for me 👋
£100 1h
Incall • Parking available
Recommend
Would repeat
Very quick to respond, easy to arrange appointment. Text address before I set off.
Very nice apartment, anonymous to enter but had to wait for her to collect me in the lift.
Probably early 30s, probably size 10 or 12, not a stunner but easy enough on the eye. Friendly and easy to chat to.
Asked what I wanted. I like a good massage, but I really wanted a lot of teasing which I told her so we agreed on the lingam massage. I declined the prostate massage. The massage: 4/10 This was quite disappointing as it was far too gentle to be effective. I tried to encourage her to be firmer but in vain. The lingam massage: 10/10 👍 👍 This part of the massage pushed a neutral review firmly back into positive. The slippery anal play, handjob and finish with a titjob was fucking amazing. Best orgasm I've had in a long time 🎉
POSITIVE Brilliant teasing with very, very intense, unrushed finish. Made sure she drained every drop between her tits. Best I have had in a long time. NEUTRAL Very little touching allowed. Ok to play with her tits just a little bit near the end, but not her fine looking nipples 😢 NEGATIVE The normal massage was disappointing but the menu is only erotic not deep tissue, so perhaps my expectations were too high. Price at £100 too high considering only about 15 minutes of the massage was positive.
so was only 15 mins of hour the lingam?Hmm wondr how is possible to cum multiple times as her profile says you can. Perhaps skip massage and ask for 2 lingam
Or mybe half Hr would be better
£100 1h
Slough • Incall
Do not recommend
Calls herself Emilly and seems to tour around a bit, Euston, Slough, Woking to name but a few. Her profile promises a lot: "THE BEST TEASE MASSAGE YOU EVER HAD" "..THEN B2B WITH NURU GEL....FOR THE END BREST (sic) RELIEF... 1h £100" "I'm fully qualified masseuse. I don't pretend to be one. It's not massage table make someone a masseuse it's the experience" Then there's a sections devoted to all the different types. I saw her in Slough in an average apartment frequently used by other Polish WG. I was genuinely looking forward to an amazing massage given all the positive reviews and hyped up profile. Txt comms were prompt if not clear.
I saw her in Slough in an average apartment frequently used by other Polish WG.
She was wearing a white blouse and black trousers with a black waistcoat.
The first disappointment was she didn't have any Nuru gel even though it's listed as a service. So anyway, paperwork out of the way, she asked me to undress and stayed in the room while I did so. And facedown onto the massage table. She was wearing a white blouse and black trousers with a black waistcoat. Re-reading her profile FAQs now, it says she's topless during the massage and naked during Nuru. Well she wasn't even topless so nothing to get excited about at all. I didn't twig this at the time, but doubt it would have made much difference. She offers prostrate massage and given I've never had one before, I told her I was willing to try it. She told me she'd tease around my anus with oily fingers and go in gloved when I told her to. Anyway the massage started with my legs. The oil was very warm which was the first real positive aspect of what had so far been a rapidly deteriorating waste of time and money. If she's a professional masseuse, then I'm the King of England. Apart from the hot oil, there was nothing positive about her hand movements. Her touch was so light, it was irritating. I told her she could press firmer and she didn't seem to understand. So I told her harder, but it didn't really make any difference. Disappointed, I let her carry on as there didn't seem to be any way to improve matters. Anyway, after a lacklustre effort on the legs and back, she asked me to flip over and she proceeded to move quite swiftly straight for my dick. No real massage on the legs or elsewhere with teasing "accidental" more intimate touches that are the hallmarks of a real erotic massage. This was a straight, let's knock one out real quick and get this over asap. I had to grab her hands and slow her down a bit or I would have ended up with a raw penis from the harsh action. At one point other doors in the apartment were closed loudly making me lift my head up as it seemed as if someone else was about to enter the room. She assured me no one would. An unwelcome interruption nevertheless. So she starts teasing my anus while she's jacking me off which was somewhat erotic, so I told her to proceed with the prostrate. All I can say is that I've read about prostrate massages before and it's supposed to be administered gently with one or two fingers gently massaging the small walnut sized area between the testes and the anus. Well this was nothing like that. This was nothing but brutal anal rape. She seemed to go in with 3 maybe 4 fingers and there was nothing gentle about it. My sphincter was stretched wider than it's ever been and I ended up with a gaping anal hole that didn't return to normal size for at least 2-3 days. It was nothing like what I imagined a prostrate massage to be. It was just a rough in and out action that wasn't pleasurable in the slightest. I was already close to the edge before she started the anal rape, and luckily I came just before it became too painful. She quickly withdrew from my ass and whipped off and disposed of the glove and handed me some wipes to clean myself up with. As we still had some time to go, she reached for my slightly sore penis again and asked if I wanted to come again. I just knew it wasn't going to happen. Not with her amateur technique. So I told her not to bother. "He must be tired" she remarked. No love, I thought to myself, I've had a real fit Polish woman make me come 3 times in an hour before. He's not tired, he just doesn't want to be abused anymore tonight. So I went off for a shower to wash off all the oil and came back and got dressed while she was still in the room. I said my bye and left mighty disappointed.
All I can say is there are much classier acts for so much less around. Even the Romanian Ashley in Hounslow was better than this at £60 for the hour. Fit figure with lovely skin, topless in skimpy knickers and she allows light touching which goes a long way to making things more pleasurable. And then there's Maya in Ealing. Sadie Strumpet who tours all over the place. Don't get tempted by the hyped up profile and positive reviews. This is definitely one to avoid.
Met on
£90 45m
Greenford • Incall
Do not recommend
Made the booking by phone £90 pound for an hour Lingham Massage. She also offers a standard massage and happy ending for £70 and a Nuru for £120.
She is house sharing with other people but she has the top floor to her self. Inside her flat is well decorated and looked after.
I would guess shes in her early thirties, she isn't pretty but she does have a good body, Her boobs are very big,natural and not to saggy (probably 34EE) and i'd guess a size 10, I tried to start up a few conversations but she seemed a little disinterested. Maybe she was having a bad day.
The massage was good as she applied copious amounts of hot oil. I paid extra for the Lingham Massage so she spent a good ten minutes playing around with my balls and gooch but at no point did she give the prostate massage that the Lingham service suggests, I was clean so I don't think this service is ever provided. Overall I liked the Lingham part of the massage it felt good and got me fired up for what I thought would be a good body to body massage and finish. When I did turn over she oiled up her boobs (looked amazing) put my dick in between and gave me a tit job which was great but it ended too soon then she just perched herself on the edge of the massage table and provided the finish. I could touch her boobs but for £90 pounds I was expecting to be able suck them and for the ending to be a little more interactive. When I finished she offered for me to use the shower (which I declined) and that was it.
This wasn't by any means a bad punt but £90 for what turned out to be 45 minutes is to much, I have had far better body to body massages from other providers in the area who are better looking @LondonLucyXXX for example is far superior. Personally I wouldn't return but if your in Greenford and like big natural boobs then maybe there's some value in this for you
I personally don't see the attraction of paying so much for a massage and a wank but plenty do go for it.
It's always worth doing some research first. There was already one review of her - and it was negative.
Thanks for the review, but Greenford should be the in the London section, rather than SE as it's in Ealing borough.
£100 1h
next to Sainsburys in Maidenhead • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
I fancied something different when I spotted Emily offering Nuru massage at £100 for an hour: I booked an hour & drove over to the apartment which is located next to Sainsburys in Maidenhead.
the apartment which is located next to Sainsburys in Maidenhead. It's not difficult to find although you need to stand there in view of the shoppers while you get buzzed in.
Emily was rather older than her website photos suggested, to the point where I began to wonder if it was the same person. I notice that the pictures on website have changed & are now a little closer to the truth.
On entering the apartment I have to say I was somewhat disappointed as Emily was rather older than her website photos suggested, to the point where I began to wonder if it was the same person. I notice that the pictures on website have changed & are now a little closer to the truth. The next disappointment came when I asked for the Nuru massage & she told me to get on the table for a normal massage as the Nuru didn't take very long. She proceeded to give a fairly average massage without much strength behind it - certainly nothing like the Thai girls put into it. After half an hour of this she asked me to move on to a low plastic covered bed while she prepared the oil. She undressed me & proceeded to apply the oil & rub herself over me, finally ending up with bringing me off between her breasts. So a Nuru massage became basically an oily titwank. As I was covered in oil I showered & left.
In my view the website profile is an over-gilding of the services actually delivered & I would not repeat the experience.
Thanks for the review. It sounds like you've saved me a waste of time and money.
Thanks JamesFD
I was thinking about seeing her for the nuru massage. Looks like another if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. sorry you had a bad punt, but thanks again for saving myself and others for parting with their hard earned for a service which is not as advertised.
CB
Well to be fair the ending was quite explosive & I didn't get robbed or threatened so I'd describe it as deeply disappointing rather than truly bad. Afterwards I wished I'd visited Kat instead.
I had a similar meet with her, but sounds like I enjoyed the massage more. Half an hour massage, then onto the lilo for nuru. Hadn't had nuru before, thought I'd give it a bash, but probably wish I'd stayed on the massage table, as just ended up covered in bloody gunk that was nearly impossible to scrub off in the shower. Good massage, nice body slide (great set of tits) and great finish, but like I say I think I probably would have been better off staying on the massage table. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, but for me the jury is out on nuru rather than the girl herself who I would be perfectly happy to visit again.
I nearly booked her today but she would not let me eat her pussy so i swerved it 😂
Punters instinct, ML... 😁
I had punters horn 😂 😂
If the girl is not same as show in the profile; shouldnt that be reported back so they can take it off?
Well volunteered!
Exactly
TB can crack on
& Best of British !
Bit of a bummer 'pour toi Rodney Rajec'
Clocking up a ton in review stats
Then the wheels come orf 🤦
Had a bad experience with her too 👎