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_Kinky _ Alice

Hatton Garden - EC1N
11 reviews
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7.610

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Age: 40-44

Gender: Female

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 8st 9lb

Meets With: Men

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Grey

Nationality: Polish

Orientation: Bisexual

Bra Cup Size: C

Breast Enhancement: Natural

Body Type: Average

Smoking: Socially

Has Tattoos: Yes

Has Piercings: No

Nearest Rail Station: Farringdon Barbican Chancery Lane St Paul’s Bank

Reviews

11 TOTAL REVIEWS
7.6/10
AVERAGE RATING

Reviewed on

7/10

£190 1h

Victoria • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Good, quick replies and easy to organise.

Venue

A flat in Victoria, although I see she's now moved to somewhere near Paddington

Looks

Somewhat thick but not fat, the kinda robust body that is common in Eastern Europe. Natural breasts which many will like - facially she's average. I wouldn't look at her twice in the street to be honest, but she's fine. Looks healthy, no blemishes or dodgy teeth etc.

The Meet

The first time I saw here I wasn't particularly attracted to her to be honest - she's around early 40s I think, definitely a smoker although not in the flat. The way she describes herself in her profile is pretty accurate I think. Somewhat thick but not fat, the kinda robust body that is common in Eastern Europe. Natural breasts which many will like - facially she's average. I wouldn't look at her twice in the street to be honest, but she's fine. Looks healthy, no blemishes or dodgy teeth etc. However what she lacks in looks she really makes up for in personality, she is very friendly and easy going, and speaks good English. Once the business is done and I was showered she was straight in with DFK, no qualms. Good and lengthy OWO. Then RO on her which she was very responsive to. On with the dom and multiple positions in which she was an enthusiastic participant. I didn't pay for the sub service but she is naturally submissive, and she dishes out plenty of dirty talk as well while in the act. Ended with a few days worth of cum all over her face and she took it with aplomb. The second time I saw her was in Victoria, as I was in the area for work and needed something convenient. It was a similar experience, she remembered me and I had a great time again.

Final Thoughts

Overall I enjoyed my time with her (I did go back after all) but to be honest I'm not attracted to her so she would be more like a Plan C. She is an enthusiastic service provider with quite a few good reviews so her track record is solid, and she seems to genuinely enjoy what she's doing, which I think is a big plus.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£130 30m

Paddington Station • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

All through SMS. Very quick replies.

Venue

A quick walk from Paddington Station.

Looks

She's definitely 40. She has a MILF kind of body, a bit thicker than what her pictures suggest. Boobs a tiny bit saggy but I enjoyed them. Facially, not my cup of tea, a very east European kind of face. Another review said " narrow eyes" and I agree with that. Nice ass to play with. She's a very cool girl too, likes to have a chat but as soon as you get down to business, she's a 100% in. She really gets into it.

The Meet

Got in the flat, took a quick shower and headed to the room. Handed the money, quick chat and the snogging begins. If you like kissing, she's the one for you. We kissed for a good while naked, with lots of touching. Then we start with the OWO. Very good technic, very wet and eye contact. Then it was my turn with the RO, she was very fresh and clean, stayed there for a bit and she seemed to enjoy it. Lots of moaning and movement on her part. Managed to stick a finger in there too, which she seemed to like as well. Then onto the fucking, first missionary, lots of kissing here too, she feels very, very tight and she's very proud of this as well. Then fucked her from behind while grabbing her tits and rubbing her clit from time to time. Nice view of her ass. Got her on top to see those tits bounce, she's really good in this position, almost making me cum. I managed to hold it and dropped the load on her breasts.

Final Thoughts

Overall, she delivers a great service. If I had fancied her, this would've been an incredible punt, but that's not on her, so a massive positive for her.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£350 1h 30m

Private apartment near Seven Dials • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Communications

All via test, good response time, very clear instructions to access gated property.

Starting to get back on the horse post Covid, my same day request was turned down but I was offered a next morning spot and accepted.

Venue

Flat looked semi lived in (not by her) and we moved into "her" bedroom.

Looks

Reasonably pretty, decent figure, late 30's, profile pictures don't show much so not expecting anything very different.

The Meet

Busy area but clearly an Airb'n'b location as once I unlocked the gate, I found myself holding it open for a family and their kids.
Up to Alice's door and she's behind it, I was greeted by a very friendly girl next door type who looked anything but a sexual deviant.

The inevitable chat, glass of water and a quick run through of her toys.
She had a new one which was still in the packet, an egg type device with a remote . It had some charge in it so she inserted it and we tested it out.
Quite funny to see her jumping about when I pressed the buttons until the battery ran out.
Having paid an extra £40 for the submissive service, I wondered what that we going to be.
Being unsure, when she suggested some light spanking with a paddle, I went with it.
I still don't know what I paid the extra for because she then proceeded to provide a quite pleasant GFE type experience.
Pushed back at DT/FF so I didn't pursue it.
OWO, sex in various positions, CIM and it was all over bar the talking.
She offered a decent massage and was very nice to talk to but I was ready for off.

Final Thoughts

I quite enjoyed the experience for what it was but overall, a bit vanilla, so I won't be going back for more.

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Reviewed on

6/10

£120 30m

between Tottenham ct rd and Covent Garden • Incall

Recommend

Communications

When: in 2024, in the last 6 months, as per the rules

Venue

a nicely refurbished flat between Tottenham ct rd and Covent Garden

Looks

Probably mid to late 30s. Polish. Nice natural boobs, decent ass. The put down for me was the face - I did not find her attractive. She is by no means ugly, and I'm sure many other punters will find her facially attractive, but let's just say she wasn't my cup of tea

The Meet

After paperwork and shower, we move onto the bed (fairly small, I'm not even sure if it was a queen bed to be honest). She starts teasing me while kissing me, then moves onto a nice OWO, then moves back to kissing me while teasing just the very tip with her hands. Glove on, and the whole affair ends in CG. Seeing those natural boobs bouncing up and down in CG wasn't bad at all.

Final Thoughts

Would I go back? Unlikely. The service was good. Nice natural boobs, DFK on tap, nice OWO, good CG, absolutely no complaints there. It's just that I didn't find her face that attractive. In the same price range I prefer Mia here HSG here Petite Vicky here Would I recommend her? Service-wise, yes. Face-wise, it's hard to say. I mean, I'm sure there are other punters who will like her more than me and might even prefer her more than the ones I prefer.

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Reviewed on

8/10

Met on

£160 1h

Aldgate area • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Good comms via website and then text on the day.

Venue

Flat is perfectly serviceable if a little sparse but I’m not really there to judge the interior decorations.

Looks

Alice is a fun, friendly Polish lady, late 30’s, somewhere between pretty and plain looking with C cup breasts (somewhat saggy) and a fairly decent arse.

The Meet

Alice is a fun, friendly Polish lady, late 30’s, somewhere between pretty and plain looking with C cup breasts (somewhat saggy) and a fairly decent arse. She provides a solid service and has a fun sense of humour which made the whole experience very enjoyable. DFK on tap throughout, fairly good OWO and she’s pretty responsive during sex. We cycled through a few positions and I didn’t appear to be the only one enjoying myself (though it’s perfectly possible that she’s a very good actress!). We had a couple of breaks for silly chats and the whole meeting felt very ‘natural’. Fired in the bag at some point, more nattering and then I was on my way.

Final Thoughts

Haven’t been back since but plan to return at some point

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8/10

£170 1h

Seven Dials area • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Thanks to Alice's previous reviewers, I had HL'd her profile but didn't take the plunge until seeing the extra intel. As stated on most pictures don't give a fair representation, she's hotter in person, though the recent triplet below are better. Booked at £170 for the hour through a quick call, followed by minimalist texts before brilliant passionate service in the room. Reminded me of quite a few other Polish providers.

Venue

Don't think she has a regular location; I saw her at nice discreet flat in the Seven Dials area so very close to multiple stations.

Looks

Alice is a 39yo 5'4" Polish girl with long golden brown hair, narrow sparkling eyes and very kissable lips. She has lightly tanned soft skin, nice B cup breasts and a sexy slim feminine figure. My little nymphette to play with! 😎

The Meet

Initial business-like greeting with paperwork/shower, but returned to the room for full-on naughty GFE. Lots of compliments and dirty talk made it a rather fun meet. Lots of DFK, Alice snogging me as much as I did her, non-stop for the next hour. Unwrapped her negligee and sexy lingerie to reveal my prize. OWO with Alice crouching before me in front of the mirror. Teasing blowie getting to about mid shaft, with occasional eye contact. RO to return the favour with Alice very wet and vocal. Dom on to fuck her in mish, whilst continuing the extensive snogging session. Popped in the bag. Intra round some chat before back to action with more DFK and OWO. Rubbered up to run through cowgirl, mish, standing doggy, doggy and prone. Alice urged me to fuck her harder and some dirty talk to ensure I gave her a proper ravaging, arms and legs everywhere as we locked together 💃 Pulled out to finish with a partial facial, partial COB splattering her mouth and tits.

Final Thoughts

Really had a nice time with Alice, very much the brilliant Polish GFE for which there is a dwindling number of providers left. Now to see about her Kink mode... My Ratings Face 7/10 Body 8/10 Personality 9/10 Service 8/10 Comms 5/5 Location 4/5 TOTAL 41/50

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Reviewed on

9/10

Met on

£190 1h

Covent Garden/Holborn • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Belated report of a January 2024 meeting with the delightful polish Alice. Rented flat around the back of Covent Garden/Holborn was slightly exposed on a busy street and a bit of a rabbit warren up to the flag but inside to a decent size bedroom with en suite.

Venue

Rented flat around the back of Covent Garden/Holborn was slightly exposed on a busy street and a bit of a rabbit warren up to the flag but inside to a decent size bedroom with en suite. Shower as I found out later was functional but another one of these places where the shower rail is knackered.

Looks

Profile description and pics I’d say very accurate, lovely girl and eager to please and whilst she’s normally more of a sub she admitted she sometimes does just like a good hard shagging session.

The Meet

In the room and paperwork sorted we’d agreed a GFE plus CIM rather than any of Alice’s more. What followed was a brilliant hour of full on snogging, oral and reverse oral including Alice having a mate orgasm which was a delight to see and she was very thankful of. Multiple positions with her on top, missionary and then doggie smacking her delightful arse before I couldnt hold back and she lay back and took a huge CIM holding me until she drained me properly before retiring to the bathroom to unload. Round 2 similar finishing in missionary with Alice’s legs wrapped very firmly around my neck, flexible girl.

Final Thoughts

Happy to help. would deffo return.

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Reviewed on

8/10

£200 1h

Covent Garden Station • Incall

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

Fast via text messages

Venue

Apartment in 3 min from Covent Garden Station. Good size room and nice bathroom. Pretty discreet

Looks

She is mid-30 polish girl with light eyes. Small boobs, nice ass. Overall good looking. Speaks good english

The Meet

1h booking + sub service = £200. DFK, OWO, Submissive rough sex in various positions, a lot of spanking and spitting on her face. Everything delivered with a smile. A bit of chatting in between sex. Overall a solid service maybe a bit expensive but prices are skyrocketing so can't really complaint. She has a box of toys (ropes, handcuffs..) but did not used them.

Final Thoughts

Yes I had a lot of fun

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Reviewed on

9/10

£400 2h

Aldgate • Incall

Accurate photos

Recommend

Would repeat

Communications

I actually had an arrangement in place which was cancelled with a bit of notice due to the early arrival of a monthly cycle, but Alice was on my hotlist, so I made contact via text and was swiftly booked in for that morning. Good professional comms. We agreed services in advance and I made my way to her postcode.

Venue

Flat is on the fringe of the city, nice, clean, tidy. Was offered and accepted a shower - all good.

Looks

She is stated as 39 but I honestly thought she was younger as she has a very youthful demeanour. Short, pretty and engaged face with mousey hair and a nicely proportioned body - lovely bum. Her pictures are not great (as someone else said) not because they're false, but they just don't show much, but she is keen to remain discreet

The Meet

Before we started she pulled out a drawer from her bedside cabinet and inventoried her toys, essentially saying I could have my choice and do what I wanted. This included restraints, paddle, crop etc as well as things that go buzz in the night. We kissed and I played with her for a bit, whilst getting her naked so I could admire her. Her arse was described very well as "grabbable" which I agree with but also would point out it is by no means fat, just really nice in shape and ripe for spanking. Bent her over the bed and spanked her with my hand for a while, which she took obvious delight in, telling me she could take a lot more - I have no doubt. Carried this on for a while and then moved to the flogger which I used on her arse, legs and eventually pussy. She showed me her oral skills which were really good, though not too deep but involved a lot of her spit and she worked my balls and rimmed me well too. Quite happy to be on the bottom during 69 and encouraged me to get my bum over her mouth so she could access it. I went down on her and we used one of her toys to warm her up before I fucked her in missionary and was impressed but slightly miffed that she was fucking me too, pulling me in and grinding her hips. I had to sort this out and remind her who was in control, so I positioned her on her side and grabbed her hands so she had no choice but to cede control. More spanking, toying and teasing continued before I bent her over, played with her arse and fucked her from behind whilst spanking her. She bacame quite noisy, so I used her ball gag pulled her hair, slapped her face (quite gently) and fucked her hard, which she did not complain about...although she did have her mouth full.... We chilled and chatted before she started sucking me again, which went on for a good while including lots of exploration with her tongue. Then an idea hit me: I grabbed a harness which she had pointed out earlier and effectively cuffed her hands and feet into a position on her back which was simply too good to pass up - I knew she would have to just take it in missionary now, so that's exactly what we did. Then I moved on to flogging her legs, pussy and feet and realised her stockinged feet were making a nice arch, so put my dick through and used her feet to wank me off whilst flogging her. I made her tell me what names would be appropriate for a slut like her in her native language - every day is a learning day and I'm good at new languages - and wrote those across her arse and lower torso. Quick couple of photos for her posterity before bending her over (still harnessed) for a fuck with her on all fours, with her arse and pussy lubed with my spit. Eventually I released her and she went back to giving me oral whilst I finished myself off by hand. We chilled a bit more and I headed out into the Aldgate hubub bang on 2 hours, completely spent. The only minor issue is that her condoms are not great - quite heavy duty, so felt a little snug (I'm not big). That aside, would recommend and return.

Final Thoughts

The only minor issue is that her condoms are not great - quite heavy duty, so felt a little snug (I'm not big). That aside, would recommend and return.

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Reviewed on

7/10

£200 1h

Holborn • Incall

Photos inaccurate

Recommend

Communications

A few emails and all done; very easy. A text to confirm on the day and another on arrival. No delays in replies.

Venue

A small flat about equidistant from Holborn and Covent Garden stations, so nicely central. A half-decent coffee shop around the corner provides somewhere to wait if early. Upon arrival, the entrance hallway was small and completely dark, with a dimly-lit bedroom beyond, which caused me some concern (B&S?, old photos?). Once we moved into the bedroom and shower room, all was well. The flat was clean, tidy and clearly a working location rather than somewhere anyone lived. Alice told me that she rented it from a “friend”.

Looks

The photos on Alice’s profile are not very helpful. However, her descriptions are accurate: 39 years old, 5’5” (at a push) and size 10 are about right. She has quite a soft body that is nice to hold. Quite pretty in a typical Polish way, although not exceptional.

The Meet

A simple roleplay to exploit her submissive personality, including some spanking, flogging and slapping, but nothing very hard; a few times she told me to spank harder, so I was nowhere near her limits. French kissing was very good indeed, lots of it, deep with plenty of tongue action without being silly, and the highlight of the meet. OWO both ways, rimming on her and sex were all fine to good. Friendly chat to finish; Alice’s English is very good.

Final Thoughts

The extra £40 for submissive services was probably not worth it, although I would accept that this might have been because I am not a great dom, and another person could well get more out of it. At £160/hr for GFE Alice would be a very solid punt indeed, especially given her central location, with a very welcoming and giving nature.

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