Age: 25-29
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: Thai
Orientation: Straight
Southside • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
Arranged a meet turned up at the incalls location which is a rat run maze of flats in the Southside. The "girl" had nipped out for groceries so saw her outside the block in the company of a very obvious TS.
The incalls location which is a rat run maze of flats in the Southside.
Facially the pictures match but she was wearing cut offs which showed a large ass which to me looked like a man's bottom. Hands although not large and she was about 5"4, just seemed like a post op TS to me.
She asked me to meet her at the door and facially the pictures match but she was wearing cut offs which showed a large ass which to me looked like a man's bottom. I had this in mind and then she walked in front of me and the walk spoke of ladyboy so I just called it off myself. Hands although not large and she was about 5"4, just seemed like a post op TS to me. Not my thing. She was cool about it but I just couldn't go through with it myself.
Giving this a neutral because I didn't go through with it. If mods think this shouldn't be in the reviews sections please move it to general discussion. Thanks.
£80 30m
Beswick • Incall
Accurate photos
Do not recommend
usual place in Beswick, Helens profile popped up, only the one review on here so decided to give her a go. Coms were really good, usual place in Beswick, up the stairs and she was waiting behind the door.
usual place in Beswick, up the stairs and she was waiting behind the door.
Definitely the girl in the photos, decent figure, dressed in red lingerie but my god, she looked like Id just killed her dog....decent body, nice responsive clit and was very tight but, my god, what a miserable girl.
First impressions were....what a miserable fuc#£er...Definitely the girl in the photos, decent figure, dressed in red lingerie but my god, she looked like Id just killed her dog....I tried to break the ice but she just beckoned me into the bedroom and said" Pay me first please"....she took the money and disappeared out of the room whilst I lost my clothes. She reappeared with an open condom in her hand and attempted to stick it on my very limp dick....I said no and asked her to get on the bed.....she lay back, eyes closed and opened her legs. She livened up a little as I went to work, she was grabbing my head and pushing her hips up and I thought this is more like it.....just then her phone went off....up she jumps, starts texting puts the phone down and gets in doggy position......after a few pumps the phone goes again....up she jumps again....Im pissed off now and say " Just turn the thing off"......she turns the volume down and gets back on the bed. She's back in mish and I just rattle the arse off her for the text 10 minutes before duffing my load in the condom....she gets up, hands me the wet wipes and a kitchen roll and disappears.....Im fully dressed when she returns, she looks at me, walks back out leading me to the front door, and with a very curt " bye " from her...Im off. I don't think she said more than 6 words to me the entire punt, she never broke into a smile and never attempted to give any sort of decent service....It's definitely the girl in the photos...decent body, nice responsive clit and was very tight but, my god, what a miserable girl.
One to forget and one I wouldn't recommend
Pics look slightly airbrushed but still FAF however you don't need attitude on a punt, had the same myself earlier from a parlour girl, Neg to follow
Looking at the photos there definitely glammed up but not really touched up, she's even got the same miserable face on them....maybe she's just got a permanent resting bitch face.. 🤷 ....either way, her service was shit
Cheer yourself up Frank, just think how painful it was having that butterfly tattooed on her left tit 😂
To be honest, I never noticed that but then again, it was dark and my mince pie's aren't the best without my glasses 🤷
£120 30m
the familiar place where you go through the little alleyway • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
I'll keep this brief, because VS reviews tend to have a short shelf life, and she may be gone after the weekend. I forgot to ask.
This was in the familiar place where you go through the little alleyway.
A couple of those pics have clearly been airbrushed, but I'm not sure why, because she has a very desirable body anyway. Reasonably tall by Thai standards, perfectly proportioned, the perfect hourglass figure with no hint of fat, tits so perfect they're presumably fake, but there was no hint of any tell-tale scars. There's a bit of artwork on her back, but nothing remotely off-putting. Attractive rather than pretty, I'd say, and that pouty look in the photos is not a million miles away from how she was, although she smiled from time to time and was pleasant enough.
She's new to England, but this ain't her first rodeo as she did the same work in Pattaya. It showed, too; her demeanour was quietly businesslike, with none of the theatre you sometimes get with Thai girls, although she was quite playful at times, ruffling my hair as I suckled on her tits, that sort of thing. Her English isn't great but with a few 'oohs' and 'aahs' and a bit of body language the punt flowed perfectly smoothly, and she was happy for me to set the play. We warmed up with her wriggling about on my lap as I explored all her interesting bits, then on to the bed for RO from front and rear, followed by a nice covered blowjob and leisurely 69 before kicking off the main event with some full throttle mish. The list of services I'd been sent included anal at an extra £30, and when we switched to doggy I was in fine fettle and fancied the idea. As it happens she clipped me for an extra £10 on the grounds that it was so big, which would no doubt have come as a surprise to the women I've known in real life. I expect it's a line she learnt in Pattaya. It made me laugh, though, and I was happy to go along with it. She trusted me to pay after the event, or I wouldn't have bothered. She was liberal with the lube and took it like a trouper without me having to rein things in at all. After she'd shown commendable patience and no little skill to finish me off by hand, there was none of the pampering you usually get from Thai girls. She plonked a couple of kitchen towels on it and popped into the shower, leaving me to clean up the mess. Not that I minded; kitchen towels are much more practical for the job than baby-wipes anyway, and I always like to see a girl get showered between customers.
£80 for half an hour, plus £40 - or £30 if you're not a soft touch - for anal. I can't remember if she charges extra for OWO, but I expect so.
Just to add, she now has a profile as 'Vivien Thai Massage'.
Thanks for the review CH. I must admit I was tempted this weekend to see Rita, however I thought her face looked a little “manly” in the photos so that made me far more hesitant. I’m even more undecided now after you said she was a little taller than most. I decided just have a nice b2b massage with Jasmine in Nottingham instead. 🎉
I hadn't given it a thought, Dick, but now you've put that seed of doubt in my mind, I'm wondering if you may have a point.
I remember the girl we saw a couple of years ago wouldn't let me go down for RO, presumably, with hindsight, so I couldn't inspect the surgeon's handiwork too closely. Now I come to think of it, with this girl, Rita, I didn't get to inspect her fanny too closely, either. I'd barely started when she said she was too ticklish - I'm sporting some rather dashing facial hair at the moment 😎 so it was believable - and when I had a go from the rear she presented herself so that her arsehole was much more accessible than her fanny, which of course was fine by me. A ploy to make me keep my distance, I wonder?
On the other hand, the girl back then had by far the tightest fanny I've ever known - you'd have had no chance of gaining entry, I assume - whereas Rita's was just a nice, snug fit, and par for the course. And some girls just don't like RO, of course. There's nothing physical about her to indicate she may be an ex-bloke, but there wasn't about the other girl, either. Like I say, you've made me doubt myself.
So I'll be surprised, but not astonished, if it later transpires she's another post-op, and I'll be looking forward to any further reviews.
It's a strange one FB, as facially looking at her media she doesn't look like a Ts (you say she looks like her media facially).
Hard to judge the rest. You were there so you'd probably know better than any of us. Don't know where it stands review wise.
If indeed she/him/they/them...... Is a Ts then they are misleading the punter, so I think it should stand. Then downgraded to a Neg, but it's just your opinion as it stands 🤷
Yeah the pictures have been filtered to make them entirely feminine but when you see her you know it is the same face but not as soft if you know what I mean.
FB, the fact that on seeing her/him, you felt strongly enough to walk would justify a negative rating straight away?
It's your call though?