kelly the milf
Age: 50-54
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Age: 50-54
Gender: Female
Meets With: Men
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
1h
Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
I’ve always had a big thing for the older ladies, in fact I’ve never visited a lady my own age - they tend to bore me a little and don’t offer the wonderful experiences of an experienced companion. Arrived across the road where I had been directed and was then given the flat location. Buzzed in and up three flights of stairs to Kelly’s flat. She was extremely friendly on arrival and immediately made me feel at home before offering me a shower. (To ensure I wasn’t being rude I’d arranged this in advance as I’d been travelling) and she left me in private for a few minutes.
Buzzed in and up three flights of stairs to Kelly’s flat.
Her smoking hot bod also does not do any harm either (she’s the only lady that I’ve ever visited who actually looks better than her photos).
Quick chat when I came out to establish what i liked and then on to some very pleasant kissing. It’s always been a turn on for me to do reverse oral and Kelly was certainly obliging. If the noises she was making were any indication then she is either a very good actress or was enjoying herself a lot. Too much followed for me to be too detailed about the ins and outs (get it?) but I have rarely enjoyed an hour with an escort more. She is warm (in every sense), fun and easy to get along with.
In short, she’s brilliant and you should go see her. I’m treating myself to a birthday hour in her company next week 😊
£120
Photos inaccurate
Do not recommend
I suppose this is positive but only just really, very limited service, no french kissing, no OWO.
Kelly is probably early 50's not the 43 on her profile, however she is pretty and has a lovely smile and seems like a nice girl, pleasant company anyway, does have a very good figure.
Kelly is probably early 50's not the 43 on her profile, however she is pretty and has a lovely smile and seems like a nice girl, pleasant company anyway, does have a very good figure. It was just a bit ordinary, I wasn't exactly skipping back to the car afterwards which for £120 I would like to be doing.
So OK but not great.
Should this be a neutral?
I can't really see any positive in the review at all 💨 9
Thanks for the review, had been on my watchlist for a long time.
Whats her body like, is she wrinlky/saggy or 'normal'?
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Chester Road on the border of Boldmere and Erdington • Incall • Free parking
Recommend
Would repeat
Made an appointment to see Kelly last week as a result of the recommendations on here and I was not disappointed !!!
Her apartment is in a modern block of flats
the beautiful vivacious young lady around 40's in a black dress sort skirt with a zip from top to bottom - she has these amazing eyes.... I now understand why the other reviewers say she is better Than her mph ottos.... did I mention she had these amazing eyes as well as a fabulous figure
Offered me a drink and sorted paperwork and then after a natter hugs and kisses and then onto the bed
Well worth the hour and cannot wait to go back
This would be better off being split into two separate reviews and the top section basically told us nothing about the meet with Kelly!
Yea, the format is a tad strange but to be fair it is his first go.
When I was reading the first section I was convinced it must be Kelly herself, it just doesn't read like the usual reviews:
"then after a natter hugs and kisses"
"did I mention she had these amazing eyes as well as a fabulous figure"
And there is no detail at all about the activity.
Then the second section reads like a real review by a bloke, full of lewd details. So it is a bit strange, almost as if he pasted a review sent to him by Kelly.
£80 for 30 mins
No OWO
No FK
No CIM
NO thanks! 👋 😤
Over priced for what is on offer
I did a thread in the regional section on Kelly, misspelt her name but its the same WG, the likes list is very limited and the price is way too high 👋
1h
Erdington / Wylde Green / Boldmere border • Incall • Parking available
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
I had arranged the meet a couple of days before that, confirmed on the day and Kelly gave me instructions to her flat and explained where to park in the next street. Once parked, I phoned Kelly and she gave me the flat number, I buzzed the door and she let me in.
The flat is a low rise one on the first floor on the Erdington / Wylde Green / Boldmere border and has its own street level entrance, so no messing about with lifts and communal entrances.
Kelly was waiting at the top of the stairs wearing a short black dress with a zip at the front. As others have said on here and A/W her profile pictures do here no favours at all – she looks simply stunning imho. Quite petite, slim, nice legs, lovely face and large breasts for her frame.
Led me straight to the bedroom, which was clean and tidy ( looked newly decorated ), we sorted the paperwork out and I was offered a drink and shower. I had only had a shower about 20 minutes before so declined, but I accepted a glass of water ( having seen Kelly my throat was very, very dry with anticipation. We started with some very good DFK while I unzipped Kelly's dress to reveal her fantastic breasts and she stroked the bulge that was developing in my trousers. Off fell the dress and I laid her on the bed, spent a few minutes sucking her large erect nipples, relieved her of her knickers and buried my head into her lovely tasting pussy. After a few minutes she came hard ( at least she appeared to have cum, who really knows but the girl herself, anyway she gave me the impression that she was enjoying it even more than I was and believe me, I was really enjoying it ). I then asked her to kneel in front of me while I slipped my cock into her mouth. She gave a great deep throat with plenty of eye contact and a smile on her face throughout. I eventually had to stop her, as although she had agreed to CIM I wanted to fuck her first. On with the condom and back to the bed, firstly with her riding my cock cowgirl ( those lovely bouncing breasts were a fantastic sight ) then into mish. She has one of the tightest pussy's I have entered since I was a teenager and I knew that there was no way I was going to last for long. She then moaned that she was coming and her tight little pussy suddenly became soaking wet. That was enough to finish me off and I came into the condom for what seemed like ages. Best fuck I've had for ages. Kelly then lay next to me and we kissed, cuddled and talked for a while before I left ( I can only manage one pop at my age and although Kelly did her best to raise the old man, it just doesn't happen any more ).
I short, no clock-watching, lovely lady in looks and personality, great breasts, fantastic owo and made me explode more intensely than I have for ages. I will definitely be back, although I have a few more to see on my hot list first. Great hour with her, highly recommended.
I saw this lady several years ago when she was working from a room in a house in South Birmingham. I haven't been to her new location. She was friendly and gave a really good service but for me it lacked something so I never went back.
Hi dickdarstadly. I've been thinking of booking Kelly for a long time but I hate the thought of driving through Birmingham .was she easy to find ? Was the parking situation OK? Many thanks
Hi Kev,
I understand that she works from 2 addresses. I visited the one on the border of Boldmere. Site rules say I can't give you the address, but yes, it was easy to find as it was on a main road. There is a car park but Kelly asks you to park around the corner on a side street (30seconds walk to the front door). If you don't fancy the drive it's about a 10 minute walk from Chester Road railway station.
Sutton • Incall
Photos inaccurate
Recommend
Would repeat
booked in advance via website comms good
nice apartment in Sutton
I think she looks better in the flesh than her pics and has quite a tidy little figure but not as "firm" as I guess she was a few years ago
all in all a good service, light FK decent owo, plenty of RO where she made all the right noises and grabbed my head etc
in conclusion I would recommend and wouldn't rule out a return visit certainly keep as a plan b
Read the profile dragon, she's in Boldmere.
Yes Boldmere, off the Chester rd
Better pics of yummy MILF
£120 1h
Incall • Free parking
Accurate photos
Recommend
Good comms and safe on street parking.
Pleasant modern flat.
Kelly was very much as in her pictures. My choice was prompted by her looks more that anything, she is spot on for me.
In my one hour booking we did FK ( a bit light I would say) OWO, sex in cowgirl, doggy and mish, and ended with CIM and swallow.
That's not to say she isn't worth £120 if what she offers is what you want. She was friendly and chatty, very easy to get along with so I would recommend her.
Did you meet her in Boldmere or Castle Bromwich? 👋
Boldmere. I thought I was going to Castle Bromwich but when I got the post code.....
1h
Castle Bromwich • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Kelly has been on my hotlist for quite some time but I never quite got round to seeing her. In fact I may not have gotten round to seeing her today but I changed my mind about following through with a threesome with Jenny and Sandy after less than favorable comments on here. I'm 100% certain that this was the right decision because I had a great punt with Kelly and I now wish I'd seen her sooner.
I saw her at her place in Castle Bromwich which was immaculately well turned out, as was Kelly herself.
She's smaller than I expected, about 5'5' and really slim and busty. She is possibly mid forties, really attractive with big pretty eyes and a disarming smile. She has a personal trainer and says she's lost a stone over the last few months. Whatever she's doing is working because she has an amazing figure. She's worn exactly what I asked her to wear, stockings, suspenders, a nice bra, a short skirt with no knickers underneath and a short zip fronted jacket.
I saw her at her place in Castle Bromwich which was immaculately well turned out, as was Kelly herself. It's a bit of a hackneyed comment but she really is so much better in the flesh. She's smaller than I expected, about 5'5' and really slim and busty. She is possibly mid forties, really attractive with big pretty eyes and a disarming smile. She has a personal trainer and says she's lost a stone over the last few months. Whatever she's doing is working because she has an amazing figure. She's worn exactly what I asked her to wear, stockings, suspenders, a nice bra, a short skirt with no knickers underneath and a short zip fronted jacket. Kelly is one of those rare girls who really puts the time and effort into meeting you. I wish I'd booked longer than an hour because I sensed Kelly is actually a little shy on meeting for the first time, she is bubbly, vivacious and very chatty but nevertheless I sensed that she needed the chat to relax a little into the meeting but this was fine by me, I actually found it quite sweet. I knew as soon as I saw her that it was gonna be a good session and it was. I'm a little voyeuristic so seeing Kelly lose the skirt and top before joining me on the bed was already pushing my buttons. I impressed her with my sleight of hand by quickly unhooking her bra with my left hand behind her back and released her big soft tits. I'm a tit man and Kelly's are amongst the best I've seen in the West Midlands, on par with Bridgets at Tiger Lillys but since I don't see her anymore it's good to have found a replacement. There are punters out there who have no interest in the WG enjoying herself during the session but I'm not one of them, I like foreplay and lots of it and this pays dividends with a girl like Kelly because she also does. She genuinely loves sex and if you put the effort into turning her on then you will get far more from the meeting. She has such a nice pussy and her clit gets really hard and swollen when you go down on her. Kelly really appreciates when you go down on her which is great for me because RO is one of my favorite things. We swapped for a session of 69'ing and Kelly genuinely came after about 10 minutes of this, telling to go really gently with my tongue because her clit was hyper-sensitive as she was coming. A bit of cowgirl and then we finished with Kelly laying next to me and kissing me and whispering erotically as she wanted me off. This was my choice and exactly what I wanted her to do. The hour flew by and we chatted afterwards as I watched Kelly put on her Lycra training pants and sports bra, this was a sturdy item but it needed to be. 😁 I think I even got a little horny again just watching her get changed and I have no doubt that I'd have been happy to play with her all afternoon but her personal trainer was on his way and I was on mine with a kiss and a promise to see her again. A promise I'll definitely be keeping!
Kelly is one of the sexiest yet down to earth working girls I've ever met and I suspect that further meetings will be even better than this one and that is saying something.
She didn't want me off, she wanked me off 😊
Freudian slip?
Seriously, good review. Also nice to see a profile with good honest photos, no chance of B & S with that one.
For once when I say that her photo's could do with an update its because she looks better.
I had her booked for my works trip back in February...then work cancelled!
Thanks for the review.
She goes on work trips? 🤷
No, I was going to Brum on business. 🤦
See, what you did was left yourself wide open for that. Similar to the old joke, I got chased by a dog on a bike, well take the bike off it. Similarly when you said you had her booked on a work trip… Forget it! 🤦
Chester road • Incall
Accurate photos
Recommend
Would repeat
Hi all, I saw Kelly a few weeks ago after booking through a website, and I must say she was a definite positive.
Her apartment is located near Chester road and is easy to find with her directions. It was also very clean and tidy and fit for purpose with nice facilities.
I have to say Kelly is a bit older than she looks in her pictures but is still quite pretty. Her body is very well maintained, slim, nice natural breasts, so the body pictures on her profile are very accurate. My only very minor complaint is she was a bit taller than I would of liked, and not enough junk in the trunk 😂
She was very friendly and talkitive, and had a nice down to earth personality. The service offered was spot on as well. Very deep french kissing, owo and reverse oral (she was very clean), and a load of sex in different positions. She is also very tight, I was very impressed. After we had finished, we sat and talked for a bit before me having a shower and leaving. We went over by about 15 mins because we got slightly carried away but this shows she isn't a clock watcher.
Overall I was happy with punt. I would definitely recommend her.
I saw Kelly this morning and can echo all previous comments - she is a stunner and I enjoyed every minute of the 2 hours spent with her which cost £200. Easy to find, no parking issues, clean and comfortable - shower available before and after, great conversationalist and all services advertised available and supremely delivered.
I had no probs with photos and I think Kelly looks amazing in the flesh.
When you say you had no problems with her photographs, do you mean you didn't mind that she looks older or you thought she looked the same age as in her pictures?
A few details like did you get OWO, and what actual service you enjoyed like SWC, ASWC . was there FK, DFK would turn this mostly useless 4 month old report into something useful.
Her profile is quite vanilla though she looks quite good in a dirty milf way.
Look at previous posts and the video linked which will give you a good idea to her boundaries!!!
Also this report was yesterday where you get four months from?
In fairness, it was about a meet from four months ago 😊 , although I’ll be honest, I don’t know exactly what all of those acronyms mean 😊
Samjos
Sorry previously misquoted wrong person.
As for reviews I only trust reports here. She has 8 positive, but it's nice to have another useful report. As it's his first report, I'm giving him some slack and useful criticism at the same time.
It says so in the title - Kelly the MILF - October 2018 visit (sorry it’s late) - Sutton Coldfield . I've highlighted it for you 😉
I have tried to book her but never wants to commit to a booking until last minute which doesn’t work for. May try again
I think Kelly been around for ages..She must be good to have such lo longevity..